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uh oh...
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>>139530390
Better call an ambulance
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>>139531030
You mean undertaker, it is already too late.
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I was almost ded with that temperature.
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Who +40ºc fever here? Mine was 41,3ºc when i was 9, looks like part of my liver suddenly said fuck you and died.
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>>139530390
Holy shit her blood is about to freeze
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>>139530390
What is this in Fahrenheit?
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>>139532037
Are you brain damaged? This is a rhetoric question, I'm reminding you not to answer.
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>>139532088
Are you trying to tell me that's a normal temperature or something? Jesus christ man
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>>139532131
Oh yes, that's a little high in fact, about 36.5 degrees is the norm.
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>>139531542
>Mine was 41,3ºc when i was 9
How the hell are you still alive?
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>>139532088
I'm not
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>>139532168
i thought 37 was normal
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>>139530390
living dead in japan.
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>>139532088
make me
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>>139531901
Why do you think it's called a cold?
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>>139532333
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>>139532333
Trips for truth.
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>>139531542
Think I was 41 or so at around age 11, the point is, how the fuck is 37,3 even close to having a fever.
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>>139531542
A friend of my told me his parents kept him too sanitary as a child. He never developed proper immunity against bacteria/viruses/etc. When he gets sick, he does it hardcore. 40+ every time
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>>139530390
Adult fevers are serious business. My dad's doctor almost killed him by thinking it was just a flu and prescribing my dad, Tamiflu, for 10 days and when my dad wasn't getting any better, he stupidly told my dad it was just the side effects of Tamiflu.

However, before the week was over, my mom and I were forced to call the ambulance after after we couldn't handle my dad's "tough guy" act anymore and there we found out at the hospital, my dad almost died because his family doctor confused the flu with a urinary tract infection and Tamiflu actually made the UTI worst.

So yeah, just to lett you guys knows, fevers don't always means it is a flu. It could be a UTI as well.

Even my dad didn't think it was a UTI and thought it was just a flu he caught from someone at his work.

If you aren't getting any better, say fuck you to your doctor, and go to a hospital asap to get a second opinion or the actual treatment you should have gotten in the beginning. It could save your life.

And yeah, no point in trying to act tough when you are sick. It only makes people worried about you more. When I learned my dad was this close to dying due to his UTI, it made me regret accepting my dad's tough guy act in the beginning and that I should have dragged my dad to the hospital, days earlier, even if I had to cuss him out.
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>>139532197
Not him, but kids have higher fever tolerance than adults.
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>>139531542
>tfw 42ºc
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>>139532998
It seems like illnesses become hardcore once you reach adulthood most of the time.

That is why back in the old days, it was better for children to get chicken pox then getting chicken pox when you are an adult.

Also, tonsil removing is best done as a child, because if you need to get tonsils removed as an adult, it is literally throat rape waiting to happen and you pretty much get wrecked hard as an adult for many weeks compared to a mere few days for children.

Youth is best after all in the end. Everything becomes worse when you are an adult.
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Isn't this screenshot from that one anime episode where Coalguys or commie or gg or some other faggots localized the temperature to Fahrenheit? I wish I still had that edited screenshot where some guy changed it to 85 degrees Steve or some shit.
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>>139530390
I never really understood why you have to put these things in your ass.
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>>139533855
It's more fun that way.
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>>139533855
It's faster and more accurate through the rectum than through oral or axillary.
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ITT: American health

You fags, 36ºc is healthy, once you reach 37ºc youre having a fever.
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>>139533961
just drive a cooking thermometer directly into your heart

fastest most accurate method
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>>139533972
Depends on how you measure it. Oral gives higher temps than armpit.

>select all images with trucks
uh oh
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>>139534216
Everyone here does oral. The average is usually about 36.0ºc to 36.4ºc. Once you reach 37ºc it means youre starting to get a fever. 37.6ºc means full blown fever. 38ºc means high fever. 39ºc and above means you need hospital
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>>139530390
>fansubbers overlay this with a display in burger units
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>>139534348
I always wondered why we didn't evolve a better way to handle fevers rather than having our immune system pretty much go "kill everything with fire mode" whenever you have a fever.

