How do you think next Monday's Osomatsu-San will go?
Ichimatsu dies
>>139059406
Half disappointment, some out of nowhere Osomatsu-kun references (like they suddenly cared about it now) and more working the audience's tear ducts.
Then we argue over if the ending as it was went with the best plan of action and wank over it for a couple more days before fucking off and leaving.
Anyone who stays talks about merch and drama CDs before the threads slowly start disappearing.
>>139059517
Can't wait for this season to end so western fujoshits completely forget about the show and jump on the newest big thing, while jap fujos remain obsessed over it for 15 years.
>>139059406
>>139059730
Choro's letter has been edited and says that he misses them, something ridiculous and contrived happens to kick all the boys back into being NEETs, end.
Best case scenario, some of them keep jobs but stay more in touch and we see them on their time off. But all of the rebirth imagery in both OPs point to it all going back to the way it was before.
>>139059858
Choro can keep his job, and Kara can continue to look for one. But goddamn, get the youngest 3 out of their situations, they need help.
>>139059942
Exactly.
Kara sounded so desperate to change, though, even if it meant throwing away his perfecto fashun. Does he actually want that or is it just the guilt from punching Oso?
This episode happened really quickly.
>>139059831
Just wait for S2 in the fall, the ride never ends.
>>139059749
Foreshadowing?
>>139060011
>This episode happened really quickly.
Yeah they should have just cut Totoko's skit and went into the brothers lives a little more after they left home.
>>139060112
>fall
I'm hoping for another 2-cour season starting next spring, actually. We need a beach episode.
>>139060201
This. It was a domino effect, but there are some fans who are still confused so they could've made more time for it.
I also would've liked to see more of what spurred Kara and Jyushi on, since Choro and Totty's motivations have been made clear from the start and Ichi flat-out said why he was leaving. I guess it was "because the other brothers are doing it," but still.
>>139060112
>fall
>implying fujos will wait that long
Osomatsu threads will be dead next month.
That's how it was, that's how it will be.
Jujy and suicide chan get married
Or at least that's what I want
>>139060232
They could make an OVA
>>139060467
This show has no source material
The whole thing is an OVA
>>139060466
A good amount of people want that, anon.
>>139059406
Lots of disappointment, no closure andseason 2 unconfirmed
>>139060521
So what? They can still make OVAs inbetween seasons
Are they going for this route?
We will go back to Showa Era.
Jishiki shindan maker
https://shindanmaker.com/586328
>>139060747
Who's who?
>>139060860
>not being able to at least read their names
>>139059406
They contrive a reason to completely reset to status quo.
>>139060860
Look at the first character on each of their shirts.
Pretty sure it's
>left to right from back
>Choro, Jyushi, Totty
>Oso, Ichi, Kara
>>139060747
Please no
>>139060929
This is inevitable. All we can hope for is that it's a fun ride nonetheless.
>>139060747
>no lapels on anyone's suits
Did Akatsuka-sensei just avoid drawing them or was this an actual fashion?
>>139060747
The only ones I can't see going down this route is Choro and Kara. It would make no sense for Choro to be a policeman now. Kara would be strange to have him at grocery store.
>>139061171
Even though its just a beer ad, I can see the Osomatsu-Kun Grows Up futures happening with a few tweeks.
>>139061171
>seeing Ichi actually getting married.
>>139060747
Well, they're redistributing 30 Years, so they might be.
>>139060940
>spoonfeeding
They have nametags. They can figure it out themselves.
>>139060815
They are so cute.
>>139061260
>Implying he won't somehow attract the daughter of a CEO.
>>139061287
Maybe I felt bad for them.
>>139061171
Choro likes to keep things humble but I could see him as a policeman, that is one that doesn't have to do any dirty work. He could study law and be a tsukkomi to the world.
>>139061293
When I first watched ep 1 I thought there would be a lot more references to Showa.
>>139061260
Ichi getting married withdeath
I'm honestly excited to see what they do with Totoko and Oso on Monday. It'll be interesting to see how she helps him.
>>139061567
maybe it'll be like the time when Oso got really sick and she promised to take the show from him in his memory.
It could just be a throwaway joke and she could actually help the guy.
