You're forced to pick a button against your will
Which one?
>>138889715
the only decent sounding one is middle
2nd or 3rd for sure
>>138889715
>the sister must be blood related
alright! this is my fucking fetish
Harem leadthough i'd rather be a girl in the harem
>>138889715
>You can't choose what they look like
Risky click, gonna go with One Piece and make my crew 3 female pirates all logia of course and make them lust for my cock.
You can literally imitate all the chooses with the one piece one
I hit the third one at random because tl;dr.
>These niggas not picking the pokémon adventure
>>138889715
Ash can't age and is on a adventure all the time
>>138889715
Is the Harem MC in a battle harem or a """normal""" harem?
>>138889929
My nigga
How dense was I for it to become a harem?
3rd and 4th a best
>>138890007
True
>You start with one master ball
Doesn't ash regularly find legendaries too? Throw it on the first one you see and it's easy breeze from there
>>138889929
literally the only one worth picking
>>138890072
You become Ichika-tier dense.
>>138889715
>any gym leader
Infinite MooMoo Milk. Easy life.
Harem.
mostly because free home.
Holy fuck how is the harem one not the best choice.
4th no contest
>>138889715
2nd one is the safest
3rd one's enticing, but everyone you care about will probably die
4th one has terrifying implications
>>138889715
Okay, so for the fourth one does that mean you'll never age? Or does it mean you'll have a date with truck-kun?
>>138889715
>>138889929
Who wouldn't pick the pokemon adventure? I mean seriously. I love mecha and a OP adventure would be awesome, but that shit must get tense after a while even if you can't die. You can have a harem in pokemon if you want. I can only think that if you want to be the little girl you wouldn't pick the pokemon world.
Peaceful as fuck and roaming the countryside catching mons with nothing to worry about alongside your bros and bitches as you go on an adventure and stay 10 for the rest of your life. Awesome.
>>138889715
Number 4.
I want to be a cute girl doing cute things.
>>138889715
Second one without any doubt, blood related incest is my fetish.
>you are the leader of a pirate crew
stopped reading there.
mfw choosing between 2 and 4
>>138889715
Harem
There's a reason I like *monogatari.
>>138889715
>Harem option
>no tomboy
>>138890384
>jasmine
great taste
pokemon only choice
>live on my own with no expenses to pay
That wins, hands down.
>>138889715
First of course
I get Kizaru's fruit and sail the New World on easy mode.
>>138890507
Best type, best girl, best game. Jasmine is perfect.
>>138890505
I would choose harem if one of the girls was a tomboy.
>>138889715
One piece crew easily.
There is so much leeway in the rules for that one that you may as well just pick it and be done with it if you wanted to rules lawyer this picture.
However since that goes against the spirit. I'm just going to be really basic.
I pick the superpower of motivational speaking. The ability to motivate myself and everyone around me just by speaking.
I then travel the sees looking for strong allies outside of my core three to start a pirate baseball team that goes and challenges Yonkou, Shichikbukai and Marines to massive baseball games.
Does Hilda count as a gym leader? Is she even canon in the anime? fuck
I pick Dratini
>>138890505
this,number 1 is the only choice
>>138889715
pushed second from the left on the thumbnail
well all the other options seem more fun im still ok with it
magically live on your own with no expenses to pay is a shitload better than my current living situation where i normally live on my own and have to pay for shit
I think I'd enjoy the harem option most. Do I get to stay a girl?
>>138890769
Sorry but you will now be a futanari
>>138890769
LONDON
>>138889715
All of it
>>138890769
Girls can have harems too familia
Is there any limit on the kinds of super powers you can have for 1)? If you can have an arbitrary super power you can just be a reality warper and simulate any of the other 4. You also have 3 other characters who you can give powers to and your power could just be to control them.
>>138890103
Yeah in the first movie he finds the bird trio and lugia. Plus living in the pokemon world is something i've dreamed when i was younger
>>138889715
I choose harem for the >magically live alone with no expenses.
Having a harem is just icing after that. Plus, with 4 choices there's a good chance at least 1 is hot and I couldn't give a fuck if it were the sister.
