Beep beep. Spider coming through
I love this snek
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
Truly best girl.
Your waifu a shit!April Fools! She's a great!
>>139405610
She caused an accident! We can't have her riding around on her spicycle!
Reminder: There isn't a better girl than Suu.
>>139408372
I will say this. Of the main 6, she is number 3 for me. Not downplaying her at all, she's great. I just have a couple other tastes.
Spider got stuck trying to weave some traditional clothing.
Wat Do?
>>139408372
It's questionable if she is a girl at all, it's just an amorphous blob that imitates the form of a human female, and that poorly
>>139409421
Go cuddle with my wife.
>>139409440
This leads me to ask a question that hopeful wont turn into mudslinging.
People get super worked up aboutH-P, and all of the various butt-hurt we've all seen posted before, genuine or just fueling the flames.
My question is: isH-Preally any different than Slime?
Going by the argument thatH-Pis what it is and therefore is wrong, is the Slime any different? Is it worse?
>>139408129
Do mexicans even make motorcycles?
>>139409711
Worse, IMO. People like to pretend Suu can actually form a human pussy, but I have my doubts. At best she might feel like one of those silicon onaholes, albeit permalubed , with on-the-fly adjustable pressure. Then there's the issue of warmth(unless she can shunt her "vaginal" cells rapidly enough around you to create friction heat faster than the cooling capacity of water). At the end of the day though, you're fucking
>collective consciousness of multiple single-celled organisms
>something which may fall outside of our usual classifications of plant/animal
Didn't these threads used to be in the hundreds of replies?
What happened?
Every time I come by the thread is on page 9 with barely 20 replies
>>139410041
Eurasian hours, plus I guess spider OP which didn't even attempt to start a discussion. Also, /a/'s moving rather quickly today.
>>139409711
HP is fine because it's attached to a mature intelligent being.
Slime is wrong for the same reason. The only thing Suu's good for isadopting and raising with your horse wife as your beloved daughter, until she grows into a fine young woman and the day comes for you to walk her down the aisle so she and her husband or wife or fellow gender indeterminate being can give you lots of little grandslimes.
>>139410041
Check again in ~7-8 hrs. Then again in~7-8 hrs.
Its too early/late for most people around the world.
Once people wake up/get home it picks up. Then lulls, the people wake up/get home again.
>>139409886
I have to agree with:
>collective consciousness of multiple single-celled organisms
>something which may fall outside of our usual classifications of plant/animal
Cant say I view it as wrong like how people complain about HP. Its your junk, do whatever, not my business.
I worry more about does she/it(?) really know what happening.
>>139410083
Does Suu grow? Obviously not like us, but 20 yrs later will she still only be capable of mimicking, or will her baseline understanding increase over time?
If I had to spend a long time with her, I would need her to not always be, well her usual self. I think I would have to have her drink mineral water everyday or something.
>>139410245
Well just in the time she's lived with Darling we've seen her intellectually develop. She went from not being able to speak to forming sentences and asking questions about things she doesn't understand. It seems reasonable to assume she'd continue to learn.
>>139410245
>>139410338
Not really. Consider that chimpanzees, gorillas, and a lot of monkeys all hit maximum learning around age 3-5 years. Prior to that, you could teach them a lot of things, comparable to the potential maybe a human child of about five. After that, they kind of lose interest in new experiences. Suu might continue to learn and grow, but maybe her base form(without chemical/mineral enhancement) is capped at about human equivalent of ten-twelve.
>>139410338
Ok, true enough. Its not leaps and bounds, but it is progress.
Makes me wonder if Suu is Suu because she hangs more with Papi, and Papi is Papi, or would she still be the way she is if she spent most of her time with someone like Smith?
Perhaps less confusingly put:
Is her mimicking Papi limiting her possible development? How much is her vs just an imitation?
>>139410404
I see where you are going.
So then is Suu really sentient, or is she just aware, like most organisms, of what provides positive benefits vs negative.
