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Ara ara
Cake milf thread?
A challenger appears
>>139189215
Why does she bend like that?
posting superior cake
>>139189504
For anons dick to enter her rectum easier.
Who would you ara in the ara?
>>139189879
Clearly Rinko.
>>139189460
>Cake
>Milf
uhh anon?
>>139189879
Google does nothing compadre, mind giving me a source?
>>139189215
>no route
Fuck that vn
>>139190338
>>139189460
Milf are not cakes, anons
>>139190679
So?
When did op say anything about cakes?
>>139190792
OP posted a cake not an milf
>>139190835
But he wrote "Ara ara". Ara ara encompass both milfs and cakes.
>>139190952
Fair enough
>>139189460
>Cake milf
>>139190640
Underrated post holy shit. Now I have to fap
>>139190385
>>139190679
>>139191234
Maybe he meant cake/milf.
>>139189215
How is the VN for this?
The anime was absolute trash.
I want Alicia to bake me a cake.
>>139191380
Or what's more likely. He's just repeating memes he's heard on /a/
>>139190640
I bet she smells nice.
If you marry a girl, do you think you have the right to fuck her mother?
>>139191104
>>139191020
I don't really think Touko counts. She doesn't feel particularly araya araya. She's more nee-san than anything.
>>139191573
>the right
No, you have the obligation.
>>139191573
Are we ever getting a sequel to that doujin? Who do I need to mail Chinese money to to make that happen?
>>139191673
25+ & pure
>>139191817
Well now I know that's a lie. Touko is a rampant sexual beast of the Phantasmal Level.
Alice and Eiri can attest to that.
>>139192064
source needed
>>139192160
Best milf
Shame that she don't have any doujin.
I love you guys
Delicious Xebec cake
>>139192263
but that's the purest form of love
>>139191800
>doujin
Hello, MAL!
Cake anime by Kyoani when, Kickstarter this shit or something.
New chapter when?
>>139192484
>>139192962
> kazane_beach_bod.jpg
post it
What are some good shows where cakes/MILFs take a central role? Everyone says Onegai Sensei, but I need more. I have nothing to watch now that the season is over and my backlog is empty.
>>139191817
>& pure
Wrong.
>>139193762
You're wrong.
>>139193850
Depends on what we're talking about.
>>139190385
>>139190679
>>139191234
Did you stupid virgins never hear of artificial insemination?
>>139193959
Are you retarded? A woman who has given birth through artificial insemination isn't a mother?
>>139194005
That's not what I meant.
They imply mothers can't be cakes.
Nowadays a bucketload of mothers do it via AI and have never had\chose not to have sex, which makes them cakes.
>>139189215
Superior ara~ coming in!
>>139194084
Virginity is not a requirement for being a cake.
Apply yourself.
>>139194084
Being a virgin has absolutely nothing to do with being a cake you dumbfuck.
I need a big boobed cake to love
ARA ARA
>>139192910
we will never catch up to the raws
>>139193515
>backlog is empty
How new are you?Watch Rahxephon.Cake wins.
>>139194495
>backlog is empty
I'm picky so it doesn't stay full for long or get filled easily.
>>139194455
Id be happy just with regular releases
>>139192649
Sorry anon, when I read my porn I don't bother to check if it's published by a company or independently.
I want to physically-force myself onto a cake
>>139194729
>implying a cake wouldn't physically-forces herself onto you first
>>139190768
11/10, would gently caress her head and whisper in her head while she is drunk and frustrated.
>>139191573
>dat full censorship
FUCK
>>139194671
They do say whether it's a doujin or manga on the panda. Don't tell me you use something other than sad panda?
Tfw you'll never marry three cakes and have them bear your child
>>139194729
>>139194775
I prefer my food dripping with sauce, especially if Google doesn't help me to eat.pls gib
>>139195292
Does it really matter we call it a doujin or manga?
>>139195501
Yes.
>>139195501
There's not really a difference but this being /a/, people will sperg the fuck out about it.
>>139195801
>There's not really a difference
Found the redditor.
>>139194577
same. but we're also like 50 chapters behind or some shit
>>139195801
There is a difference, I just don't understand why it matters here considering ero doujins and manga get uploaded to the same places. It's not like /a/ buys physical copies in japan where that distinction matters.
