Osomatsu mister
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Who's ready for the new episode preview?
>>138879415
Do you have anything to discuss that hasn't been said?
ost fucking when
What about a sports festival? And is throwing a baseball 80 meters impressive?
Anybody posting above and below needs to kill themselves for posting in a shitposting thread.
>>138881181
stop ruining everything you fucking faggot
>>138881181
>>138881340
Tape did nothing wrong
>>138879788
As a Chorofag I expect him to get shit on. The parents are probably forcing his ass out of the house. It will probably be about the younger brothers again. Of course I wouldn't mind having focus on Kara or Oso.
>>138881340
Even tape can't hold together something so broken as the fandom.
>>138881340
Why are tapefags so loud?
>You hear a knock on the door.
>You open up and see your favorite Matsu
>He is naked
What do you do?
>>138881604
Close the door.
>>138881604
Call the cops
>>138879902
It's a general, so no
>>138881604
Give him some spare clothes. Of course he can't leave until finishes watching my backlog with me.
>>138881604
Get him a bathrobe and a glass of merlot.
>>138881604
SHEEEEEEEEEEEHH!
>yfw totoko episode tomorrow
>only 1 episode left after tomorrow
>mondays will be painful again
I don't want it to end
>>138881957
>>138881340
Oh wow, I see at least 4 of my replies.
I don't know how should I feel about this.
>>138881604
Offer him clothes, shower, a place to sleep and a bowl of eggs. Tell him it's all going to be okay.
>>138882129
Maybe you should stop shitposting.
>>138882129
Really bad, anon.
>>138882157
Does he have to eat the eggs?
>>138881604
Sorry about that.
>>138882169
What else am I supposed to do in a shitty general?
Join in with the fujos and discuss characters by posting /cm/-tier art? Or maybe argue about who has the biggest dong?
You're all shitposting here, I don't see how I'm being any different from you guys.
>>138882424
Meta posts are always the worst.
>>138882255
Yes, all of them.
>>138881604
>>138881340
Tape. Not even once.
>>138882507
When will Ichi and Totty get their one-shot girlfriends?
>>138882965
Tecnically Oso ddn't get one either even if it's Totoko by default.
>>138882965
Well, would Ichi be into Nyaa-Chan?
Fuck. Why? How can they do this? Like I have the money to upgrade him that high. I want my diamonds back.
>>138882965
>When will Ichi and Totty get their one-shot boyfriends?
Fixed
>>138882424
>Or maybe argue about who has the biggest dong
I never got this discussion. They're sextuplest, they have the same dick-size.
>>138883784
Juicy has a monster dick.
>>138883768
>being this deluded
>>138884009
>Being this easily triggered
Why is Kara the only one with thick eyebrows? Does he draw them on?
>>138884774
Why it is always Karafags that have to ask the same questions every thread?
Are they retarded?
>>138884888
Yesjust like everyone else that likes this show
>>138884774
Suspicious.
>>138885228
Just a coincidence
>>138884888
Every Matsufag is retarded.
>>138885285
You should be ashamed of yourself and your need for Kara praise.
>>138885433
I don't remember this scene, where is it from?
>>138884774
>>138885228
Karafags are retarded.
>>138885656
Your mom's vagina.
>>138885656
Flower girl episode. Kara was asking the police where the nearest flower was which made him suspicious so he was getting arrested.
>>138885433
Look at how small his feet are compared to the police guy's. And you know what they say about men with small feet.
>>138885228
>>138884774
Stupid.
>>138885837
Looks like you didn't watch the last episode.
the rudeness and bullet are in this thread misters
>tfw Hana sisters will never make a cameo and almost deflower a Matsu
osobuco san
we killed you the circlejerk
You should all apologize to Akatsuka sensei.
>>138885758
Don't spoonfeed, faggot.
>>138886150
I bet Akatsuka would find would San to be tame compared to Kun.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 23 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.27_[2016.03.20_23.48.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tMIJl4j.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 23 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.27_[2016.03.20_23.48.44].jpg")
>>138885878
>jyushi stretches oso's cheek
>ichi goes for the dick
Why is he like this?
