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Post your wish.
>If you are girl - you get average Puella Magi fate (die or turn witch quickly)
>if you are boy - GTFO
>if you get dubs - you become eventually experienced powerful veteran magical girl before dying messy or turning strong witch after much of misery
>trips - your carrier will be epic and filled with extreme suffering
>more repeated digits - you become mega witch maybe even world ending one
>>139419213
carrier or career?
Fuck off coobie.
>>139419541
You may have aircraft carrier if you wish Judith.
>>139419690
No thanks, something else you can give me?
I wish to have a cute name.
>>139419213
I wish to personally witness, chronicle and publish historic events of all intelligent civilizations in existence, past, future and present, without obstruction.
>>139419213
I wish for you to fuck off, demon!
>>139419213
I am become meguca
>>139419213
I wish for enthropy in the universe to never decrease again.
>>139421985
so you wished for nothing.
>>139419213
I wish the human population was cut down by 3/4's
You guys are all pathetic.
>>139421368
You know that Kyubey can leave you alone after contract, he cares mostly about Contracting girls.
>>139421803
No Boys allowed. Even when wishing to become girl.
>>139419213
877+
>>139419213
I wish to be Kyubey.
>>139422593
I am Charlotte Aulin.
I will not let any demon go unchecked!
He steals girls souls...and make them his slaves!
Mostly when his words are as empty as his soul.
Mankind ill needs a savious such as him.
>>139419213
I wish everyone suffered fromamnesia except for me.
Grant me immortality!
>>139419213
I wish for a cake.
>>139419213
Rolling for time control.
>>139419213
I wish to become the little girl.
I wish entropy was a girl
>>139423766
m00t pls.
I wish Madoka was my girlfriend
just karmic destiny my shit up
>>139423864
Madoka can't be your girlfriend, she's already my waifu
For Haku to be alive!
>>139419213
I want to be a Kamen Rider
I wish to make my story into a shojo mango.
>>139419213
rollolololing.
i wish this shitty new layout was gone.
I want to make everyone a magical girl except me
Am I a girl?
Kyouko a best. That is all.
>>139427040
Not so fast jeff
The best is Sayaka
>>139427040
Kill yourself, Apple.
>>139427109
No, Don Li. Kyouko is best.
>>139427138
Why?
>>139419213
Uh oh
>>139427452
>>139427416
>>139427163
>>139427138
>>139427109
>>139427040
Ugh...a Magical Girl.
Let's see how your magic compared to my Dark Magician of 4s!
>>139427542
You are an imposter.
>>139427416
See a mirror.
>>139419213
"Homu did nothing wrong" becomes an universal, undeniable truth.
>>139427595
Imposter this 9 instead.
im here to become a magical girl!
>>139427614
I see an Apple with sharp fangs about to bite down.
>>139427651
You are failing.
>>139427641
Not if my 5 can stop you!
>>139419213
I wish to finish my PhD quickly and become tenured
>>139427709
Go, Dark Magician Girl!
Show this gurl what a true Magical Girl can do!
Black Burning 2!
>>139419213
Index S3.
>>139427913
You disappoint me.
HOW CAN OTHER GIRLS EVEN COMPETE?
>>139427709
You'll be executed by her. Bye, Apple.
>>139428058
That looks perverted, ecchi master !GM. Madoka has frills to the max under her dress.
>>139419213
Let's do this.
>>139428133
It's only perverted if you are a pervert, I bet you think this is perverted
>>139419213
I wish I can have a castle filled with cute preteen, pink-haired girl servants!
>>139428322
It is when her frills are missing from her mg outfit.
I wish for homura and madoka to have a long and happy marriage!
>>139419213
I wish to live the Murrican dream.
I wish for unlimited wishes.
>>139428666
Knowing these two dresses exist in series make me happy.
>>139428044
Go, Dark Magician Girl!
Five.
>>139429297
Yugi, the hell is wrong with you?
>>139429297
Just stop.
>>139419213
I wish for the incubators to be my slaves and follow my every order
>>139429540
I'll work on that.
>>139429297
Your magic is sad.
Not in an emotional way, that is.
>>139429525
Darn it...
>>139429701
Do you want to duel or what?
I will end your evil reign,you witch!
Reminder that one anon already sacrificed himself for us, and once we all die we will wake up as 2D.
>>139429758
You know what?
Fine.
I will follow your stupid game for a while.
Five.
>>139429907
Not even you.
>>139429907
Hah.
Let's see how you deal with this!
Magic Barrier of 5!
>>139429969
Stay away from this.
Madoka would be sad if you happened to die, don't you agree?
>>139430010
Foolish.
Die already, scum.
5.
>>139430010
Both of you stop!
>>139430083
>>139430087
Even if the universe implodes on itself, i will oush foward and destroy your evil actions!
Witch from another world, this is my magical card.
Magical Hats!
My life points and my five are safe!
>>139430211
>>139430087
Is that all?
I'm dissapointed.
Now, begone.
Humans can't dare to face the devil.
3.
>>139430287
As long my will for justice stands, evil shall not be forgiven!
Dark Magician!
Dark Magic Attack of SEVEN!
>>139430406
(Shit, that was close.)
I will end you now.
You, your hopes, and your stupid game.
One.
>>139430482
Enough with games.
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!
5.
>>139419213
What if a boy made a wish to become a girl? Would Coobie accept that?
>>139430665
N-no...
No way...
A mere human...defeated me...?
>>139430675
Unless you are a drama queen of a boy, your emotions are meaningless to me.
Or that rodent.
>>139430752
Yes way!