>>139192910
>That 30 something sexually frustrated former classrep in the latest chapter
>>139196091
The first time I read that I thought Okusan was referring to this guy
>>139196178
I wanna get between them.
>>139194115
>>139194180
God damn. Have any sauce to that? Google isn't helping.
>>139191397
Alicia is the most boring VC girl.I actually never finished. After the imouto died I lost the will to fight.
>>139196419
You should finish it, it's good. There's a few cakes in that game as well.
>>139195834
>There's a big difference between erotic comics and erotic comics based on existing franchises, usually drawn by the same artists
Okay.
>>139196182
>Housewife booty
Exceptional taste.
>>139192547
Gets banged frequently but never married. Shame.
>>139196261
>>139195442
Just search for milf and cheating in sadpanda. you're bound to hit something
It's a recent release too
Miss, you're going to hurt your back. Bend the knees.
Any hentai where a MILF/CC NTRs a younger girl? All I can think of is that one by Shindol.
>>139195834
>Found the redditor.
Really hate shitposters like this one, seems like they really love reddit and that's why they are always mentioning it.
>>139196536
doujin =/= erotic comics based on existing franchises
>>139197156
In this context they are. Why are you being so dense?
>>139197236
>In this context they are
Not necessarily. Doujin doesn't have to be based on existing franchises.
>>139191817
Being 25+ & pure it's just sad.
>>139197236
doujin is something that is independently published anon. It doesn't HAVE to be based on something it can be OC.
>>139197308
>>139197356
Then it'd just be a self published H-Manga. I get that doujinshi are fan-works not limited to porn, but the distinction you guys are making seems so unnecessary.
I wish to marry a soft cake
>>139197458
>doujinshi are fan-works
You still don't get it.
>>139197459
I wish to transform a tomboy into a MILF
sure are a lot of cakes here. i guess i'm going to hit the gym to burn off these calories.
>>139197458
Doujinshi are works by artists that are self published. IE they are not in some big magazine like JUMP or even Comic X-eros. They can be 18-kin, but they don't have to be.
>>139197458
>still missing the point
Doujinshi doesn't have to be fan-works. They can be completely original.
>>139197756
cont.
H-Manga is an ENGLISH catch all name for Japanese 18-kin(ero) manga and doujinshi.
Why does this matter?
Have you forgotten where you are?
>>139192547
>dat health
unf
>>139194966
>>139194729
I like both desu
>>139197640
I hope both of our dreams come true anon perhaps yours will first
>>139194966
Source?
>>139198412
Supah keki
>>139198167
Imagine the lap pillow on that one.
Did you ever get a route with sensei in Amagami SS?
>>139198661
She gets fucked by the sidekick in SS+
No Akiko? what is wrong with you guys?
Do you like ara ass?
>>139198565
I'd rather a Daidouji
>>139198577
fluffy and smells like flowers and home cooking
>>139195801
Nope, pretty fucking obvious that was a magazine scan. You're retarded.
>>139194453
needs more giant milfs/cakes doujins
>>139198825
Misato is probably the reason I like cakes so much.
Also, I want her to sit on my face.
I want to breed with a christmas cake.
I want to have rough, lustful hard sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>139198866
Sadly Giantess is a fetish that's really easy to fuck up.Like those random "hentai" mangas of Giantesses stomping ants.
>>139198747
>>139199929
Swiggity Swooty
Oh good afternoon anon, you're here for your lesson right? Let's go to the music room, we won't bother anyone with all the noise we'll be making thanks to the soundproofing.
>>139190640
Nora higuma makes the best /ss/ works.
>>139198747
Perfect place for my face.
>>139199929
I want that ass sitting on my face 24/7.
>>139199518
>tfw I just want to be cared for by a milf
>>139200141
But anon, how will you breath?
>>139200180
Me too.
But I also wanna do what that post says, to reward her for caring me.also cuddle her
>>139200180
>a women wanting a man who doesnt want to take care of himself
>>139200135
There is nothing better than having a soft round ass in your face.
>>139200273
Me mum still takes care of me.
>>139200224
I don't need to breathe when I have such a fat ass on my face.
I will draw my sustenance from it.
>>139200273
You'd be surprised.
