Shinji should have hugged Asuka when she was in his bed with him.
I know I would have tried.
>>139224582
Shinji likes boys.
>>139224726
Then why did he fap to her?
>>139224750
Because Asuka's ugly and boyish looking.
>>139224726
This.
>>139224582
He's a faggot.
Also this >>139224726
>>139224750
He pretended she was a boy.
>>139224582
>hugging an ugly tranny
>>139224919
That's why he fapped to her exposed tits. Kill yourself with your shitty meme.
>>139224750
>her
>>139224969
Those sex operation implants are the only girlish thing about Mansuka.
>>139224750
That's a man, baby.
>>139224582
>hugging nightmare fuel
If this shit tried to come into my bed I'd hit it with a sledgehammer
>/a/ hating on Asuka
what happened?
>>139225349
Since when did /a/ like transvestites?
We're not tumblr.
>>139225349
Reifags haven't taken their meds.
>>139225110
Did Asuka always look that ugly in the show? Holy shit, I need a rewatch.
>>139225402
M0ot didnt died for posts like this
>>139225462
Moot is a faggot
>>139224582
>hugged
>I would have tried
nigga if she was in your bed that is a red flag that she is finna fuck
>>139225497
k, but sure thing he was better than Hiro
>>139225551
You hug her to show her you like her. Asuka needed more than anybody else. Once you tame her you get to smash her as often as you want to.
>>139225653
Jackie 4chan is trying his best.
>Reifags everywhere
>>139224750
>>139224726
>Shinji likes boys.
>Then why did he fap to her?
TOO EASY
>>139225709
>Once you tame her you get to smash her as often as you want to.
Smash her face?
>>139225454
Yes, Asuka was always this ugly.
Literal nightmare fuel, man.
>>139225925
Why is he trying to put Rei in an Asuka?
I actually, non-ironically just finished watching the series and End of Evangelion and two things came into mind.
First being why people are even deciding to choose a "best girl" in a series of fucking shite girls. And a sub-thought, how could anyone evenchoose Asuka as best girl? She's the fucking worst of the shit cast of girls.
Second being, is this really how the fucking End of Evangelion ends?
Come the fuck on, I don't even know.
>red pubes
Ugh.
>mansuka
Asuka has a bigger set of tits than Rei.
>>139226009
I'm still confused to this day....2deep4me still a shitty ending. Would still watch it over and over for wtf am i watching moments.
>>139226359
That's literally cherry picking. In almost every other shot she's extremely small.
>>139226009
The girls in EVA aren't perfect waifus, but think about it anon.
Does "best" denote "good" ? Think "best of the worst".
Rei is quite clearly the best girl.
>inb4 Misato
I know it's in-character for Misato to wish she was still a little girl, but let go, you're too old, it's over.
>Second being, is this really how the fucking End of Evangelion ends?
Oh yeah. Fantastic ending innit
>>139226359
>those implants
>>139226435
>cherrypicking
you mean the bulge bullshit?
>>139226603
Still looks like surgery implants to me
>>139226501
>Oh yeah. Fantastic ending innit
Define fantastic?
>>139226603
Try all the naked tests with everyone in a shower like tube.
>>139225462
>>139225497
>M0ot
>Moot
Who?
>>139226632
Those implants are practically coming off his body.
Real boobs don't look like that.
>>139226648
fantasticor fantastical
[fan-tas-tik]
adjective
1.
conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable; bizarre; grotesque:
fantastic rock formations; fantastic designs.
2.
fanciful or capricious, as persons or their ideas or actions:
We never know what that fantastic creature will say next.
3.
imaginary or groundless in not being based on reality; foolish or irrational:
fantastic fears.
4.
extravagantly fanciful; marvelous.
5.
incredibly great or extreme; exorbitant:
to spend fantastic sums of money.
6.
highly unrealistic or impractical; outlandish:
a fantastic scheme to make a million dollars betting on horse races.
7.
Informal. extraordinarily good:
a fantastic musical.
>>139226666
your father
>>139226632
Holy shit, what's wrong with Asuka's chest here?
Like two fucking tumors.
>>139226707
It's fucking implants, that image proves it.
Asuka a fucking tranny.
>>139226686
Hmm...5deepforme
>>139226686
>6.
>highly unrealistic or impractical; outlandish:
>a fantastic scheme to make a million dollars betting on horse races.
This desu senpai
Not even that guy, but EoTV is for me a vastly superior work.
>inb4 they're contemporaneous
So?
>>139226783
I still don't get it but man does it make wonderful fap material.
>>139225497
But he's our faggot
>>139226783
I think both are good, neither really vastly superior to the other.
I think how EoE continues from the same perspective as the vast majority of the series allows the viewer to become less distracted, and therefore also more easily buying into the characters.
EoTV has black-on-white text which says "we didn't have enough time, so here's individual cases instead". I consider that a flaw, and honest flaw, but a disruptive flaw nonetheless.
>>139226876
Is that why he left you, cuck?
>>139226959
Our love grew too strong.
>>139226948
>Bane rei
20/10 make it happen anno!
>>139227056
Tanging this planet...
WITH TWO SURVIVORS
>>139227079
and choking out the other? sweet!
