Because Chomosuke is for petting, not eating.
Also, Arue best girl.
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>138835715
Ko/No seems to be samefag because of file name,but Su/Ba isn't
>>138835715
Only one of them was a samefag. The other 2 were not.
The thread had 4 posts other than OP's and 4 users.
>>138835772
g fucking g, we coordinated three people and counted to 4 on a slow board and a dead thread, it only took like 10 episodesi'm actually proud, god bless
>>138835031
>chomosuke
>black cat
>human half is a redhead
I don't get it. Are they supposed to be opposites or something?
>under ten posts
>already /b/-tier
Konosuba fags everyone.
>>138835031
Megumin is best.
Good job guys. Now all we need now is to correctly spelled out Sekkou Boys and we're done for this season.
>>138835031
Chomosuke is for turning into a wonderful, Kazuma-loving catgirl.
I want to fill her butt with my semen.
>>138835656
>>138835715
nice rageface you fuck
>>138835855
chomusuke may actually be a catgirl, kazuma was right all along
>>138838169
I didn't post the rageface tho
Can we at least have the Konosuba threads when a new chapter comes out.
Where does the anime leave off? I am going to read the LNs since the anime was good.
>>138839037
Anime leaves off at end of vol. 2, but you should just start from the beginning. There's cut content in vol. 1 regarding the graveyard case, as well as the party swap from vol. 2
>>138839037
anime covered volume 1 and 2
you might want to read the previous ones though some stuff was cut out of the anime like meeting wiz and dust
How many volumes could season 2 feasibly cover?
What would be a good ending point?
Chuu2 village or riot
popularity ranking
>>138839237
Axis cultist btfo.
>>138839237
Yunyun bias much?
>>138839237
Megumin a best, Japan agreed, don't bother them about it?
>>138835949
They managed to do it twice.
>>138839237
Why is Yunyun's so big?
>>138839460
I think she's on the cover of the next light novel, so they're trying to promote that I guess
>>138839232
looking at how they butchered the first two... I'd be betting on three major arcs, the court case, the onsen city of axis cultists and the village visit.
Yes, wishful thinking much, I want to see >>138839232 animated. Yuiyui trying her best to get Kazuma to put it in Megumin (and knocking Hyoizaburo and Divorceness out cold in the process) will be hilarious.
>>138839366
Axis cult members may be low in number, but each one is capable and talented.
>>138839793
She's a big girl.
Chuuni clan representing.
Goddamn Japan is seriously going in for this, especially for Megumin. She has fuckloads of fanart in Pixiv.
Another from the same artist.
>>138840220
Who is the very cute kinpatsu shoujo in this picture?
>>138840220
As expected of Isis-chan , author s self insert.
How can anyone be best girl if they don't have a website dedicated to them?
megum.in
>>138835031
>Tfw finally new anime with god tier smugs
>>138840550
Post more smugs of best goddess
>>138839237
>no softest lich
I don't know if he's here, but for the guy who I promised this, I checked and you indeed can't access panda on a brand new account. I double checked it with my old account and the usual method works even if I don't close the browser/etc. There is really a new rule in effect, you have to wait out a certain period of time before you can go to ex
>>138840630
I want to wipe the smug off her face. With my dick.
>>138840630
Fuck off damegami.
Would you watch an OVA only about the SOL daily life of the Succubus Store girls?
>>138839237
>Best girls in the top 3
When Japan obtained awesome taste.
The entire top 7 is good.
Wiz is lovely.
>>138839237
woah, nice taste jap... wait, no Wiz? REEEEEE
>>138839237
Who's the third?
>>138842096
Iris
>>138841984
7th
>>138842096
The Royal Princesses Iris.
By tradition she will marry the guy who defeats the Demon king.
She wished Kazuma luck in defeating the Demon king.
Megumin was the only one that understand what she really meant by that.
>>138841364
only if it's a hentai
>>138841364
I want an OVA of inventor-kun's wacky adventures.
Does this show have any redeeming factors or is it just "Japanese faggot gets transported to fantasy universe anime #193684"
>>138839237
>no wiz
This makes me sad.
>>138842682
It has a great harem where all the girls want his dick.
>>138841364
Some anon did a greentext story of an orphan shota who is adopted by the succubus girls. I would watch a full length series on that haha
>>138842749
So you're saying it's even more generic and uninteresting than I originally thought?
>>138842749
Only megumin seems to have romantic feelings for him.
>>138842637
Yabeeeeee~
>>138842830
But he dual wields and kills the unkillable monster all by himself. That's cool as fuck.
>>138842637
We'll get more of him during the Crimson Magic Clan arc.He's a Japanese cheater.
>>138842830
He's shitposting.
>>138842901
So now the MC is Archer?
>>138842751
Only if the guy grows up to be a ladykiller stud and fucks all the succubi at the end who are so mesmerized by his dick that they pee standing up.
https://youtu.be/9tjJZwQbnGg?t=54s
>>138842830
I think that was sarcasm anon.
in other words, just watch it and decide for yourself.
>>138842952
I wouldnt mind this. But i want cute shota + succubus nee-san harem shenanigans first.
>>138840259
too small
here have a bigger one
>>138842947
No, the original "prove to me this series is worthy of my precious time, harem faggits" is shitposting.
>>138840201
for you
http://exhentai.org/g/915493/f90dc77d28/
>>138843303
>you mean those bitches at the cafe
Aqua never met them, how can I fap to this?
>>138843504
Picked some of the more tamer ones since who knows if nipple mod is around.
>>138843303
just storytime the damn thing already
>>138843303
> darkness getting insulted
pretty good
>>138843554
Be my guest. I gave you the link.
I'm going to cum inside Yunyun!