>>138889715
Button 1, Planewalking/Interdimensional Travel/Whatever you want to call it. No one ever said I couldn't leave right when I get there.
>>138889715
>choose Harem
>become a hikki-neet
I'll just say to my sister that i'm fed up with everthing.
>>138889715
The middle sounds a bit alluring, but given how specific it is about not dying in a fight and knowing how such things go it would probably mean that you're going to die getting poisoned or in some accident.
The harem sounds good at first, but given that you're not allowed to choose what they look like you might end up in real life with some ugly whores who end up cucking you.
Since I already am a little girl and I'd like to try something new I'd either be a pirate captain or a pokemon trainer.
>>138890769
CZECH REPUBLIC
>>138889715
Report button
>>138889715
Cutey in the KyoAni show.
I can only pray to Satan that my life plays out completely like theirs - all dat sweet sugary banality - and that I'm spared the fate of the girls in all those doujins I've vigorously sullied myself with over the years.
>>138890667
Touko does wonderful things to my dick.
Elaborating on my first button
I'd beable to freeze the perception of time don't know if this is logia, or paramecia. If it's illegal for One Piece I go with Wind logia
My navigator has a water logia, she'd be a copy of nami only not a slut and jew. 2nd is a sniper with a flying Zoan, maybe dragon or chimera. Right hand has no fruit.
Fuck One Piece MMO when?
>>138889715
>harem option
>can't choose what they look like
Even if they turn out terrible you probably attract better girls with your innate harem protag swag
>>138891040
>not wanting to be fucked senseless by faceless old men
>>138889929
This seriously
>>138889715
>You are in One Peace
No
>You are Ash Ketchum
nope
>you are teeenage little girl
>>tumbrl
>you are harem protagonsit
>you are mecha protagonist
Eh, I'm flipping coin on this.
>>138889715
Second or fourth sound cool.
>>138889715
OP, probably should number or color the buttons the next time you do this. Middle is top pick, but 2nd from left is a tough contender and might have won with some modifications.
One piece one is my dream and I fucking hate OP, I just love sailing
>>138889715
>2nd Button
Can I switch the sister out for a cousin? If so, yes. If not, 3rd button.
>>138889715
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>>138889715
Mecha series because I'm literally immortal.Fuck you, I consider living through each day a massive challenge, seeing as I'm constantly on the verge of suicide. So with that in mind, I can never die, not even of old age. And then when I'm several thousand years old and everyone I care about has died or been murdered or what have you, I'll be fighting to die instead of fighting to push myself through another day, so I'll just end up living in a constant hell of madness.
>all these niggas not wanting to be a loli
any of y'all thinking option 2 sounds good must not actually have a sister.
>>138891308
>always on the verge of suicide
>wants the option that grants him immortality
I find this amusing because I can identify with it 100%.
I either want to just die right now and get it over with, or live forever. Fuck this 70-80 years shit.
>>138891357
It's inconceivable how many faggots don't want to be a cute girl and do cute things with other cute girls for their entire life.
>>138891299
I like you.
>a teenage little girl
I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL
>>138889715
Mecha protagonist i don't die when i fight so i just to fight all the time and thus becoming demonbane.
>>138889715
>pick a button against your will
Wait, so I'm forced to pick one I don't chose? What's even the point then?
3 or 5 EZ
having a giant mech sounds up my alley.
Pokemon madness would literally be fairytale greatness, seriously how could it ever be a bad choice.
>>138889715
Pokemon, easily.
The One Piece option is shit because that world is hell if you're not one of the Strawhat Pirates.
> against your will
> implying
>>138891790
>Not making your crew a poneglyph reader and someone with the will of D
You could choose a broken power and start knocking out Shikibukai to get your name around
>>138891357
I don't want to be a little girl, I want to fuck one.
>>138891173
>>138891357
Nigga, I can get my ass rammed by old faggots on Craigslist/Grindr/whatever whenever I want, and so can you: why I gotta be subjected to it at random all my life as unageing pedobait?
