You're forced to pick a button against your will
Which one?
>>138889715
the only decent sounding one is middle
2nd or 3rd for sure
>>138889715
>the sister must be blood related
alright! this is my fucking fetish
Harem leadthough i'd rather be a girl in the harem
>>138889715
>You can't choose what they look like
Risky click, gonna go with One Piece and make my crew 3 female pirates all logia of course and make them lust for my cock.
You can literally imitate all the chooses with the one piece one
I hit the third one at random because tl;dr.
>These niggas not picking the pokémon adventure
>>138889715
Ash can't age and is on a adventure all the time
>>138889715
Is the Harem MC in a battle harem or a """normal""" harem?
>>138889929
My nigga
How dense was I for it to become a harem?
3rd and 4th a best
>>138890007
True
>You start with one master ball
Doesn't ash regularly find legendaries too? Throw it on the first one you see and it's easy breeze from there
>>138889929
literally the only one worth picking
>>138890072
You become Ichika-tier dense.
>>138889715
>any gym leader
Infinite MooMoo Milk. Easy life.
Harem.
mostly because free home.
Holy fuck how is the harem one not the best choice.
4th no contest
>>138889715
2nd one is the safest
3rd one's enticing, but everyone you care about will probably die
4th one has terrifying implications
>>138889715
Okay, so for the fourth one does that mean you'll never age? Or does it mean you'll have a date with truck-kun?
>>138889715
>>138889929
Who wouldn't pick the pokemon adventure? I mean seriously. I love mecha and a OP adventure would be awesome, but that shit must get tense after a while even if you can't die. You can have a harem in pokemon if you want. I can only think that if you want to be the little girl you wouldn't pick the pokemon world.
Peaceful as fuck and roaming the countryside catching mons with nothing to worry about alongside your bros and bitches as you go on an adventure and stay 10 for the rest of your life. Awesome.
>>138889715
Number 4.
I want to be a cute girl doing cute things.
>>138889715
Second one without any doubt, blood related incest is my fetish.
>you are the leader of a pirate crew
stopped reading there.
mfw choosing between 2 and 4
>>138889715
Harem
There's a reason I like *monogatari.
>>138889715
>Harem option
>no tomboy
>>138890384
>jasmine
great taste
pokemon only choice
>live on my own with no expenses to pay
That wins, hands down.
>>138889715
First of course
I get Kizaru's fruit and sail the New World on easy mode.
>>138890507
Best type, best girl, best game. Jasmine is perfect.
>>138890505
I would choose harem if one of the girls was a tomboy.
>>138889715
One piece crew easily.
There is so much leeway in the rules for that one that you may as well just pick it and be done with it if you wanted to rules lawyer this picture.
However since that goes against the spirit. I'm just going to be really basic.
I pick the superpower of motivational speaking. The ability to motivate myself and everyone around me just by speaking.
I then travel the sees looking for strong allies outside of my core three to start a pirate baseball team that goes and challenges Yonkou, Shichikbukai and Marines to massive baseball games.
Does Hilda count as a gym leader? Is she even canon in the anime? fuck
I pick Dratini
>>138890505
this,number 1 is the only choice
>>138889715
pushed second from the left on the thumbnail
well all the other options seem more fun im still ok with it
magically live on your own with no expenses to pay is a shitload better than my current living situation where i normally live on my own and have to pay for shit
I think I'd enjoy the harem option most. Do I get to stay a girl?
>>138890769
Sorry but you will now be a futanari
>>138890769
LONDON
>>138889715
All of it
>>138890769
Girls can have harems too familia
Is there any limit on the kinds of super powers you can have for 1)? If you can have an arbitrary super power you can just be a reality warper and simulate any of the other 4. You also have 3 other characters who you can give powers to and your power could just be to control them.
>>138890103
Yeah in the first movie he finds the bird trio and lugia. Plus living in the pokemon world is something i've dreamed when i was younger
>>138889715
I choose harem for the >magically live alone with no expenses.
Having a harem is just icing after that. Plus, with 4 choices there's a good chance at least 1 is hot and I couldn't give a fuck if it were the sister.
>>138889715
Button 1, Planewalking/Interdimensional Travel/Whatever you want to call it. No one ever said I couldn't leave right when I get there.
>>138889715
>choose Harem
>become a hikki-neet
I'll just say to my sister that i'm fed up with everthing.
>>138889715
The middle sounds a bit alluring, but given how specific it is about not dying in a fight and knowing how such things go it would probably mean that you're going to die getting poisoned or in some accident.
The harem sounds good at first, but given that you're not allowed to choose what they look like you might end up in real life with some ugly whores who end up cucking you.
Since I already am a little girl and I'd like to try something new I'd either be a pirate captain or a pokemon trainer.
>>138890769
CZECH REPUBLIC
>>138889715
Report button
>>138889715
Cutey in the KyoAni show.
I can only pray to Satan that my life plays out completely like theirs - all dat sweet sugary banality - and that I'm spared the fate of the girls in all those doujins I've vigorously sullied myself with over the years.
>>138890667
Touko does wonderful things to my dick.
Elaborating on my first button
I'd beable to freeze the perception of time don't know if this is logia, or paramecia. If it's illegal for One Piece I go with Wind logia
My navigator has a water logia, she'd be a copy of nami only not a slut and jew. 2nd is a sniper with a flying Zoan, maybe dragon or chimera. Right hand has no fruit.
Fuck One Piece MMO when?
>>138889715
>harem option
>can't choose what they look like
Even if they turn out terrible you probably attract better girls with your innate harem protag swag
>>138891040
>not wanting to be fucked senseless by faceless old men
>>138889929
This seriously
>>138889715
>You are in One Peace
No
>You are Ash Ketchum
nope
>you are teeenage little girl
>>tumbrl
>you are harem protagonsit
>you are mecha protagonist
Eh, I'm flipping coin on this.
>>138889715
Second or fourth sound cool.