>>138843590
i'mon my phonetho
>>138843303
>Darkness not getting dicked hard
Literally why?
>>138843725
You'll have to wait then.
>>138843766
yes massa of course massa
>>138842682
Yes.
>>138843303
In case anyone can't into sad panda:
http://hentaibox.net/hentai-manga/30_20_Kono-Subarashii-Sekai-Ni-Syukufuku-O_Mechashico-Superfappable&load=all
>>138835656
Let's try "Kono Subarashii Sekai Ni Shukufuku Wo!" Next time.
>>138842749
Who started this battle harem meme?
>>138844219
Negima.
>>138844099
>tfw I'm on a phone
Thank you. Thank you very much anon.
>>138844219
It was mostly used to describe those formulaic LN adaptation and some manga like >>138844369 , but now some retards use it to describe everything with harem and fighting which means stuff like Fate/Stay Night or Monogatari.
>>138844369
Damn you, Ken.
>>138843478
She does in the future.
>>138835715
>posting reddit tier memes
>>138844582
Fucking Ken can't even pick a fucking girl over goddamn 300+ chapters. What a tool.
Megumin a shit. A SHIT.
>>138844514
>can't sadpanda on phone
>>138844219
>>138844369
>>138844516
Rozen Maiden predates F/SN.
And all the dolls want Jun's D.
>>138845237
I'm pretty sure that what she's doing is peeing, anon.
If you marry Megumin, what do you get for her dowry?
>>138845815
I have to check, but i think tenchi predates them
>>138845815
Tenchi Muyo even older.
>>138845968
Fucking Ranma is a battle harem if you go with that incredibly loose definition.
>>138846035
I dont think ranma is as close to a traditional battle harem as tenchi is.
>>138846035
The word you're looking for is "nonarbitrary" not "incredibly loose".
>>138846232
My english is incredibly loose.
>>138846035
Ranma is a comedy. I guess battle harem would only be used if it was the only possible way to describe a work.
>>138846304
Please don't bully the Yunyun
>>138845899
explosion encyclopedy
>>138845899
Her pantsu
>>138845899
Divorce papers.
>>138846304
The spin-off is such a rollercoaster of bullying. Is Yunyun the only one who hasn't bullied anybody yet?
>>138842749
>Only megumin seems to have romantic feelings for him.
When Darkness describes her ideal man she describes a nobleborn Kazutrash
>>138846587
YunYun is a good girl who just wants to live a normal life.
>>138846587
She tries to bully Kasuma into impregnating her
Does that count?
>>138843303
>You got mind broken in 3 panels?
Best boy
>>138846455
Is battle harem like Tenchi/Negima where it's a DBZ thing starring a guy and his harem, or like IS/Blade Dance/that loli dragon thing/all the other shit where it's some guy in probably a school setting with some contrived fighting/game aspect and it's about his harem?
>>138846663
Aqua only wants drink
>>138842682
how about you not be a faggot and form your own opinion
>>138846751
>having own opinions
>>138846696
It's when you can't decide whether the battling or the harem aspect is more prominent/important, or for harem where there's a little bit of battling but there's a fuck-ton of them coming out this season with identikit first episodes so you call them all battle harems because why the fuck not.
>>138846786
2012 +4
>still having opinions
I WANT TO FUCK AQUA IN HER DAMEDAME ASS.
>>138843303
>Darkness completely ignored
10/10
>>138844514
>using the plugin
>>138837965
Every goddamn thread.
And Aqua's ass seems to get bigger every time.
>>138845899
a box of grenades
>>138845899
Imouto
>>138843303
>motherfucker ended up paying 20000
top fucking kek
>>138846696
It's closer to the first, but it's more comedy than action.
Also, the only girl that fights Megumin directly for the title of romantic interest is Yunyun (Eris is subjective) the other girls have crush at most.
>>138846304
I know it's from the sequel, but it''s translated or we just have that page?
>>138844099
>ends up with consensual babymaking
holy shit, this author is based
>>138847508
>private browsing mode
>>138848499
The only girl Megumin recognizes as a threat is Iris.
>>138848655
But Iris is a little girl
>>138848655
So is Megumin.
>>138835715
Cancer.
Typical generalfag.
>>138848891
Megumin is a threat to Megumin?
>>138848655
>>138848762
Good thing that Kazuma's not a lolicon, who knows what would he have done if he was one.
>>138849374
Yeah I fucked that up.
Meant to quote >>138848762
>>138846304
Funifura and Dondonko worst girl.
Fucking thieving sluts.
>—Although it kept running between my legs and struggled for a long time, after a long battle, it finally gave up and no longer moved.
>Even when I carried it and bit its head a few times, the beast did not move.
Overkill
How can someone so cute be irredeemably fucked in the head?
>>138850778
>not screw loose
you had one job
Not including the mixed one, which version of the ED is your favourite? Aqua's is the best for me.
>>138851211
It happens 99% of the times.
>>138851211
L A L A T I N A
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>>138850778
you forgot the shut-in NEET
>>138851399
off-vocal version
I like hearing those acoustic guitar
>>138851399
Listening to them all now, thanks for the reminder.
>>138850778
>not screw loose explosion maniac
Even in death he is bullied.
>>138851399
I think Darkness sings the best, but my favorite is Megumin. Because it sounds like a little kid singing a folk song and it adds to the charming atmosphere.
>>138840924
Thanks mate
>>138849548
When is this shit going to get animated they've got like 2 episodes left
Episode 11 in 3 days, right?
What is wrong with this goddess?
>>138854792
Ha. Haha.
Why.
>>138854912
Too child-like and carefree, which makes her the best kind of goddess.