ᴷᵃʳᵃᵐᵃᵗˢᵘ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉˢ ʰᵃᵖᵖᶦᶰᵉˢˢ⋅
It already hurts just seeing this without subs
https://twitter.com/shs_zl/status/712288270789378049
>>139059831
Westerns might be the ones who won't forget but they're completely irrelevant. Nips are quick to flock into the next hottest shit, and sword anime might be coming so yeah, Pierrot has to think fast.
>>139061816Bless this post
>>139061816
That happiness being my dick.
>tfw you only got into Osomatsu-san this month
It feels like I've hitched a ride but now it's speeding into oblivion
You can now smell like your favorite Matsu.
>>139061016THE CAT
>>139062473
>Ichi's smell
>puss, sweat, tears, depression and death
No thanks.
>>139062473
So money, roses,semen, sweat, and coffee?
>>139062547
Thanks for reminding me, I forgot him but you said it better than I could.
>>139062473
>money
>wine and roses
>glow sticks covered in sweat
>cat piss
>baseball sweat
>starbucks
Gee I don't know what to choose
>>139061816true
>>139062473
maybe Kara smells like those strong and cheap perfumes or AXE because of the commercials.
The only one that smells good isOsomatsu
Is this some kind of preorder bonus?
>>139059831
As long as tumblr doesn't get a hold of it it's all good
Soon
>>139062632
I love his pafecto fashun
>>139062625
>>139062577
>Money
>Strong cheap cologne
>Semen
>Cat shit and piss
>Sweat
>Baby butt
fixed
>>139062766
I want totouchhis legs
http://cpsheet.tools.mutugo.xyz/
I know someone posted a translated version of this chart awhile back. Anyone have it?
>>139062939
I want tokisshisface
>>139062473
sauce?
>>139063184
https://twitter.com/primaniacs_PR/status/713184426205650949
Show you care.
>>139063289
http://primaniacs.com/osomatsu_fragrance/
Those notes are all over the place.
>>139060551
This is the end
So, how is Dekpan gonna fix Jyushi's arm?
>>139063478
>this is what chorofags actually look like
>>139063586
AW SHIT NIGGA THAT'S TOTTY
>>139063586
>Totty sticker
not trying to start anything, but you might need to look again.
>>139063554
Robot arm. Now Juice can pitch 80 meters and more.
>>139063586
You might actually be blind.
>>139063478
I was waiting for someone to post this horror show.Thank god he doesn't namedrop what it's from.
>>139063478
Is that who I think it is?
>>139063478
Jesus christ how horrifying.No wonder there aren't many Tottyfags.
>>139063586
Where does all the hate for Choromatsu even come from?
Do people really think that a Japanimu comedy could survive without a straight-laced straight man to comment on all the wild and unruly antics of his boke companion(s)?
>>139063657
I was actually gonna say tentacle arm.
>>139063773it's (mostly) a meme
>>139063478
Who the fuck is this
>>139063944Pewdiepie
He actually looks nice with a beard.
>>139064031
>>139063478
I am not even shocked he picked Totty. Did he show this on one of his videos?
>>139063773
Its basically a meme. I honestly can't hate any of the Matsus. They're all my favorites.
>>139063773
Does he even do that anymore? Prior to episode 24, the most he's done is go along with said wild and unruly antics and pretend he's more straitlaced than the others despite proving otherwise. If anything, I see others calling him out more than him calling them out these days.
>>139063773
A lot of it here is fake meme hate, I don't dislike him but he's lowest on my rank mainly because he's overused or used in the wrong places. I prefer when Totty takes tsukkomi and Choro is boke just to switch it up, you know? Every character seems to have multiple facets but him, I'm sure he does as well but by almost always sticking him as either always straight man to the main group, or the direct focus, we don't get that distance needed for him to become as ridiculous as the rest.
Or you can ignore all that, and my short version is that he needs something other than idolfag to stand out.
The ending should of been Oso getting a job and moving out and the other brothers being pissed about it instead of this depressing shit.
This is one of the weirdest things I've seen involving Jyushi.http://naughtymagnta.tumblr.com/post/136866632857/the-only-explanation-i-find-for-this-i-was
>>139064031
>Pewdiepie
literally, who?
>>139064406
Gross.
He put that encyclopedia there to cover the real porn mags
>>139064485
Nah anon, Jyushi is a kinky fucker.
>>139064406
I wish I didn't look at their other art.
>>139064476
A faggot from youtube.
