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FUCKIN HALF BOILED EGGIN BURGERHALF !H A L FBOILED !!!


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FUCKIN HALF BOILED EGG

IN

BURGER


HALF !
H A L F


BOILED !!!
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>>139405067
never been to a specialty burger shop pleb?
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>>139405067
Fried egg, not boiled.
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>>139405067
Don't knock it till you try it
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>>139405118
Does harveys count?
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>>139405067
That egg looks fried to me.
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>>139405067
>he's never had a runny yolk egg on his burger
just stop it
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>>139405158
>eating runny yolk egg
>eating eggs in literally any way other than scrambled
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>>139405137
>harveys
are specialty burgers a midwest only thing? like specialty pizza?
Are we the true american breadbasket?
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>>139405067
never had a slamburger from dennys? Egg, bacon, cheese, and hashbrowns on a burger.
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How do you eat that anyway, I want to order something loke it but I'm scared I might make a huge mess
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>>139405199
i bet you cook your steak well done, boring ass nigga
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>>139405243
with your mouth
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>>139405067
>Boiled egg
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>>>/ck/
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>>139405199
>being 9
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>>139405243
You just eat like a burger.
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>>139405199
>Not having hot runny yolk that you soak up with a piece of toast to flavor the toast with delicious protein

Live life a little anon.
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>>139405199
it's a mess to wash up sunny side down is the best way to go
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>>139405118
I would eat that, but I hate pickles.
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>>139405243
well, if you are used to having already runny shit like mayo, ketchup, mustard, or any other sauces on a burger, its not that much different.
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>>139405067
>orders hamburger steak
>is not even between two buns
>has butter on top
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That's nothing baby.
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>>139405243
It's basically the same deal as the a breakfast sandwich egg. The egg is mostly cooked all the way through and anything that's still runny gets soaked into the inside of the bun.
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>>139405118
replace pickle for lettuce and I'm good
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>>139405199
What a fucking pussy
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>>139405243
with a firm grip and a strong bite, kinda like sucking a dick.
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>>139405243
>doesn't like his burg to be messy
What a pleb
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>>139405256
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>>139405391
>pony
>on /a/
get OUT
LEAVE
KILL YOURSELF
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Now I want burgers.
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>>139405350
>onions
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>>139405067

this game better have fat noctis mode
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>>139405391
Goodbye.
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>>139405553
>Nigga can't handle onions
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>>139405558
game wont even have female party member mode. Cant wait for the SJW's and the fujos to get a hold of it.
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>>139405553
pleb
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>>139405553
I actually hate you
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Real American hours, smash that sodane button
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>>139405553
HOW can people dislike onions?
When cooked they lose that sharp taste, and yet some people STILL won't touch them.
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>>139405661
This
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>>139405199
Do you have the cooking ability of a dog?
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>>139405314
Next you're telling me you hate lettuce too, you unhealthy pig?
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There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't like pickles in their burgers
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>>139405067
Why are you bitching?
Are you retards?
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>>139405681
some people just dont like the onion breath afterwards.
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>>139405602
Who the fuck bites into the middle like that. All that accomplishes is smearing your cheeks with burger.
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>>139405745
Nah I agree with that anon, pickles suck
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>3 am
>stuck in the country with no good burger joints open
/a/, does human meat makes good burgers?
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>>139405681
I literally gag when I even taste onions, and I've even thrown up by eating them without noticing
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>>139405553
How about you grow up. Onions are for mature boys and gals
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EGGS ARE A SHIT
FUCK EGGS
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>>139405748
There are people in this thread right now who don't put mayonnaise on their pizza.
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>>139405745
Why the hell would you waste perfectly fine cucumbers by turning them into something disgusting?
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>>139405817
Eggs are one of the best source of proteins one can eat you fucking piece of shit tripfaggot lanky skinny piece of garbage faggot.
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>>139405792
depends on the person
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>>139405842
Eggs are revolting, I would rather eat stinky tofu and nuts.
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>>139405350
That looks so fucking dry other than the yolks
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I eat the egg first and then eat the burger so I don't make a mess
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>>139405748
>>139405745
I am also a person who does not like pickles, especially on my burgers. I just can't stand the taste. You'd think I'd hate sauerkraut too but no I love that shit.

I also don't like cheese on my burgers.
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>>139405857
are you implying nuts tasted bad as well?
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>>139405872
> don't like cheese on my burgers.
TOO FAR
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>>139405872
I like pickles on their own as a snack, but not on burgers
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>>139405817
Eggs are nice, shame the aftertaste is revolting and lasts for hours.
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>>139405847
Well, I have the options of hungry skeleton, fit old meat and chunky young meat. Gotta check if I have cheese, red onions all that shit.
>>139405842
Eggs are a man's friend. Cheap, tasty and can go in a ton of shit
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>>139405745
>liking green paper on your burgers
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>>139405864
>literally shit on it
New BK flavour of India
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>>139405314
>>139405376
>hating pickles
What is wrong with you two
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>being this pleb
I bet you think eggs with marmite are shit too huh, faggot.
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>>139405067
It's a fried egg.

And it's actually quite nice, provided the other side has been cook for a while.
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>>139405067
Are you telling me this is weird? I been eating my sandwiches this way for 20 years now. >>139405553 And you know, this thread is making me very angry, I better get the fuck off of here.
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>>139405864
It's chili and it's very good, also not from BK
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>>139405553
My nigga. I hate onions.
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>>139405872
Do you not like cheese or is it just when it's on burgers?
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I hate any vegetables on my burger, I just eat burgers like this.
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>>139405872
Thomas Jefferson is literally rolling in his grave right now
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>>139406020
Boring
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>>139406020
see this kind of thing is why you'll never have a girlfriend
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The only way to fuck up a burger is to put ketchup, mustard, mayo, or any other sauce on it. Sauces are an invention of people who hate the amazing taste of meet and wish to obscure it with shit.
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>>139406020
Tell me your address so I can personally slap your shit
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>>139406021
good
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>>139406020
That's how I eat my burgers, but only cause prepping and storing the veggies is a pain. When I go out, I get lots of veggies.
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>>139406059
Burgers are not steak you autistic fag.