>>138889715
OP, probably should number or color the buttons the next time you do this. Middle is top pick, but 2nd from left is a tough contender and might have won with some modifications.
One piece one is my dream and I fucking hate OP, I just love sailing
>>138889715
>2nd Button
Can I switch the sister out for a cousin? If so, yes. If not, 3rd button.
>>138889715
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>>138889715
Mecha series because I'm literally immortal.Fuck you, I consider living through each day a massive challenge, seeing as I'm constantly on the verge of suicide. So with that in mind, I can never die, not even of old age. And then when I'm several thousand years old and everyone I care about has died or been murdered or what have you, I'll be fighting to die instead of fighting to push myself through another day, so I'll just end up living in a constant hell of madness.
>all these niggas not wanting to be a loli
any of y'all thinking option 2 sounds good must not actually have a sister.
>>138891308
>always on the verge of suicide
>wants the option that grants him immortality
I find this amusing because I can identify with it 100%.
I either want to just die right now and get it over with, or live forever. Fuck this 70-80 years shit.
>>138891357
It's inconceivable how many faggots don't want to be a cute girl and do cute things with other cute girls for their entire life.
>>138891299
I like you.
>a teenage little girl
I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
>>138889715
Mecha protagonist i don't die when i fight so i just to fight all the time and thus becoming demonbane.
>>138889715
>pick a button against your will
Wait, so I'm forced to pick one I don't chose? What's even the point then?
3 or 5 EZ
having a giant mech sounds up my alley.
Pokemon madness would literally be fairytale greatness, seriously how could it ever be a bad choice.
>>138889715
Pokemon, easily.
The One Piece option is shit because that world is hell if you're not one of the Strawhat Pirates.
> against your will
> implying
>>138891790
>Not making your crew a poneglyph reader and someone with the will of D
You could choose a broken power and start knocking out Shikibukai to get your name around
>>138891357
I don't want to be a little girl, I want to fuck one.
>>138891173
>>138891357
Nigga, I can get my ass rammed by old faggots on Craigslist/Grindr/whatever whenever I want, and so can you: why I gotta be subjected to it at random all my life as unageing pedobait?
>>138889715
2.
Harem ending lets go
Of course, I might get monkey-pawed and they're all atrocious, but >no expenses to pay
>>138889715
>The sister must be blood related.
Fucking deal.
3, obviously.
>>138889715
This thread was great on /v/ yesterday thanks for bringing it here for everyone else OP!
>>138889715
you guys are missing the point
>magically no expenses to pay.
Fuck the harem, i'll live for free on my own.
>Pokemon adventure and eternal youth
Why the fuck would I pick anything else?
>>138892347
What if they all moved in with you?
>>138892329
>not knowing where it originally came from
Also
>>>/v/
>>138892347
>Fuck the harem
Yes anon that is the point
>>138891935
>not wanting to be pounded face into the mattress by onii-chan
Besides, you can still do that as a little girl
Pt II
>>138889715
>harem lead
>sister is blood related
sign me up nigger
>>138892436
#5, demon lord please and thanks.
>>138892396
But i'll still have no expenses to pay. It comes with the button.
>>138892415
But I like being a bald fat old man with a smelly dick
>>138889891
Most of these are garbage
1. You die when the marines you encounter begin to possess Haki and stomp your faggoty, will-less ass into the ground.
2. These women will be set into their archetype for the rest of their fucking life so good luck dealing with that annoying shit for your entire life. Also, incest = jail time dumbass
3. This is the only good one but all your friends will die and you will probably lose hope halfway through and kill yourself.
4. Being a teenage girl for the rest of your life is garbage
5. Pokemon are actually fucking scary, for example, Garchomp, who can fly faster than sound despite the fact that it has no fucking wings. Without cartoon physics you'll die before you finish the fifth gym, assuming you pick a half decent gym leader and guess correctly which version they will be
>>138892436
2, it's not even close
>>138892436
Neo-Venezia. Don't even need to read the rest.
>>138890225
I'd personally pick Claire
>>138889715
Cute little teenage girl one of course.
>>138889715
Harem. I want to live on my own without expenses with my sister wife. It is my greatest dream.
>>138890384
If I picked Jasmine to go along with me would it be shitty anime Jasmine or perfect game Jasmine?
This is very important.
>>138892436
Second one sounds like it would be fun. Maybe I'll meet my waifu in one of those worlds.
>>138892436
2 or 5.
>>138892436
Sidenote: Undine is the little girl option
>>138892436
2 is literally a win button
>>138892588
Good question. I hope game Jasmine. Might be anime since you turn into Ash.
>>138889715
2 and i want 8 mikans
>>138891945
But it's gay if you do that as a man.
>>138892436
1.
I want to be a cute Undine.
>>138889929
I'd do it if I can fuck Cynthia.
>>138889715
4, of course
>>138889715
Kyoanus show
>>138892436
You get to experience all the options if you choose 2 of 5.
>>138889715
There are literally zero reasons to not pick #4.
>>138890769
ＫＡＢＵＬ
>>138892513
>jail time
Japan is a plutocracy where money can buy anything. All expenses are paid for.
>Being a teenage girl for the rest of your life is garbage
Why are you even here?
>>138889715
Mecha button.
Develop PTSD after best bro dies, completely ignore love interest. Become space dust/space ghost/Gundam/vegetable eventually.
>>138892436
Do I get to take waifus from the worlds I visit? If so, I pick the Doctor Who button.
Third
>>138893196
depends on the world and your skills really
only option 5 guarantees waifus
all the monster girls you can think of + all the human girls you can kidnap
>>138892436
>2
I'd watch that anime
>>138893477
Surely at least one girl would like to travel with me willingly? All the bonus points in the world if she's a tsundere and we have a lot of banter while saving ＬＯＮＤＯＮ yet again.
>>138892436
The Gianax end one, because the twist at the end is that all of it was a dream and that you were in an alien induced coma, and every two weeks you wake up only to find out that the events of the past two weeks were also the events of an alien induced coma, so you're in a coma within a coma within a coma within a coma within a coma for infinity. No matter what you do to kill yourself or end your existence, you always wake up in another coma world.
