ITT we post best girl, snek-fags need not apply
>>139075805
>>139075848
she's not even the best in her own show.
>>139075805
Literally who
>>139076361
righto cuck-friend
>>139076159
>>139076210
>>139076301
>>139076361
>>139076392
Implying this bitch doesn't make your dick jump into your hands and crack nut on your chin
>>139076525
Courage to admit your wrong.
>>139076556
I refuse to believe Japanese is that simple
>>139076556
>your wrong
>>139076629
I agree
I just finished Nadeko Madusa. What the fuck.
>>139076734
Bitch does nothing but ruin things
She is a shit
>>139075805
but snek is a cute anon!
Brushie Brushie
>>139076786
>Mum I posted again.
>[Nadeko Snake chapter 2]
>“This might be inappropriate, but…Kanbaru. This isn’t about what you said, but if I’d met you before I started dating Senjougahara, I think I might have ended up dating you.”
>“Yeah, I think the same thing if I had met you before being charmed by Senjougahara-senpai. It’s really rare for me to feel like this about a member of the opposite sex.”
>“I see…”
>Of course, I wouldn’t have met Kanbaru without Senjougahara and vice versa, so it was an impossible hypothetical.
>“I have an idea, Araragi-senpai. Since that girl’s in our way, how about we kill her and bury her?”
>“I don’t want to hear any more frightening ideas!”
>No matter how much I spoke with her, I couldn’t get a grasp on her character. She was unfathomable! Just how deep does your rabbit hole go, Kanbaru Suruga!?
>“Isn’t Senjougahara your beloved upperclassman? …Honestly, you have a surprisingly black heart.”
>“Please, enough compliments. I’m going to blush.”
>“That wasn’t a compliment.”
>“Anything you say to me makes me happy, Araragi-senpai.”
>“You damn masochist girl…”
>“Damn masochist girl? I like it. Call me that more.”
>“…”
>>139076786
no
snek a shit
>>139076210
>talking about something completely unrelated to Kaiki
>randumb "Kaiki is best girl" comments every time
You guys are approaching Jojofag levels of annoying, seriously
>>139077235
>talking about something completely unrelated to Kaiki
>ITT we post best girl
Really now?
>>139077235
>best girl thread
>Kaiki not best Girl
>>139077279
He's not a girl
>>139077235
Just ignore them like everyone else does anon
>>139077235
>>139077292
>>139077314
>implying
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE BEST GIRL.
TELL ME ABOUT BEST GIRL, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?
Not quite best but good.
>>139078365
>>139078365
>21
gtfo hag
Pretty sure this thread is proof that Gahara fans literally are from Reddit.
>>139078723
Think it's just you mate.
>>139075805
You could've posted crab, monkey or snail and they all would've been better than crab
>>139078864
Meant cat. They both start with C's
>>139078864
Congratulations, your third chromosome is showing
>>139078890
yeah man you're just retarded, don't worry about it
How have we gotten 50 posts in and no one posted best girl like OP asked?
>>139078940
>implying you're not an autism
>>139079123
We might have to wash that mouth out
>>139079114
right?
just started season 2 but how does anyone like Hanekawa? She's got a body but beside that she is such a lame bitch.
>I can't ask for help
>I got shitty parents
>let me just cause problems for everyone else
Fuck her
Pic related is my nomination for best girl
>>139078350
>>139079200
she helps araragi solve the mysteries later on and is pretty useful, senjou on the other hand doesn't really do anything
>>139079229
Hitagi end is the best act in the series desu
We monkey now
Spookiest/best girl coming through
>>139079317
>>139079200
Second best move aside.
>>139079397
Not my personal favorite but Shinobu is pretty great.Anyone have the webm of her taking her stocking off.
>>139079200
eggscellent taste, let no worsegirl fags tell you otherwise
Posting best husbando.
Deshu Kaiki falls for Hitagi Senjougahara.