>>138889715
2.
Harem ending lets go
Of course, I might get monkey-pawed and they're all atrocious, but >no expenses to pay
>>138889715
>The sister must be blood related.
Fucking deal.
3, obviously.
>>138889715
This thread was great on /v/ yesterday thanks for bringing it here for everyone else OP!
>>138889715
you guys are missing the point
>magically no expenses to pay.
Fuck the harem, i'll live for free on my own.
>Pokemon adventure and eternal youth
Why the fuck would I pick anything else?
>>138892347
What if they all moved in with you?
>>138892329
>not knowing where it originally came from
Also
>>>/v/
>>138892347
>Fuck the harem
Yes anon that is the point
>>138891935
>not wanting to be pounded face into the mattress by onii-chan
Besides, you can still do that as a little girl
Pt II
>>138889715
>harem lead
>sister is blood related
sign me up nigger
>>138892436
#5, demon lord please and thanks.
>>138892396
But i'll still have no expenses to pay. It comes with the button.
>>138892415
But I like being a bald fat old man with a smelly dick
>>138889891
Most of these are garbage
1. You die when the marines you encounter begin to possess Haki and stomp your faggoty, will-less ass into the ground.
2. These women will be set into their archetype for the rest of their fucking life so good luck dealing with that annoying shit for your entire life. Also, incest = jail time dumbass
3. This is the only good one but all your friends will die and you will probably lose hope halfway through and kill yourself.
4. Being a teenage girl for the rest of your life is garbage
5. Pokemon are actually fucking scary, for example, Garchomp, who can fly faster than sound despite the fact that it has no fucking wings. Without cartoon physics you'll die before you finish the fifth gym, assuming you pick a half decent gym leader and guess correctly which version they will be
>>138892436
2, it's not even close
>>138892436
Neo-Venezia. Don't even need to read the rest.
>>138890225
I'd personally pick Claire
>>138889715
Cute little teenage girl one of course.
>>138889715
Harem. I want to live on my own without expenses with my sister wife. It is my greatest dream.
>>138890384
If I picked Jasmine to go along with me would it be shitty anime Jasmine or perfect game Jasmine?
This is very important.
>>138892436
Second one sounds like it would be fun. Maybe I'll meet my waifu in one of those worlds.
>>138892436
2 or 5.
>>138892436
Sidenote: Undine is the little girl option
>>138892436
2 is literally a win button
>>138892588
Good question. I hope game Jasmine. Might be anime since you turn into Ash.
>>138889715
2 and i want 8 mikans
>>138891945
But it's gay if you do that as a man.
>>138892436
1.
I want to be a cute Undine.
>>138889929
I'd do it if I can fuck Cynthia.
>>138889715
4, of course
>>138889715
Kyoanus show
>>138892436
You get to experience all the options if you choose 2 of 5.
>>138889715
There are literally zero reasons to not pick #4.
>>138890769
ＫＡＢＵＬ
>>138892513
>jail time
Japan is a plutocracy where money can buy anything. All expenses are paid for.
>Being a teenage girl for the rest of your life is garbage
Why are you even here?
>>138889715
Mecha button.
Develop PTSD after best bro dies, completely ignore love interest. Become space dust/space ghost/Gundam/vegetable eventually.
>>138892436
Do I get to take waifus from the worlds I visit? If so, I pick the Doctor Who button.
Third
>>138893196
depends on the world and your skills really
only option 5 guarantees waifus
all the monster girls you can think of + all the human girls you can kidnap
>>138892436
>2
I'd watch that anime
>>138893477
Surely at least one girl would like to travel with me willingly? All the bonus points in the world if she's a tsundere and we have a lot of banter while saving ＬＯＮＤＯＮ yet again.
>>138892436
The Gianax end one, because the twist at the end is that all of it was a dream and that you were in an alien induced coma, and every two weeks you wake up only to find out that the events of the past two weeks were also the events of an alien induced coma, so you're in a coma within a coma within a coma within a coma within a coma for infinity. No matter what you do to kill yourself or end your existence, you always wake up in another coma world.
