Welcome to the Succubus Store, /a/
What would you like to order?
I want to fuck the long pink haired girl in her tight asshole.
Does the LN actually go anywhere?
Why can't the author make his work actually do something besides otaku pandering and fanservice?
>>138779658
An incubus
>tfw you tell your fetish to a succubus and she looks at you with disgust
>>138779658
One succubus slave please.
I'm looking for a job. Do you have any openings at your store?
>>138779658
a megumin
>>138779777
>His
>Pandering
>Fanservice
This is the quality of a generalshitter.
>>138779658
Yuri threesome with me in the middle.
>>138779658
J-just some vanilla pls
>>138779658
Make me a cute succubus girl and let me work at your store please.
Here's the menu:
>>138779658Megumin
Megumin
Megumin
Megumin
a lil Rin!!
>>138779878
>No penis
Sorry I think I'm in the wrong store.
>>138779886
This DEEN quality was AOTS though.
>>138779658
I want to be a cute and sexy girl who gonna get gangbanged by big black cocks.
Why is Wiz "the destitute shop keeper"?
>>138779934
Because just like Kazuma's party members, all the girls in the show is pretty dysfunctional individuals. Wiz is a pretty indulgent wastrel.
>>138779934
She's somehow always on the verge of bankrup.
>>138779920
That costs extra
Are you some kind of first time virgin?
>>138779934
Because she sucks at business and has no idea what she's doing
>>138779878
Third from the right.
![img_4647[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2do6XfG.png "img_4647[1].png")
you will never have imouto that looks up to you as much as iris does kazuma
>>138780008
Iris wants the D.
>>138779658
>holding hands
>femdom
>NTR
>cbt
>penectomy & castration
>genderbending
>bukkake
>gangbang
In that order.
>>138779878
I'm interested in merciless sadistic ladies. Could you recommend me some bona fide domme?
>>138779658I want the pink succubus to call me cute, tease me by fondling my body as a squirm away and softly ask me if I'm a virgin. When I awkwardly try to avoid answering the question, I want her to start slowly undressing me and tell me that she loves virgins and is always extra gentle with them. Then I want her to tenderly dominate me.
That's my order. Can I have some fries with that?
>>138780008
She's a generic stuck up noble, even kazuma dissapointed of her. Lalatina completely overshadow her.
>>138779878
2nd and 6th from left are perfect
>>138779989
But I want to see megubus with a cute penis!
>saving a town to save a store full of succubi
>>138780083
did you even read it, that was only the introduction chapter after that she was a god tier imouto
>>138779878
5th and 2nd from right
PERF
>1 buff
>enchant physical to the level overpower a tanker
>enchant magic
>add skills
Party trick too OP, please nerf.
>>138780101
Then pony up the cash you cheapskate
>>138780180
That's the reason i kind of hate her, just like Nadeko from monogatari her only feature is being cute brat.
>>138779878
Where are the glasses school rep?
>>138780118
How is that a less worthy cause than saving your families. After all, prostitutes are literally the only honest women out there.
Saving your children > Saving your friends > Saving your succubutts > Saving your virginity > Saving """your""" ladyfriend
>>138779793
They accepted kazuma lolicon tendencies without questions, there is no way yours can make these girls flinch
>>138780229
Not in a damn dream. The real deal.
Bah I am sure fatalpulse won't disappoint.
How do we fix KonoSuba season 2?
>>138780263
DELETE THIS
>>138780268
Oh please, those bitches is definitely laughing at the menu card you write.
>wwww this guy want his dick to stepped by some lolis how pathetic, why don't we give this job to some newbies?
>>138780260
She comes with the Japanese highschool package
>>138780118
I can't think of a more noble cause than this, a cause worth dying for.
In deed, this is the God's blessings on this beautiful world.
>>138780268
That is a very foolish thing to say on the internet, the one place where fetishes fester and mutate to become vulgar beyond comprehension.
>>138780281
Better animation
Actual leveling up for Aqua and Darkness
Same general formula but make them leave the city and face tougher foes.
Last night I dreamt that I had sex with Aqua but just before we got to where I would put my penis in her she refused, Used a dildo then made fun of me for being a virgin I think I might have been Kazima during the whole thing becuase I kept making sarcastic remarks
>>138780294
NEVER
This
This is my order
>>138779878
I want notLalatina, notMegumin and notYunYun
And of course, I want the pink one to show me the products
>>138780457
why is she always touching herself
>>138780485
If I had that body I would touch my self in the same manner.
>>138780485
I would touch myself 24/7 if I had the same soft and smooth body
>>138780485
Wouldn't you touch yourself if you were that hot?
>>138780485
I'm hot and i touch myself like that
>>138780485
I don't know but I think it's contagious
She makes me touch myself.
Lets see;>Love / Romance
>Anal
>Hand Holding
>Yaoi
>No trap shit. Though I do want an attractive / cute guy who is a little smaller than me
I'm sorry, /a/
>>138779878
6th from left, 4th from right
>Ara ara ara
>>138779748
>succubus asshole
>tight
Pick one. It probably feels like a second pussy.