>>138886197
I could care less if ruins your shit posting fun.
>>138882424
Press the 'X' button to the far upper right of your screen and go read a book.
Is it still not too late to watch this
>>138886263
That part might not stretch but is it certain that it wasn't dayonized?
>>138886263
Because it's what hurts the most, stupid ichikarafag.
>>138886503
Dayon hung like a horse confirmed
>>138886263
Always go for the dick if you're fighting a guy.
>>138886263
>Why is he like this?
That's what his parents are wondering every night before going to sleep.
>>138886510
>point out Ichi's degeneracy
>"ichikarafag!"
Your autism is amusing
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.59_[2016.03.20_23.06.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qzDQCh9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.59_[2016.03.20_23.06.04].jpg")
Was she a porn actress?
>>138881938
The perfect answer
>>138884774
>>138886263
>>138887091
Jesus. Stop asking stupid questions already.
>>138887091
She was probably in one. Porn industry is actually really shitty, so its actually understandable why she wanted to kill herself.
>>138886234
He'd lament it for not going far enough
HEY GUYS WHICH MATSU DO YOU THINK ENJOYS GIVING THEMSELVES AN ENEMA THE MOST?
>>138887557
Ichi
>>138887557
>>138887557
Totty
>>138887557
Ichi
>>138884774
'Cause it's funny and makes him visually distinct from the other bros. It's not like Choro's irises actually have less mass than the others', nor is Jyushi physically incapable of closing his mouth.
>>138887557
Ichi and Totty.
>>138887557
Jyushi enjoys anything life throws at him
>>138885961
What is the context of this? Aren't the sextuplets, like, 10 years old here? And were censorship laws lax enough back then that this page could be published with that girl's tiddies hanging out?
>>138887917
>Not being 10 when popping your cherry
Get in the game, son
I may be late, but here's a template.
What is Jyushimatsu holding /a/?
Why does Totoko have the shittiest taste?
>>138888113
>>138881604
Let him in immediately and find him some clothes. If it's late, he can stay the night. I will ask what's going on, though.
>>138888117
>no short, triangle eyebrwos on F6 Ichi
literally the worst
>>138881604
Get naked too and play baseball together
>>138883074
That's funny, I just got him too. For the 3rd time.
Fuck this game. At least the diamonds were free, I guess.
>>138888117
F6 designs look cute there.
>>138888117
I don't know, but at least she leaves the genuine matsus so we can have them. She really does have shit taste.
>>138888356
> For the 3rd time.
Brutal. It's brutal.
>>138888117
I wish the official F6 art would look closer to this.
Then I might actually like them more.
>>138883074
>>138888356
I lost count of how many times I tried. Normal matsus shouldn't be allowed on the candy gacha, it's just cruel.
>>138888494
>candy gacha
We are talking diamonds here anon! Diamonds!
>>138888450
Why does Jtushi have the saddest crying face?
>>138888113
His true self.
>tfw have all WD matsus after getting so many duplicates that I can level normal ichi to forty-something
>>138888629
He is the only who was truly sad.
>>138887917
They're older in this comic. Not everything has to result in /ss/, anon.
>>138888634
Deep
>>138888494
Then we'd keep getting the abnormal ones.
You just can't win.
>>138888688
You almost got an amazing get there.
>>138888571
That's worse, but at least you know they won't expire
>>138888629
Because we always see him smile. Because his little mouth heart breaks. Hell even when he was a dumbass and got steroids I still felt bad when he was crying. He deserves to be happy.
>>138887917
Another one of Akatsuka's comics where two Matsus make a cameo trying to switch places while banging a pair of twins who are attempting the same ruse
>>138888629
It felt genuine as fuck.
>>138888461
I wished they looked like this.
>tfw finally got the last WD Matsu I needed to have all six
I now have triples of everyone (WD and normal) except the one I finally managed to get, but I don't care anymore. Hell is finally over. At least until the next stupid event.