>>138889715
>Ash Ketchum
That's not Red
>fundiebaby with golddigger harem
yeah, no
>be the little girl
nah
>mecha genius with popstar love "interest" and bros
too boring
>Freedom and the ability to go anywhere and do anything for as long as you can make it
Short harsh life with long stretches of boredom at sea. This option still offers the best deal of all of them.
>>138891308
>>138891419
Patrician taste.
>>138889715
>harem with sister
SOLD
If I'm a little girl can I be a huge slut, this is the important part
>>138889715
>the sister must be blood related.
2nd one, no hesitation.
Kyoani girl
>>138890161
>>138890072
Well I know which button not to pick, then.
>>138889715
>Also, you magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
I'm sold.
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
http://himasugi.org/jp/
i pick this one
>>138889715
>The companions can be customized as you see fit for your crew with any power you desire.
Choose button one and just make my crew mate have the power to make me be able to do whatever I want. I have to power to force him to use it on me if he doesn't want to.
Then I just teleport to anime Japan and become a loli superhero. I will be loyal to my crew though so they can come with me and become magical girls.
>>138889715
well harems are cancer, but there is always the shameless type that end up in a harem ending, so I think I'd openly shoot for one of those. I can't stand one peice, mecha series sounds like a good way for a death of a loved one if not yourself, I'm already a moemoe little girl since i'm on /a/, so picking that makes no sense, and who the fuck would ever want to be Ash?
Yep, no.2 for me. I'll shoot for the harem ending.
>>138889715
Why can't I just skip?
What if I press all the buttons at once?
>>138890882
Wont you end up in a NHK harem setting then?
>just want to be left alone in room
>people keep busting down the door
>your sister keeps bringing her friends
>they never let you have alone time and keep lusting for your cock but never going all the way
>your hikki room has more people than your house in real life
>>138889715
>super power of my choosing
>Customizable companions
I pick the power to open dimensional portals and pick expy's of famous fictional pirates and we will sail the interdimensional seas of anime fandom pillaging magical/scifi high schools and stealing al their booty.
>>138889715
>pick any of the first 4 buttons
>die of old age, disease, an act of god, or murder
>pick the 5th button
>never die, always get through situations via deus ex machina, be 12 years old for all of eternity
I've only ever played one pokemon game just to see what it was about, but even I know that becoming Ash is the objectively correct decision here. Plus I wouldn't mind having an army of ferociously loyal pokemon fighting for me.
>>138889715
>be ash
>sabrina is my companion
Christ this is like all my childhood fantasies
>>138891919
This, because you can choose whathever you want you can get extremely op stuff.
>>138895683
Anon, she's over twice as old as Ash.
>>138892436
2 is basically my dream come true, would push without a second thought
>Pick Pokemon
>My companion is Giovanni
What could possibly go wrong
will my new body still have crippling depression?
>>138895738
And?
>>138895814
And Ash hasn't even hit puberty yet.
>>138891419
>>138891308
>not picking the pokemon adventure
>not realizing being immortal comes as a bonus by becoming ash
>>138889715
Mecha, would he fun as fuck, live forever and fight robots as a hero, super fun, the pokemon one sounds fun too
>>138889715
Pirate crew with the ability to control water, where's me prize matey?
Call me when I can be a loli vampire
>>138889929
muh nigga
>>138891357
Of course I want to, but the button only lets me become a high school hag.
>>138889715
The first three are out. Be the little girl or be a pokemon trainer... That's a hard one.
Call me when I can be in Bleach
>>138895738
I think that's the point. anon wants some /ss/
>>138896079
Would you rather be the loli vampire or the loli vampire's pet?
I honestly can't decide between the mecha or harem.
>>138889929
the obvious choice, didn't even think about it
>>138896412
What exactly does /ss/ stand for anyways? I get the idea is shota being smothered by an older woman, but I never understood what /ss/ actually meant.
>>138892872
Technically, the OP said "gym leader", and since Cynthia is the Champion/Elte 4, she doesn't count.
