>wake up
>look in the mirror
>see this
What is your first course of action?
I don't know, what do perfect people do?
>>138819887
Wonder how I became Mai sempai
Touch myself
>>138819887
dumb dogfucker
>>138819887
Grab muh boobs!
>>138819998
Who?
Test all 2 spatial dimensions.
>>138819887
See if my shadow is one dimensional.
>>138820008
/thread
>>138820059
>>138820103
Everything is 2 dimensional. The universe is a Klein bottle.
Get naked immediately.
Cry tears of joy, probably.
>>138819887
Remove hair magazine.
Rikka > Dekomori > Kumin >>>>>>> Chimera > >>>>>> Shinka
Suck a million dicks.
>>138820026
That hair and eye color is so fucking good. Gets me hard, man.
Communicate with fairies
Remove the hairpin.
>>138820294
How would you experience multiple orgasms from that?
>>138819998
Mai have a better personality though.
>>138820415
this kills the you
>>138820494
I prefer Shinka's passive aggressive personality.
Give myself a high five
On the vagina
For 5 hours
>>138819887
Grope breasts
>>138820518
>liking tsunderes
>>138820528
Shinka is not a tsundere or any of the dere archetypes, she is just Shinka.
>>138820534
>Shinka is not a tsundere
Aaaand, time to stop.
>>138820008
>>138820494
Mai has a personality?
>>138820683
Did you not watched last episode?
>>138819887
Dress up, be tsundere, become best girl,grab boobs, touch myself, have fun being teased constantly.
Release sexual frustration on Deko
How long have you been doing this Shinkaposter, I don't know if its 2-3 of you or just one person but god DAMN.
You're not gonna stop until everyone likes her are you.
>>138820521
Sounds extremely painful.
>>138820750
You know you love her already, stop trying to fight it
>>138820750
I've seen in you in pretty much every Shinka thread I've been in, you're the ones making them for all I care you tsundere fuck.
>>138819887
First off, I'd check to see if I'm dreaming or not, then once I'd realised I'm not dreaming, then I'd probably crack one off.
>>138820736
Would you have fun if I teased youwith my dick?
Everyone's first instinct seems to be to violate their bodies. Please have some respect for my waifu and goddess.
>>138819887
Dump the hairclip, cut my hair and stop being a dumb fucking bitch.
>>138821119
The first time I ever witnessed anyone waifuing Shinka.
>>138820963
M-maybe...
>>138821175
That's because you've only been here for one week.
Rape Deko
>>138820012
You really had to remind me, right? Fuck you too, anon.
>>138821191
Nah just that I never saw the word Shinka and waifu being use together. Ever.
Not everyone feel the need to waifuing the character they like.
Give handjobs to pretty boys.
>>138819887
Thank God for making me 2D.
Flirt with nerds until they fall for me and then ignore them
Get soaked with cum
>>138821459
You're gonna get raped, anon.Nice strategy.
>>138819887
Rape Decomori
>>138819887
take off that retarded hairclip, it doesn't even serve any purpose what the fuck
>>138821617
It serves the purpose of making her the best girl.
master bait
>>138820415
>>138821155
>>138821617
>woke up in your original body
Dumbass.
>>138821362
sauce
>>138821585
muh bro
>>138819887
Checking whether I really become invisible.
>>138821362
Do you have a template for that hand gif?
>>138819887
Draft up a plan to become an all powerful CEO someday
>>138819887
Masturbate.
>>138819887
Look around to see if anyone's around.If there is no one around, I'll jerk off to my hearts content.
>>138819887
Why am i invisible and why is Nibutani behind me?
>>138823825
>why is Nibutani behind me?
You're about to get pegged
>>138823825
To trick you into thinking you've become a literal goddess.
>>138823825
Behind every good /a/non, there's a Shinka.
>turn on cam
>masturbate
>become rich
Easy life.
> most of the answers are sexual
> not taking the opportunity to become the magician for 400 years
> Not wanting to talk to faeries
I'm disappointed /a/
>>138826571
They just assumed that they would only look like her and not actually become her.
>>138826571
but anon, she's a fake
>>138826571
>talking to fairies like a faggot
>not being the Tyrant's Eye or whacking people with Mjnolnir
>>138826857
>>138826857
How could I be a faggot if I'm a cute girl?
>>138819887
Get naked.
>>138819887
Undress, look at my naked body and masturbate.
Then, enjoy the pleasure of dressing in women's clothes in public
