This is your cellmate tonight.
>>139493418
Time for a good ol fashioned prison welcome.
What is she in for?
>>139493418
Go ahead call the police. What are they gonna do put me in prison?! HAHAHHA3 hours of passionate hand holding and kissing with our eyes closed followed.
>>139493626
She did the most horrible thing.
>>139493626
Fiscal fraud
>>139493418
>Procceed to cuddle and use it as pillow
What else to do?
>>139493418
BITE THE PILLOW, I'M GOING IN DRY!!!!
Somebodies been sleeping in my bed.
>>139493418
I DIDN DO NUTTIN
It's not rape if we're both in prison serving our time.
>>139493626
Mass murder
>>139493626
Assrape. She's a futa.
>>139494257
hot
>>139493418
Am I arrested now?
>>139494219
Mass cannot be destroyed, ya dingus.
>>139494378
She converted it to energy.
>>139493418
Ebin :-DD
>>139493418
What am I in for?
>>139494492
Pirating licensed pornography
>>139494102
>that's what SHE said
(see >>139494257)
>>139493626
Being lewd
>>139494378
It was killed, not destroyed.
>>139493418
does she do ecchi with the butt?
>>139494178
that's basically the feminist & skinhead agenda
>>139493626
Infecting the Japanesse cold to other people
Well, at least I won't get raped.
>>139493626
for being a serial rapist
>>139493418
It's time to snuggle.
>>139495774
Explain
>>139493418
guilty of twelve different accounts of being way too fuggen bina
>>139493626
She took the tags off of a couch.
>>139493418
Would the guards stop someone raping his cellmate in jail?
>>139496014
>>139496290
Yes.
>>139496290
They'd join
>>139493626
That body is criminal.
>>139493626
Being one of several people to try too hard to make a funny post online and failing.
>>139493495
/thread
>>139493418
Who put sugar tits in a mens prison?
>>139493418
i'd use my cunning and wit to escape jail, and bring her with me so we can be fugitive lovers forever
>>139493418
I hope she doesn't pound my ass in my sleep.
>>139493418
Just according to keikaku.
>>139496839
I'd let her if she used lube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C5Eipt8xn0
>>139496957
I'd force her to
>>139493418
Is this the Umaru ova
>All these /a/nons just jumping straight to rape
>Not sharing stories of how our lives ended up this way until we sleep
>Not protecting her from our fellow sexually starved inmates
>Not protecting her from violent guards and making her dependence on you grow
>Not sharing the burden of our sins and our darkest desires while looking for redemption
gonna pound that ass with my fist!
>>139497071
You're not the one doing the raping, anon.
>>139497071
Lol you fucking white night, have fun playing pocket hockey in your cell while she's asleep.
>>139497071
>implying you can speak japanese
>>139493418
>drop soap
>she fingers my ass
>get traumas
>>139493418
cunnilingus
>>139493418
ITS RAPING TIEM
>>139497155
Of course not, why would i?
>>139497170
>playing pocket hockey while she's asleep
>She knows
>She masturbates to the thought of you masturbating to her
>>139497179
>Barely speak some common phrases i learned from my chinese cartoons
>She does her best for you to understand her
>Slowly come closer as you break down the language wall
>>139497474
Speak some phrases right now then.
Without google translate.
>>139497071
>>139497071
>>Not protecting her from our fellow sexually starved inmates
>protecting her from myself
>>139493418
What am I in for?
>>139497555
for repeating digits and not checking them
>>139493495
kek
>>139497527
>Yo! Ore no namae wa /a/non desu
>Kimi wa?
>Kimi wa doushite koko ni iru no?
>Anshinshite, ore wa kimi wo mamoru kara
Dunno if i wrote it exactly right but i bet it's pretty understandable.
This reminded me of the D-frag chapter from april's fools where everything was in romaji and i understood practically everything
>>139497376
disgusting
>>139497608
H-how many years am I in for then?
>>139497928
all of them
>>139494610
futas don't lack a butthole, now do they
>>139497963
Fuck it then may as well get my rape on.
>>139497071
>our darkest desires
>>139493418
You meant cumslut right?
>>139498161
That would be you, anon.
>>139493418
Try not to rape and then finally give in about 30 seconds later.
All. Fucking. Night. She won't be able to live without me after that. hehehehe
>>139498401
i don't think she'll miss your three inches of love that much
>>139498401
>>139498466
And since when is 15 seconds "all fucking night"?
>>139498466
>projecting this hard
>>139498466
Dayumn son
>>139496290
Depends on the prison, situation, etc.
>>139498466
>>139498497
nice rebound anons
>>139498499
1v1 me
>>139498620
You'll have to level up first, you're not even level 1 yet.
>>139498620
You mean 3v3, right?
>>139497067
you'd force her to fuck you in the ass?
>I'm not locked in here with you.
>YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!
>>139498466
>three inches
Disgusting, 5in master race here. Ladies can't live without my cock.
>>139493495
I don't get it, does she have a potty mouth or something?