>>138854912
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
>>138854912
Clearly needs to be spoiled more.
>>138854792
>ova not until summer
>S2 not until 2018
>>138854912
She is simple-minded and does not think before she acts.
KO
BA
SU
>>138855759
>>138855906
>>138855996
>>138856017
Nice oc. Leave these threads for wednesdays.
>>138855248
>2018
What? Please tell me it's next year or earlier. Even if you have to lie.
>>138854018
It is not. They skipped it for more sill and irrelevants like yulang
One sex scene between the four most popular girls in the game
KAZUMA BLUES FUCKING WHEN?
>>138856235
Two weeks™
>>138856233
who's the last?
>>138856429
Last episode has kanami getting bullied, Rance fucking Maris and then Lia rape which is the best sex scene in the series.
Lia's rape scene is the first time My Glorious Days plays
I want to protect her from bullies
>>138848372
This imouto is so cute.
>>138842096
Scheherazade ripoff
>>138848372
So hot.
>>138853783
This.
>>138856789
I have no idea why Darkness is hanging around the stables helping them chop wood, but that entire scene in the ED is so charming.
>>138856892
Maybe she's training that Dex stat.
where can i get the LN volumes 7 and 8?
are they translated yet?
>>138857589
Try harder FBI-kun
That's a big hole.
>>138858085
Can't the monster invade the city via the river ?
>>138858123
Sure. Then they would run into Wiz and Vanir and get obliterated. That's assuming they somehow all became sentient and then organized.
Will we get to know why Wiz turned into a lich?
>>138858653
Nothing specific that I know of. Just something about it being necessary to protect people.
>>138858653
I want to protect her from that axis bitch.
>>138858881
>l want to protect an undead abomination from a Goddess
Heresy pls go
>>138858921
I bet you want to burn the succubis too,right ?
>>138858085
Reminds me of the city in Farland symphony
>>138859160
HORUS WAS RIGHT!
>>138859304
Horus did nothing wrong
>>138859350
Except for that LOSING part.
>>138844099
based anon
>>138844099
>getting mindbroken in three panels
Is Aqua a damegami or is Kazuma FP tier
>>138854792
Goddamit
Vanir spin off translated yet?
>>138854792
How about a new fanfic chapter in 3 days.
>>138835851
>slow board
getting a desu on b is easy as shit. try that on /a/ and see how far you get
>>138849460
>>138849374
Megumin is kind of a threat to Megumin in the sense she keeps cockblocking herself
>>138861699
I hope he got anal after that
>>138861106
I love these little comics.
>>138845899
debt
>>138861734
out of curiosity how common is revival magic?
it seems to exist in magical austraila cause people arent amazed it happens. at the same time when those 3 guys got killed by the dullahan darkness thought they were gone for good. which implies nobody in noob axle had the spell.
>>138846640
No, that was the fault of that there other demon slut who wrote her idea for a chuuni novel on the back of a paper used for a letter.
>>138861869
I can guess that only particularly powerful arch priests have it.
>>138861106
>>138861129
Translation when
>>138854792
s2 ten years from now. ;_;
>>138861722
Chris doesn't still hold a grudge over that, does she?
>>138862531
She holds a grudge over it about as much as any of Kazuma's party holds a grudge over the shit he pulls on a daily basis.
>>138862531
>Chris doesn't still hold a grudge over that, does she?
Nope. They call her in as a character witness during Kaz's trial and she says she stopped being mad about it a while ago.
Where's the character CD upload! Where's Kazuma singing the blues!
>>138848389
He got Megumin included in the package.
A fair price.
>>138863191
Wait she brings up him stealing her panties at the trial?
>>138864031
It's very much a Crono Trigger trial. The kind where you do everything wrong and all the jurors say "guilty".
>>138864031
>>138864281
Aqua says OBJECTION, without an objection because she wanted to say it at least once.
>>138862531
Shes too "Main Heroine" for thatand he's done worse to her since
>>138864757
For the daring adventurer who enjoyswalking
>>138845899
Killstealed by
>>138848372
is Wiz the arch mage that inspired Megumin to Explosion?
>>138865105
No, that's Wolbach. Wiz was visiting their house because she's the only person who buys Hyoizaburou's magic items.
If the demon king isJust a regular human Aqua sent to magic Australia who beat up the previous demon kingthen why is his daughter so powerful?
>>138835656
You are literally reddiit. Why don't you show me your tumbllr if we already on it.
>>138865354
The changes rewrite your dna, anime made it pretty clear.
>>138865492
What, where?
>>138865506
Oh, you mean the class card thing? Wait, is demon king a separate class?
>>138865506
The scene with DNA flipping around and changing color that played every time someone learned a skill on screen.
>>138865354
Maybe it's related to his reward from the gods after he defeated the demon king. Like he wished to become a demon himself.
>>138865552
Man. fuck the gods of konosuba
>>138835909
Can she be anymore perfect?
>>138865632
You mean Aqua? The one who sent that guy to Fantasy Australia and then granted his wish?
Why doesn't megumin just use her points to get more MP?
>>138865632
Believe me, I would.
>>138865661
It was probably aqua, so fuck her.
>>138865668
Because it'll take a fuckton of points to get enough mana for another explosion when she could spend all her points just making her explosions better.
>>138865668
Because she can use them to get stronger explosion.
>>138865668
Megumin could have infinite MP and she would still spend everything on expurohzz'n. More MP is simply more fuel for the fire.
Would Megumin force her potential offspring to learn Explosion spells?
>>138865752
From experience I can safely say yes.
