What do you think of Asuka, /a/?
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What do you think of Asuka, /a/?
>>139508826
She is a best and my beloved waifu.
>>139508826
She is shit
>>139509219
That'd be your taste, actually.
>>139509245
read the op again
>>139509013
>>139509219
The rest of the thread will be unnecessary
>>139509245
>Tsundere
>Best
Please leave
EVA 02 has a really cool design
>>139508826
She's a bitch, but she's our bitch
that i love her
>>139508826
Deeply troubled and in serious need of counseling.
>>139508826
She need a dick in her bad
shes's a bitch but that's kind of the point so I guess they succeeded
Asuka Langley Soryu falls in love with Kaworu Nagisa.
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Kaworu's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Kaworu, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Kaworu's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Shinji's own AU self, who is perfectly aware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, THIRD IMPACT ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the KIMOCHI WARUI.
>>139508826
The only time she was actually competent was in the movie
I guess that's the point though, if she was good at piloting her eva Shinji wouldn't have to do literally everything.
>>139510006
>competent in the movie
she jobbed it up hard
>>139508826
For the life of me I can never figure out why people like her outside the fact she is cute. I think Shinji is a better girl than Asuka.
>>139510006
>The only time she was actually competent was in the movie
>>139508826
She is the most rapeable character in anime history.
>>139508826
I prefer Rei, but Asuka is cuter
>>139510060
>getting stabbed by a surprise lance of longinus after taking down multiple mass-produced evas in under 5 minutes is jobbing
It must be too dificult to create a normie grill character with common irl issues, so deep~
>>139510139
I think it's cute how she's playful but since shinji and everyone is a killjoy it messes her up even more.
>>139508826
i wanna see what she looks like fully developed
i dont think sadamoto has ever drawn anything though
>>139509981
Not even Third Impact can stop Keit-ai from finding a way!
She sucks. Literally any other character is better.
>>139509981
Why Kaworu tho?
Plain Jane. Would not fuck.
>>139508826
Best girl
>>139509981Stop posting this because Keit-ai already found a way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>139509013
shit taste
She's shit.
>>139508826
The exact type of girl the warning "Do not stick your dick in crazy" is for.
Best girl of that show tho, Misato a close second.
>>139510852
Rei > Misato > Asuka
is the only real "best girl" ranking.
>>139510651
Best pair-up.
>>139509981
>mfw Eva has a canon alternate universe counterpart of Asuka Langley Soryu with Asuka Shikinami Langley
FINDS
>>139508826
I don't like her, but I still respect her. I think she's very important for the story, and that she's irreplacable.
>>139511026
no sense involved. Just some shipping shit.
>>139510936
I agree.
28 year old Saigado Asuka is best Asuka
>>139510651
Anon is a disgusting crackshipper.
>>139511026
End yourself now.
>>139508826
Annoying character
>baka
>baka baka
SHUT UP !
>>139509013
Good taste.
>>139510376
>after taking down multiple mass-produced evas
>they all came back to life
>>139510376
She was jobbing, the MP-EVA's rekt her.
I like her a lot but I prefer Rei just a percent more
>>139511638
>can't handle truth
>>139511026
Is this loss
>>139511663
which Rei?
>>139511301
WAY
>>139511638
First what?
Jobbing is when you fight an enemy and get defeated to show how powerful the enemy is.
Asuka gets raped by the MP-EVA's after giving it her all, it shows how superior the MP-EVA's are and leaves a strong impact.
>>139511786
Rei II? Original series
>>139508826
I can see why someone would like tsunderes, but she's only tsun, no dere. Her personality has been designed to be unlikably arrogant. Whereas for Rei she's introduced as vulnerable and in need of protection, triggering Shinji to get into the robot in the first place.
>>139511884
>accusing me of samefag
I'm not the other guy.
These are me:
>>139511840
>>139511524
>>139511884
>no retort, let's just call them a samefag
Asukafags are predictable.
>>139511892Dead
>>139508826
She is the most annoying character. Even Rei is better than her.
>>139511786
Rei is Rei, all of Rei.
>>139511960
Can't we just pretend
>>139511786
every rei
>>139511960
>>139511998
Rei II is fine.
Sure she died, but she was resurrected as Rei III, becoming even more best girl.
She's a bitch but I like it
Still not as good as best girl though...
>>139512166
Still only seeing one (you) in your post m8. Consider asking your parents to up your autism medication.
>>139512166
Don't you ever get tired of posting the same thing when you get rekt in an argument?
Can someone please fucking explain EVA to me. I have watched the entire series and movies twice now, and watched the EVA " explained" videos, but still can not grasp a few things.
Why are the Angels fighting humans? What do they accomplish by gaining control of the Earth? Do they ascend to that original race?
And is Rebuild really a time repeat or whatever. Because of the blood on the moon and Kaworu saying " This time I will save you" or is that just fan theory?
>>139512272
>asukafags in charge of not being retarded
You just can't stop them from being stupid. I just don't know what to do with the sorry faggots.
>>139512355
STILL only one (You). Go get help.