>>138889715
>Ash Ketchum
That's not Red
>fundiebaby with golddigger harem
yeah, no
>be the little girl
nah
>mecha genius with popstar love "interest" and bros
too boring
>Freedom and the ability to go anywhere and do anything for as long as you can make it
Short harsh life with long stretches of boredom at sea. This option still offers the best deal of all of them.
>>138891308
>>138891419
Patrician taste.
>>138889715
>harem with sister
SOLD
If I'm a little girl can I be a huge slut, this is the important part
>>138889715
>the sister must be blood related.
2nd one, no hesitation.
Kyoani girl
>>138890161
>>138890072
Well I know which button not to pick, then.
>>138889715
>Also, you magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
I'm sold.
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
i pick this one
>>138889715
>The companions can be customized as you see fit for your crew with any power you desire.
Choose button one and just make my crew mate have the power to make me be able to do whatever I want. I have to power to force him to use it on me if he doesn't want to.
Then I just teleport to anime Japan and become a loli superhero. I will be loyal to my crew though so they can come with me and become magical girls.
>>138889715
well harems are cancer, but there is always the shameless type that end up in a harem ending, so I think I'd openly shoot for one of those. I can't stand one peice, mecha series sounds like a good way for a death of a loved one if not yourself, I'm already a moemoe little girl since i'm on /a/, so picking that makes no sense, and who the fuck would ever want to be Ash?
Yep, no.2 for me. I'll shoot for the harem ending.
>>138889715
Why can't I just skip?
What if I press all the buttons at once?
>>138890882
Wont you end up in a NHK harem setting then?
>just want to be left alone in room
>people keep busting down the door
>your sister keeps bringing her friends
>they never let you have alone time and keep lusting for your cock but never going all the way
>your hikki room has more people than your house in real life
>>138889715
>super power of my choosing
>Customizable companions
I pick the power to open dimensional portals and pick expy's of famous fictional pirates and we will sail the interdimensional seas of anime fandom pillaging magical/scifi high schools and stealing al their booty.
>>138889715
>pick any of the first 4 buttons
>die of old age, disease, an act of god, or murder
>pick the 5th button
>never die, always get through situations via deus ex machina, be 12 years old for all of eternity
I've only ever played one pokemon game just to see what it was about, but even I know that becoming Ash is the objectively correct decision here. Plus I wouldn't mind having an army of ferociously loyal pokemon fighting for me.
>>138889715
>be ash
>sabrina is my companion
Christ this is like all my childhood fantasies
>>138891919
This, because you can choose whathever you want you can get extremely op stuff.
>>138895683
Anon, she's over twice as old as Ash.
>>138892436
2 is basically my dream come true, would push without a second thought
>Pick Pokemon
>My companion is Giovanni
What could possibly go wrong
will my new body still have crippling depression?
>>138895738
And?
>>138895814
And Ash hasn't even hit puberty yet.
>>138891419
>>138891308
>not picking the pokemon adventure
>not realizing being immortal comes as a bonus by becoming ash
>>138889715
Mecha, would he fun as fuck, live forever and fight robots as a hero, super fun, the pokemon one sounds fun too
>>138889715
Pirate crew with the ability to control water, where's me prize matey?
Call me when I can be a loli vampire
>>138889929
muh nigga
>>138891357
Of course I want to, but the button only lets me become a high school hag.
>>138889715
The first three are out. Be the little girl or be a pokemon trainer... That's a hard one.
Call me when I can be in Bleach
>>138895738
I think that's the point. anon wants some /ss/
>>138896079
Would you rather be the loli vampire or the loli vampire's pet?
I honestly can't decide between the mecha or harem.
>>138889929
the obvious choice, didn't even think about it
>>138896412
What exactly does /ss/ stand for anyways? I get the idea is shota being smothered by an older woman, but I never understood what /ss/ actually meant.
>>138892872
Technically, the OP said "gym leader", and since Cynthia is the Champion/Elte 4, she doesn't count.
>>138896446
What are the perks?
>>138889715
>cute teenage girl in high school
>will never grow old
Holy fuck sign me up.
>>138896802
Oh you'll grow old, you'll just always look like a highschooler.
>>138896446
Loli vampire. I can just find another loli and make myself her pet if I want to.
>>138896625
I think it means straight shota.I am not sure
>>138896446
Obviously the loli I mean come on
>>138896625
>>138896951
I normally wouldn't spoonfeed, but I'm generous tonight. Straight Shota. Basically to differentiate between regular shota that girls would look at for the boys, and instead to designate that it's not just shota but either an older woman or a girl of the same or slightly older age along with the shota.
Basically no straight man is going to want to look at shota unless they can self-insert as a younger self and fulfill their Oedipus complex or unsatisfied childhood desires, thus the different terms.
>>138896913
>growing old without the worst part happening
Sounds pretty sweet.
>>138891595
>a teenage little girl
Kyoani finds a way.
>>138889715
>>138892436
4 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 10 > 5 > 9 > 7 > 8 > 6
Harem looks tempting but becoming a girl is even more so.
>>138891533
It's kinda boring, to be honest.
Also, you can still be a cute girl in choice 1, 2 and 3.
all these plebs picking anything except #5
The One Piece one is tempting, but the Grand Line is fucking terrifying and anyone with a rudimentary understanding of Haki could wreck my shit no matter what my Devil Fruit power is.
>>138889715
First one. My devil fruit lets me turn into a cute little girl and my friends are cute little girls. It's like choice 4 but with more looting and pillaging.
>>138889715
Four, so I can be a cute girl exploring my very female sexuality and discovering the sensations of my very womanly vagina.
>>138889715
Tough call between 3 or 5,
As much as I love mecha, I gotta go with Pokemon. Obviously gonna take pic related along as my companion, and take asentretas my starter
I'd be pretty fucking happy desu
>>138897341
>wanting to be MC of a world plagued by bad writing and localization
I pick 3. Then I'll proceed to fight forever so that I can be invincible.