>>138865644
I'd let her polish my staff
>>138842830
Being this much of a newfag baby to anime. If it looks interesting watch it you piece of shit. Stop asking people for their opinion on a 10 episode series. Let's not kid outselves nobody on this site has an important use for their time. Just watch a couple of episodes. If it's not for you, then you probably need to stop watching anime all together and stick to /co/ and cape shit.
Anyway, Megumin is love, Megumin is life. The next season can't come soon enough.
>>138843261
I want to suck on each individual toe for hours.
>>138865938
Why did you respond to a post nearly 15 hours old like you expect them to actually read what you posted
The only thing dumber is that I'm still here to read your reply. Fuck you. I already watched every episode and it was resoundingly adequate. I don't understand the popularity though.
>>138866118
Probably because it's
1 - actually somewhat comedic
2 - girls exist for reasons other than to be tsundere or orbit dick
3 - the interactions between characters feel organic instead of forced for plot
4 - most of the characters are at least somewhat interesting, except for Darkness because her development from a one-off joke character is in the next volume after what the anime covered.
Why is Chomusuke so loyal to Megumin? Because she is a lesser evil compared to Komekko?
>>138866311
Because megumin doesnt try eat the poor guy
>>138866311
Chomsuke only attends to Kazuma
>>138848389
>8843303
>>motherfucker ended up paying 200
That's only about 180 bucks to fuck a goddess
>>138866657
> Paying anything for a dime whore goddess.
Kazuma has the worst bartering skill.
>>138851399
got the link to the torrent?
I don't get Crimson Magic Clan
High natural INT
Their combat tactics obviously indicate high WIS too
So, how the fuck are their heads full of random nonsense?
>>138866784
Never heard of the eccentric genius? Multiply that by an entire species.
>>138866311
It probably lost its memories like Agnes suggested, so it's acting like a cat for now.
>>138866784
Because they were originally chuuni that got GMO
>>138866784
It's their culture.
>>138866705
It's literally 4 days of laying brick.
>>138866916
Yeah, for twenty minutes of laying pipe. That's not worth it.
>>138866705
Kazuma definitely needs to learn some mercantile skills. If they're all luck based he could sell a "magic" bean for a cow.
>>138866619
>>138866867
Man, who is this? You are making me read it again.
I stopped back then when I caught up in volume 3.
>>138868022
Agnes appears in vol 2 of Megumeme's spinoff. English translator might translate her name differently, but know that she's yet another victim of the Crimson Magic clan.
>>138868022
The tiny loli? Megumin's loli imouto.
>>138839237
>someone likes Aqua
>>138867765
>twenty minutes
According to Aqua, he's much faster than that.
>>138868095
>>138868022
Oh wait, you're probably referring to Komekko. She's Megumeme's little sis.
isnt konosuba got 2nd season?
what can i expect?
>>138868149
>>138868165
Well, I'll be damned.
Time to create some EPUBs and get on the ride.
>>138868164
I was overestimating it to show I was making the comparison in good faith.
>>138868192
A long awaited hot spring arc.
>>138868192
Best bro, Dorkness antics, for vol 3, and for vol 4, Retards town and lich bullying
>>138868022
The litle KS scum
>>138868304
I'm actually hoping that volume 3 gets compressed down so that there's time for volume 5. I don't have faith in a season three and I really want to see volume 5 animated.
>shitty rushed ending
>open ending, no girl won
>Megumin was heavily favored, but nothing conclusive
Why do I torture myself with this shit?
>>138868391
In Komekko's defense, education in chuuni village has regularly scheduled outings where students go out and intentionally KS instructors to get power-levelled. She was just doing what she's been taught.
>>138868426
If they get 12-13 episodes, we can get vol 5, although that ending it by vol 4, would be amusing for all the butthurt that it will cause
>>138868462
Because you're haremshitter in pubertate
>>138868529
Why do you put commas everywhere?
>>138868510
Komekko isn't old enough to go to school yet. She's a chuuni prodigy.
>>138868462
Are you talking about the WN?
>>138868510
>Komekko who was in Aqua’s arm got onto the ground and struck a pose.
>“I am Komekko! The number one demonic sister in the Crimson Magic! The one who is stronger than a demon king army boss!”
>She stole my kill!
She just being a filthy chuuni
>>138868462
Didn't shittypadded goddesswin?
Why do people bully Yunyun
>>138868607
She stole the XP too.
>>138868687
Nope
>>138868735
Hell yeah, I'm so glad. Thanks.
>>138868163
She makes a fun friend. A real party animal, too.
>>138868706
But if she doesn't have a card, she can't get XP
>>138868700
Because she's weird and it's probably fun.
>>138868700
Because she is a good bully material
>>138868869
B-but she seems the most normal
>>138868919
>normal person in a village of weirdoes
>normal
>>138868919
>Normal
>>138868735
>>138868753
no evidence either
both megumin and eris are equal
why not just let them both
>>138868700
She was made for bullying
>I gazed at Yunyun. She looked embarrassed, but did not move the pen in her hand.
>I stared at the area near Yunyun’s hand from a distance.
>“One day, I want to be Megumin’s… friend.”
>She stopped after writing that.
>Seeing Yunyun’s expression, I wrote another message on the paper, rolled it up, and tossed it to her.
>Red-faced Yunyun saw the paper, and raised her head sharply.
>Her expression was full of expectation, and her eyes became teary. But upon opening the paper…!
>“……You think I would seriously say something like that? Idiot!”
>—Yunyun kicked the chair away, stood up, and pounced at me in tears.
>>138868919
She has very weird taste in books.
>>138869207
I just want tohug her
>>138869207
You think she'd let us fuck her in the ass if we promised to be her friends?
>>138869299
You'd have to be a bit more subtle than just out and asking her, but the core idea would probably work, yes.