Like it is pretty shitty when you have a fever. I know high heat is good for killing whatever was responsible for giving you a fever in the first place but that affects your normal cells too.
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>>139533648
>Youth is best after all in the end. Everything becomes worse when you are an adult.
Except sex.
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That's not even fever.
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>>139534489
You become more paranoid of STDs when you are an adult, though.
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>>139533337
>If you aren't getting any better, say fuck you to your doctor, and go to a hospital asap to get a second opinion or the actual treatment you should have gotten in the beginning. It could save your life.
As a GP, I'm saying fuck you to you too. Just get a good family doctor. One that won't prescribe shit like tamiflu. And if he was asymptomatic, then there's no way to even assume a healthy male would experience a UTI/prostatitis.
But the doctor should have looked into it more if he wasn't getting better after like 10 days - 2 weeks.
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>>139534586
not when you already have them all.
Then you just keep sharing.
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>>139533337
I remember this almost exact story from another guy. Might worth a look just so that you are not alone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INnkOO8VAEQ
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>>139534489
>not liking young teen pussy

do you perhaps have fetish for OLD HAGS? fuck off grandpa.
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>>139534348
I thought that at 40 and above you need an hospital
When I have a 39 I just stay in bed for 4 days
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>>139534482
High temperature means faster metabolism or something, your immune systems goes on overdrive during fevers.
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>>139530390

a challenger appears
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>>139531542
If I recall at one point I had 45°C
How the hell am I alive I still don't know.
On the other hand my mother's regular temperature is 35°C, and dipping below that she feels fine.
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>>139535403
>45 degrees
I doubt that, your brain starts taking damage at 41°C. You die if you have a fever that high
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>>139535603
Maybe it's my shoddy memory.

I remember having 42° - 43° on multiple occasions though.
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>>139535696
At 42,6 your white cells start commiting suicides and theres no turning back anymore at that poin. Even 43°C is pure bullshit you big smelly liar
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>>139535919
I said 42° - 43°
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>>139532037
like 99.something
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>>139533337
>my dad wasn't getting any better, he stupidly told my dad it was just the side effects of Tamiflu

??????
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what is this thread going?
Ask Dr.OZ ?
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>>139535089
How about we combine them
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>>139535403
45C is death unless you're a talking chicken.
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What's wrong with Japs' immune system? Is it something genetic or what? Why do they fucking die at 38C? A flu is a minor inconvenience here, usually. At worst you're home from work for two days.
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>>139536721
They go to work with masks on.
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>>139536721
About that.
They keep to go to work
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>>139536568
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>>139534738
But, Anon, young teen pussy has no experience and is a poor lay.
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That is serious. I mean, look at LOGH.
They have cured cancer, but haven't been able to beat the Japanese cold.
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>>139535603
>your brain starts taking damage at 41°C
Might explain why he's on /a/.
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>>139535089
I though Truck-san had a pompadour or something
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>>139530390
I had 37,5 yesterday and was barely concious.
Though, I'm pretty weak alltogether and my normal temperature is awfully low 35,6
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>>139536951
If only Kircheis was still here...
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>>139530390
Japfag here, I had 38.4 yesterday but I still go to work with mask
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>>139537410
newfag here, i had 45 now but i still browse on /a/
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>>139536721
They also die from playing video games for three days straight.
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37.3 is not even a fever yet.
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>>139537613
I know a guy who accidentally did that with his friends at the time and they were all fine
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>>139537135
He had a really serious case of laser cold...
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>>139536905

It's very, very sad that you actually believe this. let me be the first to say you're brainwashed.

girls --ARE-- attention seekers. add that they're in their teens where libido as its peak, it would be a jewish lie to say they "have no experience" or is "a poor lay".

another undeniable theory is that age of consent is made and approved by jealous OLD HAGS who knows by their sting of old age that they cannot compete to young teen pussy, and want to remove them from the competition to the alpha male.
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>>139530390
But that's my normal body temp. I'm not sure does it have something with my ~190cm height and super fast metabolism.
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>>139539358
wew
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>>139539358
What I find funny is that some countries have AoC as low as 12 years old but refuse to trial anyone underaged as adults for commiting a severe crime, complete reverse of what happens in the US.
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>>139537751
This. 37.5 is the normal body temperature, so it's cold if anything.
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>>139532037
six burgers
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>>139539760
>>139539659

kids are easily intimidated. an adult can just over-tower a kid and say "AoC is fucking 18 yo, you cannot touch that young teen pussy."
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>>139533648
>back in the old days