But that's no way to treat a woman, i'll be sure to get a stable job and take care of her.
>>139200357
I'll cheer you on anon.
>>139200430
Yeah this. I don't need to be taken care of 24/7 I just want the occasional motherly spoiling.
>>139200357
nigga that's fine poetry
>>139190640
Stop being a pedo anon.
I want to be an anime MC who gets caught fucking a christmas cake by a much younger girl who's supposed to be my love interest, who then gets heart broken.
>>139200652
I assume you just keep fucking the cake when you get caught?
>>139200706
Gotta finish what you started
>>139189215
These poor lonely cakes.
>>139200585
/ss/ is the purest form of love.
>>139200585
>/ss/ is about the shota
what....?
you are supposed to self insert AS the shota.
>>139194857
>clothed front-facing paizuri
>he doesn't finish inside
>>139200797
No, you insert as the Cake.
>>139200706
Duh.
>>139200861
anon I think you're doing it wrong
>>139194577
Does squatting right. 10/10 would share
sunflower seeds and cheap beer.
>>139200652
>>139200706
Damn, now all I can think of is that scene from gantzhttps://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4762675
>>139200861
/ss/ - straight shota
The shota is simple a vehicle for enjoying the ara ara.
>>139200930
Is Rinko the goddess of ara?
>>139200947
How do you squat with your heels down?
>>139200963
Perfect.
post yfw the cake won
>>139200963
She even says "ara ara."
>>139200992
I think she's overrated. She's hot with a GoAT design but she doesn't actually have very many worthwhile doujins.
>>139201008
You have to be russian to do it
>>139200757
I'd procreate the fuck out of her
>>139201008
Just don't be afraid to position your legs further away.
And yeah, slav genes.
Noting about cakes stealinggirlfriends[/]
>>139201075
That makes it 100/10
>>139201069
What? I haven't read in a while, what happened?
>>139201387
She won thats what happened
>>139198747
Tastes great and is soft, what else would you want?
>>139200510
That's all everyone needs once in a while
>>139201435
Won what?
>>139197397
source?
>>139201925
http://nhentai.net/g/139209/
Found this earlier. One of the rare ones not on EX.
But really anon, a reverse google search gives you the artists name. It's trivial from that point.
Do you think she is right?
>>139201920
her dream finally came true
>>139202068
>harem
it will never stop hurting
>>139202144
Why are you beating around the bush? Did she get married? To whom?
>>139189215
Why do older japanese women start saying "ara ara"? Honest question, is there any highschool girl that have said "ara ara" before? Why this phenomenon occurs?
>>139202079
for some maybe
>>139202344
maybe you should read it
>>139202363
> is there any highschool girl that have said "ara ara" before?
pic related
>>139202425
I will in due time just tell me, senpai.
>>139202512
she's all kinds of messed up though
>>139195801
>There's not really a difference
There actually is though, this isn't like comic or manga where they mean the same thing.
>>139197027
Does it count if she fucks her daughter's boyfriend while the daughter is passed out drunk.
>>139202912
Yes.
>>139200357
I hope you are a nitrogen fixating bacteria.
>>139203015
I can be whatever I need to be to prolong my face's stay in a fat christmas cake ass.
>>139202512
>High School GIRL
I think you mean 60 year old stereotypical NTR character making sex jokes after fucking his son's wife and daughter.
>>139203000
Then Shiden Akira wrote one.
>>139203121
What?
>tfw some of the women in doujins say they're slowly becoming stupid from so much sex
>tfw I slowly feel incapable of thought after reading so much milf hentai
>>139203963
Girls in hentai seem to be experiencing so much pleasure, I get jealous.
>>139191381
it was okay.
kinda annoying with how they made chisato's route mandatory and how they guilt trip you for not choosing her when you were doing other girls' route.
>>139204093
Reaching that level of pleasure requires some sort of deep bonding and holding back
>>139204377
what does it mean!?
>>139200091
Ah, the good old art done by Yoshino Keiko. Always loved her style of drawing mature women. I'm just happy she started drawing CGs for eroges again. She really took a long hiatus.
Wait...
>Yoshino Keiko
>Keiko
>Keiki
>Cake
How could I have not noticed before!