>>138869299
Is Yunyun, of course
>>138869299
Yes, but Megumin would get upset if she found out someone was taking advantage of Yunyun like that.
>>138869532
They are the same kind
>Yunyun said, and used her handkerchief to wipe my mouth, just like my mother.
>“I used to think that Yunyun is a child who cannot fit into society, and will be easily tricked by a bad guy who pretends to be her friend. Now, I am relieved.”
>“I used to think that Megumin is a child who lacks the means to survive, and will be easily tricked by a bad guy who treats her to a meal. Now, I am relieved.”
>Yunyun, who was wiping my mouth, and I stared at each other, and immediately backed off.
>“You said something very strange. You mean I am a stupid girl who will blindly follow a bad guy for a meal?”
>“Megumin is like that. Besides, you underestimated me. You think I’m a frivolous girl who will blindly follow a bad guy just to be friends?”
>I confronted Yunyun by the roadside, smiling viciously.
>“Ah, I can easily imagine a future in which Yunyun is at the beck and call of a useless guy who told her ‘Let’s be friends.'”
>“I can also imagine Megumin being at a loss due to a lack in the means of survival, begging a useless guy for a meal!”
How old is Pucchin? Is she married? This is very important.
>>138861501
He's grabbing her butt?
>>138869715
Something like that.
>>138864645
>and he's done worse to her since
Like what?
>>138864281
Ah man, I really want to see this animated, I love these trial scenees.
>>138865661
Why we call it "magic Australia" again?
Is there a translation for the character profile page of volume 1?
>>138870085
All the plants and animals want to kill you and everyone is a cunt, just like real Australia.
>>138862399
2018
>>138870085
>crocodiles
>giant fucking spider
>man eating plants
>>138870085
Listen mate
The cabbage fights back
Your tomatoes will try to push your face in when you eat them
Onions will cut themselves to make you cry
The world is against you there
>>138865632
The gods of Konosuba are actually quite benevolent. Useless, but they aren't jackasses who mess with mortals for fun. Better for them to be gods than someone like the Greek gods.
Anyone got the volume titles?
I've only volume 1 and 2.
Gifting 1: Ah! My Useless Goddess!
Gifting 2: Even with Chuunibyou, I Want to Be a Witch!
>>138870085
>“Today’s breakfast is Lesser Dragon Bacon with fried egg, and salad with plenty of asparagus. Please choose a bread you prefer to go with your meal. The salad is made from fresh ingredients picked earlier this morning. The asparagus have powerful attacks, be careful not to get hit.”
>The elderly man said plenty of things I want to retort, placed breakfast besides my bed and excused himself.
>>138870085
This kill you, also gigant lizards, terror birds, Komekko, demons
>>138870474
>Onions will cut themselves to make you cry
Holy shit that's evil.
>>138870532
despite how she acts around Kazuma, Aqua is pretty nice unless you're an unholy abomination
>>138870613
Vol. 3 They are calling for you, Darkness-san
Vol. 4 The Useless Quartet
Vol. 5 Let's go, Crimson Magic of Explosion!
Vol. 6 The Princess of the Six Flowers
>>138870824
Thanks.
>>138870651
>The asparagus have powerful attacks, be careful not to get hit.
>eat an asparagus
>jaw gets dislocated from a spinning kick to your teeth
>>138870788
>Aqua stood beside me who was squatting on the ground and said:
>“It’s great that you are fine, Kazuma! … What, what’s the matter Kazuma!?”
>I hugged the legs of Aqua in tears as she spoke to me.
>I had never experienced such fear even during the battle with the bosses of the Demon King Army.
>“There, there, you must be terrified, Kazuma. It’s fine now, don’t worry. Everyone will protect you.”
>I felt at ease when Aqua said these while patting my head, how shameful.
The Damegami is good to Kazuma too
>>138868822
has someone done an edit of this replacing "Kazuma" with "Anon"?
>>138869643
>>“Ah, I can easily imagine a future in which Yunyun is at the beck and call of a useless guy who told her ‘Let’s be friends.'”
She knows us.
>>138870824
I get the references in the first two novels, but what titles are referencing from the third onwards?
>>138870824
>>138870613
Anyone know what the titles are parodies of?
Vol. 1 Ah! My Goddess
Vol. 4 Yozakura Quartet
Vol. 6 Braves of the Six Flowers
>>138871030
2 is chu2koi, 3 is Azazel-san.
>>138869398
Yeah, you'd have to start slow. Offer to eat her out first.
>>138869643
>>“I can also imagine Megumin being at a loss due to a lack in the means of survival, begging a useless guy for a meal!”
>“That’s correct! I am an elite mage from the Crimson Demon race, Megumin! My magic is powerful enough to split the mountains…! … That’s how it is, do you need an excellent mage? … By the way, I have a favor to ask. I haven’t ate in 3 days, could you give me something to eat before the interview…”
>Megumin looked at us with sorrowful eyes.
>The heartbreaking ‘Ugu’ sound came from Megumin’s stomach region.
>>138835909
I want to bust up Megumin's insides.
>>138871404
Did Kazuma ever tell Yunyun something about being her friend?
>>138866761
just use nyaa
wtf
>>138843303
Is the panda a new meme?
>>138871880
you fucking looser
>>138871880
No. Go back to where you came from.
>>138872128
>>138872130
Falling for bait, /a/ pls
>>138872283
I wonder when someone will create a counter to this one
>>138871404
>I haven’t eaten in 3 days
Sounds familiar.
>>138872405
It would require butthurt of tremendous proportions the likes of which the world has never seen.
>>138872494
Too cute
>>138838203
>chomusuke may actually be a catgirl, kazuma was right all along
she IS a girl, not a catgirl. Still he's dead on accurate about the fact she's a complete hottie.