>>138897873
But you gotta admit. Your show would forever have content in the decades to follow up.
You only exist as long as there's content for you.
>>138897419
you get it brah
>>138898017
True, and I suppose Ash has had many worthwhile experiencesexcept winning the league.
>>138892436
1. I want to spend three years learning how to row a boat.
>>138889715
Anyone who doesn't say mecha isn't a real man.
>>138898554
I can't stand mecha.
>>138898554
But anon, I'm a little girl.
>>138889715
The Macross-esque mecha series button.
"Magically live on your own with no expenses to pay" makes the second one tempting, but I'd rather have my youth back.
>>138889715
I'm piloting the mech if my best bro is also my love interest.
>>138889715
mecha
>>138892550
A man who understands
>>138889715
Harem
Pokemon is fine too but i'm probably too lazy to travel the world.
>>138889715
Does the mecha bit really have to be SEED?
Like, seriously.
>>138899317
Not really SEED cause Athene isn't completely buddy buddy with Yamato they want to kill each other for most of it
>>138892436
2 or 5
If 5, dispatch monsters to do insane amounts of community service.
Hero's party will have a hard time justifying killing "those hideous monsters that keep picking up litter and repairing little old ladies' fences". Also, send out monstergirl ambassadors.
>>138890422
Anon, this really sounds wrong.
>>138898780
When little girls pilot mecha, they become real manly little boys.
>>138889715
5 if I can bang the pokebitches. Otherwise 3.
>>138890225
>not sabrina
>>138891491
>right to left reading
this isn't manga. literally why do this?
>>138899592
Do you not want to be a cute 2D girl?
Are you gay?
>>138900133
Everyone should want to be a little girl at least once in their life. But there's still better options to choose from than number 4.
>>138892436
NEO VENEZIA HERE I COME!!!!!
>>138889715
I can't decide between mecha or Pokemon. Holy fuck. I'm getting tired of pokemon being either the best or second best choice in these type of things.
>>138889715
Easy 2nd button. The things I'd do just to have a sister like Komachi/Mikan
>>138892436
2 would be a very cool option until
>you have all the necessary survival skills and tools for your adventure.
made me thought that I wouldn't be eating delicious buffets or something. I'd only eat whatever is necessary and the taste is awful.
>>138900663
also The Search of the Incredible (we ASUS now?) might be a curse than a blessing. imagine being trapped in a loop into searching for that incredible that you'll never find. it's a literal hell actually.
>>138889715
2nd is risky but probably the best
1st comes down to how creative you are with it
3rd you just know something horrible will happen to those around you but otherwise sounds good
4th is possibly horrifying as fuck
5th is . . . I guess it's ok. It would be an interesting experience if nothing else. I'd probably go with a Glaceon, Charizard or Rapidash.
>>138900022
>right to left reading
I believe that anon is numbering them in order of preference. Unless the numbers now go 1,2,4,3,5.
>>138889715
What's my sister's friend like?
>>138892436
6. nope.
7. what is this, doctor who? not overly keen
8. definitely no. Bounty hunting in space would be lonely, claustrophobic, and require insane amounts of exercising.
9. Arguably the best option on this list, and it's still not very enticing.
10. Would be fun while it lasted.
2>>>>3>>5>>4>1>>>10=9>7>6>>>8
>>138889715
Why would anyone choose anything else than4?
>>138900459
How can a world where you catch super powered animals and make them fight for your amusement and profit not be the best or second best?
>>138889715
4th one
>>138901248
>>138901279
>You will look like that for the rest of your life.
Meaning either:
>very short life
>all of your friends grow up and you forever remain a kid, and become hunted by paedophiles because you're technically legal.
4th is a nasty trap.
>>138901266
Being a harem lead is clearly the best. End of story.
Then there's number 3 which sounds just as good as number 5, AND you don't need to be Ash Ketchum!
>>138901375
>very short life
Still worth it.
>>138901375
>you forever remain a kid, and become hunted by paedophiles because you're technically legal
Third, definitely
>>138901266
I'm just saying that Pokemon is such a good choice that it either shouldn't be there, or it have some better competition. I sound like a broken record from all the times I've picked pokemon.
>>138889715
Pokemon is the only world where 10 year old school dropout NEETs can still make a comfortable living without having to fear starvation or disease.
Any other choices only end up in PTSD.
The faggots that pick mecha would always have to watch their back for betrayal or assassination and they would have to murder fellow humans for a living.
>Pokemon
>Mecha
Can I McPick2?
>>138901436
Hah. As long as you know what you're signing up for.
>>138901532
>Any other choices only end up in PTSD.
Harem lead wouldn't.
>>138892436
#5 and I'll make damn sure that I become the nicest guy in the entire series, bar none.
Always wanted to pilot a Mecha, only other decent one is the first one, but being a pirate is too small an ambition.
>>138889715
Harem or Kyoani
>sister must be blood related
>dont get to pick what they look like
>blood related so will look like a rule63 version of myself
>implying this is a bad thing
Its like youve already picked the route for me
>kyoani loli
>/ll/ for life
choices
>be Ash
>get squirtle with shades
>travel with Lt. Surge
>mfw
>>138901695
>implying this is a bad thing
I know right? It's as if whoever made that didn't realise what /a/ is like.
>>138889715
Anyone that didn't choose #4 is a huge faggot.
>>138902039
>anyone that doesn't want to get fucked by older men is a faggot
Do you even know how to words? I don't think you know how to words.
>>138901959
Im also qt and have done drag, a girl version of me is my ideal, and if anything like the other women in my family
>tall
>blonde
>blue eyed
>big tits and ass
>model tier looks
>autistic
Im actually sad Ill never meet my exact self but female from universe63.
>>138902151
With VR technology, we're less than a decade away from someone creating a sex game where you fuck your rule 63'd self. People never knew they wanted it, but once the idea is sparked, people won't be able to get the idea out of their heads. I should find a tech team and make a kickstarter or something.