Unable to confess because she's committed to Koyomi Araragi, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is somewhat uplifted to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a disgusted expression, thinking he's manipulating her again somehow. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he is interested in. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Kaiki's own AU self after he saved her from the weightless crab case, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ODDITIES.
>>139079562
It finds a way.
>>139079560
webm related
Is this a private party?
>>139079911
Ok, I'll be leaving then.
>>139079973
Got her.
>>139079850
>>139079911
>>139079973
>>139080011
S A M E F A G
A
M
E
F
A
G
>>139080310
You tried.
>>139080310
there was an attempt
>>139080354
*JOKE'S
>>139080476
Fuck that's the second time tonight.
>>139079562
kill yourself
>>139080666
based satan
>>139079289
I preferred Sodachi Lost (which seems to be hit-or-miss for people here as far as I can tell) to it but Hitagi End is definitely up there
>>139076871
Was Alalagi and Gahara's date in Tsubasa Cat the first time he formally says to Gahara that he loves her? because if it was then technically Koyomi tells Kanbaru that he loves her first (granted in a very casual manner), can't remember if the anime cut that out or not
You're all just fags who want to be fucked with a strap on by crap.
Snake is the best girl by far.
>>139080726
dumb snakeposter
>>139075805
just got halfway done with season 2 and so far crab is by far the worst.
posting best girl
>>139080726
oh look, a faggot...
>>139080726
I would agree but his whole thread is evidence otherwise.
>>>/wsg/1004985
Oh, how cute.
Crabfags think they can have their own thread
Just wanted to let you guys know how much I like this frame.
Let's have some fun shall we
>>139080823
>>139080850
I would enjoy it if you killed yourself.
>>139080834
Good choice of frame.
I want to be every person in line
>>139080823
>>139080850
>>139080889
check out these queers
>>139080823
it's been our thread for a while now
>>139080871
I'm sure you would, but I actually value your opinion quite low
Do post more Kaiki though
>>139080938
Yeah, too long if I say so myself
>>139080708
>they both confess to each other
>Koyomi compliments her on how cute she is throughout the series
>hangs out at her house all the time
>makes her a woman at the end of Hana
Kanbaru is obviously his actual girlfriend so it's fine.
>>139080940
>>139080970
Consider seppuku
>>139080938
>>139080940
Fuck off reddit.
Nadeko is not only cute and smart she also can draw. So she is basically one of us.
Boy does it feel great to be a snakefag, something about it just feels... sublime.
>>139076407
>cuck
She's a slut who'd fuck anyone who saves her. She probably fucked Kaiki already.
>>139080940
>>139081010
>>139081008
>>139080990
>>139080970
>>139080940
Would you look at that I am all out of will to live.
>>139075805
god tier: bird
top tier: Kaiki, snake
good tier: bat, cat, crab
mid tier: bee, snail, monkey, kiss shot
shit tier: ougi, doll, gaen
>>139080990
I'm terribly sorry anon, I'm afraid that math puzzles just isn't my forte
>>139081040
>>139080756
STOPU! watch them in chronological order.
>>139081010
>cute
>smart
>one of us
No anon, that'd beKurisu
>>139081026
>>139081010
>>139081066
end selves
>>139081053
I can dig
>>139081053
Well let me tell you why you're wrong,
god tier: Kaiki
top tier: cat, crab, monkey
good tier: bee, snail, bat
mid tier: kiss shot, ougi, doll,
shit tier: gaen
.
.
.
Kill you're self tier: Snek
>>139081040
So you're out of will to live because some Anons like an anime girl you don't like?
Kek i always new Snakehaters are pathetic.
>>139081107
order? Fuck, I thought I was
>>139081129
>best girls in one picture
Fuck that's too much for one picture
>>139081168
>i always new Snakehaters are pathetic.
Greeting newfriend
>>139081168
1. >new
2. I am out of will to live because I cant fathom the lack of taste of some people.
>>139081151
>Kill you're self tier: Snek
I would accept death by none other than my waifu
Killing myself is such a waste of good fantasies
>>139081053
>no Oshino Meme
He's a Hachikuji-certified member of Araragi's harem and everything
What is it about Monogatari that makes people so autistic? It's the best harem with the worst fucking fanbase.