As opposed to now?
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>>139532333
nicely done
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uh oh...
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>>139540920

choices:

>abort the kid. I'm not gonna cuck myself over child support.
>hug illya and promise you'll protect her and the kid.
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>>139531542
never had a fever that high because my parents weren't retards and they used medicine
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>>139531542
>Who +40ºc fever here?
isn't that normal? before that it is simply a bit hot
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>>139541016
Keep the kid, she'll make another fine fucktoy eventually.
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>>139530390
I can't even get a sick leave for this much
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>>139530390
That's fucking normal. 37,5 - 37,9 is subfebrile, anything above 38 is fever. 41 and you're dead.
>>139533855
That's b/c you get better results, cause it's about body *core* temperature.
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>>139530390
What are some victims of the Japanese cold?
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>>139542388
shonen
;_;
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What's the highest fever you've ever had /a/
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>>139542682
39.5 °C I guess
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>>139530390
tfw folks keep taking medical leave left and right and I only fall ill once every 1-2 years
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>tfw fever hallucinations
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>>139543475
I came up with nice story ideas during one of those
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>>139533337
Tell your dad to stop putting things in his peehole

But UTI's are the worst
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>>139543540
Mine were too abstract to get ideas
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>>139531542
The thermometer went up to 40°C in half a minute while I was sitting under a cold shower.
H1N1 isn't super fun
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>>139535403
>45
wat

OP I had a temp of 41 and had to go to the hospital.

At 45 there's the priest coming to say last rites.
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>>139535919
Explains why army ruined my immunosystem. Got serious infection in my lungs to the point i had 42 degrees on the day i finally got home.
Yes im from Finland, the country where in the army its normal that after 1 day of sick rest you get thrown right back into training which during winter consists on throwing yourself into 1,5m snow wall and practically swimming in it.
Sometimes im wondering how im still alive.
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>>139539358
The fact you stated yourself as "The first to say this" makes me wonder if you believe in a zog conspiracy.

The AoC was made and approved to stop younger people being taken advantage of in their impressionable years.
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>>139541348
this
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>>139543973
That's every army.
Also as long as you aren't recognized as sick by the doctor you can be dying but will still have to participate in everything. Good luck seeing the doctor maybe once every 2 weeks.
At some point I had a serious case of Laryngitis and couldn't talk for weeks. Didn't even get to see a doctor, just cured myself by constantly flushing my throat with salt and soda water.
Hadn't been sick for the last 5 years though except maybe 1 or 2 days of slightly sore throat.
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>>139544098
>The AoC was made and approved to stop younger people being taken advantage of in their impressionable years.

The AoC was made and approved by old hags to prevent them from entering the alpha male competition.

Anon, there are two sides in every story. sometimes more.
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>>139530390
>37.3
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>37C
RIP
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>>139545149
There's one flaw here and that's when it was instituted women didn't even have a vote, nevermind legal power to institute it.
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>>139546055
Don't use logic on fedora-lords, it ruins their narrative that women ruin everything and are the cause of all their problems in life.
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The highest I've gotten was around 39
At that point I found myself singing in whispers to distract the awful heat inside my body
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>>139533337
>and when my dad wasn't getting any better, he stupidly told my dad it was just the side effects of Tamiflu.
Seriously though, the first rule of medicine is "if it doesn't seem to be working, get it checked again".

After 10 days it really should be something else.
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>>139546481
Couldn't help it man, the bait was absurd and absurdly tasty.

>>139546515
Can confirm on that, my mother was given antibiotics but didn't report she was feeling "itchy", in short becoming super allergic.

On a side note Clannad piss me off badly as Nagisa decided to have a baby despite having once been rendered immobile by a "cold".
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>>139532770
37.3 was the minimum for getting off school.
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>>139546055
>>139546481

>implying AoC isn't getting revised again and again and again.

the first aoc wasn't 18.
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>>139546918
>Nagisa

anything about Nagisa is a hate-bait.

>terminally ill
>fucked by Japanese Cold
>left by parents that day
>a retard dojikko
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>>139547467
Ah, you live in America, my bad.

>>139547596
There was too many things mind blowingly stupid surrounding the consequences of her death.
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>>139530390

No biggie.
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>>139547931
Where did the whole "Cold" thing come into anime with such prevalence?

