These two girls walk in your direction and giggle as they come closer.
What do you do?
>>139097643
Smile at them and wave.
y-you too
Avoid eye contact and stare at their tits.
>>139097643
Give them the middle finger.
>>139097643
I want to fuck Minako.
>>139097643
Ask where the superior girl is
>>139097822
One fingers is not enough to satisfy them anon.
>>139097643
Pickle?
>>139097905
This guy fucks.
>>139097903
By "middle finger" I mean the gesture where you tell someone to "fuck off".
>>139097643
Say, "Oh boy a lesbian and a slut, just my luck."
>>139097643
Hug my superior waifu even closer.
>>139097643
Talk to Minako. The other one will back away after I break out the English.
>>139098030
He knows, you autist. He's just making fun of you.
>>139097643
Grope breasts then go to jail.
>>139098374
How was I suppose to know he was making fun of me?
>>139098480
By not being fucking autistic?
>>139097643
giggle back
>>139098304
This nigga understands
>>139098030
Telling them to fuck off is not the right attitude anon.
You tell them to "fuck me".
Fuck them
>>139097643
I desperately look around trying to avoid eye contact until I pass them then start walking faster.
>>139097643
I'm sure they have ulterior motives or are trying to make fun of me. Random people trying to bother me are annoying. Shoo-shoo.
>>139098480
>>139098480
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>139098030
Do you have autism ?
I check my map, clearly I must be walking in circles
>>139097643
I usually try and nonchalantly get up and go in the opposite direction, grills at beaches scare me, especially the whorey normie looking ones. Interacting with them only leaves two possible outcomes and they're both bad.
Smile at them.
>>139097643
>SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!
>>139098480
>>139097643
Flip my shit cause they'd be walking on water.The few times I am at the beach through the year, I never stay on the sand. Always surf because I hate talking to any of the completely brain fried beach bums.
Vapidly gaze at some nearby foliage or something. Engage them in a normal manner if they make contact. If they don't, let them continue on with their business while I continue with mine.
If they have some sort of malicious intent, I tend to act dense and fail to let it phase me. I come off as disinterested to most people, for better or worse, so I'm sure the conversation won't last regardless.
>>139098304
>>139098648
Brethren.
Yell "AKURYO TAISAN" at them, then run like a faggot and post on /a/ about it.
>>139097643
Reproductive organ status: MUH