>>138780118
When the guy said that, there was a female adventurer who looked at him with a face telling us she knew what he was talking about, but in the succubi store episode we were told that female adventurers weren't told about this store.
>>138779658
I want a foursome with Megumin, Chris and the rookie succubi
>>138779878
4 and 8 please
>>138780699
In that case I'd like anal with Megumin, please.
>>138780118
I want a night with Arslan!
![[Ohys-Raws] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o! - 09 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_04.58_[2016.03.18_15.48.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sWifMrc.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku o! - 09 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_04.58_[2016.03.18_15.48.50].jpg")
Welcome to the gates of hell!
>>138780771
>>138780896
I want to bully her.
ss
20-something assertive girl with medium breasts
Handjob and paizuri
Pool setting
Make me attractive too
>bully
>>138780896
Cute!
>>138780415
i'tll be 9.99 plus tip
>>138780928
This but with tanned girl.
![tumblr_nbo8h6ivTU1sf7aooo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/REd8cKW.jpg "tumblr_nbo8h6ivTU1sf7aooo1_500[1].jpg")
>>138779658trapheart pupilshandholdingballs touchingrimjob
yah, you heard me
>>138780717
surely no one would think that the secret store will remain a secret forever? sure, its a taboo to talk about it (for so many reasons) but still...
>>138781009
Why would you tell about it to a girl?
>>138781009
there's a sign on the street, I doubt they particularly care
>>138781026
I dunno, why did that shithead when you were a kid tell his mom about the secret hideout? Sometimes people fold and ruin things.
>>138779793
>wanting a life long dream with wedding, impregnation, cute children, and growing old together with that pink succubus
I bet she would spew spaghetti.
>>138781026
implying a girl cannot obviously accidentally stumble into there.
>>138781098
"accidentally".
>>138779777
I want to prove you wrong, but these trips forbid me to do so
>>138779793
>Fetish ismasturbation
>Only want to masturbate to/on girls and nothing else
I feel like they would bully me.
>>138779878
2nd from the left, onegaishimasu.
>>138780415
Superb choice anon
>>138781026
Because lesbians exist?
>>138781128
So long as they get to lick it up afterwards it should be okay
>>138779658
>I'm still at 7 so I don't know which anime is that from
>look at QUALITY faces
>ohh I know this anime
Fourway with Chris, Eris and Iris
>>138781272
Patrician taste fellow _risfag
>>138779870
Gay
>>138780952
;^)
![[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 10 [720p][(028600)18-04-00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c0fMMO9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 10 [720p][(028600)18-04-00].jpg")
>kochirakoso
>kite
>Kazuma desu
This shit makes me laugh.
Tell me about this stonic girl
>>138781272
>Eris
>Chris
Kek. Truly the goddess of fake.
>>138779658
Why do they look retarded?
>>138780268
>lolicon
>requested an older sister type
some one forgets details
the succubus themselves dont really fuck you, they just give you a nice dream, succk you off so they dont take too much
then fly away now
>>138781501
Someone in the visual department thinks you can get away with ugly as long as you call it personal style.
>>138781528
And yet this is what they sent him
They knew what he really wanted
>>138779658
It's just a dream, right? I don't really need that.
>>138781528
Which would make it even better if things went differently and Aqua found the Megumin lookalike deepthroating Kazuma's cock and told the others that he paid for it.
>>138781604
jesus christ dude stop deluding yourself
most customers arent even supposed to see the succubus entering
they sent her because he seemed like an easy target, but did not realize he was partying with a highlevel arch priest
>>138781677
hell to continue adding to that
almost every succubus except the pink haired onee san receptionist, is completely anime original design
along with all the other guildie clerks
>>138781677
>easy target
The customers know what they're getting into though, so what makes them a target. It's not like they are going to die or anything.
>>138781604
Why couldn't Aqua and Megu just be bros and let it happen. They could get sloppy seconds.
>>138781765
what I mean about easy target is that they use those men to train the younger succubi
>>138779658>Impregnation
>Leglock
>Wizard hat
>FFFM(I dunno if this is even a tag lol who cares)
>Cervix penetration
I'll be your waiter today, chef's special is murder with a side dish of looting
Roll for initiative
>>138781604
Waaaaaaait a minute
>Loli
>yuri
>femdom
>sexual slavery
I think I'm set
>>138781864
pretty gay desu
>>138780699
>implying succubus assholes aren't the tightest
They're made for sex, I'm pretty sure they're always as tight as need be
>succubi
Pic related.
>>138781796
I'll never be in Fantasy Australia
>I'll never be the male equivalent of Darkness with infinite toughness and immune to pain
>I'll never offer the succubutts my body to train their youngsters on it
>>138781871
its not even what Kazuma requested and an ANIME ONLY design
her looks wasnt even NOTED or DRAWN in the source
>>138779793
They would approve your fetish no matter how degenerate it is.