>>138888461
>>138888930
I don't think you're supposed to think they're actually attractive. They're supposed to be silly parodies of generic otome characters, meaning they're supposed to look bland and generic yet inexplicably appealing to Totoko/other characters in-universe.
>>138889024
But I want to like them.
>>138889064
And fuck them.
I'm guessing this is the Kara event of next week.
>>138889128
You can easily fuck the normal Matsus.
>>138889221
still stronk
>that KaraIchi compared to IchiKara
it hurts
>>138889221
What's the blue section?
>>138889365
Kara central, all characters
>>138888629
We are too used to his happiness
>>138885838
The matsus look more like rugrats than they do muppets.
Case in point: tommy pickles.
>>138889221
>OsoKara being the 3rd largest
Feels good man
>>138889221
>All this shit taste.
>>138889690
Go make some doujins with good taste, anon.
>>138889564
>tommy pickles.
That's Chibita.
>>138889655
> >OsoKara being the 3rd largest
No, 2nd largest.
>tfw iyami kart will never be a real game
>>138889690
KaraTodo butthurt i guess
>>138889655
I need an episode or skit where they go off on a crazy adventure and do stupid shit together with no Choro getting in the way.
>>138890147
That already happened in the manga.
>>138890089
Anon was probably counting the general section too. Anyway, I'm glad they are a big thing.
How do you guys tell them apart when they aren't wearing their sweaters?
>>138889221
Initially, I saw the purple and thought it was misc. characters, but then I read it again. Holy shit, that's 100+ tables of IchixKara. How much IchixKara can you even sit through before you just had enough.
Anyone who does KaraxJyushi are guaranteed sales since there's not that many, if at all.
>>138890317
Some people noticed hair highlights, but I didn't so I tried really hard to memorize their faces instead.
>>138890317
Default, eyebrows, no ahoge, sleepy eyes, open mouth, 3 mouth.
>>138890317
By looking at their faces and hair carefully
>>138890317
Faces and voices
>>138890317
Facial expressions, hair (one/no ahoge and colored highlights), voices.
Kara has thick eyebrows most of the time, Choro has small pupils, Todo has big pupils. Ichi's hair and Jyushi's personality give them away no matter what they're wearing.
Oso's the only one who doesn't really have any standout features.
>>138889240
I wish I could. Some of them, at least.
>>138890317
default expressions, posture, voices. It's not so hard after a while, and to be fair the earlier eps make an effort to make them more similar.
>>138890489
>Oso's the only one who doesn't really have any standout features.
His big smile
>>138889221
>tiny little KaraTodo section
Breaks my heart.
Which brother would let a girl put a glass rod up his urethra and then stomp on it?
>>138890976
Ichi
>>138889221
> IchiKara, OsoKara and KaraIchi
Shit taste
KaraTodo ;-;
>>138890976
Which brother would smell his hand after scratching his balls?
>>138891100
all of them
>>138882507
Oh my lord, this is so sweet, I cried a litte.
>>138891083
Cry more, shipperfag.
>>138891100
Who wouldn't?
>>138891176
Ahhh.
>>138891083
Get rekt.
>>138890976
Jyushi, Ichi and possibly Oso if the girl was attractive enough
>>138890657
>>138891083
> KaraTodo
AtsuTodo is the correct answer.
>>138891284
I wonder where he put his finger
>>138891365
agree
karatodo is old, open your eyes shipperfags.
>>138891365
My nigger.
>>138891365
>>138891410
I like AtsuTodo too. I like all the ships, really, but KaraTodo specifically gets so little content I would love to see more.
>>138890317
Are you seriously not able to tell them apart?
Have you gotten tested for autism?
Hell, even the way they walk and stand is different.
>>138891458
Little content? Are you kidding me?
Oso = Choro
Kara = Totty
Ichi = Jyushi
And even so, its not THAT popular
>tfw Kara is actually funny in the manga where the joke isn't that he's being ignored half the time
>>138891878
Kara is giving Kino a run for his money. Hopefully he will show more of his perfect fashion sense in the anime. Besides wasn't it Totty who the character designer said got dressed at a store by the help of a personal shopper?