I should know, I'me a fucking burg pro.
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>Haven't eaten in 3 days
>Reading this thread
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>>139406107
EAT
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>>139406107
hello somalia
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>>139405872
Everyone was great until the spoiler. Blasphemy.
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>>139406107
Thanks hungry skeleton
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>>139406107
So not only me, huh. I should pay my bills tomorrow but I'll just pig out all day long
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Burger with an egg that is sprinkled with sugar and then hit with a blowtorch
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>>139406107
>forgot I havent eaten in the last 2 days
>I never even felt hungry
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>>139406020
Me too
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>>139405907
>>139406003
I feel like it's a ratio or a layout problem. For example not having cheese in a burgrito just seems silly to me, even though a burgrito is literally just a burger and fries inside a burrito.

American cheese is shit no matter where though.
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>>139406020
I agree. I hate when they put ketchup on there, too.
>No ketchup, please.
>Are you sure? It's going to be dry.
I like dry food, not disgusting watery vegetables and "condiments" on my burger.
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>>139406104
If all you want to taste is some shitty sauce why don't you just leave out the expensive part (the meat) and just eat some bread with your shit smeared on it and some veggies?
Also fuck you, some meat is better than others but that's no excuse to mask its flavor you fucking sinner.
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>>139406146
what the heck is this queer shit
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>>139405067
He should have put some pineapple and beetroot on that.
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>>139406123
>>139406125
>>139406140
>>139406142
Is that supposed to be weird? Do you people really eat every single day?
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>>139406146
Are those pickled onions? Is that good on a burger? Never had it before.
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Okay guys lets be real here, cilantro is fucking gross, right?
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>>139406174
>I like dry food
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>>139406190
Onions. Don't ever eat them. They're bad.
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>>139406107
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>>139405872
I order my burgers with pickles but then take them off and eat them seperately.
I HATE tomatos and don't want them anywhere near me.
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>>139406217
I thought it tasted like soap but now I want it on lots of food.
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>>139405199
Are you six years old?
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>>139406174
you literal cockroach
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>>139406226
Sorry onions don't taste like cocks.
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>>139406186
If all you want to taste is meat, then eat a fucking steak. You don't eat a turkey sandwich for just the taste of the turkey. Same goes for a burger, you retard.
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>>139406255

I live in socal and its on fucking everything here and it tastes awful to me.
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>>139406237
This is worse than loli imouto NTR.
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>>139406202
Suicide yourself into the nearest grave
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>>139406294
It tastes bad, but nothing that bad. I've been eating it since childhood so I might be a bit biased though
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go raibh maith agat as an bia
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>>139406273
So you've never wrapped your lips around a big meaty dick before have you? You fucking faggot
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>>139406294
I understand your pain. They put onions on everything here in the northeast.
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>>139406330
Worst doll.
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>>139406276
Food is like decorating, you accentuate the feature you most want represented by complimenting it. For instance, in your room you would probably include a lot of rainbow flags to highlight your dildo collection. Bread and vegetables complement the meat, which is the star of any food. And I would eat steak every day if I could.
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>>139406107
>tfw you're so depressed you can't even bother eating
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>>139405553
Boy oh boy are /ck/ memes (You) generators on /a/.
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Okay so what's the perfect companion for French fries?
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>>139406372
Its literally ground up trimmings you nerd boy
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>>139405792
I can tell you from experience that French women taste best.
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>>139406252
That reminds me; I don't ask for no pickles. I always remove them myself. If the burger was infected with very mild pickle-taste, I actually don't mind it-- in fact I think I like it more. But if I bite into a pickle at any point I find it disgusting.

I too hate tomatoes. I love sauce, I love ketchup, but the texture of tomatoes, and their wetness, is gross. I haven't experimented yet, but I think if the tomato slice was dried out or whatever I'd possibly be okay with it.
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>>139406391
Salt.
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>>139405067
this motherfucker eating a burger with gloves on
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>>139406020
Big pimpin'
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>>139406338
If you slapped some onions on that hot slab of meat I'd pump up and down on it like a fucking hand crank cause that shit's delicious.
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>>139406391
Vinegar.
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>>139406202
i usually eat once per day
it's been years since i went over a week without eating
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>>139406330
>as an bia
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>There are people who don't put their fries on their burgers.
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>>139406217
>>139406255
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/14/dining/14curious.html
theres actually a gene that some populations have that makes cilantro taste like soap
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>>139406393
Ground up trimmings of the food of the gods is still better than ground up shitty parts of other plants. Or most plants. Or most things. Or your penis.
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>>139406451
>carbs on carbs
What's next, anon? Yakisoba on bread?
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>>139406391
Peppers.
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>>139406477
>Rice in a burrito shell
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>>139406401
I think it's the texture of it? It just doesn't feel right, but if I can taste the pickle without it being there I actually like it, and I like pickles by themselves.
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>1/3lb angus
>1/3lb venison
>1/3lb black bear
>sunny side up egg
>onion
>lettuce
>pickle
>sharp cheddar cheese
>horseradish mustard
>ketchup
>giant pretzel bun done crisp on insides

Ya'll niggas haven't even lived
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I really like fried eggs on burgs
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Never look at fast food burgers the same again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjz_eiIX8k
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>>139406513
You eat bears?
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Why do I come to these threads just to torture myself?
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>>139406496
>Rice
>burrito
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>>139406217
>>139406454
>cilantro
It's fucking coriander
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Sprinkle some lettuce and tomato slices with salt, slap that on bread with some god damn mayo and put the meat in between.
Bonus: Also add fries or cheese.

This is the objectively best way to enjoy a good burger in the 3rd world
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>>139406391
Mayo.
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>>139406553
That's only if it's the seeds or roots.
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Always remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOvHZDGK-kY
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>>139406535
I don't care.
Burg is love, burg is life
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>>139406477
Instant noodles with rice. Try it, faggot.
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>>139406542
Bear is honestly every part as good as beef. Probably more since most beef is awful slop-fed junk.