It always seems lacking when in a modern setting to have a character die of a "cold".
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>>139548043
Japanese really do die from colds
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>>139548154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGNdQHi844

But is it really just a cold or pneumonia?

I know Spanish flu had a resurgence after world war 1 and killed a fair few people.
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>>139548252

Yes. The very same cold that puts you a smidge under the weather and gives you the sniffles can put your average japanese workaholic or small child down like a full-blown flu at minimum on a good day.
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>>139547862
>Ah, you live in America, my bad.

it doesn't even had to be in America. kids are too easy to scare.

>an adult is towering a kid version of you
>"AoC is fucking 18 yo. you cannot touch that young teen pussy"
>I'm totally not implying you should look at OLD HAGS like me instead. nope.
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>be in 5th grade
>wake up with a stomach ache and headache
>the last thing i want to do is go to fucking school and learn about math and shapes and shit while i feel like ass
>"mommy i think im sick"
>hope to hell she just takes my fucking word
>"alright anon ill go get the thermometer"
>god fucking damnit
>mom comes back with the thermometer
>stick it in my mouth
>watch as the temperature slowly climbs up
>it slows and stops at 98.6f (37c for all you commie faggots)
>tfw I have to go to fucking school because I wasnt actually """sick"""
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>>139548338
I had presumed that but wasn't sure if I was mistaken. Stress and immune systems being linked a lot.

>>139548361
What does scaring children have to do with the actions of an adult?

Problem is even in many states in America it's 16, many countries in Europe it's lower. How fresh do you want it?
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>>139542716
FUCK YOU
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>>139531542
I got hemorrhagic fever, 4 times. Almost died in the later two but all I experienced were just really good and nice sleep
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>>139536721
>What's wrong with Japs' immune system?

They've lived in an island with minimal immigration for thousands of years. Genetics is a bitch like that.
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>>139530390
>childhood friend applies towel to forehead
>sits by your side for the rest of the day
instant cure. they should know that by now.
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>>139548668
Nice blog, can I subscribe? :^)
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>>139541348
>eventually
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>>139534489
I bet you never even masturbated before you could ejaculate.
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>>139549003
don't forget
>fall asleep next to you
>wake up before that and see him sleeping
>stroke hair

I mean hard hard it is not to fall asleep for a bit. Just read a book or play on your phone or something.
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>>139530390
This is like the worst kind of temperature.
38 makes you feel just fine, but hot and a little dizzy.
Slightly above 37 is the temperature where you feel like you're dying, your bones hurt, your head hurts and everything sucks.
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Does anyone else feel really moe when they're sick?

>head feels stuffy
>face all red
>in bed cuddling with pillows
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>>139534489
As he said, everything becomes worse when you are an adult

>>139549241
Masturbating with just a few fingers was kinda tricky actually. The lack of mess was pretty fucking great but the small dick size is an issue.
Funny that. I'd started fapping at age 11 but at age 25 I just got bored and stopped. Don't assume that I replaced it with sex either, I'm a permavirgun.
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>>139549410

Curiously enough for me over 38 makes me feel like shit but as a kid I was once sick for several days. One day I woke up feeling perfectly fine and thought the fever had broken but instead I was at over 40.
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>>139543475
For some reason I always wanted to jump out the window when I had those.
Good thing my parents were there to stop me.
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>>139549471
>get sick
>nose becomes niaggera waterfalls
>sneeze 24/7
>at least 2 rolls of paper a day until I get better
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>>139549690
>skin around nose gets red, irritated and itchy

every fucking time
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>>139547862
God bless Saudi Arabia. USA depends on their oil, so god really does.
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>>139532770
definitely a feverish, esp. if your median temp is lower than 36.7c
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>Dai-Guard
>Akagi comes down with a cold
>Says fuck it and gets in the robot anyway
>"Oh cool, he doesn't become catatonic from a slight temperature, how groundbreaking!"
>End of episode
>Akagi ends up in hospital because of his cold
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>>139532247
I'd be sick playing vidya every day if that was the case
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I would need at least a 102 to get to stay home from school.
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>>139532037
2.6571034 footyardmilesteps.
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>>139548908
Was it a Dengue virus infection?
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>>139544098
>makes me wonder if you believe in a zog conspiracy
>he still thinks it's not 100% real
>in 2016