>tfw no super slutty but faithful office lady waifu that wants my dick ramming her from behind 24/7
why even live?
>>139205322
>>139205052
>tan lines
>belly fat
>glasses
>short hair
anon you're turning me
>>139205373
exactly anon
>tfw no cute cat cake gf
>>139205767
I want to pat this cat.
>>139205767
What will you do if she gets in a rut?
>>139205877
Fuck like a champion.
>youwill never go to japan and fall in love with a sweet cake
>tfw you will never be 15 again
>tfw you wasted your younger years
>>139206628
why even live
you wil never get to hear an engrish mature female voice in person
>>139206760
fuck you too man
>>139190768
Check the upper right hand corner
>>139199929
Look at that booty!
>>139207079
Oh good god, I need her.
>>139190640
best style comin through
>>139199929
those are some fine buns
>>139207170
Pirate Cake must be sweet beyond imagination.
>Set moderate requirements like being clean shaven.
>Marry her and then edge her to the near point of orgasm, keep her continually frustrated.
>profit/ahegao
>>139205052
I wanna grab blue lingerie lady's belly.
>>139208009
>Another anon with a fetish for bellygrabbing/holding
I've seen many people on this board who I've considered my nigga, but you my friend, are my chieftest of niggas
>>139208009
Light bellies like that make my breeding desire shoot up the roof.
I just want to grab onto those small rolls and animalistically fuck her into the mattress doggystyle.
>>139208899
Is that a churro?
>>139208899
She os kinda cute.
>>139208963
>churro
Since it's Japanese woman we're talking about, That must be Crepes.
>>139208009
My absolute nigga, we have an unspoken bond from this day forward. I wish for all of your days to be good
>>139205767
She was glorious.
Kinda reminds me of Giant-Dick-Worshiping fox teacher from Lotte.
>>139196261
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/885778/11870cabc9/
>>139209427
It must be hard day in the office
>>139209427
>tfw no tomboyish cake to swing with
>>139207079
I'd Plant, Assassin, Pirate and Witch princesses.
>>139189547
Posting the superior Nurse
>>139192547
MFW I will never see FAL-Chan's mother, FN-49
>>139204711
Mai hentaifu
>>139210785
>hasn't put out yet
What is the charm of cakes ?
for me is that vulnerability that ou must calm by holding them in your arms and telling them that you love them even if they are old.
>>139210785
> hymen
> ero zone
not only is she the best, she also invented a new fetish
milfs are not cakes you fucking shit heads
any good cake/milf manga?
the only ones that comes to mind are Virgin na Kankei and Hustle! Danchizuma
>>139208899
>>139209427
Stop it, my heart can't take this.
>tfw so many lonley ckaes out there and you can't console them all
>>139200970But what if you are a cake?
>>139209427
wow, so shirobako was actually accurate
>>139211866
That doesn't even make sense, hymens have almost no nerve endings.
>>139212043
the cake in Sakuranbo syndrome is good
>>139212489
i didn't write it
>>139212585
I know you didn't write it but Japans knowledge (or rather their lack of knowledge) about female genitalia can be annoying.
>>139212679
I always assumed they were joking....they're being for real with this?
>>139206628
>Ara ara~ shouldn't you hang out with girls your age?
>I'm too old ehehehe~
>>139207079
I remember when Tower Girls threads were simpler times and didnt have an encyclopedias worth of characters
>>139208899
What are OLs even like? Surely they cant be hot or they wouldn't be cakes, right?
>>139214333
Some of them are pretty hot. Was in Tokyo and could say 2 out of every 5 young OLs I saw on train platforms and on the street were cute, though they almost always look high-strung or tired.
>they wouldn't be cakes, right?
The level of beta in Japanese men is legendary. Anime gets that right at least.
>>139214333
>Surely they cant be hot or they wouldn't be cakes, right?
Anon you vastly underestimate the unwillingness of modern Japanese men to date and marry women.
>>139214578
>>139214612
Jesus. But what about the xenophobia border? Is it better to stay single than to shack up with a gaigin?
>>139200769
Yep, I'm going to read this later.
>>139214333
OL is either 'not yet married' woman or widow, anon.