So, guys, it seems I missed the early fun behind that Osomatsu defense base game, and I know about
>Spoonfeeding
But since I just bought a phone, I need to ask you.
Where I can download that game for Android?
In exchange, laughing Matsus.
>>138888930
>Wanting F6 but with dyed hair
It'd just be the same otome archetypes, but in the Matsus' clothes. I don't understand what's so appealing about that. The only other option would be
>Soma's brothers
but that makes them look and act more or less straight out of melodramatic pixiv logs. And just grafting the F6 personalities onto the muppet bodies would look out of place.
>>138886319
What book would you recommend senpai?
>>138892216
>>138892216
>I missed the early fun behind that Osomatsu defense base game
what fun
QooApp
>>138892216
Look up the apk for qooapp on google if android. If Iphone, enjoy tears with everyone else
>>138892231
Souma and his gang are pretty cool sometimes.
>>138889221
It must be funny to see shippers that probably hate the other pairing sharing the same space. Those KaraIchi/KaraTodo/KaraOsofags must be at each other's throats.
>>138892297
>>138892323
>>138892309
Thanks guys!
>>138892309
>QooApp
>this app will have access to everything involved in your phone and be able to make adjustments accordingly
No thanks, that installation message is spooky as fuck.
>>138892309
translation?
>>138892391
Aren't japanese BL shippers quite chill usually?
>>138892466
Try to check what exactly means with that, anon.
It pretty much doesn't fuck with anything you (might) truly care about outside language options.
>>138892466
don't pretty much all online apps ask for a permission to do that now?
>>138892466
Having access to everything in your phone is pretty much the point of Android.
If you want a closed system that no one can touch buy an iPhone, but don't be sad if no one wants to develop for that piece of garbage.
>>138892545
Not really.
>>138892466
Look up the apk directly on google if you're so worried. It just means updates will require you to look up the apk again
>>138892545
They're probably more passive-aggressive.
>>138892231
Not exactly the same archetypes, but pretty close. Like how Kara/Kakeru can actually land people with cheesy phrases and is some weird therapist/gentleman hybrid or how Todo/Tooru is the playful boyfriend type.
>>138892760
Tooru isn't forced to crossdress or be the super girly boyfriend though. That's more F6 Totty/Pixiv Totty's domain.
>>138891865
If anything Todo gets a shit ton of cutesy art with Juicy. I didn't see much with Kara unless ot'son Twitter.
>>138890657
I know that feel bro
>>138891365
why no both?atsutodokara is my OT3
>>138891865
>Oso = Choro
>Kara = Totty
>Ichi = Jyushigood taste
First time getting a macaron matsu.
>Gets Choro.
Why Kamimatsu?!
>>138893201
My first was Totty. I'd love to trade if it were possible.
>>138893201
I only have macaron Ichi
>>138893201
actually Choro is quite usefull in the game.
also 40 more diamonts
Will we ever see Akumatsu again?
where my karamatsu girls at
>>138893201
Kamimatsu blessed you. He's one of the more useful ones.
>>138893523
>guest voice actor
I wish
>>138893201
I actually envy you.
>>138893826
Was he really a guest VA? He sounded like Osomatsu's VA.
I'm not ready to say goodbye, anons.
>>138888930
I would have been fine if they had normal hair.
>>138893864
It was Sugita
>>138892323
Oh, did it get pulled from foreign iTunes stores and get made JP only?
>>138892356
The fuck is Souma
>>138893903
Oh. Well, hopefully he does return one day.
>>138893864
>not recognizing Sugita
>>138893996
I-it's been awhile since I've watched the episode. I'm sorry!
>>138893962
>Not knowing about Souma.
hownew.ru
Have you fed your Matsu husbands today?
Who is best girl and why is itHomura
>>138894217
She is not. She is bland as fuck and her design isn't even that cute.
>>138894217
She's shit.
>>138894217
>Homura
>>>/tumblr/
>>138894217
>thinking a whore could ever be best girl
>>138894303
You say that and then proceed to post the biggest whores in the show.
>>138894303
You got that right, son.
>>138894327
The actress porn is biggest whore in the show.