>>139508826
would take her clothes off while she is unconscious in a hospital and cum on her chest/10
Post more Asuka boobs
>>139512355
Nice damage control.
Tragic character and hiding it behind a mean attitude. I hated her when I watched NGE. Shikinami made me respect her a little more and I liked that.
Rei is my favorite.
>>139512163
Misato is nice.
>A pity there aren't enough /ss/ or groupsex doujins with her and all the children though.
>>139511026
Eva would be so much better if Asuka was the one who met Kaworu
>>139512343
Rebuild is non-canon garbage.
>Why are the Angels fighting humans?
Angels are mindless, dumb creatures following instinct. They aren't really fighting humans, they're trying to get into NERV and into Terminal Dogma.
If they were fighting humans, humans would be dead a long time ago.
>What do they accomplish by gaining control of the Earth? Do they ascend to that original race?
It's in their instinct to do so. To return to their "mother", Adam.
The humans are however planning to advance themselves into something super-human, this being SEELE's agenda.
Note: what is "super-human" is subjective and SEELE has their own definition which some may disagree with.
This thread.
>>139512408
>Shikinami
Shikinami isn't Asuka, she's a fanboy jerk-off toy.
>>139512383
>You just can't stop them from being stupid. I just don't know what to do with the sorry faggots.
The best thing to do with cellphonefag is click that special button, especially those spergy posts where he threatens to beat the shit out of people.
>>139512515
>implying you could get through my AT Field
>>139512623
>being scared of e-threats
Damn Reifags are hilarious.
>>139512623
If he's this autistic I bet he'll get it on with his own cell phone faggotry.
They should ban that guy's ip-range and give peace to Evangelion threads.
>>139512589
I think Shikinami is just a more mentaly balanced Asuka
>>139508826
she was put in her place in the remakes where she was completely left to die as Rei became main girl
>>139512572
>This reifag can't even tell Gnome from i3?!
Typical reifags
>>139512692
Then Shikinami isn't Asuka.
>>139512700
Looks like you haven't watched 3.33 yet.
>>139512683
>implying I wouldn't skin you alive
Guranteed replies faggots like you deserve something along the lines of scaphism.
>>139512690
He really makes you feel second hand embarrassment.
>>139512690
Don't project. It's unsightly.
>>139508826
I liked her better when she was still part of Shinji and Rei.
>>139512087
oh wow, so all those Genji sexual abused her in child form memories still remain intact?
>>139512797
Only makes me think Asuka fans have something in them, some gene that makes the predisposed to being stupid or to make poor choices.
>this Reifag having an obvious conversation with itself
I mean, I know they aren't known for their social accumen, but really? Almost insulting.
>>139512754
Yeah, I consider Shikinami>Sohryu and think they're two different people.
>>139512825
>Genji
>sexual abused her in child form
Wrong series m8.
>>139512890
Ignore it and it'll shut up. Hopefully.
>>139512874
To be fair, the deranged Asukafags are very few. Probably just cellphonefag and a few toiletposters.
>>139512987
I'd say being an Asukafag is a sign of being deranged, but eh.
Reposting this from an ass thread.I didn't get a clear answer last time, arschloch means asshole right?
>>139512987
Meanwhile you're hoisting the banner for Reifag Schizophrenics.
>>139512756
>implying I'm even alive
For all you know, I could be a robot.
>>139513061
He's probably not even a Reifag, just one of the gazillion posters who's tired of Asuka fans such as yourself shitting up threads, getting banned on a daily basis.
There's a reason only asukafags get banned in these threads.
>>139512457
I can't disagree. I'm sorry senpai
>>139510376
>>139510006
>make only 2 posts
>some autist comes along and pretends to be me
stop impersonating me you dumb asukafag
>>139511840
How could she be jobbing if that's literally the peak of her fighting skills?
>>139513035
Yeah, pretty sure.
>>139513079
Then I'll terminate you anyway.
>>139513029
I guess you're right.
>>139513136
>How could she be jobbing if that's literally the peak of her fighting skills?
Means that her best isn't enough. But this isn't new, the series showed you that already.
>>139513176
Fucking stop. You're so obvious it hurts.
>I'm the one who's a piece of junk
What did she mean by this?
>>139513133
You don't need to resume samefagging either.
>>139513136
>How could she be jobbing if that's literally the peak of her fighting skills?
Did you miss the part where she was absolutely BTFO?
>>139508826
I think I would make a great seat for Asuka.
>>139513267
She was RPing as filenames kun.
>>139513287
Crossboarding trash. Fuck off.
>>139513267
that nobody wants her and she was right
>>139512890
>>139512973
Nice samefag.
>>139513267
;_;
poor asuka
>>139513176
This Asukafag is so autistic he'll keep replying to every single reply.
I wonder if he even realizes that he's only making Asuka fans look like absolute retards. He even started agreeing with himself ITT.
>>139513136
The stronger she fights, the more powerful effect the jobbing will have.
She gets absolutely wrecked by those MP-EVA's, and that shows you how strong they were.