Does she just use very honed instinct or is she aware why/how thing are.
>>139410604
It's possible that like >>139410510 said, she's limited to "what would Papi-nee do?". At the same time, she picked up Rach's habit of restraining/assaulting others. Had she been around Mero or Cerea more, or if either had taken her under their tutelage, she might act a little more restrained/polite, but with greater frequency of near-drowning incidents for Mastah.
>>139410692
In Rachneras defense Suu was going after people before she was introduced.
But Suu stylized after some other Girls would make for some cool art. Suu style Zombina? Polt?Suu Centaur. H-P shit-posting argument goes out the window. Oh that would be nice.
>>139410976
True, but early Suu(Mero's introductory chapter) vs Chapter 34 Suu. Or even Chapter 25(though in her defense, she had ingested some poison earlier, the poison may merely have brought her worse nature to the surface).
>>139405848
RULES OF NATURE
Convince me not to do this.But I probably won't since Lego hasn't made a blue head that would fit her.
If anyone's playing the game, did the server just crash? Lost connection and now their page is taking forever to load.
Polt or Zombina
You can only choose 1
The one you don't choose will live on their life
The one you choose will be loyal and be by your side till the end of your days
There are no downsides if you pick oneExcept you can only pick one
Whoever you pick, you'll live on a full happy life with them
Threads asked: 5.5/5
>>139411590
Look for the older robot figure heads pieces, if you turn it around, you just have the blue surface and the ayy will cover the decal, color is a bit off though. You could also use a clear blue cylinder to fill in for the head since you have the ayy. as the main cover.
>>139413279
Best girl. In any anime or manga.
>>139413279
Zombina
What is happening?
Oh lordy.
Hold me.
Happy April Fool's day, it looks like.
>>139411590
Don't do it.
Do a better girl instead
I don't care if it's horse pussy, I'd totally fuck Cerea
>>139416610
Ernest Shelton confirmed for zoophilia!Not that there's anything wrong with it.
Is this supposed to be 4chan's April Fool's joke? Are we rolling numbers, AND Names?
Not that im complaining
>>139413279
Polt
Always.
>>139417123
You are now a monsterboy/girl. Your name is a pun based on your species. What species are you?I don't think this is going to work, but lets try anyway.
>>139417254
is there a species for a homosexual giant johnson?
>>139417254
Well it wont work cause we cant get to see our names until we post.
And once we post, we reply and the name changes.
>>139417254
>Todd is a given name. The name originates in Middle English where it means "fox" (possibly referring to a fox hunter).
Well that went better than expected. Todd = Fox, Weiss = White so an Arctic Fox.
Looks like they'll air the anime again.
I don't know if it's a good or bad thing.
>>139418110
So, now I'm a spic woman
WHY DOES 4CHAN LOOK LIKE TUMBLR?
>>139418725
Actually I think this is G+
>>139418973
>He actually knows about the website
>>139419099
>Virginia Hardin
Oh you hardenin something for me all right.Actually I just saw it in other threads thats why
Right now we look like that one site that archives threads, then attaches random names to them.
>>139419925
Shut up from the other siiiiiiiide.
>Include Bisque as an HR in the ruby gacha
>Proceed to release HR versions of other girls in the new ticket drops
Why hough
>tfw want to draw monster girls but out of ideas
>>139411590
do it
>>139420114
Make your own monstergirls from animals you think would be interesting.
>>139420114
are you good?
teach me how to draw
>>139420257
It's probably Guard, so no:^)
>>139420257
Draw from life and draw constantly if you want to get better
>>139420316
+1 my friend LOL
>>139420316
>>139420257
No, I'm justNasse
>>139421306
Your faces are shit Glenn
>>139421434
Sorry for the mistake, my friend!
Would you give this plant some water?
>>139422697
Absolutely. Kii a best side character
i am not enjoying this.... format.
>>139422796
Your own fault for not opening this thread earlier.I'm bound to accidentally close the tab sooner or later then I'll suffer with you.
