You're walking down the street and you find this. What do?
Check my map, I must be walking in circles.
Turn 360 and walk away.
oh fuck, not again
"unzips dicks"
>>139554367
>>139554900
Wow, did I walk into 2007 by accident?
>>139554187
Call an ambulance?
bowl of eggs
>>139555460
Take her scarf and go home.
Check the obituaries daily for her inevitable death by the Japanese cold.
I put on my shoujo sparkles and princess carry her to safety
>>139554187
>Procceed to rape
Wonder why I left my apartment
Rape is the only correct answer
>>139554187
Notify nearest divine entity.
>Check her vitals
>she's alive? Okay!
>cop a feel
>Call ambulance
>snip a lock of her hair
>wait for EMTs
>>139554187
Blast a load on her and continue on
>>139558585
A load of what anon?
Look for Mr Bean