Absolute basics, like in shonen anime where they fight the enemy. The whole EoE fight was rather cliched and shonen-eseque to be quite honest.
>>139513324
I'd be the best, objectively speaking.
>>139513267
She finally accepted reality
>>139511086
Evangelion: Keit-Ai Finds a Way confirmed for canon.
>this Reitard is still replying to itself and projecting
Should be a bannable offense.
>>139513469
Don't forget the crossboarding.
>>139513324
I want to smell it and taste it.
>>139513469
>>139513535
samefag
>>139513190
I guess I'm just used to jobbing being used to characters already established at being good at what they do.
sorry about that sperg trying to get (you)s
>>139513538
poor asuka
;_;
>>139513469
>>139513535
>asukafag being this pathetic with his samefag
>>139513574
>sorry about that sperg trying to get (you)s
Standard Asukafaggotry, unfortunately it's nothing new.
>>139513267
Asuka is human garbage senpai.
>>139513541
>>139513035
Is there a reason why Asukafags blatantly ignore canon for fanart?
This bitch has the body of a 12-year old boy and your doujins won't change that canon fact.
>all this nauseating samefagging
Can we just gas Reifags and Kaworufags already?
>>139513638
Sucks good dick, though.
>>139513689
That's Rebuild though. Not an Asuka fan myself, but the bodies of these characters vary greatly, since Anno et all are a bunch of pigs.
But Asuka fans generally ignore canon when they can because canon Asuka is shit. They need their doujins and fanfics to make the character work.
>>139513719
>I hate her, but I fap to her! IM SO EDGY AND NEW WAVE.
One of these days I'm going to encounter ine of you and the ensuing bloodshed will be crazily cathartic.
>>139513781
Keep agreeing with yourself. You didnt even bother to change your rhetoric this time.
>>139513035
Ich wurde ihre arschloch essen und dan mein bratwurst in ihre sauerkraut stellen.
>asuka thread ruined by asukautist
go figure
>>139508826
I always thought this gif was really nice.
The way they used to draw blushing was so much cuter back then.
It's most apparent when you compare Rebuild and NGE during the scene where Toji calls the fight between Asuka and Shinji a husband and wife quarrel and they both blush.
>>139513826
Calm down, nerd.
>>139514070
>asuka
>pussy
Axewound =/= pussy
>>139514024
>Oh le noezz$ I cant shitepost and talk about raping anymore@@$##!##
Eat shit you fucking lamentable waste of biomass.
>>139512087
If Rei (lilith's) soul is transferred through each of the three Rei clones, than why is it that EVA-00 presumably has Rei I's Soul as its core. Did they split it like Kyoko?
I unironically love her.
>>139514127
>her
>>139514122
Don't try to examine i ttoo closely. Just watch the nonsensical religious imagery.
>>139514070
Abort yourself.
I'm a fan of Rei, but I liked Asuka.
Asuka and Rei are just two sides of the same crazy coin.
>>139514188
>memeposter
>>139513980
Pretty sure you fucked that up, but I would also do that.
>>139514122
Because you read it online that EVA00 has Rei I's soul, doesn't mean that it does.
EVA00 doesn't have a soul, it's got a dummy-plug implementation. When they do the tests on EVA00, it's to develop the dummy plug.
Years of fan rumour and spreading of false information has led to people believing Rei I is in EVA00.
>>139514024
He is sad. Maybe he's only got Asuka in his life or something. Totally retarded though, I bet he'll look back ten years from now and cringe. That is, if he isn't autistic.
>>139514127
>her
Where?
>>139514304
>replying to yourself again
>>139513089
This love is painful.
>>139514317
>memeposter
>>139514114
What's wrong with raping a horny boy?
>>139514304
Yeah I never wholly believed in the Rei I theory, the whole 'souls' part of the show created a lot of holes.
>>139508826
>what do you think of asuka
i think only of asuka
>>139514493
Stop. Fuck off. Die.
Firecrotch.
Honestly /a/, she wasn't that bad.
>>139514535
What's the problem?
>>139514515
Blame the western, idiotic moronic fanbase.
>>139514623
Wouldn't it be nice if Asuka looked like a girl like in your doujinshi rather than an ugly transvestite like in the canon show?
>>139514707
Everything.
>>139514623
I told you already fuck off.
>>139512087
Well that image doesn't seem opinionated at all. God forbid someone changes their mind on how something works.
>>139514743
so good.
>>139514743
I want to rape Assuka and then call her pathetic!
>>139514743
Enjoy your posting vacation you piece of shit. What a shame I thought you and shippy mcfuckface finally fucked off.
>>139514777
>yes I'm anno
>i'm novv changing mai mind so tht misato is a prostitute and not a commander
>kthxbye
>>139514812
I want to kill you!
Look it's simple, Shinji, Asuka, and Rei just needed to fuck and the series would have be 1000x better.
>>139513980
>Ich würde ihr Arschloch lecken und dann meine Bratwurst in ihr Sauerkraut stecken
here you go.
>>139514777
What exactly are you objecting against?
Nothing opinionated there, only hard facts.
>>139514908
Shinji and Rei are out of Asuka's league.