Oy to the motherfucking vey.
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>>139546961
Fuck yeah it was.
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>>139548908
You should leave Africa anon.
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>>139532770
Because the normak temp is like 36.6. Yeah youre not going to be bedridden with an extra degree but its not like its unnoticable
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>>139533337
Lmao your dad is GAR as fuck
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>>139555812
Also a higher temperature is just one of the many possible symptoms of an infection. You don't need to reach 39 degrees to feel sick.
Hell, when I had pneumonia my temperature didn't even get higher than 37.5 °C
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>>139536259
-1?
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>>139532333
check'em
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>>139534482
Birds have a somewhat better warm-blood system, but eh, nature chooses what works well enough.
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>>139531542
>tfw caught dengue fever twice
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>>139556682
So what your saying is once we all die of flu only bird people will be left?
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>>139556923
No, I'm saying their metabolism is somewhat better build.
But I like bird people.
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>>139531542
40,5 at 7 years and nothing happened.
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>>139534482
The immune system is wonderfully complex actually. Raising the temperature is just one of the first and more rough responses
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>>139532037

Multiply by 9, then divide by 5, then add 32
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>>139543455

Same, I almost never get sick. I got a fever and was in bed last year around christmas time, first time I was genuinely sick in like 5 years
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>>139531542
I had the worst flu around the same age
about 41c as well, my body ached horribly it hurt so fuckin much, I threw up all over the place, and I was basically immobilized for a few days
god damn
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>>139542716
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>>139543973
no hellou neibör vaan
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>>139547862
>9

Just saying, that's fucked up. Even moreso than simply not having a law at all.
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>>139531542
I was around 40-9 and 41, then one night my body just said "done" and I woke up with my sheets literally soaked and 36.5C body temperature.
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>>139557802
>the memes are real
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What if my body temperature is always above 36 celcius?
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>>139552230
truck with a driver who has the cold.
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Maybe I haven't watche enough anime, but I have never seen the japanese cold in action
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>>139557802
Sheit, if Hachikuji didn't die then then Kiss shot will destroy the world
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>>139531542
I had scarlet fever as a child, my temp got to 109f (43ishc)
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>>139531542
my highest was 38.9 or 38.8.
I felt like dying, legitimately. At 40+ you must be pretty much unconscious.
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>>139530390
Asians have lower body temperature. Caucasians typically have a body temperature of 37.5°C while Asians are at 36.5°C.
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I had a fever of 110°F once, my nurse mother took my temp. Was fine a couple hours later, was really weird.
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>>139531542
Get 40ºC fevers pretty much every time I get sick (which happens very rarely). My normal body temperature is lower than usual, so without antipyretics I'm barely coherent.
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>>139558797
That would explain a lot. I just went and checked mine and it was 37.6
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Better check that out before the catch cold.
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>>139557802
>swerves towards her
every time
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Who /had bronchitis/ here? Your fever is nothing. Try struggling to go a minute without coughing even with constantly drinking water. For 2+ weeks.
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>>139560379
Oh and if you're lucky you'll only have a little breathing trouble remain forever after it's gone.
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>>139560379
try having it during final exams. everyone in the room wants you dead because you make so much noise. including yourself.
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>>139557802
Is anime becoming real
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>>139560515
I had it around thanksgiving, I was basically a corpse the whole time. I even coughed up some blood and puked at one point from a particularly bad day.
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pasty white guy here
do japs sunburn easily?
i remember one time i went swimming for about 6 hours in a pool without sunscreen when visiting family one time
I ended up having my shoulders covered in blisters and ended up just passed out on the couch for at least 2 days.
I couldn't keep anything down and ended up puking so much that I only puking up stomach acid.
After leaving their house I had to put down a towel wherever I sat cause the blisters on my shoulders ended up tearing and leaking everywhere.

Fun times
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>>139560945
>went swimming for about 6 hours

What the fuck
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>had mild fever as child
>went to sauna

Well that sure as fuck made me drop fast as hell. Compared to high school where I thought I had fever but still played soccer outside in the middle of winter, didn't do shit to me and confirmed home that I indeed had fever.

Island monkeys just have inbred island monkey genes.
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>>139531542
broke 40 when i was like 2
i stopped breathing and was having seizures and everything
spent like six months in a hospital running checkups after that
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>>139561044
>he doesnt like swimming
and when I say swimming I mean splashing around in the pool and having fun, not like Olympic swimming back and forth
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>>139561171
Okay but what the fuck
Even my redneck as fuck family keeps pool time to ~2 hours max
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who here has gall bladder problems
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>>139561235
I distinctly remember my mom telling me to put on more sunscreen, but I ended up not doing it cause then I would have to stop swimming to let it dry.