>>139214768
A few of them are fine with gaijin as long as they're white and moderately handsome. But Abe has the wrong idea when he pushes for accepting more refugees from the Middle East. There's very heavy prejudice towards dark-skins and rightly so. 2 out of the 27 they accepted have already been involved with crime, if the news is to be believed.
Also, the media is trying to open up the beta male recently. There was a live action drama about a christmas cake OL (she even has a kid) who becomes a talent manager for a kid in his early 20s (picks him off a street), trains him into an actor for her studio, and they hook up at the end. Kissu and all.
>>139214909
Yeah, but why are they not married yet? Fear of women, age, looks, personality, ect.
>>139214977
>But Abe has the wrong idea when he pushes for accepting more refugees from the Middle East
Source on this? Abe seems like the last guy to bring in more refugees to Nipland.
>>139205052
>watch mom get fucked by some other fool
This only mad me angrier and I fapped like a mad man when the SonXmom came along.
>>139212679
Are you telling me that stabbing a woman's cervix doesn't feel good?
>>139215107
Ah, scratch that. Abe keeps dodging the issue - there was some crazy proposal to bring in 200K immigrants every year at one point but of course it got shot down. What Abe did say was utilizing more women and seniors in the workforce comes first before refugees when addressing the economic issues.
>>139195356I fapped so many times over the megane cake segments.
>>139215466
>Discovered Muronaga Chaashuu was in Comic Masayo this month
>Its a thick widow getting double teamed by her shota son and his friend
Its always so refreshing when you get a genuinely great fap in from new content
>>139215457
>What Abe did say was utilizing more women and seniors in the workforce comes first before refugees when addressing the economic issues
I can't believe that amidst this whole migrant crisis Japan comes out looking like the sane, rational ones compared to Europe.
>>139215466
>>139215641
Misquote, my b
>>139215843
never mind, found it
>>139215677
>Japan
>socially conservative, preoccupied with China and reasserting itself as a "global power", wants to maintain cultural homogeneity
>Europe
>progressive, European Union pushes globalism and multiculturalism, geographically closer to the crisis
Different priorities.
>>139197397
>armpit hair
Cmon
>>139200652
Literally my fetish. Not too bad either when instead of a cake you have milf and the younger girl you're dating is actually herdaughter
http://i.imgur.com/mJX88AC.jpg
>>139200652
>NTR
>ever
Not even for cakes.
>>139216220
Cheating is wrong.
I would date a cute mom with a daughter, but I would never make a move on her.
>>139216397
its fine when its women NTR
>>139216397
It's not NTR if the young-cunt never had an actual relationship with the hypthetical MC.
>>139216530
>>139216642
Literally lower than harem MCs. This reads like stuff from gook webcomics. I would be surprised if they haven't done a manhwa with that premise already.
>>139216530
Fuck off cuck, all NTR is shit.
>>139216642
There doesn't need to be an actual relationship for it to be NTR.
>>139216754
>It's NTR if a stupid slut gets her hopes up and then gets heartbroken when she finds out the dude she had a crush on was actually in love with her mom/Onee-san and they'd been fucking
Hyper-sensitive or something? I hate NTR as much as the next guy but I don't see how that could count.
>>139216430
What if the daughter was your best friend who has a crush on you instead of your girlfriend then? Would that be better?
>>139216920
Not him but this is the board that spammed NTR after you-know-what happened in Boku Dake ga Inai Machi.
>>139189215
a school with an actual beer tap
that was the best part of the entire anime
>>139216960
>you-know-what
Fuck off.
>>139217035
FIFTEEN YEARS
>>139216943
Then I think I would not be able to be in a relationship with her mother since it'd break the family apart.
>>139216960
What is "you-know-what" even supposed to substitute?
>>139217153
Not getting with Kayo.
>>139216920
>It's NTR if a stupid slut gets her hopes up and then gets heartbroken when she finds out the dude she had a crush on was actually in love with her mom/Onee-san and they'd been fucking
Yes exactly.
Plenty of NTR stories have the MC having a crush on some girl only to find her getting railed by some other dude.
>>139217426
Then that's fucking stupid.
>"I was entitled to that girl who I wasn't even in a relationship with! I deserve her more than that other guy!"
Pure self-insert faggotry.
>>139217488
>Pure self-insert faggotry.
Welcome to 2D, please enjoy your stay.