Made some bear steaks for a couple friends and they all said it was the best steak they had ever had. They were all pretty shocked to find out it was black bear.
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>>139406596
>rice a roni
>good
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>>139406582
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY
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>>139406391
If you put ketchup on fries so fucking help me. They'll have to send a rescue party to ketchup with you when I kick your ass into orbit. Not an earth orbit either, I'll knock you so hard you'll encounter the moon's gravitational pull and slingshot into an elliptical orbit that extends past fucking Uranus. And as you freeze to death in the vacuum of space you'll think of the warm, succulent french fries you wasted by putting ketchup on them and weep for your own stupidity.
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>>139406596
For a starving poor Asian, that shit is top class.
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>>139406615
It's like I'm in a real kitchen.
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>>139406553
the herb is cilantro. Herbs are from leafy parts. Spice is coriander, which is any part but the leaves. Learn2cook, fagget
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>>139406626
What about paprika
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>>139406648
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY
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>>139406427
this
anything else is pleb tier
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>>139406477
>he never mix rice + noodle
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>>139406608
I honestly had no idea that eating black bears was a thing. Are you a hunter?
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>>139406401
>I always remove them myself. If the burger was infected with very mild pickle-taste, I actually don't mind it-- in fact I think I like it more.
I didn't think I would meet anyone else who did this.
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>>139406649
It's as acceptable as the movie Paprika. Make of that what you will.
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>>139406626
>If you put ketchup on fries so fucking help me.
And here we meet a contrarian that has ascended far beyond contrarianism, so far, he looped back around to just being retarded.
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>>139406680
You can eat a lot of things.
>>139406699
Ketchup is shit.
Salt, or vinegar is all you need.
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>>139406694
Removed pickles?
I thought a fair amount of people did.
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>>139406608
i thought bear meats flavor was really affected by the bears diet. I heard once that if the bear ate mostly meat or fish it would make the bear meat stringy and tough.
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>>139406680
Yeah I am. Basically the only way you're going to get bear and not have it be trash. Although it is easy to fuck up by not skinning and chilling bears, as the hide will quickly spoil the meat.

If you have bear and it isn't good, whoever took care of it fucked it all up.
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>>139406699
Ketchup tastes like shit and vinegar fucking fight me faggot. Stick with salt like someone with two brain cells before buying into tomato-farmer induced memes on what to ruin your food with.
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>>139406699
Ketchup is disgusting.
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No one is even talking about FF...
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I go with ketchup + mayo on my fries. Deal with it faggots.
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>>139406442

You got me. I put "thanks for the food" into google translator for irish. I don't even know what "as an bia" means. Was the translation that bad?
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>>139406699
normalfag get out
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>>139406743
The flavor has some to do with diet. Grizzly and Polar isn't nearly as good as Black bear. But it still isn't awful or anything.

It really is all about how you take care of the meat. Same with any wild game, really.
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>>139406727
I meant not asking for the pickles to be removed only to remove them yourself because you like the mild pickle taste.
But maybe that mindset is a lot more common than I thought.
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>>139406237
i want to see her belly
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>mayo on burgers
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>>139406788
Do you but that on your burg?
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>>139406788
The thread is filled with crossies from /v/, what did you expect?
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>>139406810
That's chewing tobacco, right?
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>>139406833
Speaking of shit
>waffle cones
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>fries

Those are all shit. Eat a baked potato instead.
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>mayo
>not garlic aioli
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>>139406845
Meant for >>139406794
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>>139406830
Mayo is shit. Why not just shove a straw into the belly of your average Mississippian and suck, it's the same thing.
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>>139406830
It's okay if it's spicy mayo or japanese mayo.
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>>139406871
>garlic aioli
That's just mayo with garlic powder mixed in. I know because I tried both of them. One just costs more.
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>>139406851
yeah, sure
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>>139406871
Patrician taste right here.
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>>139405199
>He haven't tried half boiled egg and balut
Grow up.
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>>139405681
Onions are disgusting cooked. They're best fresh and uncooked.
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>>139406933
I've never had, but do you get over the whole eating unborn baby part? Looks tasty regardless.
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>removing lettuce
>paper-thin tomato
>no crispy fried onions
>no mushrooms
>probably no dijon
>probably no BBQ sauce

How the fuck is this not illegal
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>>139406933
Flipfag please go.

>>139406963
Not the same guy but I've eaten a balut sans the unborn chick and it's fucking delicious.
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>>139406391

Powdered seaweed with fries is great. I tried it once and never looked back. Now I have a bottle of powdered seaweed at home to sprinkle in stuff.
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>>139406948
>doesn't like onions sauteed with garlic, butter, and mushrooms
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>>139406991
>>no crispy fried onions
This is what needs to be standard in burgers instead of fucking pickles.
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>>139406948
this nigga doesnt like carmelized onions
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Who /chimichurri/ here?
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>>139407042
Is there food on heaven?
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>>139406999
Flip don't own that shit, you know. Lots of Asian country have it.
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>>139406999
Looks like I'm heading down to my nearest ethnic mango neighborhood tomorrow.
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>>139405553

Onions have enzymes that make the meat more tender. Enjoy your shoe leather, peasant.
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They said I could be anything.
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>>139406854
fucking pleb bitch
waffle cone and lum laisin ichiban
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>>139407065
If there wasn't it sure as hell (GET IT) wouldn't be heaven then
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>>139406202
THIS SHIT SLAYED ME
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>>139407024
My fucking nigga.

A burger place near my uni uses that instead of regular chips. Got my first taste of it there. They use sea salt with it as well though.
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>>139407099
Enjoy your underbite and undeveloped jawline.
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>>139405553
Onions are great nigga
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>>139406237

She's going to be fucking eggbound tomorrow
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>>139407076
Oh I was assuming that you're a degenerate Flip like me.
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Eggs on burgers is the best. As long as it doesn't have tomatoes or pickles. I will never outgrow my disgust for them.
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>>139406202
>he doesn't eat ~5000cal a day
Got to eat big to get big CMON
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>>139405199
I'll never get the appeal of half raw meat to apparently everyone else.
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>>139406202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
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>>139407145

The hell are you even on about, fool
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>>139405243

Sin City burger from Smash Burger is the way to go
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>>139407199
You can appreciate it more after eating raw meat. Nowadays I just love that shit
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>>139407107
>meme icecream
Fucking murder-suicide yourself three times
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>>139406252
I hate tomatos in burger becuase they just make everything wet.

>>139406629
It's not that uncommon of a practice in SEA even if you aren't poor.
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>/v/-tier food thread
>200+ replies
Are you shitting me?
Sage
Report
Dubs
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>>139405067
I've tried it and I don't feel the egg adding anything of substance to the flavour. If anything it blands out the taste of the burger
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>>139407259
I've liked that shit since I was 8 years old dude, that and choc mint have always been my favs.
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That dude that was talking about a black bear burger. That shit sounds fucking amazing.
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>>139405553
Them's fighting words, next thing you know you'll be telling me you hate garlic too.
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>>139407287
Your childhood is memetic garbage then.
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>>139407273
/a/ has been Neo-/v/ tier since 2011
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>>139407267
It's a perfect rainy day weather food for me. It's cheap as fuck and it has rice, what more can I ask for?
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>half asleep from driving all night
>pull into a Denny's
>egg on a burger is on the menu
>in a daze
>order the egg cooked over easy
>didn't realize what I have done until I took a bite
>it was slimy
>but it was good
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This is the angriest thread I've seen on /a/ in a while, and it's about fucking food.

