Would you tell your Christmas cake boss you'd do anything for that promotion?
Are all christmas cake virgins or they're just old and not married.
>>139513958
Yes
>>139513958
Maybe
>>139513958
I don't know
Only to her face, not her ass.
>>139515349
You're fired.
>>139511695
I'd do anything to be promoted to being her seat.
>>139513958
Can you repeat the question?
What does christmas cake mean?
>>139515612
What kind of shitty job do you have to have to be promoted to being someones seat?
Christmas cakes have no interest in sex in exchange for employment opportunities
>>139516049
Her footrest?
>>139513958
A christmas cake is any woman who has NEVER been married and older than 25 years old
Stupid faggot
>>139511695
I'd rather rape the cake
>>139517240
I need to go lie down now.
>>139513958
You're not the boss of me now.
>>139517484
>>139517385
Cakes are for tender loving or at least consensual sex, you fucking faggot
Is this girl a cake?
>>139517613
Good lord.
>>139517991
>>139518078
It just keeps coming.
>>139518110
Actually that's all I have.
She was a minor character
>Thanks for coming in, anon. I know it's your day off.
>You're always such a hard worker, I don't know what I'd do without you.
>You know, you've been sitting in that chair too long.
>I know this is unprofessional, and your job's not on the line if you say no...
>But I've got a few things in my office I need help emptying. Care for a drink?
best christmas cake
What's going on in this thread?
>>139519796
Pure love.
>>139519796
>>139520601
They're such a great pair, god fucking damn it.
>>139520778
Separate from my opinion of these two - who need to fuck yesterday - cakes of any stripe hooking up with younger men is by far my biggest fetish.
I would gladly a sensei and/or OL, wouldn't think twice.
>>139518541
DRINK GOD DAMN YOU
>>139511695
Get out
>you will never massage cake feet after a long day at the office
>>139520601
>>139520778
>tfw you read the doujin where they demonstrate THEIR PURE LOVE AND great PARING by being 'GENUINE' by fucking the shit out of each other passionately.
>>139523617
You just killed me.....
>>139518541
>>139521586
>It's just been so busy lately, I can barely keep up.
>Would you believe you're the first man I've had a drink with in years?
>Haven't found time to go out with friends, or, well... that. Some days I just feel old, you know? Like time's running out.
>Well, how old do you think I am? Late twenties? Aim higher, anon.
>I know you knew better, but... it's still nice to hear. Um... th-thank you.
>>139523617
>black tights with white shoes
This pisses me off everytime.
>>139511695
>Christmas cake
Alright. You have my attention. Now keep it by posting more Christmas cakes. Or MILFs if you want.
>no christmas cake tag on my favorite doujin site
sad
>>139523617
Just kill me already.
>>139520601
>>139520778
>>139521586
>>139523830
>>139527669
>i wanted to try deitoing a different kind of guy so I asked out anon from the office
>he just kept spilling his spaghetti the whole night but it was sort of cute
>when i invited him in for "coffee" he just looked at his bare wrist and stammered out something about having work tomorrow and ran away
>i really wanted to have sex tonight...
>and the office is closed on weekends!
>>139511695
I would but i am already older than cakes.
>>139511695
akatsuki giken and jeanne dack draw the best milfs.
Prove me wrong.
>>139523617I'm actually a massage therapist, so I do this sometimes.
>>139514765
Can you repeat the question?
>>139528874
>>139520601
>tfw you will never be payed by hot christmas cakes to be their boytoy
How do I get cakes to prey on me?
>>139533851
>How do I get cakes to prey on me?
dont be an ugly greasy neckbeard.
>>139533941
>Not greasy
>Clean shaven
2 out of 3 ain't bad.
>>139515902
Weaker Google-fu you in is.
>>139518541
>That single unbuttoned button
hnnnnnnnng shit drives me wild
>>139523830
Well? Don't keep us in the dark. What is the doujin?
>>139518294
>>139518078
>>139517240
kinda glad HOTD is suspended as i'm pretty sure brown sniper was going to end up having a gruesome death as soon as she met up with nurse.
>>139535763
Likely.
>>139513958
Lurk more.
Superior Christmas cake manga.
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kawaii-joushi-wo-komarasetai-r17910
When was the last time a cake actually won her man?
>>139535763
I dropped it when the cute cop girl died.
>>139517744
She's a delicious loser cake and easy pickup.
>>139511695
Yes. I'd even stop masturbating into her coffee every day.
>>139515699
Are all christmas cake not the boss of me now or they're just old and not married.
>>139519351
Ma'am, that outfit is not appropriate workplace attire. I'm going to have to ask you to go home and change.
>>139533367
Do people actually think sensei is into 8man?
>>139515612
>>139516470
Kaoru was the bellybutton.
