>tfw you're waifu never ages
Vampires...
>but you do
>when the keyboard is just right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNOlDtZluU
>geriatric gay pixar man
>tfw a boy falls in love with a girl
>>139375053
IT'S HABBENING
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28543479
>>139377039
lol
>>139377039
FINDS /a/ WAY
>>139377039
lmao
>>139377039
>Ai-LMAO
An alien falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, the grey immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on the spaceman as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl and was about to anal probe her, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with E.T.'s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SPACE.
>>139374164
no
>>139377039
KEIT-AIFINDSAWAY
YKEIT-AIFINDSAWA
AYKEIT-AIFINDSAW
WAYKEIT-AIFINDSA
AWAYKEIT-AIFINDS
SAWAYKEIT-AIFIND
DSAWAYKEIT-AIFIN
NDSAWAYKEIT-AIFI
INDSAWAYKEIT-AIF
FINDSAWAYKEIT-AI
>>139377039Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>you're
>>139377039
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>>139379858
http://www.nicozon.net/player.html?video_id=sm28543479