This board has issues.
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>>139407321
>>>/v/
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>>139407339
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>>139407209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8
Enjoy eating your soft food.
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>>139405067
why is a fork in there?
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>>139407333
Taste on food shows how a man sees the world and how he sees himself. You can't avoid being angry at such faggotry. Yeah, I'm talking about you, you onion hating niggers
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>>139407294
It is. Bear fat is substantially sweeter and less greasy than cow fat. When cooked right, it basically just melts into the meat itself, giving it a very juicy texture.

Cow fat tends to mostly just solidify when cooking, which is why you often simply cut most of it away from the meat itself. I actually save pure fat sections of the bear for use in cooking. Makes the best bacon or sausage you've ever had. Wild hog sausage patties cooked in bear meat is so good I can't stock enough of it because I eat through it so fast.
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Who Melona here?
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>>139407296
I like garlic powder.
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>>139406830
Mix some BBQ sauce and a dash of wasabi on that mayo. Its fucking divine
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>>139407399
>cooked in bear fat*
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ITT: homeless street urchins that rather eat their own shit than a perfectly good burger
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>>139405067

STOP EATING ANIMALS AND CHICKEN MENSTRUATION, EVERYONE
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>>139406391

The best.
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>>139407429
>BBQ sauce on a burger
BBQ sauce just completely covers up the flavor profiles of anything you smear it on.

As for BBQ itself, dry rub is master race and everything else is peasant trash.
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>>139406107
>haven't eaten in 10 days
>sitting here playing with my foreskin browsing a Siberian wood carving board
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>>139407405

Sweet damn these fuckin things
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>>139407453
and then we got this faggot
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>>139406202
What the fuck. Is this bait? I eat three meals a day, like a fucking human being.
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>>139407453
My free american spirit cannot be sustained on vegetables alone.
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>>139407472
I said mix BBQ sauce with the mayo before swiping a bit on the burger. It doesn't overpower and you still get that nice smoked taste.
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>>139407453
I don't think Chizuru would appreciate your tone
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>>139407273

I blame /ck/ for this one.
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>>139406830
I don't put mayo on burgers, but I fucking love mayo on hotdogs.
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>>139406391
Any other answer is wrong.
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>>139407529
Nah, I have two meals a day sometimes one for some years now. Going a day without eating is not unfeasible but you should really ration your food so it doesn't happen
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>>139407575
GODDAMN WHY CAN'T ALL YOU FUCKS JUST EAT NORMALLY
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>>139406391
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>>139405827
>mayo
>on your fucking pizza
>mayo in general
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>>139405285
this guy has crazy hairy arms ewwww
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>>139407592
Why would you put vinegar with fries?

Fries alone are shitty enough but adding vinegar of all things?
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>>139407664
You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan.
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If you put american cheese on your burger you need to end your self
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Don't hide it from me
Best spice combo for steaks?
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>>139407575
>Mayo on hotdogs
>Not ketchup and onions.

Mustard is also OK but not my thing.
Relish is garbage.
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>>139406869
>I'm a boring person with boring tastes, and all should conform to my boring standards
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>>139407681
I grew out fries after middle school. You're the one that shouldn't be posting.
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>>139407691
Coarse pepper and that's it.
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>>139405553
I really DISLIKE this picture.
Don't post it again.
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>>139406161
>burgrito
>a burger and fries inside a burrito

Alright, my inner burger that I usually suppress is clawing its way out. Where the fuck do I go to obtain one of these monstrosities?
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>>139407691
Wasabi and bonito sauce.
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>>139407691
The only thing you should use to cook steaks is salt, pepper, butter, and perhaps a little garlic for flavor.
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>>139407724
>disliking Natsume
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>>139407738
I agree. Personally, I skip the pepper since it's too hot and just use garlic powder.
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>>139407691
Salt and pepper nigga.
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>>139407612
>>139407656
>>139407697
I don't eat it with just mayo. Mayo with ketchup and mustard is awesome.

And yes, I love onions. No one else I know can stand raw onion and I'm often seen as weird.

Relish is ok. Makes it too sweet most of the time.

Also, ice cream in a hot dog bun.
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>>139405791
fuck right off kid, your out of your god damn mind
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>>139405067
is he eating a display burger? no edible burger looks like that

also i feel like burgers stop tasting like burgers once you put in too many layers. the total thickness of the ham, cheese, lettuce, tomato, etc shouldn't be bigger than the 2 buns, otherwise it just tastes like spiceless meat
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>>139407691
ground pepper, salt, chili flakes and chopped garlic
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>>139407775
That looks disgusting. How does the bun not get soggy?
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>>139407727
Some people make california burritos with ground beef, so that's close enough.
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>>139407724
Anything for you, anon.
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>>139407822
Monsanto bun. Praise jesus
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>>139407775
Is that milk on ice cream? Why?
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>>139405067
>eating animal products
>not being vegan
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>>139407819
>ground pepper AND chili flakes
One or the other, not both. You're ruining the meat's natural flavor
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>>139407866
>wanting to be a weak little DYEL fuccboi
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>>139407866
>limiting your diet to vegetables
>current year
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>>139407866
Fuck off shitlord, I exist to consume!
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>>139407864
It hardens and gives it a nice sweet taste.
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>eww i hate pickles
>mmm no I don't like onions
>i really don't prefer food x

are you all bunch of under-aged faggots? I swear there are only two kinds of people who bitch about food and it's brits/americans/general anglo people and vegetarians/vegans
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>>139407822
You finish it before it melts? There's also sweetened sticky rice lined at the bottom.

>>139407864
Evaporated milk. I don't know why they do it. I usually don't have it poured over mine. It's the traditional way to serve it though.