>>139422796
>not shitposting on the go
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>139423067
Fuck off, sissy Cecil.
>>139423067
Any type of hole you could ever want
>>139422697
Why yes I would give that plant some water. I would also give her some pollen if she should be interested in obtaining some. Then I would take care of the resulting seedlings as well as a loving parent.
>>139423596
Don't you have more little boys to make gay by voicing little boys and turtle-fugging reporters?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veronica_Taylor
http://imgur.com/a/FHwR9/all
Album now updated with 4 more grills.
>no horny slime girl to cheer you on when you acheived an important milestone
Why live?
>>139423851
>filmography
>patlabor
Patlabor has a dub?
So should I keep this Queen? I already have one fully maxed out. She's not the strongest of attackers, but her Skill 3+2 and HP make her extremely hard to kill, which makes her a good target(when the enemy actually attacks her instead of glass cannons)
>>139423851
>Adele Lara
That is rich coming from a Rihanna lookalike
http://gossiponthis.com/2014/11/24/andele-lara-rihanna-lookalike-paid-20k-endorse-stuff-photos-video/
Lato definitely drops on sakura gachas.
>>139424000
Yes, definitely. She's a solid supporter, use her to somewhat protect your glasscannons.
>>139424000
It never hurts to have an extra, but never go above 2 extras. just a rule of thumb I have an extra level 70 aluru, a level 70 Phoe, a level 70 kura, and a level 60 jelli.
>>139424117
If you didn't have that "R" in there, I'd threaten you with a Singapore Cane.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fey
>>139424000
Scratch that, I didn't read the rest of your post, you can use the 5th copy and beyond as fodder material.
It's personal preference if you want extra copies, I personally never keep more than one of a same girl to use.
>>139405610
This is the alias I will introduce myself as to the monster girls
>>139424145
This new circle thumbnail has interesting uses. They should keep it.
>>139424341
going for some yuri love with one of girls I see
>>139424422
like hiding things in the corners of the image until you click on the image to view in full
>>139424145
how many tickets did you have to spend?
>>139424145
>>139424287
Good to know, thanks. Have locked her down until I get three more. Will probably chuck Ice Rudols at her from time to time.
>>139424681
I got her on my 19th 10-roll. Prior to that was a spam of Phoes and an Aluru.
>>139424498
Yup. I mean, I can see it being abused, of course, but like in the thumbnail, you only see a city backdrop, then when you click it, MON pops up in the corners. Fun stuff like that.
>>139423947
Heck if I know, I just remembered her name from way too many 2000s cartoon credits.
Draco is cute!
CUTE!
Side boob.
>>139425187
Shut up nancy boy
>>139425187
I would love it if draco would bully me with hugs and kisses
>>139425187
Draco is pretty cuteIf only she wasn't a rapist
>>139425995
My god.
>>139425995
Jesus, don't you preach forgiveness?
>>139425995
I'm sure you can find it within yourself to forgive her past transgressions, Jesus
She knew not what she was doing
You're out to buy your weekly ration of hot pockets when these monsters come up to you and slap your butt. What do you do?
>>139426491
God those faces.
I don't get it.
Doesn't april's fools mean that you're supposed to fool or trick someone?
Fucking up your layout doesn't really fool anyone, it's just an eyesore.
Also Lala is best.
>>139426577
Tio isn't that bad to be honest, other than the misaligned mouth.
>>139426491
Id like some uncensored sauce please.Also Id totally spread my ass right then and there.
>>139425995
Did you ever ask for this?
>>139416237
Seems to be, with you posting a joke character ad all.
>>139426577
>>139426664
Zombina is the only one who actually looks on-model, mainly because she already makes that face all the time. Chinko's sneer is a thing of terror though.
>>139426652
The internet killed april fool's day
This is the best you can hope for anymore
>>139426491
Who's comissioning all of these? What kind of sick person requests futa art of three MON memberswhen they could have gotten all four plus Smith?