Will season 2 reveal what Jyushi is into? We know about everyone elses fetishes except his.
So how hard is it going to be to get that whole perfume set? There's no such thing as too many tiny stink bottles.
>>139064476
The king of all screaming autistic children.
>>139065117
We don't know either Jyushi's or Choro's fetish.
>>139062473
>Juicy scent is literally just piss in a bottle
What music do the matsus listen to?
>>139065160
Then he should have a Jyushimatsu sticker instead of Totty.
>>139065160
I am still shocked how people can watch him anymore. Half the time it's just videos of him making weird faces then actually playing the game.
>>139065132
Anon are you really willing to pay over $300 for those? I could see one or two but god damn you don't need a different NEET stench every day of the week.
>>139063421
>http://primaniacs.com/osomatsu_fragrance/
>Kara's
I can't wait to smell like sexy wood and leather.
>>139061171
This is from "30 Years" where they're all scientists. "Grows Up" has different designs, like Osomatsu being bald and Ichimatsu having no glasses but a mustache.
>>139065557
I see cat.
>>139065117bestiality
>>139065557
I spy with my little eye an ESP CAT
>>139065557
I have a huge soft spot for Wonderland themed stuff, if the full designs look good these might end up being my first buyfag. (Cat)erpillar Ichi and Rabbit Choro were great choices.
>>139065694
>Ichi not the fucking Cheshire Cat
>Juicy not the fucking Mad Hatter
Disgusting.
>>139065557
>obligatory Alice AU
we otomeshit now.
I also like how Kara's the Hatter since the hatter's always one of the main guys in an Alice thing. And because he's one of the more popular Alice characters.
Oso just needs some tender loving to get over his issues.
>>139065755
Well it's certainly different choices than normal Wonderland typecasting. Though I think Iyami would probably work better as the caterpillar
>>139065839
I want Kara to punch me tenderly
>>139065755
Cheshire Cat is too easy! But I'm with you on Mad Hatter, though he's the March Hare which is pretty on point too.
>>139065973
Choro and Ichi look the best here. Kara would better without the horrible shades maybe.
>>139065794
>we otomeshit now.
>now
An actual otome game is coming and F6 is basically otomeshit parody.
When does the OST release?
>>139065970
>>139062732
Have you seen osomatsu threads
>>139066236
No date yet, it'll probably come out with one of the BDs
>>139066211
But anon, you and I both know an otome isn't' complete without a half-assed Alice parody.
>>139065117
>>139065188
Is this your first matsu thread? We already know Juushi's fetish.
>>139065314
These are actually not expensive and wouldn't put much of a dent in my preening budget.
>>139063773
Anons telling you it's fake meme hate but no, some really do think Choro is shit. He's worst matsu so it's only natural.
>>139066524
It was never stated though I am not saying it wasn't obvious but I really like some confirmation at least.
>>139066031
That fucking jacket is a travesty. I hate patterned shit like that. He could wear something better.
>>139065314
$300+ for six 30ml bottles of juice really isn't bad at all, even if they are EdTs. I'd be wary of a blind buy of the lot, though.
Coincidence or stalking?
You decide /a/
>>139060747
Osomatsu-kun Grows Up did it all wrong!
>>139066599
Yeah, its obviously beastiality, but is he into bugs specifically? Or is he into animals in general?
>>139066849
I'm pretty sure he was stalking her.
>>139066849
Wait when did this happen? I don't remember.
>>139066965
From when he was stalking Totoko in episode 24 and saw her in front of a matchmaking agency
Oso doesn't deserve this suffering
>>139067004
Ah that makes sense.
>>139060112
>S2
>Not realizing the moment they changed the opening was when Season 2 STARTED!
>>139067040
Are you retarded?
>>139067040
![[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 75.mp4_snapshot_00.46_[2016.03.24_22.21.28].png](https://i.imgur.com/Jq5MsVF.jpg "[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 75.mp4_snapshot_00.46_[2016.03.24_22.21.28].png")
>>139060747
The 80s series had an episode when they are all old
>>139067100
Is Oso the one that's bald?
ICHIMATSU LIVES
CONFIRMED
You walk into the club and this guy smacks your waifus ass. What do you do?
![[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 75.mp4_snapshot_03.13_[2016.03.24_22.24.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/1KO7SHv.jpg "[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 75.mp4_snapshot_03.13_[2016.03.24_22.24.31].png")
>>139067100
And totoko was fat and lonely
>>139067177
Pray to God he doesn't eat her or me.
