Here's the plan, /a/

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> Incredibly wealthy otaku
> Sets out to create the greatest anime ever
> Establishes a media company in Japan using financial assets
> Establishes a large production company paying actual wages to animators instead of dirt

> Announce anime
> It's haremshit
> Each archetype character is designed by paid commission from the masters of their respective fields of archetypes
> No DFCs have ever been this flat
> Tsunderes tsun and dere are balanced carefully by a team of specialists
> Each character has an Ara ara mother on standby

> Anime released
> It's shit
> Average reception, mediocre reviews
> Fufufu, as expected, I'll have to use THAT

> Season 2 announced, budget is tripled
> One of the harem archetype characters was a trap > You won't find out which one until the finale
> All web releases so that it can be uncensored
> Ecchi scenes have never been this lewd

> Critical hit upon release
> Waifu wars claim multiple lives
> Almost on normie radar
> Cult classic, with actual cults

> Any continuation is openly denied by company
> Sequel OVAs for each route made in secret
> Combination SoL with a hardcore hentai climax
> Budget for each is ridiculous, nearly bankrupting
> Voice actresses actually being fucked by dildo

> No release, no sales, OVAs existence denied
> Ultra rare, cannot be copied
> Only the chosen faithful fans approached for access
> Cannot buy OVAs, must join a secret fraternity
> Sometimes members must kidnap voice actresses
> Sometimes they blackmail or extort opposing studios

Thoughts? Suggestions?