Haruka was the back of the knee.
What is Maya's special spot?
>>139537105
>It's another "They woke up in the same bed but didn't actually sleep together" cliche
Instantly dropped.
>>139518541
>>139525712
STOP STOP STOP
I love drinking but 9/10 times i try to avoid cakes.
>>139523617
Don't play with my emotions
>>139532760
Do you get hard?
>>139541486
Her heart.
>>139530007
The best kind of swimsuit.
>>139511695
No, i'm not a beta cuck.
Would cakes still like you if they found out you don't like to, and rarely if ever, drink?
>>139511695
>tfw my neesan is an OL
>>139545168
Yes, Cakes love the youth and know they may not drink.
>>139545168
That just means you can take care of them when they do.
>>139545322
Jelly as fuck
>>139545168
Do you think she would care about little things like that?
I know we sling the term "christmas cake" around here like it's nothing, but you guys do know that it's a very dated and insulting term in Japan, right?
If you do ever decide to try your luck with the older ladies there, calling them a christmas cake is the last thing you want to do.
>>139545745
Delete this
>>139545854
are you retarded?
of course it's an insulting term
>>139545854
1. No one here goes to Japan
2. That much is fucking obvious
>>139545854
Why would you ever call someone a christmas cake anyway? It's the most autistic thing you could do to pick up a girl.
>>139545854
Ok, reddit.
>>139545854
What do you call a single Japanese lady over twenty-five?Whatever you like, you're never going to get a chance to talk to one in person.
>>139511695
I'd tell a Christmas cake HR that I'd do anything for a job.
But it never works.
>>139545854
I would also never call someone a newfag in person, but that won't stop me from calling you one.
>>139546514
You're gonna make me cry.
>>139545915
Even if he did there are dozens more.
>>139537445
too long
>>139511695
But i want to be the her boss.
>>139545854
>try your luck
Do you really think I'm into 3DPD you fucking faggot?
Go back to /soc/.
>>139541486
Crossdressing and illicit confessions.
>>139547977
Forgot the image. It's the duty of every student to make their sensei happy, whatever it takes.
>>139547367
I can't remember the last time any manga inspired such joy in me. Jitsu Wa is criminally underrated
Older women are _______________
>>139545854
>If you do ever decide to try your luck with the older ladies th
Chrismas cakes are chrismas cakes for two reasons:
1: They are ugly and/or fat
2: Unrealistic expectations of men
In both cases I don't care if they feel insulted.
Here, chrismas cakes IRL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2--TJYuxc
>>139548495
Proposing marriage to
>>139515699
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF MY NOW
>>139548639
>MY
>>139548495
Tender Loving
>>139511695
Damn, older ladies make me DIAMOND!!! HOLY FUK anyone got any good virgin milf doujins?
>>139548739
Try Tatsunami Youtoko. Some pretty good shit going on there
>>139548739
>virgin milf
>>139548907
There's gotta be a Mary/Jesus doujin out there somewhere.
>>139548739
>virgin milf
>>139525712
>Hey, anon? Did you... really mean that earlier?
>I haven't had a cute guy pay me a compliment like that in a long time.
>I'm glad you're working here. Thanks for joining me.
>It's nice to feel young again, even if only for a while.
>Uh... a-anon? Are... are you s-seeing anyone right now?
>>139548739
>virgin milf
>>139548739
>virgin milf
>>139549489
>you will never be a futa that fucks milfs
Desperate cakes > slutty cakes > pure cakes.
>>139530527
continue
>>139548593
this shit had me fucked up
Colomba > panettone > christmas cake
>>139550427
In laughter, I hope.
>Chief editor starts dating another employee
>VERY sexual relationship
>While she's modeling for a wedding dress, he proposes to her
>With a band that has the engraving "Sex Slave" on the inside, which she happily accepts
Tatsunami's shit is always great to laugh at, though not to the extent of Himeno Mikan
>>139550538
it's 50/50, you ever read the one where he put's the ring on her nipple but then she gets preggo
>>139550793
Yeah, Milk Teacher was a strange one, and not one of my favorites. But Twin Milf and the rest of the 1 or 2 shots by Tatsunami are instant favorites
>>139531184
NTR is the only option
>>139541624
You're missing out on the most adorable cake of the decade.
Cliché as fuck,. but still >fun.
>>139551643
>Wait for a Cake to finally find her soulmate
>NTR her away
>Make sure her boyfriend knows she's a loose slut
>Immediately dump her
>>139549132
>imma 'bout to see ur meat curtains tonite.
Christmas Cake teachers are the best
I want to contribute to japanese society
>>139552447
I want to procreate with her.
>>139552447
>a cake will never prey upon you to saciate her lust for procreation
>>139552447
>tfw no baby hungry cake.