>>138902194
I would donate. everyone secretly wants to fuck themselves- really, thats what masturbation is anyway.
>>138889715
Harem if I get to end up with all the girls instead of having to pick one. If not then Mecha.
>>138889715
5.
>M. Lucario w/ adaptability and smogon set
I'll be rolling in cash.
>harem genre is generally disliked by majority of /a/
>would choose being a harem rather than the other choices
Its quite sensible in this case though, the others feature blood bath or immortality.
I guess most /a/nons want an easy life.
I'd love to be 4.
>>138890667
>>138891050
Anons I will not allow best girl to be posted without due respect to her glorious ass.
>>138889715
I'm mashing 2 but NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>138889715
>Ash Ketchum
>Lt. Surge
>Mankey
>>138889715
Button 2 would be garbage, but
>The sister must be blood related
>>138896446
i'd want the fuck buddy
>>138889715
The Pokémon one. Obviously.
Choosing One Piece. An adventure of a life time is worth it over whatever muh dick decides. Pokémon sounds tempting though.
>>138889715
>>138890839
Best Choice. Only Choice.
>>138903307
cute girl mecha pilot with harem (including her blood related sister) going on an overseas adventure with her pokemons?
>>138889715
>>138889715
This image needs to be redone.
There needs to be choices that can genuinely compete with Pokemon like maybe a Harvest Moon lifestyle versus a Pokemon lifestyle.
>>138903230
>Implying you wouldn't be made a bitch in One Piece either by pirates, marines, or nobles.
4th is the only correct choice here.
>>138889715
#1 easily.
IDK what my power would be, I'd have to think about it. Shouldn't be too hard to come up with something OP like instantly killing someone by thinking about it or some shit like that.
My crew would be incredibly powerful, loyal & intelligent. All females. They'd lust for me. Basically a harem of super competent body guards with a lust for my cock.
We'd sail from island to another, searching for members to join my harem of sluts that live and breathe for me and my dick. Fuck finding One Piece, I'd be living the dream.
Then again, since I'm able to choose my power AND my three initial companions, I could essentially make me and my 3 main sluts so powerful that no one would stand a chance against us.
Now, to the important things; What would my three main sluts look like? I'm thinking one would be like Robin, instead slightly more plump in physique, and probably a bit older. Love me some motherly tits. One could be a loli. One would be more along the lines of Nami in terms of body/age.
They'd have useful skills, one would be an expert navigator, one would be a competent doctor and so on.
Ofc we'd have to fill some crew positions on while we sail, I definitely need at least a mink some other exotic additions in my harem.
I could see us gathering money on our way to Sabaody to buy some slaves to serve my dick.
Anyhow, eventually I'd have gathered an army of sluts. I could have some males in there, traps etc, maybe I could make an exception and give a few crew positions to really competent men. They'd have one of two bitches of their own so they'd stay away from my girls.
My army would be divided into three sections, led by my Main Sluts. They'd be aware of my tastes and they'd choose and send me girls based on their extensive knowledge of my preferences, and I'd live in my fortress full of horny pirate whores, fucking all day as my fiercesome and loyal army conquers the world for me.
I don't see why anyone would pick anything else.
>>138902991
>harem genre is generally disliked by majority of /a/
Back to ANN, newfag.
>>138889715
3. Give me the mecha.
Although 4 is a close second.
>>138892436
Wow, these are pretty bad choices.
Give me 2.
The choice between little girl and pokemon world is the hardest, but I choose being a little girl, because the pokemon world would be a hell to live in actually, considering how it would be with real life adults in it.
>>138889715
>Pokemon
>Misty
Any other choice is pleb and any other companion is for underageb&
>>138890267
Fucking underrated, become neet with 2d waifus for laifu
>>138903436
>Misty
Is nostalgia really that strong to make a shit choice like Misty look like a good one?
Even back when I was a small autismo, I tolerated Misty, but otherwise hated her.
>>138903377
hey I hate haremshit as well, but
>Also, you magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
is just too tempting to ignore. ignore harem, acquire free shit. Not a berniefag though.
>>138903576
>Also, you magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
>is just too tempting to ignore.
Exactly. #2 is for people that understand implications.
#4 is for idiots that can't do likewise.
For #4ers:
>give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night
>set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
I'm gonna play the role of anti-Kyubey and give you all the "implications" behind all these buttons. To remind you of the bait and that you shouldn't press any of these.
>>138889715
1. A pretty short life don't you think?
2. these waifus can be literally your harem (in all sense of the word) and then they suddenly turn into 3dpds who want only your attention and no one else's.
3. You can never die in a fight while all your friends do. I dunno, sounds like a fate worse than death imo.
4. this will gonna make you a literal rapebait. your looks will be your worst enemy, and your small physique cannot possibly combat against those with big hands, torso, arms, etc.
5. you'll be trapped in a loop of forever catching pokemons all your life and nevergonna win the pokebowl
>>138892436
1. you'll end up a monster which characters gonna kill you for exp. And bitch when you don't drop rare items.
2. this anon explained it better than I could >>138900663
3. "but you have to hunt to get food EVERYDAY". we all do this everyday, but some of us doesn't HAVE to do this everyday. this is literally worse than choosing whatever current life you have.
4. What is this, endless 8? but literally not ending?
5. maybe if you're an immortal demon king, this is possibly the best option among everything else. the hero obviously is a mortal and you only have to sleep for x years before faggot hero gets old enough that he cannot possibly travel mountains just to reach your lair.
>>138889715
I can finally become the little girl.
>>138904612
I'm into little girls (anyone who says otherwise has a fetish for OLD HAGS like fuck off grandpa!). can I buy you an ice cream?
>>138904692
>OLD HAGS
>!
No, I'd tell you to fuck off to MAL.
>>138904575
>these waifus can be literally your harem (in all sense of the word) and then they suddenly turn into 3dpds who want only your attention and no one else's.