>>138870951
gotchu senpai
>>138872783
Perfect, you can barely tell the edit
>>138839237
>Aqua
>not at least #2
>>138839232
>How many volumes could season 2 feasibly cover?
in a 1 cour, they could do books 3 and 4, end it on the yunyun cliffhanger(I want to have Kazuma's baby!); if they go wild and do a 2 cour they could end it on aqua diving for iris's ring, and instead of a cliffhanger have a silly ending.
>>138872783
thanks
>>138870474
all thanks to japanese cheaters aqua sent.
seriously aqua is the greatest evil this world ever saw, and she was trying to HELP it. The problem is she was too lazy and stupid to do her job properly and just kept sending cheaters with horrible dispositions into the world where they used their abilities to make the world a living hell.
>>138872859
I'm fine with 10 episodes again though.
>>138873406
She clearly needs to be punished with dicking in the anus
>>138873406
Is it? I was under the impression that Aqua was sending people over BECAUSE the world was in deep shit.
>>138873343
>not the BJ edit
>>138840357
An Axisshitter
>>138873452
>Is it? I was under the impression that Aqua was sending people over BECAUSE the world was in deep shit.
It is in deep shit, the demonlords are bad news, the problem is the cheaters haven't made it any better. in fact the last two demonlords were cheaters who defeated the prior demonlord. Seriously. Aqua is just bad news for this world.
>>138849548
Does patty the summer ever take the hot rance cock or what?
Only reason im keeping up with this
>>138843082
>now lording
>lalatina's sword
>kazuma's right am
The Megumin leaning on Kazuma and using his coat is cute as fuck but the rest of the picture triggers my autism
>>138873646
The world was already in deep shit before cheaters. It was already a shitty world and already had a decreasing overall population. It's not Aqua's fault that the world was already so terrible.
>>138873756
"Now Lording" is accurate for classic JRPGs so I'd let that slide. Everything else is pretty bad though, yeah.
>>138873802
Yeah, and she's not helping either, only making it worse, that's the joke
>>138873802
The world certainly could have done without the Destroyer.
>>138873883
How do you know she's not helping? They keep sending cheaters so something has to be working. Plus it's not like Eris is doing anything to help.
>>138871030
1. aa megami-sama
2. chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai
3. yondemasu yo, azazel-san
4. yozakura quartet
5. bakusou kyoudai let's & go
6. rokka no yuusha
7. seto no hanayome
>>138873941
But Eris is using a mortal avatar to clean up after cheaters/Aqua. Probably more too.
>>138874004
Wasn't her mortal avatar just to have some fun?
>>138874004
That's her excuse. Plus with how long cheaters have existed, she's been sitting on her ass for a long time. The only reason she started being Chris was because of Darkness, the cleaning up was an after thought. Even that's probably just an excuse to dick around as Chris since she doesn't really like her job as a goddess.
>>138874146
Well, she still completely fucked up one of asshole landlord's dastardly plans.
>>138874146
>>138874074
>>138874004
I'm not sure if worship makes gods stronger or not or is even required, but if not there's literally no reason for deities to give a shit about humans unless they feel like doing something on a passing whim, sort of like giving a cabbage leaf to your guinea pig because you felt like it.
>>138874229
Worship does make them stronger. Higher quality faith gives more power though, so despite Aqua's small following, they are much more loyal.
>>138874219
She's still pretty much just dicking around. She probably decided to gather artifacts instead of getting someone else to do it because she loves being Chris.
>>138873950
>Okusenman no Hanayome
I'm sure that a double reference.
>>138873941
>They keep sending cheaters so something has to be working.
That clearly isn't sound logic.
>>138873883
The chuuni clan are pretty much invincible, so she's ensured the survival of the human race no matter how badly the rest of humanity fucks up.
>>138875581
I'd rather everyone died. Better dead than chuuni.
>>138875677
Lies. A world where everybody is chuuni as fuck would be the best thing ever.
>>138875677
>I'd rather everyone died. Better dead than chuuni.
GTFO
>>138875745
They really look the same
>>138875677
What a loser, I bet you don't even have your own pre-spellcasting chant.
>>138875745
I want to join them. I want to join them. I want to join them. I want to join them. I want to join them.
>>138875677
>I'd rather everyone died. Better dead than chuuni.
go back to /b/
>>138876272
Clearly the only way to identify them is the taste of their piss and the shape of their labias.
>>138875745
I want to murder Hyoizaburo and marry his wife.
So is the Crimson Demon village the JRPG equivalent of the town where everyone talks funny?
>>138876272
because they are genetically modified.
>tfw no imouto
;_;
>>138876339
Megumin is my favorite chuuni.
>>138879216
An oneesan, at least?
>>138879384
She looks like a slightly grown up Maya from Gochiusa in that image.
Which makes my dick 1.78 times more erect.
SABEEEERRR
>>138880361
Better hair though.
Also bettercharacter.
>>138879216
>tfw imoutos are actually shit 99.8% of the time, only 0.2% of imouto goodness
;_;
>>138879216
You can have mine if you want.
>>138879216
there's Iris that appeared in vol 6
. . .
fuck it, you're right
there won't be any imouto in the anime
>>138879544
I want that oneesan succubus to act as my shy and innocent imouto who I can savagely deflower.
>>138881094
Gap moe?
>>138881094
>shy and innocent imouto
There's no way she could pass for someone like that... Maybe you'd prefer Cutebus?
>>138881709
I'd feel too guilty about doing anything to cutebus.
>>138845899
Apparently YunYun.
>>138845899A biggerhat.