>tfw you will never spend nights with your cake pumpng her full of your cum.
>tfw she will never come to you with tears of joy telling you that you will become a father.
>>139545168
Dedicated driver. Embrace it.
>>139545468
This.
>>139552642
>>139552447
Sauce? Google gives nothing and it looks like this is from doujin.
>you will never save a cake from eternal friendzoning
Play stupid game, win stupid prize
>>139553228
>>139553293
>>139553425
>>139523617
Why would anyone want to massage a cake's feet?
Cakes are for suffering.
>>139553228
Is there more?
>Milf
>Solo Female
>Solo Male
>Large Breasts
Are a little too simple to really narrow the search down
>>139553632
Vanilla?
It's not a milf tho.
>>139549132
>Come on, how are you still single? You're just teasing me, aren't you?
>Surely some younger girl has her sights on you by now.
>You know, that's a dangerous thing to admit to an older woman, anon...
>Especially when you're alone with her, and she's had too much to drink.
>Tell me, anon... did you remember to lock the door?
>>139549132
please, you're killing me
>>139554065
why would anyone want to be the guy in that position?
>>139549132
>>139554065
>This will never happen to you
Why even live
>>139554013
MILF is such a catch-all in the tagging system that it doesn't matter if the woman has had a child or not.
Unfortunately, so is DILF. Sure, you get attractive older men with that tag, but you also get pic related.
Same with NTR. There aren't seperate tags for Netori and Netorare, which blows ass
>>139553632
>not using image search
http://exhentai.org/s/4b2860e475/918175-1
>>139553081
The artist have a thing for disgusting blowjobs
>>139554515
>disgusting blowjobs
What do you mean?
>>139554515
>disgusting blowjobs
>>139540214
You kidding?
>>139554515
>disgusting blowjobs
>>139553494
Google and IQDB aren't helping. Name?
>>139554515
Like
You mean those extreme blowjobs faces or
>>139554934
>>139545168
They only drink to excess to curb their loneliness.
>>139537105
>only 9 chapters
What am I supposed to do now?
>>139555204
>falling in love with a smoker
Get some taste, Hachiman.
>>139555315
Take another cake manga.
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/nomi-joshi-r16393
>>139555367
A best
>>139555204
It's never too late to give her the 8.
>>139555399
Gladly!
So far I like the spunky one with glasses.
>>139547367
Man I can't deal with horror movies.
>>139555399
The MILF is adorable and I want to fuck the short haired muscle cake hard.
Main girl is a little too much for me though.
>>139555616
>tfw no end with her and the 8man
>>139558019
What series is this? I always love a good milf
>>139558284
Never mind, i'm fucking dumb and didn't image search
>>139558019
Sensei end is canonin my heart.
>>139559365
Why would a high school loser date a teacher?
That never happens.
>>139559418
>That never happens
In 3D.
>>139559418
> implying teachers in the US don't do this, and always get caught
>>139511695
No. I'd never embarrass her like that during work hours.At after-work drinks however
>>139513958
not sure why purity matters on a cristmas cakes lewd ftw
>>139558019
In the series that introduced the perfect trap, you want an ashtraymouth end. Why?
>>139513958
Sure.
>>139559623
Teachers in the US don't sleep with their students.
It's not professional.
>>139559623
>tfw you get no threesome when you reject the slut of the school, who then fucked the female teacher.
Feels bad man. Ah, they got caught doing it.
>>139559630
Good man. Love that still respects professionalism is the purest form of love.
>>139519625
Is she supposed to be brown or white
>>139561678
Does it matter?Light brown I think
>>139560046
It doesn't.
>>139560109
she deserves the love
>>139561993
I was always under the assumption she was brown and I liked her better that way.
>>139560978
You flatter me anon. Have a lovesmitten OL
>>139545322
Fuck your neesan
>>139511695
Are christmas cakes the most unrealistic archetype ever created?
>>139548739
>virgin milf
>>139548739
>Virgin
>Milf
>>139552928
What's the artist?
>>139548739
You might want to take a step back and let some of that blood flow back to your brain
>>139554934
>>139555204
>>139555616
>>139558019
>>139559365
Sensei end is the only end that Yahari needs.
>>139552447
is there a source for this anyone?
also have this
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/622943/a18e7a4481/
I have too much pride to tell anyone I'd do anything for something, but if that's what it takes to fuck her then I'm all in.
>>139564183
for all those shipping oregairu
>>139564183
>>139564226
>that sensei doujin
Fuck, it was so hot when they kept going even after they left the hotel.
>>139564183
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/622943/a18e7a4481/
You are a god Anon.
Time to fap!
>>139562747
I salute your taste, anon. May your cake be delicious, your affairs discreet, and your scratches easy to conceal.