This is the power of friendship.
Something you gave up in years ago!
Give up and return the universe back to normal!
>>139428490
>a Castle filled with sealdokas
Gud
chuuni here
I want to be happy.
>>139427542
>>139427651
Go back to your fives, Yugi
>>139430665
Lololololo his hairstyle is so wrong it hurts
Come on hiro give cute grill name
>>139431515
>>139431613
Pegasus...!
It doesn't matter how much power do you have, you can't get away with this!
Nine.
Judith, Julie and Tracey have good wishes, i cant think a good wish.
it´s because i´m "dirty "for be puella magi? i like eat boyfriend semen and anal sex, nobody say that puella magis should be pure virginal?
Hey, sluts can be amazing puella magis
>>139419213
I wish to go back in time and kill the person who invented April Fools day with my own hands, before he was even born!
>>139430083
Helen, pls, kill yourself
Why are male names replying?
You know if you stores reproductive fluids OUTSIDE of your body, never can be puella magis?
>>139432019
Yeah, I never liked these April Fools stunts, makes it hard to get anything done around here.
And no, "getting anything done" and "around here" are not necessarily a contradiction. I get a lot accomplished on most days.
>>139432202
Just because someone's parents gave them a name that isn't traditionally associated with their gender doesn't mean you can make assumptions about a person.
>>139432202
What about if you have a name that goes with both genders?
>>139419213
I wanna become Slash!
>>139419213
I wish to become the cutest little magical girl.
oh god. i wanna be a tomboy at least
>>139419213
>Fighting monsters wearing skirts
i dont understand why people like this shit, you like see underwears? what happen when one puella use intrauterine device? Can clean that stupid outfits in a washing machine?
i become meguca
i wanna be a cute magical girl!
>>139433223
God fucking damn it I was so close.
I want to use my magical girl powers to serve lonely anons~
>>139433461
NICE TRY, OPA
>>139419213
>if you are boy - GTFO
So about 95% of /a/ can't play this meguka game.But I can. WITCH GET
>>139433693
There is only one girl in Madoka threads.
>>139419213
I want to be an icefairy
I wish to leave here.It's abot my only chance to do it
I wish to be a cute and happy Magical Girl!
I wish for suffering to never hit me.
>>139434063
Suffering will catch you off guard.
>>139434063
But you are male Mr. Shawn, suffering never apply on your gender because you rule the world
>>139419213
My wish is to take over Kyubey's role in scouting magical girls.
Hi
trip boy get
>>139419213
Make everyone happy without any despair.
>>139419213
I wish that I don't become a witch
>>139437213
tough luck Jonathan
I wish for maximum Despair with zero happiness
>>139419213
Go home already, Melvin.
>>139437030
Didn't work for you.
If I wished for it, would Kyubey let me fuck him/her/it?
>>139441310
Probably
>>139429870
But what 2D world, this is important question.
>>139444075
You are allowed toHuntfor your world.
I want to be a cute 2D girl
>>139431990
There is no bad wish, all wishes will serve it's purpose for Incubators.
>>139444352
What purpose?
>>139419213
そうだな
>>139419213
fuck this shitnigggasss
what if i dont want to be a magic girl
I wish to hug Homura.
I wish to mary Sayaka
to be able to enjoy anime like I did in 2006-2009
>>139447514
You already are, Kevin-kun.
>>139419213
I am super saiyan bby
>>139419213
To have a body like this is my only wish incubator
>>139419213
I wish Mami to be happy.
>>139428666
>666
Homura pls
>>139447748
No fuck Kevin
>>139419213
I wish for infinite wishes to be granted.
I wish that there is an afterlife and that conscious existence is defined by the natural state of the universe to have definite and positive meaning (I may or may not be currently suffering a major existential crisis brought about by reading too much Lovecraft and theoretical physics books).
>>139419213
I wish for Misaki To save me
>>139422541
Shad up You stupid robot
>>139423352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwXaK12envI
>>139448459
Jealous much, Charles?
I want Homura to be my waifu.
Loli Sayaka was such a cute tomboy
I want apple-chan to come back
but I'm already a magical girl soo~
>>139449211
How did souls work in lovecraft? All souls were archetypes derived from some cosmic beings or something?
>>139450986
What do?
>>139451052
a-apple?
>>139419819
tonks
>>139419213
What if I'm a boy but I wish to become a girl?
>>139451108
I-I missed you
I want to be Homura.
>>139451228
Im always here.
ｉ ｗｉｓｈ ｆｏｒ ｊｅｌｌｙ ｄｏｎｕｔ
>>139451231
I want to be Madoka, then Homura would be forced to love me!
>>139419213
I shall roll, for the good of mankind!
Based
>>139451262
If kyoko came up to you and started sleeping in your lap, like she tends to do.
What would you do?
>>139419213
I wish to become a boy.
>>139451200
Checked
>>139451357
IT WORKED!
>>139451357
Well now you're both a boy, and a spic.
>>139451348
That's a secrt~
>>139451384
>>139451656
I wish I was a little girl.
>>139451758
>>139419213
I wish kyuuby's race never existed.
if not applicable, I wish for unrivaled power.
>>139432331
Alright
That's enough. Fuck off now
>>139452570
With?
>>139453998
Don't play dumb, tumblr
I wish for a sandwich.
>>139419213
rolling
I wish for three more wishes.
C-can i become magical girl midas?
>>139454742
Wow. Haven't read that in forever.
>>139454742
the turkey is a little dry
>>139419213
I wish I could be better than best girl.
Can I wish for more wishes?
Oh please