>>139514907
I want to kill Asuka with my dick!
>>139514840I never leftYou're just easy to trick
>>139514976
I don't think she has a choice in the matter.
>>139514980
see post below you
>>139515020
Asuka isn't a she, it's an it.
>>139514995
Literally guranteed replies faggot.
Why is Asuka's pussy so naturally loose?
>>139514976
Her ass is in the league of my face.
>>139515100
Because of sex operation surgery from being a man
>>139515087
For real though, I haven't actually been away. I just posted from different folders for a while. See you in 3 days from now! [GMT]
>>139515100
Shoves his manfist into his neo-vagina to keep it from closing instead of using the normal means.
>>139515138
>her
Also, what ass?
>>139515100
It's because it's been used by everyone in her class.
>>139515155
Please stay. You are pristine proof for why Asukafags are so cancerous.
With your presence maybe the mods will finally get the hint and ban you all forever.
>>139515100
Kill yourself like Rei and Robin did.
>>139515155
Can't you just go and stay gone?
>>139515155
Figures a shipper doesnt know how to evade.
>>139514743
Hold the fucking phone, what's this?
Only guy doing it right is the guy posting Assuka.
Here is some more ass.
>>139514515
I'd like to think that it was the fanbase who created the "plot holes" to support their theories. Theories which were never really needed.
also
>janitor sweeping away the asukafag autist posts
Good job. Too bad the Asukafag autist keeps resetting his router or abuses his moms cellphone to keep posting.
>>139515346
From the manga.
>>139515100
She's a natural whore.
>>139515363
Rei has the cutest butt.
>>139515363
My nigga my nigga
shiki has a nice butt
>>139515346
Don't listen to >>139515382
It's a shitty h-doujin.
>>139515381
Well that explains his paranoid cellphone nonsense. He's been projecting all along.
>>139515435
Well I figured it's not from the manga, source though?
>Reifags even have a doesitforfree in their pocket
>>139515470
Yep. They should really go all the way and ban his city or neighborhood. Would solve it, with the repeated shitposting he's doing.
>>139515392
All of their butts are pretty nice.
>>139515392
But Rei a shit
>>139515474
Eat shit newfag. Youll get spoonfed anyhow.
>>139515572
It's ok, I was just fucking with you. I'm leaving for real this time.
>>139515524
Cry more you butthurt faggot. I fail to see how I'm shitposting if I'm not posting Rei.
>>139515562
Asuka a ugly tranny.
>>139515606
Just leave.
>>139515643
Asuka a cute natural born girl!
>>139515680
I wish we could get dox on filenames kun already, were it feasible
>>139515740
>filenames kun
Who's that? I only know about bileposter, writefag and the crazy Reiposter
>>139515780
The faggot that posts the tranny meme.
>>139515542
What the fuck is on her back?
How many bullets to shoot off Asuka's penis?
>>139512457
Into the trash it goes.
>>139515849
Is that actually just one person?
>>139515889
Yes, believe it or not.
>>139515889
No, it's anyone who's seen the show
>>139515934
disgusting slut
>>139515934
No it's just you.
>>139515934
What's wrong with you?
>>139515929
Cowowroo-koon pls
>>139515961
Nice samefag. Hella fricking erin man.
>>139513980
4/10
Asuka would be disappointed in your german skills, no ass eating for you.
Asuka has her hands on the prize
>>139515885
It's canon tho
>>139516069
Kill yourself.
>>139516068
>>139516005
Uglyska has shit German skills.
>>139515885
>>139515929
>>139515993
>>139516068
>>139516005
Aber Asuka spricht doch selbst auch kein richtiges Deutsch.
What do you think Asukas fetish is
>>139516059
Her insulting me and making fun of me while I try my best to get my tongue as far up her ass as possible would only make it more enjoyable.
>>139515095
fucking watermarks
>>139516191
Being cucked
>>139516191
Getting choked.
>>139516191
60 niggers up in her ass
>>139516207
While I agree anon, do we have to lewdpost now of all times?
>>139516225
gods work anon
>>139516207
I wish Asuka would insult and make fun of me too.
>>139516225
>spreading Asuka's ass
>>139516207
Asukafags are beta as fuck
>>139516317
Fucking stop. I don't want a boner while telling faggots to kill themselves.
>>139516178
What would be some german insults she would throw at me in context with this: >>139516207
>>139516242
>cuck
>>>/v/
>>139516377
>You've got a boner from thinking about spreading my ass? Disgusting.
>>139516229
>tfw Rei steals your angel boyfriend with her lemon sucking skills
>>139516262
Well she is german after all.
>>139516317
Asuka needs diapers
I like to think Asuka was awake when Shinji was rubbing one off on her tits.
>>139516442
Jesus. I have to fight the urge.
>>139516267
Why not now?
>>139516481
Shinjels kudnt handel mai fuk noodle
hes a weak fuk frend, but i ceep him
>>139516525
Fuck off shipper.
>>139516576
I have to fight shitposters.
>>139515994
>>139515625
Can't you just stop ban evading?