Still not seeing how this is a problem...
>>138904692
>let's pretend the ages between 15 and 40 don't exist
Let's not.
>>138904705
this little girl is a bitch!
>>138904724
sorry, 18 is an old hag to me. 16 is borderline.
>>138904706
>doesn't know Nice Boat ending
It's my ultimate dream to live in the one piece world.
I don't even want a crew or need a fruit, just put me in a boat anywhere on the planet.
Anyone who doesn't pick it isn't a fool. A man's dream can never die!
>>138904764
>doesn't know Nice Boat ending
You're right. What is the 'Nice Boat ending' if you don't mind me asking?
>>138904748
Your fetishes aren't reflected in mainstream opinion or law. Enjoy your sick fantasies but keep them to yourself.
>>138904804
>It's my ultimate dream to live in the one piece world.
What's so good about it?
>>138904840
School Days anime ending.
>>138904840
newfag leave
>>138904575
>4. this will gonna make you a literal rapebait. your looks will be your worst enemy, and your small physique cannot possibly combat against those with big hands, torso, arms, etc.
>>138889715
Put me on the mecha pham.
I don't even need my bro or a love interest.
BLOOD AND STEEL
CHAOS AND DEATH
DESTRUCTION AND SUFFERING
MOAR BLOOD etc.
>>138889715
Pokemon for sure
Do I have to be Ash though? I want to be Red
>>138904840
>mainstream opinion
you mean old hag opinion that obviously cannot compete with that young teen pussy?
>>138904868
>School Days anime ending.
Ohhhh. I see what you mean now. It's called 'Bloody Ending' in the visual novel, so I didn't make the connection.
I'd still pick #2 desu. You've just got to make it clear to the majority of the harem that they're not going to win and to either accept their place or move on, instead of keeping up an illusion that each separate girl is the OTP.
>>138904963
I've tried a few pussies and a 20 y.o's was tighter than a 17 y.o's. Age isn't as big of a factor as genetics.
Your obsession with underdeveloped genitals leads me to the suspicion that you have a small dick.
>>138904878
>4. this will gonna make you a literal rapebait. your looks will be your worst enemy, and your small physique cannot possibly combat against those with big hands, torso, arms, etc.
Why does this appeal to anons so much? You realise that it'll be the exact sort of people you'd least want to be raped by who'd be doing any raping, right?
>>138905027
>I've tried a few pussies
get outta here you literal walking dick.
>20 was tighter than a 17
anyone can tell that 17 is a whore. not sure if the 20 is a manlet or a virgin. maybe even not.
So, if I pick middle can I just develop the robot and send someone else to fight?
It just says that I'm picked by federation to do something, it doesn't say I have to be a pilot
>>138905119
>walking dick.
>>138891367
I do and I hate her, but I'd still hate-fuck her.
>>138904977
It's called Nice Boat because of Makoto's head ending up in Kotonoha's Nice Boat of a yacht. thus the meme.
Anyone else want to be guts instead?
>Get to kill demons
>Get blacked as a kid
>Have a dozen pyschological issues and traumas
>Get badass armor that makes you a dangerous threat to everyone around you ,friends included
Sounds fun right anons?
>>138889715
Five,but only if I stay as a girl.Ash and Brock can be my companions. To the adventure!
>>138889929
The problem is that I don't want to be that shitface Ash.
>>138905280
Ahh, that makes sense now. Thanks for the history anon!
Tbqh I think School Days worked much better as a visual novel. Watching Makoto face extreme consequences for his decisions is so much more immersive when they're decisions you deliberately made.
Shame that the anime isn't a route in the VN though.
>>138905280
Wasn't it because the last episode of the anime was replaced with footage of a ferry since a murder had occurred in Japan before it aired, and someone called the ferry a nice boat?
4, provided i will always do cute things for the rest of my life
>>138903359
>make an op DF
No.
>>138905312
The anime made justice to the VN actually. If anything, the VN is doing a huge disservice to itself with bugs everywhere (if you're talking of JAST version).
>>138889715
Anyone who didnt pick number 3 is a raging fag
>Whats that? got a problem?
>Pfft i can never die in a fight fag lets do it
>>138905382
>since a murder had occurred in Japan before it aired
never knew this nor did I care. just talking purely from the anime perspective.
>>138889929
OP, Mecha and Pokemon are the only correct choices but Pokemon is the best
>>138905413
Oups! I think you're confused, anon.
>>138905413
oh shit, meant for >>138905335
>>138889715
Ash. Hands down. Young forever. Constantly evolving world. NTR my childhood friend misty every chance I can get preferably with a bike involved.
>>138905095
The feeling of powerlessness would be amazing, intoxicating even, it doesn't matter if the rapist is some /a/ tier fedora wearing neckbeard atheist.
>>138905444
I don't think the anime would've gotten the Nice Boat meme from that boat scene alone.
Pokemon.
Where's the thrill in being a mecha pilot if you're invincible anyway? And if you're Ash you can easily build a harem.
>>138905531
>Not wanting to fight in mechs in a probably cyberpunk toyko
And If you are a rad mech pilot building a harem will be easymode
>>138905502
who knows? Makoto's beheaded head could have been enough.
>>138889715
Pokemon
>>138892436
Demon King. I'd use sneaky guerrilla tactics and subterfuge against the hero instead of waiting in my grand castle like a dumbass.
>>138905413
No denying that the VN is buggy as hell and had more than it's fair share of problems (Makoto's voice actor was the worst voice actor I've ever heard in anything ever). As long as you can put up with that, it's still one of the most awesome concepts I've ever seen and the sheer number and variety of routes and choices are staggering. (I'm thinking of SCHOOLDAYS HQ, btw)
The anime managed to do justice to the core concept of the VN, but in being a jumble of pieces of different routes and OC, it necessarily misses out on a lot of the VN's more interesting content and fails to capture the sheer variety of experiences and endings available.