Google Thai coconut ice cream sandwich
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>>139407866
>vegan
There should be a limit to how much of a colossal faggot one can be
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>>139407775
This looks good. I have cherry chocolate chunk ice cream, pistachios, milk, a roll, and sausage which should be close enough.
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>>139407866
Might as well start subsisting on cum, you gigantic gay.
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>>139407937
There's different varieties of vegan.
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>>139407866
careful anon you are already posting with anime reaction images
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>>139407866
How does it feel being subhuman scum? Man dominated the top of the food chain and you wallow in the same filth as cattle.
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>>139407864

Sweeten condensed milk. It's like 60% sugar, very sweet syrup.
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Is this the /ck/ thread?
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>>139407952
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>>139407836
I highly doubt I'm /ck/ enough to make something that would blow me away. Besides, I like the experience going out to eat and having great food with a few beers. Is it a regional thing or something? I've been living in Texas for like a decade now and I've never heard of this shit.
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This whole thread is that one episode of Lucky Star, except angry faggots instead of cute girls.
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>>139405681
I have a genetic defect to my sense of smell so onions taste like rancid corn to me.
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>>139407975
>>139407937
>>139407958
>>139407910
>>139407909
>>139407898
>>139407948
being this uneducated about what you put in your body are you retarded
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>>139408082
>implying /a/ aren't potty-mouthed lolis
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>>139408015
Sure.
Who likes eating their steak rare
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>>139408031
Well, it is called a California burrito, so that should be an indication. It's mostly found in southern California though.

There's also apparently another burrito recpie that shares the name. I don't know much about it aside from seeing some recipes posted online.

And these are easy as fuck to make. If you really don't know what to do, just buy some carne asada (or burgers in this case), same fries, and stick them in a flour tortilla.
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>>139408091
At least you have a sense of smell. All my nose can tell me is this has no smell, a smell and a really bad smell.
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>>139408119
All about that raw.
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>>139408116
korosu yourself immediately
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>>139407333

Are you telling me you wouldn't get mad at the sight of a restaurant that tried selling this on the menu, let alone see someone enjoying this?
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Does anyone else have trouble eating seafood that isn't fish, like say shrimp? Whenever I eat shrimp I end up getting this weird after taste on my tongue that is disgusting as fuck and has shyed me away from eating it
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I thought I was on /a but it looks like a /ck thread. Is it an April Fools?
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>>139407529
>human being
>4chan
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>>139408152
What the fuck, I have got to try this, that's got to be at least 3000 calories.
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>>139408152
Holy shit spoiler that.
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>139408152
God is dead
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>>139408164
Honestly, the only seafood I can eat is calamari. Everything else tastes and smells funny.
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>>139407727
burgritos.com
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>>139408119
Did try to go to the next level once.
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>>139408152
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>>139408152
That's a different kind of disgusting
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>>139408152
No one suggested anything that shitty in this thread though.
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>>139408164
i know people like that. They hate the texture of the shrimp though, not any after taste. Try some fresh water prawns. Just roast them and eat with rice. The guts are the best part. dip it in fish sauce
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Japanese eat weird stuff
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>>139408152
I'd try it if it wasn't 16 fucking bucks. I thought I'd hate krispy kreme burgers, but they were pretty ok.
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>>139406391
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This is probably the 10th /ck/ thread on /a/ I've participated in.

Okay, HARD MODE time faggots:
Best Meat? Anything other than Kobe Beef is objectively wrong
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>>139408116
This anon speaks the truth.
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>>139408233
>Japanese eat bland shit
FTFY. Other Asians eat weird stuff.
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>>139408251

They're Canadian dollars if that makes it any better. You're buying fake food with fake money so to speak.
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>>139408261
I haven't eaten a lot of meats but I've always had a soft spot for pork belly.
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>>139408269
>rice
>bland
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>>139408261
ur mum
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>>139408200
I fucking love katsudon, that shit is my favorite dish. And not becuase of some weeaboo I-saw-it-in-an-animu shit either. My aunt is japan and she would make this almost every time we went to visit.

I haven't had a good one in a while now.
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>>139408261
Cat. It can taste like anything. Yeah, I was poor as a kid
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>>139408261

I'd be hard pressed to find a tastier meat than lechon kawali. I'm sure the other flips here can vouch for this.
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>>139407024
I can see how that works. It's basically adding umami to an already savory food.
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>>139408293
>pork belly
Anon, get better taste.
Pork is the shittiest meat there is. 60% of that shit is fat.
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>>139408164
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>>139408261
unless you are living in japan, you wont get real kobe beef.
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>>139408353
Fuck you, pare Lechon Paksiw is better
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>>139408339
Dog is better.
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>>139408353
My fucking nigger. Heart attack be damned. This is exactly what I was thinking of when I said this >>139408293
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>>139408261
Wagyu and Kobe Beef are fucking overrated.
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>>139408353
Is that just deep fried pork belly?
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>>139408294
I love white rice, but let's not kid ourselves here

That aside, it's a fact that Japanese food is relatively bland compared to Chinese or Korean food, which isn't inherently bad. Simple flavors are nice too
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>>139408294
>eating plain rice
I rather drink water.
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>>139408386
Never ate dog, how does it taste?
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>>139406202
Africans watch anime?
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>>139408261
I actually really like frog meat. I haven't had it in a while, since no one serves it here and the only frog I can find are all live.

I recently found some freeze packed ones though. Maybe I'll buy those, but I'm not hoping for much.
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>>139408378
Sorry that you live in a shithole, anon. If you live anywhere decent, you would have a japanese departmental store in your city that imports japanese foodstuffs direct from Japan.
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>>139408405
Its literally all the same shit.
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>>139408419
>>139408419
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>>139408353
Any other anon tried Ostrich Meat? Its fucking delicious and has less fat than turkey
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>>139408261
>Kobe Beef

Kill yourself, weeb. It's shit.
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>>139405067

Fujofaggotry.
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>>139406020
>not even pickles

You disgust me.
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>>139408405
I'd call it subtle more than bland.