Doesn't getting banned multiple times a day even set off a signal that goes "welp, better reconsider what I'm doing my life" ?
>>139516577
>boys, be legend
What?
>>139516525
She was a dead slut.
>>139516529
>Just jerk off already, I know you want toYou should be looking for the writefag, I suck at the whole erp
>>139516599
>Fuck off shipper.
But I wasn't shipping anyone.
Asuka threads never get old
I will marry her.
>>139513089
saucerino
>>139516605
Looks like an artbook, it's probably only part of a full sentence spread over two pages
>>139516623
She knew exactly what was going on
>>139516599
You have to ignore them you idiot. You are just making it worse.
>>139516602
>le just give up man face
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>139516623
Die.
>>139508826
I wish people would stop shipping her with my husbando, but otherwise I don't mind her.
It's a shame about her seiyuu, though.
I SHIP LOUD AND PROUD
>>139516654
>her
>>139516698
It doesn't work anon.
>>139516634
I need to concentrate.
>>139516654
See you in that great Asukabowl in the sky.
>>139516772
Back foul faggot.
>>139511026
Classy anon right here.
Kaworu x Asuka is god tier pairing.
>>139516772
Which one tops?
>>139516711
>man face
so Asuka's?
>>139516191
Like all tsundere girls, hardcore anal.
>>139516711
>I don't negotiate with terrorists.
but anon
you are the terrorist bombing these threads
>>139516402
>wiederlich
>Arschlecker
>schmeckt mein Arschloch?
>für mehr als meine Arschlecker taugst du nicht
>Mund auf, Zunge raus! Mein Arschloch juckt
>ich will das mein Arschloch sauberer ist als dein Mund!
>>139516402
Ich werde dir nicht dabei helfen dir einen zu wixen
>>139516799
>If you show me your dick, I'll let you touch by asshole
>>139516862
Eat shit and die.
>>139516863
You as well.
>>139516904
These threads deserve nothing less.
>>139516783
>>139516862
>kawoshin
>asumari
>orgi of rei clones
>>139517015
I won't be so easily rused.
>>139517015
Can I touch it with my lips?
>>139516225
>>139515095
Life has many doors Edboy
>>139516858
I shall go on to the end. I shall fight in France, I shall fight on the seas and oceans, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, I shall defend my island, whatever the cost may be. I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall never surrender!
I SHALL SHIP!
>>139516863
depends on the mood I guess
>>139517124
OTP
>>139517124
Fuck off to tumblr.
>>139517074
>You can watch
>>139517077
And you can kiss it
But you both need to show me your dicks. And my friend here is allowed to watch
>>139517173
Even I'm not that bad
>>139516941
Assuming your telling me you won't help me, you are too late, your nazi comrade above you already gave me a boner.
Would like some more tho, you fuckers have the best language for being degraded.
>>139516863
Asuka is a total submissive chokeslut.
>>139517186
>lewdposter was a shipper all along
This is why I always keep my wits about me. Begone foul roleplayer. You will not tempt me.
Fuck it.
Writefag, are you home?
>>139517244
I even hold hands in public on a hot day.
>>139517272
Is it because you have a small dick? I promise I won't laugh. The princess might, but I wont
>>139517186
>And you can kiss it
>can
nevermind. I don't want to be allowed to kiss it, I want to be forced and made fun of for doing so.
REMINDER: THIS SLUT IS NOT CANON
>>139517169
SUBALUWA
>>139517356
Hardly. I just don't negotiate with terrorists and have a thread to police.
>>139517356
Marriiiisamma!!!!
>>139508826 she ok
>>139517390
You'll take what I give you, or get nothing at all
>>139517445
Don't worry anon, I wont tell anyone your little secret
>>139517453
Hey you!
>>139517416
I wish red slut wasn't canon.
>thread devolved into ERPshit
Stop.
>>139517459
>I'll never find a girl to boss me around
>>139517514
Stop.
>>139517527
>wanting 3DPD
Heretic.
>>139517513
How cute!
>>139517527
Don't worry, youll find someone who will want to boss you around!smooch
>>139517527
What's the appeal of being bossed around and bullied?
>>139517514
I love Mari!
>>139517609
I'unno. Just does.
>>139517609
Literally everything about it.
>>139517609
Dude, if you can find a person that loves you and has Tsun for days, you're in for some fucking wicked sexcapades
>>139517459
Fine, just make sure I get treated appropriately.
Can I get my tongue in your butt now?
Asukafags, Marifags, Kaworufags.
The cancer that degrades every Eva-thread.
>>139517655
I love you too poppet!
>>139517714
I said you need to show me your dick first. What? Are you shy or something?
>>139517238
>warum ist deine Zunge noch nicht in meinem Arsch?
>Leg dich hin, Ich brauch einen Sitz.
>Du widerst mich an.
>>139517803
I can't show you my dick infront of /a/, they will laugh at me.
Can the ERPers just fuck off?
>>139517954
ew, you have a small dick?
you're hardly worth my time then. Impress me or I;m leaving
>>139517957
Thread has been shit from the start, might aswell shit it up more before it 404.