>>138905568
I doubt it. If it's just that scene alone, people would've compared Makoto to Yorick and Kotonoha to Hamlet instead.
>>138905624
>awesome concepts
I've always wanted to play the VN for Otome. The anime barely touched her backstory after all. Guess I'll agree with you in this spectrum at least.
>>138905717
>I've always wanted to play the VN for Otome
She has one ending which is pretty good, but be warned that you can't go to the 'rest room' with her like they do in the anime. The more fun side character ending imho is Hikari. It's just a shame that you have to . . . let certain bad things happen . . . if you want to reach her endings.
Oh, and Setsuna -> Bavarois. That ending is hilarious and one of the more light-hearted routes in general.
Pic related is a route map (spoilers)
>>138905848
That series takes on a whole different tone when you realise that Sekai is basically Makoto's cousin and Setsuna is technically somewhere between a cousin and a sister of Makoto's (I don't know how the genetic maths exactly works for these bizarre situations). Maybe it's a good thing that the audience of the anime is never told.
>>138889715
>You can never die in a fight
What a terrible fate, to be a master on the battlefield with no chance of ever getting into Valhalla.
Truly a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone.
>>138906004
It's even worse if you can still be trapped underground somewhere forever.
>>138905556
>Ever wanting to kill people for a living.
You think war is fun or something?
>>138905998
Reminder that Rika's DNA is 96.875% Tomaru's.
>>138889715
Easy, harem protagonist. I'd probably turn it into a doujin and fuck all of them. Notice there's no yandere so I'd be safe from repercussions.
>>138906066
Well that wouldn't be in battle, so I assume you could still die then.
But really
>Choose to be great warrior
>But can't go to warrior heaven
What a terrible choice, that's like being born in the pokeworld and not being allowed to have any pokemon.
>>138892436
SPACE BOUNTY-HUNTER MOTHERFUCKERS
>>138906149
Throwing morality out the window for a sec, I wonder what the world record for most generations of that is. Surely they stop being functional human beings after 3 or 4 irl.
>>138889929
>be a 10 y/o kid
>poor
>homeless
>defenseless
>commit animal cruelty aking to cock fights everyday
Yeah, nah.
>>138906201
That would literally be the most depressing job irl. You couldn't pick a worse optionexcept for 4
>>138906149
Is it close enough to be selfcest at that point? He's nearly fucking himself.
>>138891419
>tfw always wanted to be an immotal vampire
>>138905998
So Setsuna is Makoto's father's son's daughter and his father's sister's great granddaughter and his father's daughter's granddaughter and his father's granddaughter's daughter and his father's granddaughter.
Welp.
>>138905407
>A devil fruit that makes anything you think about happen
>Allows you to literally kill just by thinking about it
>Think about an Admiral or an Yonkou dying
>They drop like Hitler on the floor of his bunker
>Everyone that tries to oppose you dies
>No one dares to oppose you in fear of you thinking anything about them
>Proceed to think about Nami giving you a rimjob while Robin rides you and you suck Hancock's titties
>>138889715
#4 Koe no Katachi trap?
>>138889715
>Pokemon
How is this even a choice?
>>138890855
That was the second or third movie.
>>138889715
Second for the free permanent living, with no downsides and third for the war, paycheck and bro. Tough choice. Probably third because fucking all those women all the time wouldn't leave me enough free time for hobbies and bros.
>>138907450
First is Mewtwo
Second is Lugia
Third is Entei
>>138892436
#2 baby. Kino here I come honey.
>>138905848
>HQ route map
Does anyone have the route map for PS2 version? I know it had more bad endings than HQ.
On a related note, the original didn't have the "Pushed Too Far" ending. Does it mean that the top "The Price of Betrayal" route leads straight to the "To My Children" ending?
>>138907671
Most likely. I haven't actually tried that branch yet. Maybe I'll give it a go later.
When I went through blind I had a pretty crazy route:
ep 2 rejected by Sekai -> Kotonoha -> ep 3 rejected by sekai -> With Great Reluctance -> A Christmas Invitation -> Christmas Eve
Basically,After rejecting Makoto several times, Sekai realises that she's fallen in love with him, but by then him and Kotonoha are an item. Sekai then winds up in an abusive (and slightly rapey) relationship with Taisuke, and becomes a miserable pile of regret and self-loathing while Makoto and Kotonoha have their 'happily ever after' ending. It has a feeling of 'poetic justice gone too far'
>>138907836
Are you playing original, PS2 or HQ version?
>>138907864
HQ, so I can't help you for the PS2 version.
A few of the bad endings felt kinda forced, like in the final yellow path a certain someone flips out and gets murderous out of nowhere despite the MC being perfectly reasonable to her.
>>138905484
I also wish to deny myself the ability to stop being a helpless little girl, no matter what-- forever. I don't need anything else. So fourth choice is obvious. We can only hope that this becomes possible one day.
The last one.
I'm not going to pretend like I'm picking it because all the other choices suck but
>one piss
>oh boy you get to deal with 4 women instead of 0
>boring fuck cliche mech series
>boring fucking kyoanus series
>adventure in an exotic land full of exciting sights and amazing creatures
I'd pick a stand over all of them though.
1st option so I can rape, pillage and conquer around the world with time-stop powers and overpowered loli crewmates
>>138893594
>>138901247
funny thing I had Kino in mind when making that choice
>>138889715
OP choice seems OP as fuck
>you can choose any power
can I get the power of making buttons like this one?
even if it´s not THAT OP, 3 sounds like a fun ride too. 4 and 5 sound pretty cool too, but again, with the OP choice I can use the superpower of being a super cute capitain doing super cute things
>2
again, you can customize the companions in the option 1
>>138892436
now, this sounds great in general. but what happens when you get to the Gainax ending
>>138889715
third and fourth are the only worthwhile ones
>>138889929
I've never played pokemon, so I don't know shit about it and whether it will be worth it.
not underageb& - just a mongolian dude
>>138911106
mongolian dude that grew up without this stuff*
Kyoani, without doubt.