Gruel is what I'd call bland
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Kill yourselves flipfeces.
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>>139408445
It must suck to live without any taste buds
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>>139405661
this
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>>139408438
no, they dont ship out the real kobe beef. You just get the knock off style beef made from a hybrid wagyu cow. Kobe beef is more than just a name.
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>>139405067
A few weeks ago I put a fried egg in my burger as a spur of the moment thing and loved it. Now I do it all the time.
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>>139408467
>liking sliced turtle dicks
Barbarian
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>>139405137
Do they have Harveys in America?
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>>139408400
>>139408459
>He's never had a good Kobe beef korean-style bbq

I should feel pity for you, but it would be pearls before swine.
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>>139405956
underrated post
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>>139408430
Frog legs are indeed pretty good
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>>139408458
I tried it a long time ago. I don't recall how it tastes. I also tried alligator meat at the same time and I recall it being a bit sour and not liking it. Could just be how it was prepared though, but IIRC it was just grilled.
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>>139408516
Does it taste like chicken as most people claim?
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>>139408517
Sour food in general is just bad let alone sour meat.
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>>139405067
>>139405199
>>139405553
You need to be 18 to browse this website, thanks.
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>>139408128
The reason it is called a California burrito is probably because it has avocado/ guacamole in it.

put avocado in it and suddenly it is Californian. As a Californian this baffles me.
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>>139408430

The Vietnamese in my city tend to make an absolutely delicious deep-fired spicy frog leg.
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I bet there are weebs in this thread who think raw eggs on rice is good.
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>>139408458
I vaguely remember it being much more tender and juicy than other steaks I had before, but this was when I ate most of my steak well done.
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>>139405067
sunny side up egg in a burger, whats so weird about that?
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>>139408555
A bit different, but more or less yeah
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>>139406391

Stick them into wendy's baked potato, then pour a cup of chili on all of it.
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>>139408585
Hard-boiled eggs are much better.
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>>139408560
Well, this was like 15 years ago. I remember it tasting like fermented sausage.
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>>139408261
can't decide between Wild Boar and Horse
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>>139408585
It's only raw until you mix it.
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>>139408517
I've had fried alligator before and to me it tasted like chicken with the texture of fish.
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>>139408585
It tastes good fag, you don't have to be a weeb to appreciate it
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>>139408621
>Half-boiled
You can't even eat 2 hard boiled eggs without water.
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>>139408555
It's a lot chewier and yes it does taste like it.
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so while we're being /ck/, how do you eat onsen tamagos? I get them eating in Yoshinoya but I don't know if there's any other way I'm supposed to eat them
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>>139408261
source
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>>139408621
>hard-boiled/over-hard eggs
This is the equivalent to enjoying well-done steaks
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Fuck burgers. This thread made me hungry for the only king of food. Pizza.
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>>139408378
Well you can actually order it online if you want to.
and you dont really need to to live in japan.
many place in East Asia has it.

There was this one place where they have A1 Wagyu buffet Yakiniku in Hongkong I been to.
altho I would say you have to eat like only 1-2 piece of these meat per meal, or at least alternate between cheaper meats since its so fatty.

If you try to eat only Kobe beefs for the whole meal it will just make it much less appetizing
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>>139408517
>Could just be how it was prepared though

Yup, someone fucked up and didn't know how to properly prepare alligator. Alligator fat is absolutely rancid/sour tasting so you have to cut it all off even if you have to cut away meat.

I personally soak it overnight in buttermilk so that any remaining fat oil floats to the top of the buttermilk.

Skim/pour the fat/oil that floats off the top off the buttermilk (Don't pull the alligator meat out until this is done.)

Grill or deep fry. Done right it's absolutely delicious.
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>>139408655
Onsen Tamagos are delicious when they're hot but runny.
Crack the top just a bit, then suck it all out in one gulp like you're sucking dick.
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>>139408555
a does taste sort of like chicken, but i don't know, cleaner? Don't know how to describe it. Eating frogs legs is basically like eating wings.
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>>139408516
I tasted frog and fruit bat meat when i was a kid.
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>>139408585
never tried it, have to admit i am tempted tho. i dont limit my palate and you never know it might be really good. not to mention cheap as fuck
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>>139408671
good taste
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Literally just ate a huge plate of nachos and am already hungry again
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>>139408693
Congratulations?
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>>139408650
>>139408670
There's nothing wrong with hardboiled eggs. They taste better and they're not so wet. Well-done steaks are good especially if they are char-broiled. You can go back to eating your wet slimy "steak" and liquid eggs now.
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>>139408585
Raw Eggs on Rice is great. Fuck you.

mix a bit of soy sauce, a drop of wasabe and a garland of spring onions over the hot rice and you've got a pretty cheap and healthy breakfast
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>>139408671
I legit like shitty frozen pizza. fake cheese and all
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>>139408672
yeah, here in the states the costs range from 150 dollars a pound on up for the imported stuff. USA does have a lot of the wagyu cattle, but japan has put a name grab out for kobe beef, so they might not be able to advertise it as kobe beef.
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>>139408693
Congratulations?
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>>139407376

You'd have a point if we were talking about marshmallows you fucking muppet.
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>>139408729
>char-broiled steaks
>good

You've ruined good meat, motherfucker. I hope you choke on your dad's dick
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>>139408626
MY NIGGA
BEST TASTE
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>>139408748
I know right it somehow has this unique texture to it
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>>139408748
Fuck you. Seriously go fuck yourself.
Even fucking Little Caesars is better than the best frozen pizza.
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>>139408402
mostly yes
you usually have to boil/bake it first tho.

Although it seem what people here like is the sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEN8synn404
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>>139408686
Well, gotta try and find a local place so I can see how proper ally prepared gator tastes like.
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>>139408748
I have the same problem with marie calender's fetticune alfredo. I can drink that alfredo sauce all day
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>>139408729
>Well-done steaks are good
No
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>>139405553
I'm glad there's some other people like me out there. I can't fucking stand onions. I will literally gag if I eat them. Nasty ass things that ruin so many great meals.
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>>139408671
Pizza is a plebeian food. We're discussing patrician dishes here, peasant.
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>>139408697
Well if you going to just try it in
Rice + Egg + Soy sauce
you gonna hate it.

either find those dashi powder or some addon.
or even blizt it in microwave for 30 secs.

Unless you just really enjoy the taste of raw egg.
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>>139408261
magallanic ram meat
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The king of desserts.
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>>139408785
why would you do that to kids?
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>>139408769
That's incorrect. Tender meat and soft bread are very common in the Western diet and contribute to underbite and underdeveloped jawlines. They don't opt for tough meat nor bread as it's seen to be low quality. They cook vegetables so that they fall apart after a few chews.
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>>139408626
I can answer that: Boar.
Horse meat is pretty much "cheap meat" if you can't afford beef.
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>>139408785
Did a frozen pizza burn down your house or something?

Also, these captchas that have me click shit until they're all gone are fucking annoying.
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>>139408728
>>139408764
The bat tasted awful though. Only my redneck relatives eat them
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>>139406202
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but it sounds like your already on it.
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>>139408872
Frozen pizzas suck dick and I am glad that captcha is trying to keep your tasteless ass from defending such garbage.
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>>139405422
>Bite
>Sucking a dick
Don't you ever dare be a toilet stall next to me
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>>139408261
Blue Crab.