>>139424341
Draco might be interested you spicy slut
>>139426737
>>139426652
I think it's more of a joke on those who whine about name/tripfagging. Speaking of which, test.
>>139425995
Draco could rape me any dayShe'd be terrible at it, and it would be the cutest rape
>>139426491
I guess the expected answer would be invite them over to your home and all of you get naked and you bend over letting Manako go first, followed by Zombina, and Finally have Tio to go last. As each girl take her turn, your ass will become more receptive to taking the D of a larger caliber.
I guess that would be the expected answer.
>>139426491
Provided, ya know, no dicks, I'd roll with it.
I want to like this guys/gals style, but I'm just not into this combined gender stuff.
I thought this was a Spooder thread?
>>139426491
Sauce please.
>>139426491
ENOUGH OF THISI'd totally be down with getting gangbanged by them
>>139426680http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Anasheya/416284/Cyclope-Ogre-and-Zombie
>>139426892
No, this is not a shitposting thread
>>139426892
>Trap-nee.jpg
>>139426983
>Israel
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post.
I want to marry this horse!
>>139426956
God the faces are terrible and the dicks are terrible, this artist is just shit.
>>139427267
The dicks seem fine though...
>>139427267
>dicks are terrible
what are your standards for penises?
>>139427394
They're horribly ugly.
>>139427426
Certainly not that.
>>139427394
>>139427426
The veins looks like a low budget movie zombie infection and curves like it was ridden by Abella Anderson.
>>139427550
To be fair, one of them is a zombie.
>>139426491
Aw I was coming to post this you jerk. And you didn't even post uncensored.
>>139427535
You can't just go with this vague bullshit. Explain to us exactly what dicks you like, because your opinion makes no sense.
>>139427935
>Griffith
I'm not even surprised
>>139428031
A true dick fan loves dicks of every shape and size. But his favorite dick is the one attached to the woman he loves.
Man, Nemes's skill 3 procs so consistently that I find her viable enough for Super Hard maps. She hits harder than a level 70 Jelly at times.
>decide to rub Cape since she's fainting even on Easy sometimes
>squeaks and bleats like Mariah Carey on helium
>feelsbadman
>only two clips and two scenarios
>what
>>139426491
Benis :DDDDDDD
>>139428185
Normal girls have less clips and scenarios than Rare girls and above.
>>139428149
Just had Nemes's do ~2700 damage between R type(~600) monster and ~2100 on a n type girl. Both her abilities were triggered with no cheer.
>>139426491
kek'd at manako face
>>139426956
>>139428334
Nemes skill 3 essentially makes her a slightly weaker Quess.
I've found that even though her speed stats when buffed should be higher than a lvl 70 Quess, she still attacks after her.
So it might not be straight up double stats, 1.8x or something might be more correct.
>>139428427
too sexual
>>139428603
her weakness is that she is fragile, so you better do boat loads on damage in the first round to clear 2 or 3 opponents or you run the risk of having her being one shotted
Just a question for all the Dmm game players out there. How many type of girls do you have out of 110 available ones?
I currently have 78/110.
>>139429144
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one not playing
>>139428837
>fragile
I would put her on a hard map any day but with the hard map costing 40 stamina each run, banking on her skill 3 activating is dangerous and costly if it doesn't.
>>139429144
78/110 as well. Hoping to get Feret from the Sakura tickets. Blew my load trying to get Gyaru Haru but failed.
>>139429312
Meant to say superhard map costing 40 stamina.
>>139426491
>Manako isn't shy or embarrassed>Her dick isn't the biggest
>>139429311
Most of us aren't playing, it's just that there's nothing to talk about so we can only watch the dumbass whales discuss the game.
>>139429312
Right now, I hoping to get saki, quess, halifia and Ruberu from tickets
>>139426491
These faces disgust me
Delete this
I can draw in a little while and in the meantime, can get some requests?