>>138896446
What are the perks?
>>138889715
>cute teenage girl in high school
>will never grow old
Holy fuck sign me up.
>>138896802
Oh you'll grow old, you'll just always look like a highschooler.
>>138896446
Loli vampire. I can just find another loli and make myself her pet if I want to.
>>138896625
I think it means straight shota.I am not sure
>>138896446
Obviously the loli I mean come on
>>138896625
>>138896951
I normally wouldn't spoonfeed, but I'm generous tonight. Straight Shota. Basically to differentiate between regular shota that girls would look at for the boys, and instead to designate that it's not just shota but either an older woman or a girl of the same or slightly older age along with the shota.
Basically no straight man is going to want to look at shota unless they can self-insert as a younger self and fulfill their Oedipus complex or unsatisfied childhood desires, thus the different terms.
>>138896913
>growing old without the worst part happening
Sounds pretty sweet.
>>138891595
>a teenage little girl
Kyoani finds a way.
>>138889715
>>138892436
4 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 10 > 5 > 9 > 7 > 8 > 6
Harem looks tempting but becoming a girl is even more so.
>>138891533
It's kinda boring, to be honest.
Also, you can still be a cute girl in choice 1, 2 and 3.
all these plebs picking anything except #5
The One Piece one is tempting, but the Grand Line is fucking terrifying and anyone with a rudimentary understanding of Haki could wreck my shit no matter what my Devil Fruit power is.
>>138889715
First one. My devil fruit lets me turn into a cute little girl and my friends are cute little girls. It's like choice 4 but with more looting and pillaging.
>>138889715
Four, so I can be a cute girl exploring my very female sexuality and discovering the sensations of my very womanly vagina.
>>138889715
Tough call between 3 or 5,
As much as I love mecha, I gotta go with Pokemon. Obviously gonna take pic related along as my companion, and take asentretas my starter
I'd be pretty fucking happy desu
>>138897341
>wanting to be MC of a world plagued by bad writing and localization
I pick 3. Then I'll proceed to fight forever so that I can be invincible.
>>138897873
But you gotta admit. Your show would forever have content in the decades to follow up.
You only exist as long as there's content for you.
>>138897419
you get it brah
>>138898017
True, and I suppose Ash has had many worthwhile experiencesexcept winning the league.
>>138892436
1. I want to spend three years learning how to row a boat.
>>138889715
Anyone who doesn't say mecha isn't a real man.
>>138898554
I can't stand mecha.
>>138898554
But anon, I'm a little girl.
>>138889715
The Macross-esque mecha series button.
"Magically live on your own with no expenses to pay" makes the second one tempting, but I'd rather have my youth back.
>>138889715
I'm piloting the mech if my best bro is also my love interest.
>>138889715
mecha
>>138892550
A man who understands
>>138889715
Harem
Pokemon is fine too but i'm probably too lazy to travel the world.
>>138889715
Does the mecha bit really have to be SEED?
Like, seriously.
>>138899317
Not really SEED cause Athene isn't completely buddy buddy with Yamato they want to kill each other for most of it
>>138892436
2 or 5
If 5, dispatch monsters to do insane amounts of community service.
Hero's party will have a hard time justifying killing "those hideous monsters that keep picking up litter and repairing little old ladies' fences". Also, send out monstergirl ambassadors.
>>138890422
Anon, this really sounds wrong.
>>138898780
When little girls pilot mecha, they become real manly little boys.
>>138889715
5 if I can bang the pokebitches. Otherwise 3.
>>138890225
>not sabrina
>>138891491
>right to left reading
this isn't manga. literally why do this?
>>138899592
Do you not want to be a cute 2D girl?
Are you gay?
>>138900133
Everyone should want to be a little girl at least once in their life. But there's still better options to choose from than number 4.
>>138892436
NEO VENEZIA HERE I COME!!!!!
>>138889715
I can't decide between mecha or Pokemon. Holy fuck. I'm getting tired of pokemon being either the best or second best choice in these type of things.