>>138883670
But she's a succubus too. No matter how cute and innocent she looks, she was born to be a living sex toy.
>>138884750
>her
>a sex toy
No anon
You are the sex toy
>>138879216
Take mine
>>138885153
>passing your used imouto around
Lewd
>>138884957
Hey, she's the one who will spend the rest of her life servicing fat men for a few yen per hour.
>>138868529
what's Yunyun doing there
>>138885257
"Give me a child"
When does the OVA come out?
>>138885520
Summer
>>138885481
Well, that's his answer, preferably a girl
>>138885372
What kinda panties does she wear
>>138879544
Why is she rubbing herself all over? Does she have some kind of disease?
>>138885622
Cute pink ones with bows
>>138885772
She's packed full of STDs.
>>138885255
She will die without gulping down smelly sticky old man semen. Whether she likes it or not she must be a filthy whore.
>>138885611
Why a girl?
>>138885883
He doesn't want a son that might end up like him.
>>138885883
>“I, I said, ‘I want to have Kazuma-san’s children’!”
>Yunyun yelled in with a flushed face in answer to my query.
>It seemed that I wasn’t mistaken then.
>“... I want the first child to be a girl.”
>“No, no you can’t, the first born must be a boy!”
>I thought she was an introverted girl, but she stood her ground stiffly when she needed to.
>But I couldn’t give in either. All men want their daughter to address them as daddy…!
>>138886081
>All men want their daughter to address them as daddy…!
That sounds so wrong
>>138886160
>Doubting the purity of Kazuma
>>138886160
You saying he's not right?
>>138886160
I don't read the LN, but I'm guessing 'papa' in japanese?or something that is like a moe version of being called father.
daddy actually a valid localization but the whole fist me daddy meme kinda ruined it I guess.
>>138886405
Its Kazuma, i'm pretty sure you're meant to take a slightly ifffy meaning from it
>>138886160
Just kill yourself already, daddy-fag. Don't burden us with the shittiness that is your local dialect.
>>138886496
Hey, he is not a lolicon, and only wants to Iris to be his imouto
I honestly didn't expect that the Creator of the Mobile Fortress Destroyer was an old man when I was reading the LN because Aqua was suppose to be in charge of young people who die young in Japan not senior citizens.
And when I was reading the LN, I thought it was some Teenage Otaku who was using tax payer money to make video game consoles and didn't ever want to make the Mobile Fortress Destroyer in the first place since his Diary never gave the impression that he was a Senior Citizen so when the anime finally showed the guy, I was very surprised it was an old Japanese man with a long beard who was revealed to be the Creator behind everything.
>>138886160
It's true though. Daughters are so adorable, what do you need a son for?
>>138886771
Inventor-kun lived a long life inventing all sorts of crazy things for his new country. It's why he died with no regrets, he did everything he set out to do and then some.
Does Emperor Zell defeat any enemy in the later volumes? Will he defeat a boss before Kazuma does?
Am I the only one that thinks Wiz and Aqua's friendship development is kind of cool?
>>138886771
That's nice. Thanks for sharing.
>Congratulations! You’re a criminal!
>>138887291
I want my kangaroo court.
>>138887291
Max level luck my ass
>>138885772
Who knows. Maybe she wanted to touch herself and was doing all she could considering she's in front of a client at they have standardslol fanservice
>>138887291
I bet her ass is tight as fuck
>>138886871
>what do you need a son for?
To marry an adorable girl who can be your daughteru-in-law
>>138887291
I want that lady to hit my in the face with those papers so I fall to the ground then step on my chest, pull her skirt up, pull her panties to the side and piss in my mouth then call me a perverted scum.
>>138873662
In the game yes in the OVA it appears they skipped it
>>138887291
She's pretty much rapebait for bandits.
>>138887487
Sena is pure pls
>>138887291
"Thank you for saving our fair city, Adventurer! Now get in the dungeon."
>>138887640
She become a Kazuma fangirl, no pure anymore
>>138887640
Pure rapebait.
I want to grab Megumin's neck's nape. That and be abused by that imperial OL
>>138887640
Pure bully material
>Sena left in a hurry, and returned with a cup of brewed tea.
>I took a sip…!
>“It’s too warm! Don’t the prosecutor here know how to brew tea! And with your fierce attitude you probably don’t have a boyfriend right? Since there is a magic item here, it’s my turn to ask the question. Do you have any man you are close with?”
>“No.”
>Sena looked at me expressionlessly and said firmly:
“>No. Yes, because of my personality, I never had a boyfriend even after living until this age. Are you happy now? I advise you not to go too far.”
“Sorry.”
>Looking at the bell that didn’t ring, I apologized fearfully.
>>138888013
Is she a noble or just some uppity peasant girl?
>>138888041
She must be a noble
>>138888174
>noble
>unmarried at her age
Literal failure of society right there.
>>138888250
Like Darkness?
>>138887291
I don't mind being a criminal if she is going to arrest me.
>>138888284
Darkness is 18 which isn't that late to marry, 20 would be the danger zone.
Sena's like, what? Cake tier? That's old as fuck, and I don't think she even holds a big title.
>>138887291
I want to eat her ass while those knights watch
Can't wait for the trial, really a good part
I'm still sad.
>>138888297
>you will never be doubleteamed by sena and claire in the dungeon
>>138888584
Sena a cute, Claire a shit
>>138888584
>Sena
Good
>Claire
I hate her, and not in the hatefuck way.
>>138887526
God damn it.
>>138888650
Claire, like Sena, just need a good dicking, Kazuma just need put his mask so she can become full dere
>>138888742
No. Claire a shit. Sena is goodwilled but a little too harsh on being enforcer-chan, Claire is literally the pompous noble type who would get her shit pushed in in the [real world] but doesn't because she's a sheltered little shit.