If that doesn't count, then ribs. Any kind of ribs really.
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>>139408869

Crunchy and chewy things are also common in the western diet. You're just trying to find excuses for being a fag who is scared of onions.
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>>139408914
Well, did this happen to you?
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>>139408353

I'll have to try this, usually I just turn pork belly into cracklins.
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>>139405422
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>>139408946
Not him but I don't like onions or tomatoes, unless it is tomato paste.

I'll eat literally anything else though. Liver, eel, snails, lamb, frogs, anything.
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>>139406391
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>>139408949
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>>139408949
Just one of the many dangers of this overpriced cardboard bullshit.
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>>139406391
Ketchup+Mayo
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>>139405350
i want this inside me from both ends
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>>139408985
Nigger. Nigger, nigger, nigger.
I'll never understand people that do this shit.
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Eating pussy right now
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>>139409004
>fries covered in ketchup and mayo
Fucking disgusting.
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>>139406391
B U F F A L O
S A U C E
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>139408785
>Little Caesars
>Better than anything

I'm no fan of frozen pizza myself but let's not get carried away here.
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Why are /a/nons talking like niggers all of the sudden? /ck/ crossboarders?
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>>139408995
I don't know about over priced. Celeste single serve can be had for like 75 cents.

Also, I'd like to point out that I did say that it's shitty in my first post.
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>>139408985
>liking Nutella
I wish you people would just die. That's not chocolate, its fucking sugar-saturated garbage.
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>>139405067
That's a fried egg mate.
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>>139406391
Cheese wiz and bacon
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>>139405745
I love tons of vegetables but I've hated lettuce my entire life and take it off anything I find it on.
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>>139409020
I don't understand anon.
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>>139405243
Yeah, my Asian jaw can't open as wide as American.
I'm using fork, & knife to eat burger on a proper plate.
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>>139408427
I once played an anime game online against a Somalian so I guess so.
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>>139409103
I don't like ketchup or mayo.
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>>139408946
That's nonsense. Merely being chewy or crunchy isn't enough, it has to be tough. Most people in the West don't eat tough foods for most of their meals.
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>>139409023
adorable
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>>139405312
>sunny side down
Isn't a real way to cook eggs. Go to a restaraunt and ask for that.

It's called over easy.

inb4 muh wikipedia le basting
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>>139409145
Maybe if you mixed both it'll taste fine :^)
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>food threads

I swear to god it's always food theads that bring out the most obnoxious, endless shitposting. Fucking why.

I guess it probably has something to do with the usual "hurr my tastes are good urs are shit" mindset, except with food it's taken to the most literal extreme.
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>>139409163
>Dinuguan
There's a distinct large number of flipfag posters in this thread
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>>139409184
It's called funposting, loser.
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Glorious Nippon-jin here.
Is it true that most gaijins have never eaten raw eggs before?
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>>139407866
Vegans are worse than narutofags
fuck off and kill yourself
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>>139409184
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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>>139405067

>taking out the lettuce and tomato

I felt that on a spiritual level.
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>>139409212
Raw eggs doesn't fucking taste like anything.
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>>139409202
>funposting

I suppose this image isn't even relevant.
We've already passed the flood point, it's why 4chan is so shit now. There's no going back, every board is /b/-tier now.
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>>139409212
Im sure most people have eaten raw eggs via cookie dough and cake batter.
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>>139409212
I have, but it's certainly not a common thing to do.

Maybe if you're a Rockyfag and drink like 6 of those bitches for breakfast, but we usually don't eat raw eggs.
Might be due to its association with salmonella outbreaks in recent years.
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>>139409184
>>139409260
Kill yourself voltaire
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>>139409260
Wow I am so sorry anon let me repent for enjoying myself for a second.
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>>139406020
Literally how 5 year olds like burgers you bitch
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>>139409060
That's weird considering it's flavorless and almost entirely composed of water.

You aren't missing out on any nutrition anyway since it has none.
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>>139409184
Steak-charred-to-a-crisp pleb detected.
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>>139408499
>He paid for Wagyu that wasn't just served as a steak
lmao wtf are you doing
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>>139407691
salt, pepper, garlic, butter, olive oil, thyme
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>>139409305
No, it's figuratively how they do you fucking asshole.
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>>139409305
Not enough ketchup for a five-year old, senpai.
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Don't mind me, just posting the best food in the world.
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>>139409331
>lmao
>wtf

>>>/reddit/
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>>139409308
My mom said the same thing to me when I was 4.
I blew her mind by asking why people bother putting it on anything in the first place if those things are true.

Regardless, I can certainly taste it and I hate the taste. I don't like the texture either.
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>>139409199
Disgusting
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>>139407866
you need to take vitamin tablets since you can't find any shit in vegan diets
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>>139408824
>any fast food
>patrician
Murrica please.
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>>139409363
Gives me nightmares
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>>139409276
I've watched the movie so I was thinking Americans also have raw eggs.
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>>139409366
lol xd anon don't u know this is a funposting thread we don't have to have any quality standards lel
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>>139409363
>literally covered in poo
Pajeet pls go
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>>139409363
>mfw allergic to shellfish but loved crab the first time I tried it
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>>139409363

Crab and lobster are quite literally the worst food for the most expensive price I can think of.
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>>139409381
Its god's food you fucking pleb.
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>>139409389
Calm down
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>>139409406

>tastes like rubber
>god's food
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>>139409394
>poo
That's called Old Bay faggot. It's like a less gay version of Tony's.
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>>139409363
>Eating sea insects
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>>139409408
wow pull the stick out of your ass I'm just having some fun.
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>>139405553
This guy gets it.
HE GETS IT.
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>>139408261
>best meat
The only correct choice is chicken
Tastiest meat is a different matter though
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>>139409384
They rarely eat them completely raw though. It's more common to eat them with runny yolks or as runny scrambled eggs. American eggs have a high risk for salmonella and listeria.
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>>139409423
Blue crab does not taste like rubber, maybe those giant Alaskan shit crabs do.
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>>139409363
>>139409406
>Crabs
>good

Here in east asia, we eat crabs by the buttload as a regular dinner meal. Its nothing special, its just a rare commodity everywhere else.