>>138889715
Easy 2nd button. The things I'd do just to have a sister like Komachi/Mikan
>>138892436
2 would be a very cool option until
>you have all the necessary survival skills and tools for your adventure.
made me thought that I wouldn't be eating delicious buffets or something. I'd only eat whatever is necessary and the taste is awful.
>>138900663
also The Search of the Incredible (we ASUS now?) might be a curse than a blessing. imagine being trapped in a loop into searching for that incredible that you'll never find. it's a literal hell actually.
>>138889715
2nd is risky but probably the best
1st comes down to how creative you are with it
3rd you just know something horrible will happen to those around you but otherwise sounds good
4th is possibly horrifying as fuck
5th is . . . I guess it's ok. It would be an interesting experience if nothing else. I'd probably go with a Glaceon, Charizard or Rapidash.
>>138900022
>right to left reading
I believe that anon is numbering them in order of preference. Unless the numbers now go 1,2,4,3,5.
>>138889715
What's my sister's friend like?
>>138892436
6. nope.
7. what is this, doctor who? not overly keen
8. definitely no. Bounty hunting in space would be lonely, claustrophobic, and require insane amounts of exercising.
9. Arguably the best option on this list, and it's still not very enticing.
10. Would be fun while it lasted.
2>>>>3>>5>>4>1>>>10=9>7>6>>>8
>>138889715
Why would anyone choose anything else than4?
>>138900459
How can a world where you catch super powered animals and make them fight for your amusement and profit not be the best or second best?
>>138889715
4th one
>>138901248
>>138901279
>You will look like that for the rest of your life.
Meaning either:
>very short life
>all of your friends grow up and you forever remain a kid, and become hunted by paedophiles because you're technically legal.
4th is a nasty trap.
>>138901266
Being a harem lead is clearly the best. End of story.
Then there's number 3 which sounds just as good as number 5, AND you don't need to be Ash Ketchum!
>>138901375
>very short life
Still worth it.
>>138901375
>you forever remain a kid, and become hunted by paedophiles because you're technically legal
Third, definitely
>>138901266
I'm just saying that Pokemon is such a good choice that it either shouldn't be there, or it have some better competition. I sound like a broken record from all the times I've picked pokemon.
>>138889715
Pokemon is the only world where 10 year old school dropout NEETs can still make a comfortable living without having to fear starvation or disease.
Any other choices only end up in PTSD.
The faggots that pick mecha would always have to watch their back for betrayal or assassination and they would have to murder fellow humans for a living.
>Pokemon
>Mecha
Can I McPick2?
>>138901436
Hah. As long as you know what you're signing up for.
>>138901532
>Any other choices only end up in PTSD.
Harem lead wouldn't.
>>138892436
#5 and I'll make damn sure that I become the nicest guy in the entire series, bar none.
Always wanted to pilot a Mecha, only other decent one is the first one, but being a pirate is too small an ambition.
>>138889715
Harem or Kyoani
>sister must be blood related
>dont get to pick what they look like
>blood related so will look like a rule63 version of myself
>implying this is a bad thing
Its like youve already picked the route for me
>kyoani loli
>/ll/ for life
choices
>be Ash
>get squirtle with shades
>travel with Lt. Surge
>mfw
>>138901695
>implying this is a bad thing
I know right? It's as if whoever made that didn't realise what /a/ is like.
>>138889715
Anyone that didn't choose #4 is a huge faggot.
>>138902039
>anyone that doesn't want to get fucked by older men is a faggot
Do you even know how to words? I don't think you know how to words.
>>138901959
Im also qt and have done drag, a girl version of me is my ideal, and if anything like the other women in my family
>tall
>blonde
>blue eyed
>big tits and ass
>model tier looks
>autistic
Im actually sad Ill never meet my exact self but female from universe63.
>>138902151
With VR technology, we're less than a decade away from someone creating a sex game where you fuck your rule 63'd self. People never knew they wanted it, but once the idea is sparked, people won't be able to get the idea out of their heads. I should find a tech team and make a kickstarter or something.