>>139430029
Richter Belmont whipping monster girls
>>139429849
Halifa has great overall stats, wouldn't die easily but isn't going to be mvp either.
Ruberu has multi target which is always GOAT.
Whichever girl you get is a win I'd say.
>>139430029
John Smith being reviled to be Ms. Smiths dad
>>139430075
Richter Belmont whipping Draco
>pls no bully
>>139430181
>dad
>not her husband
>because she's a succubus
>and their son is darling
Get with reality man, it all makes sense, who else but a literal semen demon could make John Smith settle down, they have the same last name, it explains why Smith is so good even though she's a >human, and explains why Darling is able to take so much punishment day in and day out.
>>139430029
Adult Luz turning the headpat tables on Polt.
>>139430029
Centorea playing Dark Souls 3 with her armor on.
>>139430403
this shit needs to be done someday
>>139430505
It already has
>>139431261
I can see no headpats there, Yvonne
>>139430075
This but the monster girls are enjoying getting dominated and whipped
>>139429849
Same here. I already have Ruberu maxed at 0 stars and she's a great combo with Nemes on Team Beta for Hard.
Going to bed, but here's my total for event so far.
Easy 30 510 clovers
Med 47 1048 clovers
Hard 62 2097 clovers
Total 3777 clovers.
192 Sakura tickets.
How many clovers do I need to get 4 Sharons? I'm assuming cost goes up, so I estimated 4200 near the start of this event.
>>139429439
>whales
Except for that one anon who blew US$100 early on, the rest of us are filthy freemium minnows.
Don't mind me. Just posting best girl.
>You will never live happily with your Centaur wife and your wife's centaur daughter
Feels bad, man.
>>139429439
Shouldn't it be on /jp/ then?
>There will never be a qt3.14monkeygirl
Just kill me please.
By the way, if you guys liked this edit I can do some for the rest, but you'll have to help me find good faces to replace the existing ones
>>139434243
You're crazy, you know that?
>>139434159
searching at the wrong place, derrick
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>139426652
I prefer this goofy stuff over all the fake announcements and shit.
>>139434243
I never did get a chance to see the final edit. Can someone post a link?Seriously the artist's faces are just so ugly.
>>139436073
It's somewhere on /d/. Find the Centaur thread, it's in there
Yes, I'm sending you to /d/. You'll be fine.
>>139436148
>>139436168
I should have thought to check /d/ in the first place
>>139436207
Yeah, you really should've
>>139436246
Leave Julie alone, Perkins.
>>139436346
Shut up, Jena. You're always defending Julie
>>139436402
>>139436346
Catfight! Catfight!
>>139436492
Wait until a sjw declare this thread to be a safe space. I am looking at you Jana
>>139436646
God, fucking Jana man
What a bitch
>>139436710
She can't help it, She is triggered and must post on to tumblr
>>139436799
Be that as it may, I hear she gives good head
>>139436847
The word on the street is that Jana also is an anal queen. If you ask her for anal sex, she will most certainly comply to the request.
>>139436940
Really now? Hmm, that has blackmailing potential
>>139434243
>No one posted a face
O-ok.
>>139437810
Oh. Oh! You meant now!
I thought you meant later
>>139431261
sugoi sugoi
>>139410041
there comes a point where people just stop caring about their waifu
>>139408372
You mean that Suu makes every girl better. Shes like the essential attachment in an mmo. Everyone will need one as it just makes the day better.
Here is a question for everyone, If favorite monster girl endorsed a flavor of soda, what would it be. For Example(Lala's blue raspberry soda).
>>139438919
It would be "Holy Shit are you that Desperate for Something to Talk About" soda.
>>139439057
>be "Holy Shit are you that Desperate for Something to Talk About" soda.
kek
Hey guys, i wanted to know if you guys want a requ-
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?
>>139439911
It is a desert here
>>139439911
My eyes are bleeding.
Is there a reason I can't find Monster Girl Report just by googling it, or is Google itself fucking with me?