>>139217978
That transcends the virtues of 2D and into pure retard territory.
Even in 2D, it takes a real fucking loser to think "I like a girl, therefore she's mine."
This is like the most Tumblr I've ever felt in my life.
>>139218111
>it takes a real fucking loser to think "I like a girl, therefore she's mine."
sup
>>139218598
The best thing about Onani Master Kurosawa is how easy it makes it to judge anons based on their reactions to it.
>>139207079
>anything
>Seriously
>hates ntr
man fuck this world.
>>139189547
Not a cake... yet. Getting there, though. Takeru better hurry the fuck up.
>>139218387
>>139218471
Ashitaba-san Chi no Muko Kurashi
Despite the appearance it's actually a light hearted manga about a boy marrying into a family consisting of girls. Has a cute cake in it
>>139219014
>light hearted
aw hell yea
>love cake/milf
>hate /ss/
nobody understands my pain
>>139219694
I'm with you.I also like DFC but am not into lolis. Life is hard sometimes.
>>139219830I've never heard of DFC, what is that?
>>139189215
How do I fuck an ara ara, /a/?
>>139220245you start by not posting from your phone
>>139220130
Get the fuck out.
>>139220293
>not sitting in bed, orientation locking a device and laying on your side.
>>139220245
cougarlife.com
actually surprisingly amount of decent-good looking 3d aras in there. though that could be mostly due to makeups and shooping of their profile photos.
>>139220735
>sitting in bed, orientation locking a device and laying on your side.
>>139194729
>>139194775
This was really good
>>139217495
Koisame Dolce
>>139220752
Dear lord, it's actually a thing.
>>139196419
FUUUUCK I JUST STARTED PLAYING
>>139221150
Why did you mouse over the spoiler, you fool? It was actually hidden from you but you read it anyway.
>>139220862
Shits comfy
>>139220130Delicious
Flat
Chest
>>139221386
>Pictures of your disgusting feet and your twice as disgusting hovel of a "house"
not necessary
>>139220889
So slimes do have a skeletal structure...
>>139221242
People abuse the spoiler text so often I accidentally on purpose spoil myself all the time.
>>139221150
It's actually not that big of a spoiler.
>>139221386
paint those walls anon spice up your room a little or something
Katawa shoujo , would you fuck her?!
>>139221862
I'd fuck her blind.
>>139221862
Pump and dump
>>139221862
HEALTHY
>>139221862
What the fuck does this have to do with the thread?
>>139222028
the thread is running low on aras
>>139223031
>cheating
GET OUT!
>>139201094
Yeah all her doujins are either with her son or with some old guy. I normally don't care about NTR because a dick is a dick but I actually liked Sei's dad
So the milf dump has been almost exhausted
Gundam 00 had great cakes. Like goddamn, she's just one of many. I'm surprised these threads aren't full of them
n-no more cake ?
>>139224872
Sumeragi is GOAT.
This is your imouto for tonight.
>>139224960
00 had a cake for everyone. You want a commnding military cake? Cool, do you want her in hardass glasses form, squishy alcoholic form, or rugged resistance leader?
That's just 00 too. Haven't even gotten into SEED, IBO, or UC.
>>139225142
Seed had right of pic related.
>>139189547
Akino sensai
> muh dick
>>139224872
>>139224960
>>139224998
>Sumeragi
Did Al/Hal bang her? I'm sure Billy didn't even after being a beta provider/orbiter
She also had Emilio's tacos inside of her at one point
>Billy
>getting the sex with Sumeragi
ahaha, no.
he did get to enjoy listening to her moans as she bounced on the cocks of anonymous strangers she'd bring home from the bar after a night of heavy drinking, though.
>>139225142
Okay now I have to watch this just for the cakes.
>>139220130
delicious fried chicken
>>139189215
>tfw you realize that "ara ara" is like a mating call for you now
>>139208899
>be a wolf
>see this
>free meal
>>139227869
Not much meat on them bones, WolfAnon. You might find better cookin' over in Amerifatland.
>>139216943
>>139216430
>>139216220
What if your dick is so legendary that they both crave it so badly they don't mind a milf-daughter threesome with you?
>>139227895
Not that kind of wolf, sillyanon.
>>139228150
My point still stands, for either kind of wolf.