>>138889715
>you magically love on your own with no expenses to pay
Fuck the rest of that option, THIS. No living expenses? I'm in. I am so fucking in.
>>138889715
Sabrina as companion
Piplup as starter
>>138904575
>implying rape happens in KyoAni fluffy SoL universe
I don't think you understand.
>>138889929
This, how the fuck are there people not picking the Pokemon adventure?
I'd choose Skyla as my companion and Hawlucha as my starter.
>>138892436
Neo-Venezia is boring compared to those other choices. Also >work. Pass
>number 2
As nice as being Kino would be, eating nothing but portale rations and all the other unpleasant shit she has to do all the time doesn't sound enjoyable. Even with all the super skills and tools that I assume won't allow me to die in the numerous gun and fist fights.
>space bounty hunter
This is even worse than Kino, at least that one gave you skills to survive, with this, it's basically a death sentence.
>gainax
Yeah this is the best choice.
>monster harem
Nah. Gainax still wins.
>>138889715
But if I pick a button would it still be against my will?
If I choose a button will they press another button against my will?
If I choose a button and want to press it then it wouldn't be against my will..
>>138909606
>>138911056
That's what I'm saying:
>>138906733
>>138903373
With that One Piece option you could essentially be a fucking god. Or the god of fucking. What ever you'd want to be.
>>138889715
I think 4. It's a little too vague, but I assume I would still retain my free will and wouldn't be stuck only doing things that they would do in your typical Kyoani show. Its always been my dream to be a cute anime girl so I can be a total slut and get gangbanged 24/7. Alternatively option one would also allow me to be a cute anime girl, and the customizable crew is a big plus.
>>138911106
>>138911133
You still have time. Just get an emulator like Visual Boy Advance and download Leaf Green or Fire Red. Trust me, you won't regret it.
>>138889929
I'd pick that without a second thought if it wasn't for
>Ash
>Incredibly small number of people even mentioning 4
>Those who do speak of it negatively
What the hell happened to this place?
Once, this thread would have been 100%, or close to it, filled with people calling anyone who wouldn't choose 4 retarded.
>>138889839
This.mfw I'll never know the pleasure of being cummed inside while being a little qt girl;_;
>>138889715
Nigga sign me up for Ash Ketchup.
I'm taking Sabrina and and a ditto on my quest to be the best like no one there ever was.
>>138914185
Times are a-changin'.
I also have a huge bias for giant mechs so, yeah.
>>138914185
Better options were available
>>138914185
Little girl option is always a plus in my book
but that KyoAni thing
btw I choose Pokemon Adventure
>>138892436
for this Option #1 (trader)
>owner of sci-fi conglomerate
>can hire adventurer as a guide and bounty hunter as a bodyguard
>use money to fund a project to genetically engineer catgirls for domestic use
>chill at Neo-V in a gondola ride
>>138914185
Because with option 4 you still have to pay living expenses for the rest of your life anon. #2 is LITERALLY too good. The only one that compares is #3 and only because a soldier who can't lose is literally invaluable. You could command the president to suck your dick and he would simply so you don't defect.
>>138889715
Number 2, is the sister a home-maker and the friend a sporty tomboy? If so, sign me up!
>>138914185
>take 1
>your power is to be a little girl doing cute things
don´t get blinded by just one thing anon, you have to see the whole picture
>>138889715
>be immortal pirate ruling the world with my op team of superheros
>shag all day with a collection of girls that will never leave me despite my blindingly obvious faults
>pilot fucking giant robots all day and have a true bro
>be a little girl in high school
>set off from age 10 to capture little monsters and force them to fight each other, all the while saving the world, collecting my own harem, and learning valuable life skills
Well jeez when you put it like that...
>>138915347
I know, right?
What kind of retard doesn't pick 4?
>>138889715
Obviously 4
BECOMING A MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE GIRL HOW IS THAT EVE A QUESTION YOU ARE ALL SUCH FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELF
>>138915761
I'd rather fuck my sister.
>>138915784
fag
>>138889715
4th and 5th are the only reasonable choices.
>>138889715
NUMBER 5.
I WILL BECOME A GOD OF THE POKEMON UNIVERSE.
>>138889715
>no expenses to pay
2nd one.
Live myself an easy ass life.
2nd choice would be Pokemon.
>>138889715
I'd take the mecha pilot, risking that I'd be literally Shinji with a bro-Rei and some love interest. Not dying doesn't mean I won't get my mind and body tortured and mutilated right? You know what, give me the Pokeballs instead, Misty and Charmander please.
>>138889803
But Chino is not blood related.
>>138889715
Second from right, without a second thought. Being a cute girl forever would be the best thing ever. KyoAni has great girls too, so I'd gladly be one of their girls. Mai, Reina, Isuzu and Shinka especially.Does Kyonko count? If not, Asahina.
>>138889715
Can it be a harem ofguys instead of shitty girls?
If not I pick the mech. Best bro will deliver.
>>138891357
It's impossible for me to become a loli without becoming the local cumdumpster for all the shota in school.
I wouldn't be able to control myself. So better avoid that choice.
>>138889715
Numba 1 or 3.
In one hand, I don't like girls.
In the other, the harem option pays all my expenses magically without me having to work and I live alone.
But there is no yandere, so I can still do it with my genki best bro while the girls watch and suffer for not being able to have me so, yeah. I pick 2.
>>138889715
>no "Joe" button
>>138889715
>not six option.
I always wanted to be a serial killer.
>>138889715
These all fucking suck. Just shoot me now.
>>138889715
Number two. Fuck harem, all of my expenses are paid off, that's fucking great. I will probably choose a kuudere though, they usually a best. Or fuck all four, why the hell not, it's not like my sister will tell anyone.
>>138921179
Your sister is yandere and will kill everyone else if you don't knock her up first.
>>138889715
2 is nice just for the no expenses and imouto lust, but 4 sounds like all of the same benefits with the added benefit of being a little girl. It's not even a competition.