I recall caviar being the same thing. A food for the poor being sold as a delicacy to the rich.
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>>139409406
Crabs/Lobster/Crustaceans are my single biggest phobia
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>>139409453
I don't give a fuck about the price, and blue crabs are not expensive anyway. They come right from the bay. The overpriced crabs are king crabs and they taste NOTHING alike.
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>>139408261
Mother. Fucking. Shark's Fin.

I cannot blame the Japs for fishing sharks and whales for their meat. That shit is fucking good.
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Durians are the best.
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Do you even burger ?
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>he doesn't eat snake
Why even live?
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>>139409515
Goddamn it flipfags, cut that shit out.
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>>139409377
Well it didn't take long for that image to be made.
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>>139409515
Looks like those big lumps of plaque that get stuck in your tonsils.
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>>139409453
Asian crabs aren't very tasty though. Chesapeake Bay blue crab is very good but there isn't a lot of it to go around so they import a lot of bland crabs and crabmeat from Asia. You should try it someday if you get the chance but it's only available locally. There is a very big difference.
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>>139409555
Plenty of SEA countries like durians. I love them, but haven't had any i a while now.
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>>139409578
>expecting outsiders to know jack shit about blue crabs
They probably don't even know what a rockfish is.
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>>139408555
its much softer. you don't even have to bite or chew it, like you can pierce it with a chopstick and tear it off the bone (just to describe how soft frog meat is, you don't actually use chopsticks to eat it)
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>>139409363

Good, but I prefer crawfish.
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>>139409555
>>139409564
>Can't appreciate the King of Fruits

And now those PRCs are buying them and importing back to their shithole
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Any of my fellow niggas loving some Eel?
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>>139409625
I love eel. Wish it was cheaper and that local places actually knew how to cook them well and use good quality meat.
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>>139405968
Literally this.

>third pound half ground beef half ground chuck patty, medium rare, light black pepper
>one slice sharp cheddar melted
>pickle
>brioche bun

Anything else and you're ruining a perfectly good burger.
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>>139409624
Chinks will eat anything that isn't bolted to the floor.
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>>139406237
Power through it!
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>>139409615
Crawdads are ok, but definitely don't compare to blue crabs.

They are better than non-blue crabs though.
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>>139409363
I live near by a pier that's a well known location for crabbing. I'm fucking sick of dungeons crab becuase of that. My family loves it though, so I still go out to the piss stink pier to crab.
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>>139406202
I kind of have to, because my medication demands I do so. Otherwise, it'll fuck up my stomach
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>>139409625
The best, the deep fried in batter is the best snack.
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>>139409625
Why would you ruin eel like that?

>dungeons crab
Nothing compared to blue crabs. Though I haven't had a local one, just imported.
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>>139406391
It depends on the quality of the fries. Good french fries don't need anything on them.
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>>139409549
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>>139409720
Snake is literally chicken but better tasting, leaner, and healthier.
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>>139409625
Only when someone else is paying.
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I'm hungry now.
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>>139409706
>ruin
Eel tastes best grilled, anon.
I tried it smoked, fried, battered, steamed, sliced raw with a side of lemons and wasabi and I still love it when its been grilled.
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>>139409743
I meant that shit they put all over it. Only a little bit of sauce is acceptable on eel.
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>>139409766
That I agree with you. I just grabbed a stock image on the net.
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>>139409733
I remember my dad ordering eel becuase he thought it was cheap. Turns out the number next to the picture on the menu was the number it appears on the price list. It cost 4 time he thought it did, although it wasn't an outrageous price. He just thought that there was a special of something.
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>>139408261
Filet Mignon, medium rare, will never not be the king of meats.
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>>139405067
Why is watching anime while eating so great?
Also noodles in a cup, spoon or fork?
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>>139409832
Chopsticks.
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>>139409832
>watching anime
>not using chopsticks for noodles
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>>139409515
Literally shit fruit
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>>139409363
Crab is only good in cake form, and even then, only if there are at least 6. A man can not subsist on the piddly amount of meat found in the average crab/lobster.
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>>139409893
A single dungeness crab of legal size can fill you up pretty decently. Well, it can fill me up pretty ok at least.
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>>139405067
Get on America's level, Japan.
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>>139409949
My heart, HHHNNNGGGHHH
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>>139408858
thats not sticky date pudding
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>>139409827
Filet Mignon is the worst, most tasteless meat.
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>>139407162
i am
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tfw this is a ck thread not even /a/ thread
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>>139406020
zzzzzzz
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>>139408869
>contribute to underbite and underdeveloped jawlines
>can't into genetics
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>>139410855
>people who grow up eating tough food have properly aligned teeth and a normal jawline while people who eat soft food as children don't
>muh genetics
Adults can fix their jaw by chewing tough food and bubblegum in as little as two years.
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>>139410924
>literal pseudoscience
How about a source there /a/non?
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>>139410924
>Adults can fix their jaw by chewing tough food and bubblegum in as little as two years.
Bullshit. Just like when people say you can fix your posture by forcing it. Your bones are pretty fucked by the time you reach adulthood.
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>>139405553
I don't mind onions on burgs but this is a cute
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>>139410983
>>139410995
It's in the video that I linked earlier.
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>>139408152
I'm sickened... yet curious.
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>>139409730
So, what you're saying, is, snek is best?
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>>139409832
Chopsticks
>tfw learned to use chopsticks IN ONE NIGHT, and impressed the Japanese girl my parents were hosting a decade ago
Stole her dirty panties and kept them in a Ziploc baggie for a while too.
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>>139407376
>>139411061
>video of some random dude postulating new dental medicine
>nothing backed by scientific study
>"orthotropics"
>fell for literal quackery
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>>139411469
>little bow
kawaii~

I never understood how learning to use chopsticks was even a thing. I think I had just seen people use them on TV before, so I just picked them up and was using them fine within five minutes. Since then I've just used them occasionally, but I'm perfectly comfortable and confident using them, not awkward at all.

I'm aware that this probably comes a cross as some kind of humble-brag, "chopsticks just came naturally to me because I'm some kind of genius LOL," but as far as I can tell my experience is just typical. I don't remember ever actually seeing people having trouble with it. Maybe some people just think there's some sort of trick to it and end up overcomplicating it and failing when they first try.
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>post is weird and rambling
Looks like the NyQuil kicked in, time for bed.
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>>139405553
onions are really good for the body
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>>139407691
salt and pepper
what the fuck do you want more
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>Nobody posted cheeses yet

What's wrong with you people?
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