>>138888013
Oh man, the fun I'd have breaking her...
>>138888796
I'd push her shit in with my dick during anal fuck. If you get what I mean.
>>138888796
A good dicking, anon
>>138888796
But Anon, the more stubborn and arrogant they are, the more fun they are to play with.
>>138889111
She's just annoying.
>>138886871
The carry your family line and spread the prestige of your house.
>>138889133
Make her terrified, then.
>>138888809
Don't bully the lonely lady
>>138888796
Claire is pretty strong
>>138887745
A Kazuma fangirl? What, why, and how?
>>138889572
>the house of kazuma
>commoner adventurer extraordinaire
I can see why Kazuma wants a girl.
>>138889683
Because Kazuma is good at dealing with demon bosses
>>138889648
You know Kasuma could have just offered to marry her and she would have dropped the case
>>138889648
I'm just giving her what she needs, really.
>>138889684
He is Kazuma, a mighty adventurer! I'm waiting the day he uses the 'three-headed monkey' card.
>>138889792
Children?
>>138889729
Honestly, how much more perfect can Wiz get? Shy, older oneesan, taller than him with an incredible body, perfect wife characteristics...
He should just ask for her hand in marriage, I bet she wouldn't say no.
>>138889926
She'd probably get all flustered and run away
>>138889860
Oh, that too. Plenty of sweet little daughters.
And some attitude adjustments.
>>138889976
>attitude adjustments.
>>138889975
But she wouldn't say no, which technically counts as a yes!
And she'd probably trip and fall anyway. Can't get away from my love!
>>138889926
She is rotting
>>138890104
You don't know that. She clearly functions differently from most standard liches.
>>138889683
She later has high opinion of him, and always ask him for help when there is some problem
>>138889926
>marrying a Lich and just how are you going to get her in the Church without her being destroyed?
>>138889926
She would make Kazuma penniless, even worse than Aqua
>>138890207
I actually doubt her luck is as bad as Aqua's. He'd probably make even her rich.
>>138890189
In all fairness this is totally something I can see Wiz doing
>>138889926
Too old for marriage
>>138890253
She has brain damage too, she is bad with money, and keeps buying useless stuff for rookies
>>138890253
Technically he already has, though practically it Vanir who he made rich.
>>138890207
How the hell is her shop still open
Reminder that Megumin is for Kazuma and not a lesbian.
>>138890414
Why not both? Megumin can just explode anyone who says otherwise.
>>138890302
What are you saying. 20 is the *perfect* age for marriage. Mature enough for a serious relationship yet youthful enough to burn with true, idealistic love!
>>138890363
That's why Kazuma is her perfect partner, his luck and common sense would make her business bloom like their love for each other!
>>138889975
She's already taken dick.
>>138890302twenty
>>138890414
Every crimson semen demon is for Kazuma, only if Megumin wasn't a jelly bitch
>>138890501
>She's already taken dick.
By whom?
>>138890154
How exactly did that happen? From what I remember Darkness used her nobility card to get Kazuma out of jail free and then Sena started asking for his help for absolutely no reason.
>kazuma remember when I threw you in prison? can you help me get rid of these pesky giant frogs?
>hey kazuma there's a bunch of exploding dolls wandering out of the nearby dungeon can you do something about it? I promise I won't toss your ass in prison again
>>138890537
I presume she's the missing maid from the mansion, nobody will confirm or deny it in these threads but she has some sort of attachment to it.
>>138890518
Why did Megumin bring Kasuma back to her village anyway?
>>138890545
Two demon bosses and the destroyah
>>138890634
>two demon bosses
Who was the second?
>>138890679
Best boy
>>138890626
She thought the village needed help. Turns out one of the chuunis included a chapter from their shitty novel in the same envelope as a letter from the village chief to save on postage.
>>138890626
To show off her man to other girls.
>>138890634
He only beat one demon boss and destroyah at the time. And that sent him to prison.
I'm asking why she indirectly requested him to take out Vanir if she thought he was a no good criminal in the first place.
>>138890566
doubt it, she was a well known arch wizard when she was still alive. not a maid.
>>138890782
That maid disappeared though, and she was REALLY happy about Kazuma cleaning the kid's grave.
new chapter when
>>138889683
>prove your innocence/pay off your debt!
>clears out a dungeon of a demon boss
>said demon boss takes over darkness's body and forces them into a situation where they have to cast explosion on their own comrade, complete with megumin crying while casting it
Needless to say, after that happened she pretty much accepted that nobody allied with the demon lord would do such a thing and apologized for what happened up to then.
>>138890773
See above.
>>138890545
You have to remember that the case was pretty much rigged. If Aqua says that evil forces were used to alter what was happening, then there's a 100% chance that they occurred.
>>138890773
Because she thought at first that was his fault too
>>138890840
she's just kind to ghost/dead people in general.
I mean, that's why she takes that job sending wandering spirits to heaven in the graveyard.
>>138890495
But Vanir is already doing that, and bullying her hard
Goodbye thread, I'll miss you.
>>138886871
>It's true though. Daughters are so adorable, what do you need a son for?
only till they hit 12-13 or so, then the transformation into 3dpd hambeasts begins. Then they become ungrateful, selfish, spiteful little monsters who don't want to be seen in public with you.
>>138887016
>Does Emperor Zell defeat any enemy in the later volumes?
GTFO Aqua. It's a plain ordinary chicken. it's not a dragon. you thought you were buying a magic beanstalk and instead bought a bag of beans with all your money because you're an idiot.
>>138892090
3D girls are always little monsters, 2D daughterus stay loyal to their Papa for all time