It's going to be a "and everything went back to normal" ending and you're retarded if you think otherwise.
>>139067246
Yeah well your shoes look like shit
>>139067261
>>139067246
Call me half-retarded because I'm completely split on what's going to happen. If the cast was that surprised about it considering how many shows they've done, then whatever's going to happen is likely different from what we'd expect.
>>139067246
>ending
>not the cold open before the opening credits
>>139067177
This design is god-tier.
>>139067119
Choromatsu's the bald one here. He had bad luck.
>>139067401
Well shit.
>>139067246
Nakamura Yuichi and FukuJun said they were surprised by the ending so I doubt it.
>>139067177
Get a mop. She's just a wet smear now.
>>139067433
Maybe it mirrors Sanematsu, with his brothers gone and Osomatsu left alone to imagine all the good times.
>>139067473
That's been a theory for awhile now, hell, its been one since Osomatsu-Kun.
I'm pretty sure Sanematsu was made to joke about it.
![[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 75.mp4_snapshot_05.19_[2016.03.24_22.35.54].png](https://i.imgur.com/mb2N8Ia.png "[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 75.mp4_snapshot_05.19_[2016.03.24_22.35.54].png")
>>139067100
And all of the matsus are scientists.
>>139067511
>hell, its been one since Osomatsu-Kun.
care to explain?
>>139067578
Isn't that just an adaptation of 30 Years then? That pompadour doesn't look too bad on that Matsu, anyway.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.27_[2016.03.23_23.50.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/po1QdWw.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.27_[2016.03.23_23.50.07].jpg")
>>139065225
Ichi listens to X-Japan, right?
>>139067657
Yeah, they bumped the timeskip from 30 Years to 40 so the Matsus and Totoko are 50-year olds. We get to see that Chibita and Hatabo also have families of lookalike kids and grandkids.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/24%E8%A9%B1NG%E9%9B%86?src=hash
I need so to translate all this too much, they're all based on the 24 ep.
>>139067824
And he dresses as Hide. No wonder he's the depressed one with suicidal thoughts.
>>139067927
I ought to download that set of episodes. It looks interesting.
>>139065225
>Kara
Ozaki Yutaka
>Ichi
X-Japan/ hide
>>139068265
Got damn it, not the edgy cutter art.
To be honest, I expect Osomatsu to do this, not Ichi.
>>139068435
That shit's been around for Ichi ever since ESP Kitty happened. I guess 24 just made it a bit more popular.
And Oso cutting would just be stupid.
>>139067445
I want Juice to turn me into a wet smear.
>>139068808
The puzzle app is out now.
>putting totty's hand in his crotch
Jesus christ
>>139069008
They all had their jam with this scene. Every frame had something ever weirder.
>>139065839why does this make me diamonds
>>139067177kneel and worship him
>>139069194
Eldest brothers charm
>>139069008
I want oso to manhandle me
IT CAN'T BE OVER MONDAY
I have no shameI just don't give a fuck
>>139069550
I'm actually jealous.
>>139069550
>taping them
>not framing them
>>139069550
> no karaichi poster
good taste
So the puzzle game is alright. My only issue is that it takes fucking forever for inputs to go through so you have to wait like five minutes just for it to go to the next screen after tapping a button. Hopefully they'll fix that if it's happening to other people too.
I like the music more than what's in Hesowars at least.
>>139069620
I'm prolly gonna laminate themTO KEEP THEM FOREVER
>>139069649
That damages the poster, idiot.
I noticed Shu Matsubara sticks with Fujita to write Classicaloid from the latest trailer. That's our rehab anime I guess.
I also airs in fall so no, no S2 for at least 3-4 seasons.
>>139068910
I have no clue how to find this app I am on the jap site but I don't see it . I don't have the knowledge to type it in moon. Anyone have a direct link?
Why is the game so fucking slow? Is it the servers?
I hope Kara dies on monday instead of Ichi
>>139069907
Remember that Hesokuri Wars had abysmal server problems when it launched. The same thing could be happening here.
>>139070120
They all died before it wouldn't really make much of a difference.
>>139070120
They all die except Osomatsu and he evolves into Sanematsu, keeping the memory of his brothers alive with his delusions.