>>139518031
You're not actually Asuka though or else I totally would. Not that other anon anyhow.
>>139518069
But it's a fuck of a moral conundrum for me and I'd just rather not have it around.
>>139512408
Shikinami is like an Asuka from 5 years after EOE, but what's the point if we don't get to see her get better.
The touch in one more final was her finally opening up, and it'd be cathartic as fuck to see her get better.
But I'm asking for Anno to make an Apocalyptic version of Wolf Children, and that's not going to happen.
>>139518031
Alright I've had enough, if you actually want to see my dick, forget it, I just wanted to erp, Im not gonna show my dick.
>>139518075
Fine then! Pussy.
Leave me be and jerk off alone. I might have even let you touch me. Your loss.
>>139518195
I don't need to feel any shittier tonight. Fucking moral conundrums.
>>139518282
Ugh leave me alone, I'm hungry and you're not worth my time.
>>139518371
You can't convince me you're Asuka. There's just no way.
>>139518421
I said leave me alone!
>>139518371
Can I just make out with your ass while you eat? No need to see my dick If I don't get to fuck you.
>>139518504
Can you just go find erp somewhere else?
>>139518504
Fine just.. don't disturb me.
>>139518568
Shhh, it's getting weird anon, these guys are odd.
And I may be a little turned on.
>>139518574
Thanks, enjoy your meal, I'll enjoy mine.
>>139518616
It fucking hurts man. I don't even allow myself to ERP. That's how much of a purist I am. I don't expect to be rewarded but at the end of the day after telling countless faggots to off themselves and then seeing shit like this I just want to throw my brain in a blender. I usually am not so emotive but shit's been rough anon. Real rough.
>>139518695
If you're going to follow me to bed, make sure I don't see your face. You're only allowed my ass, so hands off the rest.
>>139518742
Oh? What's up dude? Good thing about being an anon is, well, you're an anon. Shoot the shit and clear the air. We all have rough patches
Mods can you kill this thread already?
>>139518775
Alright, my face in your ass, got it. I'll make sure your asshole is serviced the whole night. When you wake up you'll think you had your asshole bleached.
>>139518846
Forget about it anon. I'm strong enough not to blogshit and it isn't safe. Ive never needed to vent.
>>139518939
Well I hope whatever ails you is resolved. I've been having a shit time at work, but I just grit my teeth and get on with it.
Venting has its place, but if you would rather not, then just you do you
>>139519060
Again forget I said anything.
>>139518989
wait a minute, you arn't sleeping!
Do you actually enjoy me licking your asshole?
ERPers should just die.
>>139519118
WH-WHAT? SHUT UP! IT WAS....YOU! YOU WOKE ME!
I'm all sweaty now. I'm going for a shower.
DON'T follow me.
>>139519199
Can I lick the sweat of you? Or atleast of your ass? It tastes so good! I promise your ass will be cleaner than ever before.
>>139519394
NO! PERVERT!
Just take my panties, you can make do with that, right?
>>139519476
No way! I need your ass on my face, please! I want to smell it and taste it! You made me addicted to your ass, please take responsibility!
Fuck you writefag you homosexual piece of shit.
>>139519577
You're so gross. But whatever, fine.
It's not like i liked it.
>>139519688
I'm not the writefag, hate to pop your bubble.
>>139519757
>same filename on the shipimage
Uh-huh.
>>139514938
The first half yeah, the second reeks of "I fucking hate the rebuilds, everything has to stay the same."
>>139519824
If I was the writefag, why would I deny it? The anon always said he enjoyed ERP and writing for the Anons, I'm just playing with the other Anon.
>>139519873
Objectively describing the rebuilds often does result in hatred like that.
Why are you pretending it isn't that bad?
>>139519697
Thanks Asuka, I'll be sure to worship your ass. If your ass should ever itch, please don't hesitate to call me, my tongue is a great butt scratcher.
>>139515606
Where was this from, Retake?
>>139519948
If I catch you talking like this to other girls, you'll never even get to talk to me again!
>>139519896
You just activated my trap card
https://desustorage.org/a/search/filename/absolute%20best%20ship/
>>139520022
No, teletubbies.
>>139520033
Why would I talk to other people when I can be under you, licking instead? You arn't making sense Asuka. By the way, your ass is extremly tasty today.
>>139520053
WELL PLAYED!
For real though, good catch.
>>139520053
But in all seriousness, that was a good catch.
You did good anon. I want to make a game of this.
>>139520186
Just go about your business, I don't need to hear your voice!
>>139520187
>>139520250
Too late. Life is a fuck and I'm butthurt as shit.
>>139519934
I've actually never seen them, so I don't really have an opinion. But I like to give things the benefit of the doubt.
>>139520408
Well that explains your stance.That chart is actually being pretty nice and objective, the truth is that the rebuilds raped Rei's character beyond any repair while rubbing it in.
>>139520334
well, I have to go anon.
You made a little hopeless anon very happy today, thanks.
Maybe we will meet again. bye.
>>139520385
Well, look.