>Reifags
>meme posters
Gee, how surprising.
>>139227129
Was getting butthurt part of your plan?
>>139227056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy0SEaUHlSE
WILLE: Mr. Shinji, I'm WILLE
Asuka: He wasn't alone.
WILLE: Uh, you don't get to bring friends
Shinji: They're not my friends!
Asuka: Don't worry, no charge for them
WILLE: ...and why would I want them?
Asuka: They were trying to grab your prize.
Asuka: They work for the commander, the visored man
WILLE: Gendo?
Asuka: Mehe
WILLE: Get them on board, I'll call it in.
>>139227167
Thanks LOL
>>139227137
>Shinji's reaction to seeing a tranny
>>139227250
What the fuck am i watching?
>>139226359
They got hormone therapy for stuff like that. Boys can get boobs too.
>>139227301
new here?
>>139227508
>Boys can get boobs too.
Eva is no stranger to this
>>139227619
And another example.
>>139226359
Small tits are superior, you fucking idiot faggot.
>>139227619
>>139227643
Is the true message of Eva that the boys are girls and the girls are boys?
2deep4me
>>139227584
What the fuck am i watching anon? fucking werid
>>139227710
It's 2deep4anybody just watch it and don't try not to think so hard.
>>139227710
Everyone is a little girl at heart.
As expected of the master Anno.
>>139227765
The master of trolling maybe. Every time i watch all of it i enjoy it but still feel blown the fuck out of mind fucking. But that's ok.
>>139227167
Oh god,part 2
OH GOD PART 2
>>139227137
>.gif
>>139227864
>Shinji's reaction to seeing a tranny in webm
![[2D4U]Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_BD_09[1080p_DualAudio](03ACE1D1).mkv_20160328_010848.904.png](https://i.imgur.com/i43djn8.jpg "[2D4U]Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_BD_09[1080p_DualAudio](03ACE1D1).mkv_20160328_010848.904.png")
>>139224582
HEDGEHOG
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>>139227864
>>139227889
You mean the blue one? why is here not in the show? FUCK!
>>139227889
Asuka sure looks like a hedgehog
>>139227907
>Shinji shows disgust at seeing a tranny's implants
>>139227916
hedgehog dilemma
yahuuur
>>139227916
Nah, hedgehogs are cute.
Asuka looks like a demented gorilla.
>>139227969
>hedgehog dilemma
Sounds like a porn.
>>139227978
For real.
She's such trash.
Mr. Anno himself has even stated that Rei is better.
>>139225454
Asuka is a realistic representation of a german man, after all
>>139228004
>she
Asuka needs his fill of botox every 5 episodes or his face starts to decay
>>139228023
I respect her gender identity but you right
>>139228023
Asuka would have had better luck getting laid if he stayed a man
>>139228023
>horrible attempt at suicide
She didn't want to die that badly otherwise she would of did it right.
>>139228067
Maybe Asuka is just dumb
>>139228089
I agree.
>>139228089
Well she's a fucking Germ so that's a given.
>>139224582
Maybe he should have tried.
I know the best I would have been able to do is lean in her direction and begin to panic as soon as I can smell her body heat.
I don't get it. Lately every eva thread has turned into autistic Asuka bashing. What the fuck is going on?
>>139228195
Since when is posting Asuka how he is portrayed in the show bashing?
It's not my fault you were retarded enough to waifu this disgusting ugly piece of shit.
>>139228195
Literally nothing wrong with this thread, m'lady.
>>139228138
beta cuck
>>139228237
whoa i didn't know hidetaka miyazaki made NGE
>>139228277
This is 4chan you know.
Most people here are virgin for a reason.
>>139228376
Absolutely not an excuse.
>>139228195
>can't handle the banter
>>139228376
I'm too beautiful. Women think I'm too good for them and they are right.
>>139228457
So why don't you just fuck men?
>>139228277
nice meme
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
or tumblr
>>139228446
>>139228457
It's not an excuse, it's a fact, mememeister.
>>139226009
You don't. Best girl, to Shinji, was Kaworu. Literally he was made out what he considers his ideal. Waifufags are fighting for second place and scraps. My favorite character is Misato though.
>>139228195
>I don't get it. Lately every eva thread has turned into autistic Asuka bashing. What the fuck is going on?
Asukafag spotted. You're biased, every EVA-thread have been autistic asukafag posting.
Look at the archives, and look at how many Asuka fans get banned every single day for shitposting autistically. In the weekend there were 2-3 threads up constantly shitposting about how Rei was this and that, threads that got removed and the users banned.
Also, see >>139228237
>>139228675
I wish Kaworu was a girl.
Then I wouldn't feel awkward about wanting to fuck him.
>>139228195
When are Asukafags going to understand that THEY are the problem?
Talking about Asuka the way she is != bashing Asuka
>>139227907
>yfw you missed the chance to get laid because you haven't read the Bible
>>139229338
>>139229338
That's not how you drink coffee! fucking shinji your a retard but what's new right?
>>139228790
Kaworu is a girl angel. He just has a male human appearance, but as Adam, he's the equivalent of female.
All Asuka deserves is a sledgehammer to the face.