>>139564183
>Male:Condom
Why?
>>139552447
Panda link me man
>>139511695
christmas cake in real life are land whales.
just saiyan.
>>139565017
Because they were doing it under the pretense of sensei teaching her beloved student to be more sociable by losing his virginity. They keep going at it until they start doing it raw though.
>>139565381
>3DPD = 2D
>every time there's a cake thread
Like clockwork.
>>139565384
Well there wasn't much choice once they ran out.
I'm a little curious about the Visual Novel the sensei loveless marriage route is the bad end, is there a good sensei end?
>>139565017
I'll literally never understand this tag.
I mean, it's a fucking doujin, and they're drawing condoms. No one is going to get pregnant. Not one is going to get an STD.
>>139542779No, I don't really have a foot fetish.
>>139565885
Because a lot of filled condoms all over the place.
>>139565899
Blasphemy!
>>139565885
Are you retarded?
>>139564154
>>139545322
Did you end up fucking your neesan?
Is there any good christmas cake VN? I'm tired of always being high school students.
Can cakes love other cakes?
>>139566307
My penis says yes.
>>139566307
No
Yurifags out
>tfw you will never go on a date and then to a love hotel with your OL cake supervisor
>>139552928
Sauce on this, please?
The happy old couple living just beside my parents got a daughter, 4 years older than me. She's christmas cake, NEET, and most likely a virgin, too. When I was in my late teens, she tried various times to flirt with me, but never actually asked me out directly. She was still really cute back than, but she was gloomy and weird, so I always kept my distance with her. Then she got older, and let herself go. She's slovenly and fat now. Last time I saw her, after not seeing her for years, I totally recoiled. I actually feel bad now, thinking about how she was cute back then and how she is now, and most likely even I am at fault for that, if even a little. Or maybe I just dodged a bullet, because, you know, 3DPD.
>>139566307
Exclusively.
>>139566221
I live with my neesan and sometimes she wants around near naked, which leads to some conflicting feelings over the whole situation.
>>139567061
subscribed
>>139566151
Also, I'm a professional. It wouldn't be very professional to start popping boners in the middle of a massage, no matter who I was working on.
>>139566307
I don't even /u/ but sexually frustrated cakes fucking eachother out of desperation is something I want suddenly.
>>139567275
Respond in kind and see how she reacts.
>>139567275
She wants your D Anon. She is sending you the signs!
>>139567061
You had two options anon
>save her
>don't save her
Now live with the guilt
>>139567630
Only if its depicted as both cakes being embarrassed and hating themselves for it as they engage in sweaty scissoring.
>>139567647
>>139567654
Brothers and sisters can not sex each other.
>>139564154
>Sensei end is the only end that Yahari needs.
>>139567771
Not with that attitude, they can't
>you will never have a cake use your face like her toy
>grinding her pussy on your face
>smearing your face with her love juices
>she will never ask you to gently suckle on her clit why she rides you like a rodeo bull
Just fuck me up sempai
>>139548739
The bible had a good virgin milf
>>139567947
No, its morally and ethically wrong. The love between siblings should be pure and platonic, no more.
>>139567771
>That boy they fancy walks in on them scissoring
>He expresses annoyance that once again the women he has a crush on turn out to be lesbians.
>>139568098
Follow the dick in your heart, anon
>>139554065
>My, you've gotten bold, anon. We're not even out the door yet.
>Before this goes any further, I want you to know... I wanted this.
>Please don't let go of me, anon. No matter what happens.
>Please don't let this be a dream again...
>>139568178
>surprise surprise, they're both actually bi and welcome the boy into their arms. They continue scissoring until they climax and the boy watches and masturbates a little.
>They're ready to go and get the horny boy between them.
>They rub their naked bodies against him, their hot sex rubbing and coating his shaft in love juice.
>>139568231
I hate when people post cropped porn without having a hint on how to find the source.
>>139568386
I'll give you the tags required to find it, because i"m a nice guy
>F:Sister
>F:Maid
>F:Defloration
>F:Nakadashi
Go forth, brave son
>>139568231
But that would be really awkward and weird.
>Hey nee-san, know how you want a boyfriend?
>Well I can be your boyfriend just for this one night, if you want me to.
>We're siblings after all
>>139568021
quality
>>139568540
Don't be a pussy, give it a shot
>>139568645
What happens if he ends up knocking up his sister?
>>139568021
You cheeky cunt.
>>139568672
This is why you use a condom.
>>139568672
good end
>>139568672
Fucking use protection, or own up to it, and be both an uncle and a father
>>139568447
Appreciate it anon.
>>139568672
Take responsibility. Question, genetically how many generations does it take for incest to take its toll? Like birth defects n' shit?