Here's my current burner,[email protected]
drop a line some time if you want someone to talk to. I'm only the writefag when I want to be, otherwise its business as usual. I think you'll find I'm really quite normal when I'm not on here. Façades on top of façades, right?
Have a good night anon, and once again, good catch.
>>139520501
Don't mention it anon, take care!
>>139520478
Rei is my waifu! Whatever they throw at her, I can take it.No but really, thanks for the head's up
>>139520691
Wasn't really meant to be a heads up, but eh. Just so you know they really go down in the cellar with this one, and they know how to rub it in.
Goodnight thread, have a Mari butt because it's nice.
>>139520558
>posting your e-mail on 4chan
Prepare yourself for gay porn
>>139520099
no seriously, where is this from
>>139521757
I'm not spoonfeeding you. The artstyle is very apparent to anyone who isn't a newfag.
>>139521878
ouch man :(
Asuka is cute and so is Rei. :)
>>139521906
Anon I don't need your shit at the moment.
>>139522104
Okay you fuck, I found it.
For some reason the version I read did not have that part included so I thought else.
>>139513089
It's edited, so it can't be found on panda. Provide sauce, please.
>>139514070
This now has my interest.
Why do so many people like Asuka? I know it's the whole "kawaii tsundere" thing, except she's not cute at all, she's just a straight up bitch.
Only thing cute about her is her design.Misato still best girl
>>139523920
some people just hate themselves so much they can't grasp the concept of expressing emotions normally
The perfect girl for an insecure 14 year old boy. But now that I'm a bitter 32 year old man, she's shit.
>>139525265
Still hot
>>139525265
that's when you make her your daughterfu
>>139513689
>Is there a reason why Asukafags blatantly ignore canon for fanart?
Is this image not canon?
>>139525523
If I recall correctly Kaji was pretty annoyed with her most of the time.
I was attracted to her as a kid. But now I just look at her and think to myself "how did you ever find that attractive?"
I'm going to marry Asuka-chan!
>>139526287
Cause she's cute
>>139526433
Asuka is super cute!And I have a bad weakness for damaged goods
Asuka is a sweetheart deep down. I know it.
>>139526495
The poor girl just thinks that caring about friends and other people is a sign of weakness, so she tries to hide it.
>>139508826
Psychotic cunt. Not the good kind.
She is perfection.
So is no one going to mention that FUCKING EVA X GODZILLA SHIT?!
>>139523920
She's broken like I am.I also want to stick my penis inside her.
>>139509981
>Kaworu and Asuka
But why?
I think we're finally getting down to the meat of this.
Rei lovers are beta as fuck, who want a girl that's essentially a robot, that they can control at the snap of their fingers.
Asuka lovers are alpha as fuck, because Asuka is tsundere to betas, but attracted to alphas. Kaji is a prime example.
>>139525848
Sure, he found her annoying, but only because he wanted in with Misato, so all of Asuka's advances on him were only going to get in his way, or worse, get him in trouble.
>>139510591
>She sucks. None of the other characters are any better.
Just flushed Asuka.
Litterall shit
Her only positive quality is that she's brave, and even that comes from her own inflated ego
She's an arrogant narcissistic asshole.
She does nothing but bitch and moan all the time.
She dumps guys in the middle of a date cause they are boring.
Literally almost kills MC because he got a better score than her.
There are villains who are better people than her.
What kind of sicko masochist do you have to be to consider her good?
>>139532740
Asuka is the beta's pick.
>>139532740
Did she beat you up in school, anon?
>>139520334
>>139520186
>>139520033
>>139519948
>>139519697
>>139519577
>>139519476
>>139519394
>>139519199
>>139519118
>>139518989
>>139518912
>>139518775
>>139518695
>>139518574
>>139518504
You fags could have atleast kept it semi canon and made Asuka be more insulting.
I can only kinda fap to this.
>>139532946
>Asuka will never beat you up in school and make fun of you for being weaker than her
>>139533059
how weak are you if you're weaker than asuka?
>>139533165
I've been beaten up by my sister before, and Asuka is probably stronger than her.
>>139532906
That's something only a beta would say.
What were his mental issues?
>>139533623
he was really gay
>>139510591
Posting this whore in an Asuka thread is just as bad if not worse than posting Mari.
>>139533059
I guess asukafags really are beta.
>>139533059
>>139533240
You'd be just her punching bag, nothing sexual involved.
>>139508826
Best girl <3
>>139533776
>>139533791
I'll be whatever Assuka wants me to be.
>>139534117
She won't respect you, if you just succumb to her whims.
I take back my previous statement. Both sides are beta, except for men that know how to treat Asuka. Like a slapping post.
>>139534213
>She won't respect you
good.
Im this anon:>>139516207
so its all fine.
>>139534213
>you will never slap asuka until the end of time
Do we know what hiroyuki thinks of asuka?
>>139535256Trick question. Roshi would pick both.
>>139508826
A genuinely annoying, whiny and bitchy character who gets a pass for being a hot girl while Shinji got shat on for over a decade despite being far more tolerable and cute.