>>139227920
The only logical solution.
>>139214977
>>139215457
Japan has no future.
Enjoy manga and anime until it lasts.
>>139229224
Are Japanese OLs going to be the Russian wives of our generation?
>>139217488
Every story has self insert from the dawn of times.
>>139220245
Pump blood in your penis and penetrate their genitalia with it.
>>139229288
Hopefully.
Japanese society reminds me of that Indian movie where there's a robot that saves a girl from a fire but when he does that she was naked in the shower and after he saves her everybody bashes him for doing so. The lesson here is better to die in a fire than being rescued naked. It's a way to demonstrate the limits of a robot compared to a human. Kind of ironic.
There's no fucking hope for people like this.
I want a saggy cake
>>139229561
What's up with the cropped pictures faggot?
Open this webm and you will find the g-cup cake of your dreams.
>>139229629
>that filename
>that picI fucking KNEW that ohoho would try something like that!and you, anon, are a dick
>>139200797
>not self inserting as both
Would you accept these three christmas cakes as your mothers?
>>139230527
no but i'd gladly plow them.
>>139230527
As in, mothers of my future children? Sure. I'll spend one day per year impregnating them, it's not like I have much on my plate.
>>139230649
That comes with the territory of being your mother.
>>139229620
Ask nicely and others might be kind enough answer them
>>139227720
Anon now that's just silly
Do cakes have strong legs /a/ra?
>>139231026
Ara ara~
>>139231095
Yes,I want her to choke me with her thighs
>>139231103
>>139232094
I want to treat them to a nice dinner and then ara their Aras, yes both of them
Hey kid, wannajohj?
>>139189215
Still mad she didn't win.
I like saggy, busty cakes witu freckles
>>139233648
why are freckles so sexy?
which one?
>>139233972
Blonde. All night long.
>>139233972
I enjoy my green greens
>tfw I will never have a harem of MILF's and xmas cakes
Why I even live?
Short hair Milfs are the Best
MY DICK LIVE ONLY FOR MILFs.
GLORY FOR THE SUPERIOR FETISH!
>>139233648
Isn't she a student?
>>139234481
She can always be a cake in your heart
>>139234208
thicc is love
thicc is life
live by the milf die by the milf
Given th chance would you a 3D cougar?
>>139235595
i guess
>>139204298
Thats because childhood friend is the only right choice every time all the time.
Anime is a lie, don't believe them. Women in their late 20s look like women in their early 20s, only with an old face.
>>139216747
and of course it's a fucking nigger doing something that stupid
Cake
>25-35
Milf
>35-50
>>139224872
i NEED more gundam cakes
>>139239079
I always figured they'd be cakes as long as they don't have kidseverything i know is wrong
>>139239194
I got your back bro.
>>139239079
*26
Also, you can't be too old to be a cake or too young to be a MILF, as long as she's had a kid.
You're wrong in all ways.
>>139239365
i should have seen that coming
>>139239365
kek
I wanna touch a cake
>>139239365
Noiice
>>139241041
More like Titkun
>>139212043
Puppy Lovers although it's half cake, half SS
God tier art though.
How loud would she ara ara?
>>139195075
>whisper in her head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7EmL55jUk8&ab_channel=Zorcon
Translations never
>>139243226
>wasting 3G on /a/
anon what the FUCK
>>139243226
You can find them clues here
>>139233866
>>139189215
SINCE WHEN DOES ANIME HAVE ASS
>>139233866
A light novel series where a guy gets re-incarnated and creates an xmas cake harem?
Let me guess, the chances of this getting an anime or manga are near 0...
>>139243748
ghostbutt : the series
The 'new' Shounen Jump fanservice series that will get cancelled at 4 volumes.
>>139244051
>it's not a h-manga
>>139244096
It's in Jump, if it survives, it'll get doujins.
>>139244051
Here's hoping it survives
How old is too old?
>>139245615
>cellulite, saggy tits, wrinkles, apparent skeleton
Fuck this shit
Seriously.
>>139245684
this is pretty close to reality
I want to drunkenly cuddle with the cakes
My penis is also excited, if you know what I mean.
OLs are for _________
You'd go to your widowed aunt and comfort her, wouldn't you?