>>139081315
There are some autists around in these threads, but it's not the worst fanbase for this sort of thing. That's not me praising this fanbase, there are just even more autistic and more circlejerk-y fanbases on this board than this.
>>139081315
Literally every fan base of everything when they talk to each other.
>>139081315
Most series that stay popular for so long have cancerous fanbases. Monogatari's no exceptation.
>>139081315
>best harem
>worst fanbase
both wrong
>>139080469
It took this long for best girl to appear. Saddening.
>>139081315
I invite you to step into a Type Moon thread at some point my friend.
>>139081315
Full cast of best girls
It's a harem where every girl is at the very least a 7/10. And since every anime needs to have a "best girl", this causes quite a lot of disagreements among us monogatari waifufags. Disagreements that inevitably derail threads, and we're all generally to delusionally in love with our waifu that we just don't mind.
>>139081230
That's just another way of saying "People like this anime girl i don't like now i'm depressed".
You sound like a 13 year old girl lol you should go to tumblr.
Or better you should kill yourself....but oh i forgot 13 year old girls only talk about that they don't wanna live anymore but never actually do anything.
.
>>139081411
I wish to direct you here.
>>139076035
>>139080988
No anon, she's his mistress.
>>139081315
>>139081436
This anon here has the right explanation
>>139081491
Nah m8, i like the solid white hair better.
>>139080988
>>139080708
I don't remember Araragi ever telling Kanbaru that he loved her
>>139081315
Not all threads are like this, to be fair. I'm someone who regularly frequents Gatari threads and this is one of the worst ones I've seen. I blame Crabfags and Snakefags.
>>139081662
Because cat is obvious best.
>>139081436
Makes sense
>>139081662
Bad things happen to threads that speak ill of us
>>139081688
Second worst.
>>139081662
and Kaikifags
>>139081763
Believe what you want.
>>139081839
>Black Hanekawa
8/10
>Regular Hanekawa
5/10
>>139079200
Shut the fuck up Sgeeheegood taste anon
>>139081488
It's just I can't understand how snek fags are a actual thing she is objectively worst she just fucks everyone's shit with only herself to blame, but no you're right she is best.
>>139081839
It's strange. Regular Hanekawa is kinda low on my list of girls, but black Hanekawa is top tier. It's not often a girl is simultaneously one of the best and one of the worst girls.
>>139081626
I don't think the anime has it. In Nadeko Snake on their way up to the mountain Kanbaru says it a few times. Later on after that they have this conversation
>“But if you ask me, your speed is inhuman.”
>“I see. If I’m inhuman, then what am I? An amphibian?”
>“Amphibians aren’t known for being fast!”
>“No, I guess not.”
>“Kanbaru, why would you even call yourself an amphibian?”
>“No real reason. But if you were to call me one, I would gladly classify myself as an amphibian.”
>“Gladly?”
>“Now, Araragi-senpai, call me a ‘lowly pet’!”
>“This is probably going to get long since I have two important things to say about that and I would normally let it slide since it would be hard to say it all without stumbling over my words, but since I love you, Kanbaru, I’ll actually say it! One: I don’t keep amphibians as pets! Two: That’s not the same thing as being ‘glad’!”
>I had been picturing her as a cheetah.
>Not that that was a pet either.
>Oh, and I just confessed that I loved her.
>Hooray. Our feelings are mutual.
It's just casual though. Monkey, Cat and Snake in particular sort of lose out the most in terms of cut character-defining dialogue from LN to the anime (Monkey's self-esteem issues were noticed by Araragi pretty much immediately for example, though the anime glosses over it which makes her behavior in Hana seem stranger than it should be)
Who has the best body and why is it Kanbaru?
>>139075805
Shit taste confirmed
>>139081921
She's adorable, lewd, and relatable
If you don't find her relatable you don't know shit about jealousy and the pressure of responsibility
>>139076133
he is like the best fuckin character in the whole show.