>>139535562
Why don't you go and fuck him if you love him so much?
>>139535562
Asuka isn't even hot.
>>139535724
This is true
>>139535724
I don't like her either but anta baka?
>>139535818
Fanart isn't canon.
>>139508826
It's a tranny.
>>139535818
Fanart can make anything look good
Asuka vs Rei
>>139535834
>>139535865
It's very close to original. Don't back down.
>>139535910
In what universe is >>139535818
close to pic related?
Her ass is flat, her tits are much smaller, her waist is smaller and her hips are smaller
>>139535910
I want to tongue bath her.
Butts.
every eva girl is best girl. any other response is incorrect
>>139509013
moot plz leave
/a/suka
Would anyone here's 14-year old self actually accept a person like Asuka?
>>139538005
I'll accept her ass on my face.
>>139523920
It's the most pandered and "safe" eva character to pick.
>>139529995
Asuka is the beta's pick.
Rei for alphas.
Rei for sadists, Asuka for masochists.
>>139538247
So? Why would you want to take risks when you could be safely under her ass?
Rebuilds were a mistake, I didn't even bother after the second one.
>>139514188
>>139514317
Is this the new epic maymay
>>139540531
>Rebuilds
Let's pretend they didn't happen.
>>139540707
>20 years
>new
>>139516783
>trying to force a meme
newfags, will they ever learn?
>>139540934
first day on /a/?
>>139523920Nazi menstruating cunt-bitch, otherworldly alien clone mother, or possible pubescent boyfucker? It's a veritable smorgasbord!
>>139542859
Middle seems like the most interesting and viable option.
>>139542859
I'll take the milf.
>>139542859
I want to hold Rei.
>>139508826
Best girl.
Unlike Rei, who looks like a toilet seat.
>>139544267
>holding shit
>>139544282
>>139544408
Looks like Asukafags are turning up the autism again.
One of the many interesting aspects about Asuka is her high production rate of butthurt among toilet fans.
yeah yeah, we get it, asuka is a man rei is a toilet. Post eva girls now.
>>139544452
Better than having the butthurt and shit taste permanently on like you desu
>>139544598
>>139538005
Asuka is my waifu, but no.
>>139526427
I'll see you in that great Asukabowl in the sky.
>>139544452
>reicuck
>calling anyone autistic
my sides
>>139535562
>>139535724
t. gay fujoshits
>>139535724
She was hot in the magma, that's about it.
>>139510060
That scene annoys the fuck out of me. The magical transforming lance of bullshite.
>>139515392
>toilet pipes
>cute
>>139544975
I heard Rei got pretty hot when she blew herself up.
>>139545077
Me too anon. Me too.
>>139510060
Is Asuka the jobbiest jobber?
>>139508826
Lewd whore with best doujins.
>>139545344
Kill yourself and your family.
>>139545600
Please don't ruin the Rei.
>>139545693
Why ruin? you don't like health?
>>139533059
Anon stop.
>>139546029
I stopped a long time ago, you just want me to continue, don't you?
>>139546110
I don't know.
>>139545693
You can't ruin what's already shit
Why are Reicucks always so booty ravaged? Do you have to be an edgy, autistic, insecure, pretentious, entitled, butthurt faggot in order to like a toilet?
Rei looks so beautiful you guys
>>139512396
>The walls of Jericho fell.
>She was telling Shinji to bust in.
>le funny rape XD
Two can play at that game!
>people unironically believe Rei is good for anything
kek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HxS_MEtweCM
>>139546771
>Making biblical references to try and get a 14 Japanese boy to fuck you.
Don't know what see expected t.b.h. lads
I think Rei is going to look pretty cool in 3.0+1.0.
>>139513035
Yes, arschloch is german for asshole.
And Asuka is a bitch...
>>139547064
Well, at least until her little reunion with Asuka.
>>139547109
I'd eat her arschloch tho.
>>139547109
And Rei is a toilet
>>139547163
Damn, you're right. After all that shit she made Asuka go through, Rei is fucked.
>>139547223
Speaking for all us Asukafags.
>>139508826
Shit
>>139546682
Seems so.
>>139546771
>Born into a life where Asuka never established the Wall of Jericho to me
Why even fucking live?
>>139547539
>Rei
What do you mean by this?
>>139547539
You think Rei of Asuka?
>>139547680
Asuka is shit.
I guess I need to spell it for your retarded brain to comprehend.
>>139547539
>Rei
Rei what?
You should really work on finishing your sentences, anon.
>>139547837
Your taste is shit.
>>139547837
>Asuka is Rei
How is Asuka Rei?
>>139547878
It's not about taste anon.
Asuka is objectively shit.
>>139548029
>Asuka is objectively Rei
I assure you the two are quite different.
>>139548029
How is Asuka objectively Rei?
Anyone else getting really angry and horny at the same time when looking at this picture?
>>139548161
>angry
Why do you get angry? Are you a beta faggot that was bullied by girls?
>>139548117
>>139548147
Ok, I guess I shouldn't have try to communicate with literal retards.
Carry on, do whatever you're doing or something.