>>138902194
I would donate. everyone secretly wants to fuck themselves- really, thats what masturbation is anyway.
>>138889715
Harem if I get to end up with all the girls instead of having to pick one. If not then Mecha.
>>138889715
5.
>M. Lucario w/ adaptability and smogon set
I'll be rolling in cash.
>harem genre is generally disliked by majority of /a/
>would choose being a harem rather than the other choices
Its quite sensible in this case though, the others feature blood bath or immortality.
I guess most /a/nons want an easy life.
I'd love to be 4.
>>138890667
>>138891050
Anons I will not allow best girl to be posted without due respect to her glorious ass.
>>138889715
I'm mashing 2 but NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>138889715
>Ash Ketchum
>Lt. Surge
>Mankey
>>138889715
Button 2 would be garbage, but
>The sister must be blood related
>>138896446
i'd want the fuck buddy
>>138889715
The Pokémon one. Obviously.
Choosing One Piece. An adventure of a life time is worth it over whatever muh dick decides. Pokémon sounds tempting though.
>>138889715
>>138890839
Best Choice. Only Choice.
>>138903307
cute girl mecha pilot with harem (including her blood related sister) going on an overseas adventure with her pokemons?
>>138889715
>>138889715
This image needs to be redone.
There needs to be choices that can genuinely compete with Pokemon like maybe a Harvest Moon lifestyle versus a Pokemon lifestyle.
>>138903230
>Implying you wouldn't be made a bitch in One Piece either by pirates, marines, or nobles.
4th is the only correct choice here.
>>138889715
#1 easily.
IDK what my power would be, I'd have to think about it. Shouldn't be too hard to come up with something OP like instantly killing someone by thinking about it or some shit like that.
My crew would be incredibly powerful, loyal & intelligent. All females. They'd lust for me. Basically a harem of super competent body guards with a lust for my cock.
We'd sail from island to another, searching for members to join my harem of sluts that live and breathe for me and my dick. Fuck finding One Piece, I'd be living the dream.
Then again, since I'm able to choose my power AND my three initial companions, I could essentially make me and my 3 main sluts so powerful that no one would stand a chance against us.
Now, to the important things; What would my three main sluts look like? I'm thinking one would be like Robin, instead slightly more plump in physique, and probably a bit older. Love me some motherly tits. One could be a loli. One would be more along the lines of Nami in terms of body/age.
They'd have useful skills, one would be an expert navigator, one would be a competent doctor and so on.
Ofc we'd have to fill some crew positions on while we sail, I definitely need at least a mink some other exotic additions in my harem.
I could see us gathering money on our way to Sabaody to buy some slaves to serve my dick.
Anyhow, eventually I'd have gathered an army of sluts. I could have some males in there, traps etc, maybe I could make an exception and give a few crew positions to really competent men. They'd have one of two bitches of their own so they'd stay away from my girls.
My army would be divided into three sections, led by my Main Sluts. They'd be aware of my tastes and they'd choose and send me girls based on their extensive knowledge of my preferences, and I'd live in my fortress full of horny pirate whores, fucking all day as my fiercesome and loyal army conquers the world for me.
I don't see why anyone would pick anything else.
>>138902991
>harem genre is generally disliked by majority of /a/
Back to ANN, newfag.
>>138889715
3. Give me the mecha.
Although 4 is a close second.
>>138892436
Wow, these are pretty bad choices.
Give me 2.
The choice between little girl and pokemon world is the hardest, but I choose being a little girl, because the pokemon world would be a hell to live in actually, considering how it would be with real life adults in it.
>>138889715
>Pokemon
>Misty
Any other choice is pleb and any other companion is for underageb&
>>138890267
Fucking underrated, become neet with 2d waifus for laifu
>>138903436
>Misty
Is nostalgia really that strong to make a shit choice like Misty look like a good one?
Even back when I was a small autismo, I tolerated Misty, but otherwise hated her.
>>138903377
hey I hate haremshit as well, but
>Also, you magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
is just too tempting to ignore. ignore harem, acquire free shit. Not a berniefag though.