>>139246043
lounging at home with after a long day at work, with platonic massages if it's been especially bad
>>139246208
Yes
>>139245992
Do they ever cuddle?
>>139241742
I've seen this in the thread but only now just read it...it's too short
>>139248960
He does very good milfs and cakes but he only does them in 6 page slices...
>>139248960
>it's too short
Jeez they're never tall enough for you aren't they.
>>139249047
This must be what suffering is like..
>>139249117
CAAAARLOOOOS
>>139249287
He occasionally does a full volume of stuff.
Xmas Cakes and SS are the two things he does most.
What does ara even mean?
>>139252196
Oh my!
>>139208009
Diamonds. Have a great day anon!
>>139208009
Is this part of a set?
>>139229288
Explain. What do you mean?
Why do MILFs and Cakes get me so hard?
>>139253944
they're soft, yummy and caring.
>>139253944
because your mother never loved you
>>139254560
the sad truth for most of us
>>139254644
I would eat lunch with her
>>139254644
That looks like such a small lunch. Can it really be filling?
>>139254693
>eating with the loser OL instead of the higher ups in the company
it's like you don't want a good career
>>139254885
This is... original.
>>139220130
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
>make a thread
>expect to be deleted in minutes
>nah, time to sleep
>wake up and thread is 400+ replies
Glad /a/ still likes more mature women
>>139254700
Everyone in Japan is always on a diet.
>>139255504
Yeah on a diet that consists of cigarettes and depression.
>>139221150
Its a cuck game anon, dont play the game in the first Place. No really, there is a guy trying to fuck the main characters girl.
She was also a filthy gypsy, and NOT his real sister, but adopted.
What do you think living with a real caeki would be like?
>>139233785
Who's the artist, lad?
>>139223233
>GET OUT!
More like get in!
>>139256495
Delicious~
>>139245923
Stop posting non-cakes in cake threads, morons. She's nowhere near cakeage.
>>139257096
She was 22 back in what 07'/08'? She cake now anon.
>>139192547
Fujiko-sensei was best gun.
I'd still love an SOL series about her rooming with Thompson.
>>139256513
ONEGAI ANON!
>>139257249
>implying anime characters age at the same rate as real time
>>139254700
It is if you aren't an American lard ass.
>>139192547
Wonder what a nuclear bomb would look like
Or 25 mm caliber rifles.
>>139257806
/d/
>>139254700
when you work you don't wanna eat a big lunch, it helps to avoid feeling too full and tired
>>139257284
>Hot christmas cake gun yuri sex
an erection but also an erection
>>139257903
Your boner has a boner?
>>139256758
>tfw no cute christmas cake onee-chan to take care of
>>139189215
Best cake coming through.
>>139191573
>this is a doujin
Such a great idea wasted...
>>139258355
>doujin
It's not.
Guys, what aboutflat cakes
>>139258534
Those are called biscuits or cookies.
>>139258694
>>139258534
pancakes?
>>139258737
Pancakes too, I guess.
>i will never have a cute, hardworking older christmas cake who loves me very much
>we will never spend happy times together after i finish class and she finishes work to do our stuff
>we will never marry as soon as i get a degree
i don't like being alive
>>139258534
Is there even such a thing?
I want to marry Sawako.
>>139258422
Ok, a 1-chapter story then.
>there may never be another active mature thread as this
supply as much ara links
>>139258534
>>139258694
>>139258737
>>139258784
A flat cake is not a very good cake, cakes need to be warm and fluffy
>>139259871
She doesn't look very warm to me. She seems like the cold calculated efficient type.
>>139214977
>tfw dark skinned gaijin
>I will never hook up with a japanese OL qt3.14
How cruel. That they exist but I have no chance.
>>139241041
sauce plis gib
>>139259871
How about you fuck off?
>>139260013
There are so many other factors stopping me from having my cake and eating it that my skin colour barely registers.
>>139259871
>that ass
I want my face to be her office's chair as she does overtime, from early morning to deep hours in the night, holy fuck.
I want her to employ me for the sole purpose of being her chair.
>>139259871
She made Cinderella girls so much better.
>>139260307
Aren't you the same Ass-anon from yesterday?
>>139254700
eating a big lunch actually hurts your productivity by making you drowsy.
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