Is it actually a hentai? I'm turning up no results and I actually want to read it now.
>>139435663
Fuck off Daryl
>>139441367
Yeah it's H. Google brought up an E.H. link when I googled it (and no, it's not Non-H before people ask.).
>>139434243
>>139436168
>sidemouth
>>139441841
I'm not even getting the hentai websites.
I'm glad crabman turned tsunderehorse.jpg into the Cerea we all love today.
>>139442728
Too bad Lamia's got downgraded from original.
>>139442776
Shut up, Elmer
>>139442728
I kinda like the human ears on her
>>139443009
>not wanting to play with her ears, watching her fluster and melt into you
Damnit it Fredrick-kun
But why does snake ass?
>>139442622http://g.e-hentai . org/
Search from there.
>>139443941
Purely for all your hotdogging needs.
I love Papi!Hoping for a name as cute as her
>>139446055
What about Papsi?
>>139446164
I'll drink some Papsi. After all, it is the official soda of bird watchers.
>>139446630
>>139446678
i'll drink that harpy flavor too, if she would like me to.
>>139446778
you would drink death from above
>>139405848
Mecha draco?
>>139446849
I think we are ready the same posts very differently
>>139409421
Bully my onee-san.
>>139409421
Chinese water torture
>>139446896
It's Draco dressed as Raiden
>>139446055
Papi's the cutest!
>>139442284
>Complains about traditional fingerpainting techniques in a Malaysian Fingerpainting board.
>>139448236
Her optimism is here to stay
You you give Papi apapisicle/a/?
>>139448286
>First World Problems
>>139448798
She will give me her papisicle if you know what I mean.
>>139448798
>>139448236
>>139446055
How can one bird be so damn cute?
>>139427151
/mlp/ in a nutshell.
>>139443009
Objectively wrong, Loren.
>>139422697
with my hanging hose, of course
and with something better than water
>>139449138
But bob Harding, It should be /tg/ not /mlp/ in a hoof print.
>>139435663
fucking lesbians, man
>>139449174
The only thing cuter than seeing girls who don't wear ponytails wearing ponytails, is seeing girls who always have their hair in a ponytail let it down.
>>139444048
This is going wonderful places. Thank you anon!
>>139449300
I don't know man, yogurt isn't a drink. Can't hydrate off of that. Needs some water.
>>139450721Humanyogurt is the best drink, anon.
>>139451156
>anon
Neeever mind
This is a japanese cheater
![jjmccallum_2006_5x7_CJ_SR_postcard_WEB_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HcxFAk.jpg "jjmccallum_2006_5x7_CJ_SR_postcard_WEB_01[1].jpg")
>>139405610
>ctrl + f spider riders
>0 results
shamefur dispray
I want to marry this snake.
>>139451463
You're right. Kurusu did cheat on his girls with not one but two complete strangers.
>>139451716
I want to cuddle with this snake
>>139451716
>>139451904
I want Miia to steal my body heat. It's been too damn hot lately.
>>139451716
Never forget~
>>139451463
Cathyl did nothing wrong.
It's her boyfriend's fault for acting so suspicious around the animals.
Her reaction was completely normal and proportional.
He doesn't deserve her.
>>139452098
Cuck Carl pls.
>>139451716
I want to wake up next to her every day
>>139451716
>>139451904
I also wish to cuddle with that snek.
The qtest
>>139451988
That whole scene was great. Definitely one of the scenes that the anime did better.
>>139452189
That smile does things to my heart.
>>139451156
Fresh squeezed man juice
>>139452098
>MUH medical emergancy
>MUH he had training
>MUH you wouldnt let a male doctor touch your gf?
>MUH no other choice
>>139452462
Do you let other men fuck you're husbando, I mean give him a prostate exam too, Julia?
>>139452462
>MUH autism
>new centaur doujin got scanned
>it's from a series about normal idols, the artist just wanted to turn her into a centaur
I still fapped but that was pretty weird