>>139082000
>Who has the best body
>>139081946
>>139081882
Both correct, except I would rate her/them as
>Black Hanekawa
10/10
>Normal Hanekawa
7/10
>>139079200
She didn't ask for help because she is used to doing things on her own. It was revealed in White she had friends who she confided in, but every one shunned her for having freak parents. Embracing her emotions wasn't ever gonna give her happiness anyway because her real father is unknown and probably doesn't want a kid, her mother committed suicide in front of her, and the people she lived with didn't even want to continue being married to each other, and ironically being energy drained forced them into a hospital room together during Golden Week. Yes, that means even in her breakdown, she solved the issue of their marital problems by forcing them to talk to each other. Didn't help them change their minds about the kid they traumatized though, so even post Tiger, the relationship stays the same.
Doesn't stop the fact she is the one who talked Araragi out of suicide and helps him out a great deal. She ends up the shadow heroine because Nisio likes her, and when Nisio likes you, you suffer. Even Urobutcher criticizes him for what he does to cute girls.
>>139082034
hey heylast in line
>>139082000
Just accept it.
>>139082061
>pressure of responsibility
Can't say no, there is a difference she should have just stopped and been an adult.
In all ways she is a child with no character development.
>>139081746
Snake is one of my favorites. You people are just embarrassing.
>>139082152
She does have a mighty fine body, but I prefer my women petite.
>>139082225
>>139082061
anyway this was fun if this thread is still up when I wake up we can continue.
>>139082288
It's 3:30 in the afternoon
This thread needs more of this
>>139082288
Rename.
>>139082332
Not where I am.
>>139082226
It's all for great fun though. I would be lying if I said one of my favorite character traits of my waifu isn't that she antagonize anons and constantly makes unintentionally smug faces
>>139080988
He literally does the same thing with Hanekawa, but is even more heated up about it. Like how he calls her his second mother in Nise, and unabashedly says he loves her too many times to count.
He gets a text asking to go out with her in Tsubasa Song and is so elated you would never even suspect he had a girlfriend. There are so many examples that the anime never out up that would make the Bakemonogatari only watchers who fawned over Gahara think Koyomi is the biggest cheat ever it's not even funny.
His feelings for her are so twisted and powerful it's bordering on a psychological condition. Ougi proves that much.
>>139079664
Mundane effort of a worsegirl fag
>>139082668
I'm sorry you were the easiest target before the snakes left school.
>>139082858
that's an outrage
>>139083201
I have apologized for free, I rate phoenix high;y I do not see why there must still be strife between us.
>>139083458
I'm gonna go eat fläskpannkaka
yum
Crab best girl, Bird best imouto, Kaiki bestcuddler
>>139075805
>redditgahara
>best girl
>>139084493
nice post, pal
>>139084493
I mean, if we're going to bring Reddit into this then it applies most of all toKaiki. This "Kaiki is best girl" thing started over there as far I can tell.
>>139081436
Sensible snekfag
I appreciate you
koyokoyo~ kochi kochi, it's been a week my legs need shaving again
>>139084978
>This "Kaiki is best girl" thing started over there as far I can tell.
The Kaiki best girl was started by someone on /a/ who constantly (and purposely) baited by talking about who's the "best girl" with a spoiler-hidden Kaiki image. Since most people actually liked Kaiki, it caught on, and spilled outside of /a/ where other people thought it was just a normal thing to bring up.
Posting snek
>>139085758
>Suruga Monkey
>it's a Monkey arc
>Nadeko Snake
>it's also a Monkey arc
>>139085580
what the fuck
>>139085796
Every arc should be a Monkey arc.
I think Senjougahara is robot heart feelings
what does /a/ think of the OST?
>>139086228
bake had the best one
>>139086040
>Hanamonogatari
Only if monkey isn't the protagonist.
>>139079200
take that back, finished the Tiger arc and now I hate her less. Pretty damn good arc too, and hanekawa finally got a good OP.