Beat your kids
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The most I've ever had is like 39, and I haven't had a fever in like 10 year I think.
Are some people more keen to (high) fevers than others, or have I just been lucky thus far?
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>>139561396
Just avoid sick people in general.
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I don't think I've ever had a particuarly high fever but I haven't been able to go outside in the snow for a couple years because whenever I did as a child I would either have an asthma attack or get way too close to having one.
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Does anyone else have a tell that lets them know days in advance when they're gonna get sick? My ears get clogged up bad just before a cold/flu.
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>>139560945
>6 hours reducing you to a quivering mess
I remember I went out to a river for ~8 hours once and I just had a little skin peeling
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>>139535089

Bring her back!
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>>139549861
If you don't care about looking stupid just oil the nose with excessive amounts of some ointment (the more greasy the better, avoid "moisturising" shit).
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>>139562322
sauce?
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Asians are a different species
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>>139549690
>>139549861
When I have a runny or stuffy nose, I usually on purpose eat some food with wasabi.

The wasabi distracts my miserableness and I like to imagine the wasabi killing the virus inside my head.
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>>139562482

fuuka
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>>139562322
Mr. Seo's Wild Ride™
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>>139534482
For millions of years the only defenses humans had was fevers and puking. Better than feeling completely fine until you drop dead, but of course it's pretty much nothing compared to modern technology/chemicals.
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>>139533337
Do you live in Sweden?
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>>139531542
I think I got that once. I don't remember the details I only know that I would die if not for modern medicine.
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>>139556845
Just two more to go
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Who yeast infection here? I tried 3DPD as a teen and never ever fucking again will I let a girl near my cock.
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>>139567087
Got jock itch that lasted two months before.

It is a fucking nightmare getting an infection so close to your balls.

I wouldn't have had to put up with 2 months of itching were it not for a shitty doctor that kept prescribing me the wrong antifungals.

Fucking lazy ass just didn't want to send some flakes to the lab to determine the specific fungus that was afflicting me the first time so he kept giving me different antifungals until the right one was found.

A lot of my time and money was wasted.

Seriously, why are doctors for adults so shitty?

I think the only doctor in my life that I felt that actually gave a shit about me was my long ago retired childhood doctor. At least, back then you got free candy after visiting.
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>>139567499
My Moms a nurse and a good one at that. I rarely have ever needed to go to the doctor, I can count the times on one hand.
Telling my Mom how I got the infection was embarrassing though.
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>>139567633
I envy you. I wish my mom or dad were doctors or nurses.
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>>139567917
It has its drawbacks.
>Can never fake Illness and get off school.
>Only get Sympathy if you are borderline dying anything below that is take some pain killer and get over it.
>Will know right away if you are on drugs
>Can be a know it all even now when I am an adult
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>>139531542
I got to 106ºF. I was tripping balls. I thought my arms were floating spaghetti tentacles. My parents weren't home.The fever broke shortly after.

I was about 10, I was super anti-drugs, even Tylenol. That started to change my mind.
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>>139567499
>some flakes to the lab to determine the specific fungus that was afflicting me the first time s
to be fair, that's overkill for jock itch that can (usually) be solved with over-the-counter creams
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>>139568075
>106ºF
You should start using something more civilized
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>>139557802
Holy shit.
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>>139568075
Dude me too, shit was insane. My friends found my lying on the downstairs floor since it was concrete so it was cold. Don't remember it at all.

>>139568211
You'll never plant your flag on the moon with that attitude!
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>>139538620
You don't "accidentally" game for 72 hours straight. But yeah, no one should die from that unless you're already in shit shape and have absolutely no water/fluid intake.
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>>139555632
>>139554501

Dengue, and I don't care anymore since I'm immune now
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>>139570480
>immune
You got dengue 4 times?
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>>139557802
I don't even know anymore.
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>>139570509
Uh huh.
I don't live in Africa by the way
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>>139543455
It's almost like they're not really sick.
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>>139543455
I used to get sick a lot, but then the guys at work that had kids quit and now I never get sick anymore.
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