>>138881604
damn.. why are you guys SO gay?
I can't enjoy this show anymore because you fucktards ruined it for me
Why do people suddenly hate AV-chan? I don't recall her getting that much hate at the time the episode aired
>>138894467
too bad
>>138894497
Because Juicy doesn't deserve happiness.
>>138894446
Osomatsu embraces incest at the sight of the meager amount of a thousand yen.
>>138894527
She don't deserve Juicy.
>>138894327
Virgins can't be whores.
>>138894571
They can have whore-like attitudes.
>>138894564
Both shits deserve each other.
>>138894109
Episode 16 was a mistake.
>>138893901
I will like more the F6 if at least they stick with the original personalities, Choro is the only F6 that matter. I hate that Jyushi is so different as F6 that isn't funny, same with Ichi and Kara.
>>138894606
They already tell you that episode 16 had nothing nothing to do with it.
>>138894599
>Jyushi
>shit
fight me
>>138890606
>smoking
When did this become a trend in fanart? They probably don't have the cash for cigs.
>Fujos are receiving their AV's copies.
Ohh boy, rips never.
>>138894924
>rips never
Thank god
>>138892967
This hadn't occured to me until now, but what's the point in giving free hugs, anyway?
>>138894924
What a deceptive cover.
>>138894467
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>138895093
Its nice to give out and receive hugs.
>>138895093
The easiest way to feel breasts
>>138894497
My guess is the backlash from Chibita's waifu episode. Someone pointed out that AV functioned the same way the flower fairy did, and then over the course of a couple of weeks her popularity here kind of waned.
Or it's the same couple of people coming and commenting. Happens with most all characters mentioned.
>>138895093
>The Free Hugs Campaign is a social movement involving individuals who offer hugs to strangers in public places.[1] The hugs are meant to be random acts of kindness—selfless acts performed just to make others feel better.
>>138892466
You can use andyroid.
>Believing the Matsus like girls meme
It's like you want them to pair up with oneshots and break the sibling dynamic.
Oso likes anything that looks feminine. Kara is a romantic that will accept anyone. Choro never strays from his comfort zone. Ichi doesn't have high standards. Jyushi doesn't care at all. Totty is just trying to find a beard. So long as they can find a way to find these traits in each other, they'll only need each other for romance, sex, and comfort. After all, an outoto's hole is made for his Onii-chan's dick and vice versa.
>>138895176
Genius
>>138894924
Nobody cares, ichikara is garbage.
>>138895247
>>138894924
The PV is so akward, I want to see it just because of that.
>>138894217
Sorry I prefer pure maidens not sluts.
>>138895358
Do you have a link to the PV?
Also, this was a thing.
>>138892109
Yeah, Asano said he designed Totty to look like a guy who got a stylist to coordinate his outfits. And a later interview bit said Totty rolls his jeans up since that's what he got told was fashionable.
>>138894689
It's especially jarring in the Six Shame Faces. F6 Kara is abrasive and then a little tsun, while the original says "mommy" and "my hunny."
>>138895176
Well said, Oso.
>>138895192
I don't know whether to find that cute or embarrassing. At least it's not Chris-Chan level stuff.
>>138893935
I was able to DL from the US app store by searching in moon
>>138895247
So Oso x All the other Matsus ending then?
>>138895392
Prepare yourself for cringe.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28428524
>>138894274
Good news, so are the rest of the girls.
So now you can pick from a huge array of bland girls to put on a Matsu dick.
Honestly , just stop giving a shit. No one aside from the brothers gets any real long lasting character development anyway, so just live and let live.
Hello brotherfuckers.
I know I said I'd have this done 3 weeks ago, but at least it's done now. Thanks to the anons who scanned & translated it.
Here you go. https://mega.nz/#!TRwRDKwL!SENSe0wkQKx6eBLVknUrxti6K26l6DNi3Bm6_PhVoOg
>>138895469
Don't the majority of them get married in Osomatsu-Kun Grows Up?
>>138895430
>tsundere Karamatsu
That's something I never thought I'd want to see