>>139086867
Hana was nice in the LN I feel, taking out almost all of Kanbaru's thoughts/internal monologue like the anime did sort of kills the arc
>>139086228
snake had some of the best op songs.
>>139086228
kimi no shiranai monogatari is easily my favorite ED over anything else.
>>139084978
Don't kid yourself, it started here.
Isn't it a rule that catgirls are best girls by default?
I'm pretty sure it is.
>>139089411
You are correct.
>>139089411
explain this then
>>139089822
What in the fuck is that? It must be fake, no catgirl could ever exist that deformed.
>>139089822
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Cat's cute
>>139090344
>>139090459
Black > braids
>>139090832
Don't get me wrong, I completely agree. I posted >>139082102 in fact
I'm not too late for the snekposting, am I?
>>139091310
Is it ever too late?
>>139091518
There are moments when it's inconvenient.
>>139076871
I'd tap Kanbaru with the force of the Big Bang
This is now a catgirl thread.
>>139091608
Even Cranberry's ass knows Nadeko is a best.
>>139091674
>>139091748
![Highschool.DxD.full.989349[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LbSbFQI.jpg "Highschool.DxD.full.989349[1].jpg")
>>139091674
>>139090832
Striped>Black.
>>139092589
Mom-akawa the best
The choice of real men, not shitty lolicons
>>139092703
The choice of real men and shitty hagfuckers
>>139092763
I'd bang that undying "hag" until the end of time
>>139092698
What about wet hanekawa?
>>139092798
Sounds shitty and good
>>139092846
Gimme MOAR of this.
Kissshot's beauty is something trascendental
That's not Monkey.
>>139092924
I thought it was Free's Haru or the naked guy in Souma with a lady's face. that body is just toio masculine
>>139092919
>>139093063
MFW perfection exists
>>139092846
that pic just took my virginity away
>>139093063
>>139093217
boner is real
>>139092846
That's a big basketball.
>>139093392
For you.
>>139093392
i have big balls but a mediocre pecker
>>139093217
Ooh.
>>139075805
>cheating
>acceptable
spookyfags where we at?
>>139093941
Where you least expect it.
Are you anons ready?
today Araragi fuckingdies
and so does every self-inserting cunt in this thread
>>139076150
Excellent taste sir.
>>139094190
that's not how it works faggot
>>139094190
It's worth it though
>>139094190
>today
Back to your shihole straya
>>139093063
>Kiss-shot will never be your classy deito
>>139091716
Nope, she's just horny enough to tap that if she had the chance.
If she could she'd fuck herself she would.And she can and does frequently.
>>139092846
>draw monkey
>slap bat's head on her
why is this allowed?
>>139076210
Is Kaiki alive? or he didnt survive the beating?
>>139095776
Those tits are too big to be Monkey's
>>139076925
who is this guy?
>>139095841
of course he's alive
>>139075805
Kaiki best gurl
Shinobu 2nd one
>>139079318
>implying he's a girl
He doesnt know
>>139095952
A little.
But not the rest.
>>139095979
Did he appear in owari?
I just ended 2nd season but my kokoro was hurt when my favorite character bleeded so much from that hit in the head. Thought he was dead
>>139096115
wait what? isnt she a girl?
>>139095841
>>139096451
It apparantly might be a Numachi-type sitatuation with him after Nadeko Medusa according to how he's referred to in Suruga Bonehead though I'm not talking from my own knowledge here, just what I've seen some people say elsewhere
>>139096115
Ougi's whatever you want it to be anon
maybe, I'm not sureI mean it's implied that she latched onto Kanbaru and turned into a dude to serve as a Koyomi replacement of sorts due to Kanbaru missing Koyomi but then Nisio's faked the audience out with Ougi before so who knows
>>139096451
no spoilers for you fag
just remember kaiki is a liar, and he most certainly would lie about his own death
Hags all the way
Ougi was a girl but after zokuowari she turned into a boy. She is Araragi's rainy devil.