>>139493418
persuade into consensual rape
>>139498653
fuck you i'm a level 50 Dale and i've perfected my pocket sand build
>>139498707
no mane, good ole fashioned 1v1 fisticuffs no ganging up like a nigger
>>139498764
>she goes rape face and goes hard femdom
...im ok with this
>>139498917
ur a faget
>>139498798
i'm sure they can, 7 inches reporting in
>>139498898
What if you don't have condoms? I mean, you're in prison and i doubt the guards would be so kind to give them to you.
>>139498917
i bet you don't even play KOTH online
>>139493626
scanning Jump before its release to chink scanlators
>>139498964
30 inch cock reporting in, how can women stand being with a dicklet like you?
>>139499056
can't even 1v1 me
>>139499094
>only 30 inches
Anyone have that copypasta with the dude backflipping into his Maserati and driving away at 8000 miles per hour?
>>139499094
2 miles reporting in, do you need a microscope to masturbate?
>>139494653
Underrated post.
>>139498718
You saying you wouldn't force a cute anime girl to rape you?
>>139499094
How can women stand being with a faggot with such a low self steem that he has to come and lie in the internet to make himself feel better?
>>139498945
someone doesn't play proper RPGs
>>139499246
I'm not sure if this post is serious or some kind of meta bait.
well this is mine and I'm willing to share with you guys.
>>139493418
Sauce?
>>139499217
cute anime futa*
i would but i've been looking for a guy to teach me some tips
>>139499246
did you actually think he was serious?
>>139499401
>thinking he was serious
embarrassing です
>>139499311
i see having multiple layers of irony as just damage control
>>139499311
I'm not willing to share you with her though
>>139499311
kek what anime this is famalam 2bh?
>>139499490
oh dear
>>139499455
meta baits are mere damage control
>>139499555
english please
>>139499570
That's why when you reply to meta bait, you build your damage control into the post, like I did. He can't win, the only thing he can try is to bait you again, but you are onto his schemes at this point.
>>139493418
grab her by the ponytatil and ride her like a horse
>>139499311
>RWBY
>>139499745
nice bait.
>>139493626
Ass too fat.
>>139499619
Are you perhaps, implying that seeing him fail a second time will be less entertaining than the first time?
>>139498466
Rekt
>>139499619
I would kindly like to know what anime that image is from, friend.
>>139499866
I heard they improve the animation, but this looks actually worst, /a/ lied to me once again.
>>139499727
i think the guards will catch you pretty quick, people aren't very good horses
>>139500045
buboku no bicanki
>>139498256
She's not a futa though.
>>139498815
what a pure human
>you droped the soap dude!
>oh no! let me pick it up
surprise buttsex
>>139500215
this show is fucking retarded and i hate all the protagonists
>>139500285
yes she is
>>139493418
>15 years old
>prison
Here there is have been a guy that killed like five people but the guy got free cause he was 14. Do really Japan imprison underage kids? Cause that's awesome.
>>139500757
Probably. They still have the death penalty
>>139493418
source?
Uh you don't get to bring cellmates
>>139500295
Somebody say Surprise Buttsex?
>>139500757
>dishonor your family, ancestors, religion, gods, country and your emperor
>not expecting to be disowned, put in jail and sentenced to death in nippon
doesnt matter what age you are, honorable mitsubishi is only solution at that point
Ask her if she eats to fuck. If no, then we got all the time in the world to wait until she breaks down. Probably will just turn into a booty bandit and prey on her.
>>139501270
*wants
>>139493626
Being too big for her age.
>>139496014
Suace?
>>139500077
Anime girls make the best horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
>>139503640
Brace yourselves, /mlp/ is going to spread to /a/
>>139503760>no hooves
No it won't.
>>139500757
Not for long, the girl in concrete guy got 8 years for the abduction, torture and murder of the girl, and 7 years after he was released, and an adult, for beating up someone who talked to his gf.
>>139493626
public hand holding
>>139499311
Sauce?
>>139503467
>>139504119
Boku no Pico
>>139504188
Cheers anon.
I want to comfort an anxious Ebina. Not with my cock or anything, just emotionally.
>>139504188
Im the anon who asked for the first one.
So how exactly am i supposed to get sauce for a cropped image?
I thought you guys were a little more lenient if the image was cropped
>>139493418
I would rape her analy all night long. Then she will be my bitch, under my protection.
>>139499094
>he thinks i'm lying
wew lad
>>139496290
No, it's none of their problem. they might be paid of or friends with the rapist. Or maybe they are afraid of the rapist, or don't sympatize with the victim (maybe the "victim" deserves to be raped)
>>139498798
17 cm!
>>139499047
You don't need condoms for anal rape...
>>139493418
I would eat that ass like chicken chow mein.
>>139493626
dine and dashing
>>139496702
What makes you think it's the wrong place?
>>139499181
>tfw my dick takes too much blood from my head and a full erection would give me brain damage
>>139503467http://exhentai.org/g/886304/50fdd2e402/