>>139070164
True
>>139069888
Download a QR code reader app.
>>139071009
I did it's not reading it
>>139071031
nvm it finally worked after reinstalling it.
>>139071076
How were you able to download it? My Apple Store account isn't valid to download it.
>>139071175
You need a Japanese iTunes account. It's not really hard, just make a new account and say you live in Japan. Put a fake address or something.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dtechno.pazzmatsu
This should be the right link
>>139059517
>QooApp
>read device state and identity, take pictures and videos, modify/delete SD card contests, find accounts on the device, use accounts on the device, full network access, view network connections, control vibration, prevent phone from sleeping
Isn't this a little excessive?
>>139071175
>>139071248
Took me 45 mins, but I was finally able to set up an account and download it.
I love you m/a/tsus
>>139072701
Fuck offWe love you too
>>139072701
Well, since we sunk this low...
>>139070259Post more western fanart that's not retarded.
Is the server down or something?
>>139073481
>Post more western fanart that's not retarded.
Fuck no
>>139073596
The puzzlematsu one I mean
>>139065694
A different anon posted a response to the AIW poster about who would be who and I would like to draw it and did the sketch but help a drawfag. Should it be in Disney colouring like pic or Osomatsu colouring? I'm stuck and forgot about it.
>>139073481
>Post more western fanart that's not retarded.
Fuck off
>>139074393
Not the guy, but disney coloring. Just to mix it up.
If anyone was interested how many matsus there are to collect, here's an image. It looks like they're doing it like they've done it with the HW game, but I haven't gotten to try it yet
>>139074690
Alright, thank you. I'll see if I can make it work.
>>139073596
I believe it is.
>>139074703
>Ichi
Who needs a crown when you got mad pussy game?
>>139074703
Oso is cute as fuck as a king.
Todomatsu
>>139074703
I would like to bring to your attention, the difference in posture of the Ichi Matsumoto and the remaining Ichi's. With this new evidence it is safe to conclude that Ichi did indeed correct his posture!
>>139075620
Do you have the others?
>>139075620
>smoking
That's not cute.
>>139075333
i want to protect his smile by giving him my money
>>139074703
>>139075620
Where do you find these pictures?
>>139075638
he should do that more often
>>139059406
Hopefully it ends with awesome and some room for S2.
I'm tempted
>>139076050
>>139075995
Oh no.
Jyushimatsu
>>139076085
>>139076050
>can't shit on a table properly
>can't sew satisfactory
>can't hold a cigarette correctly
just die ichi
>>139076139
>jyushi with mouth closed
Creeps me out everytime
>>139076190
Wow rude
>>139076190
can't be a king either, Nyanko is wearing his crown
>>139076198
Is he still Jyushimatsu with his mouth closed?
>>139076222
That damn cat has done nothing but make Ichi an inactive passive tool for petting, and if you took the cats away from Ichi he will show his full self. The reason he is currently fainting is because the cats had him dormant for way too long even in his ultimate slug form he could be curbed by a kitty.
>>139064607
>tentadick jyushi
the most horrifyinghard oni've ever had.
Can someone explain what these slug/riajuu mascots are? Is this some nip joke? I kind of want one but I want to understand what the hell it is first.
Ichimatsu
>>139075995
Slav matsu's confirmed.
>>139076462
CUTE CATS! CUTE!
>>139076459
Watch episode 3.5.
FukuJun is best waifu
>>139076540
huh I didn't even know this was a thing. Thanks anon, I'll watch it afterthe last episodeto lift my spirits.
>captcha: select all images with juice
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-03-17-18h22m55s159.png](https://i.imgur.com/hk5OtmF.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-03-17-18h22m55s159.png")
>one hour osomatsu special
Could it be real?
>>139073481
> western art that isn't retarded
I scoured my folders and this was all I could find that wasn't by Astrolimes/Blacklimes or Crispy.
>>139074703
Too soon.
Choromatsu
>>139076728You forgot narpoodles and domatsu
>>139076803
Agreed with the latter (I'm genuinely impressed with how domatsu mimics the show's style almost flawlessly) but the former isn't ringing a bell.
>>139076719
Source?
>>139076760
Really Choro? Why do you need to fap to porn mags when you have the money to afford like 7 wives, one for each day?
>>139076953
I just now made it up but it would be cool wouldn't it?
Karamatsu
>>139076978