I'll have an order of succuBUTT please
>>138781964
its because its only a dream
you MIGHT get bad looks from the younger ones though
I'll take every crimson semen demon at the same time. I want Yunyun to be reluctant at first but gradually warm to the idea as she sits and watches the cum faces of her fellow semen demons.
>>138781880
>>138781836
>>Cervix penetration
I need to know how is this like
>>138782060
In real life it is extremely painful, apparently.
>>138781916
Aezureah seems up my alley. I'll take four.
>>138779658
Put a shirt on you whores, what would your fathers think?
>>138782118
I just wanted to make a funny post.
>>138779878
3, 7, 8, 9
specially 8
>>138782088
>not Erelyra
Come on
>>138781964
evenfloor tiles?
>>138779658
Can Succubus provide male services, or is it strictly female related dreams only
>>138779658
Are you able to turn me into a girl and then fondle my tiddies?
>>138782270
>Dat smug face
Somehow it totally fits.
>>138779878
4 is the cutest. 6 is a damn close contender, but I'd get 4 without regret. Too god damned cute.
>>138780717
They know the shop exists, they just don't know the location.
>>138782291
If it is lewd, they can provide it
Gender is not an issue
>>138779658
Titty Milk
>>138782291
>homo shit in a succubus thread
AT THE STAKE
>>138782019
>state my disgusting fetish in a loud voice
>look around to see which succubus makes the most disapproving face
>request her to be in the dream doing the action
I guess I wouldn't be welcomed in the succubus club.
>>138782436
You. I like you.
>>138782384
What about non-lewd services? Can I request a dream where Ihold handswith a succubus?
>>138782436
I might bust out thescatcard just for that
I dunno if I could handle it myself, but degrading a succubus would be hilarious
>>138782500
If you don't mind getting the most inexperienced and nervous succubi who are probably scared to death and barely know what they're doing, yes.
>>138782570
That's my fetish though
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55853006
>Not-Megumin Succubus
>Implying she isn't cute as fuck in every god damned fanart
>>138782500
If non-lewd is possible then I would request a dream where I can train my skills and spells.
>>138782570
>schoolgirl
>crying
>sweets cafe
>printed napkins
>comforting
Perfect!
>>138779658
>pantyhose
>defloration
>leg lock
>impregnation
>male: gender bender
>>138782543
You just don't know how to do it.
Piss enema.
Raw anal.
Ass-to-mouth.
Make sure to look into her eyes when she's tasting her own shit but since you just jizzed in her mouth she can't help it, she must swallow.
>B-but Mr. Customer! I don't know how to do any of that! I've never even heard of the things you want me to do! W-why don't you ask my nee-sans?
>Y-you don't want me! I'm just a v-v-irgin!
>>138782806
Are you from the Bahamut threads?
>>138782814
>>138782118
I've seen a couple of pedobears in the last few weeks.
>>138782814
Shut up and eat. You want to grow bigger don't you?
>>138782814
>You will never tenderly love a novice succubus
>You will never teach her the true meaning of love
>You will never corrupt her into a holy woman that aims to help people rather than fuck them
>You will never be her only one
>>138779658
Ill take the one behind you, and the blond one as takeaway
>>138782829
No, but it seems I should visit them.
3 of you fine ladies, please
Strip mahjong
2 hanchan with red fives.
>>138782958
Lack of subs degenerated the last 4-5 threads to anal sex discussion and lewding each of the girls, this is the latest one >>138733908
>>138782985
Teru pls, haven't you killed enough girls?
>femdom
>rimjob
>paizuri
>cold tuna anal sex
In that order please
>>138783021
Thanks mate.
Naizuri
Lets go
>>138780352
>Better animation
Animation is fine you autist. In fact the series had more exciting sakuga scenes than overlord or Danmachi had last year.
>>138782814
oh g-d why is this so hot
>>138783078
>femdom into cold tuna sex.
What the fuck.
>>138781916
My heart and mind say Azure but my dick says Lynneth
I've never experienced ryona, but since it is a dream I'd o all out. Then spend my remaining time time doing the most vanilla sex a succubus has experienced in all of her existence.
Of course, I'd make my offer public so only a willing succubus would attend me.
>>138783261
She acts disinterested and/or berates your performance. It's still femdom, just a different approach
>>138783231
Animation was quite good for DEEN but it could have definitely been better.
Also most of the "sakuga" was for explosions or magic. I'd very much like to see Kazuma having a "Bell vs Minotaur fight". Not even that guy, but although I love the series I'm starting to dislike this strong reaction of "NO IT'S PERFECT IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY BETTER".
>>138783310
So she writes up your receipt while you fuck her in the ass?
>>138783301
Just ask for a ドM succubus like Darkness who would like it
>>138781640
In this case the payment is his vitality though.
>>138783321
I don't care about the shit animation. It's funnier with QUALITY
MEANWHILE, JUST OUTSIDE THE BACK ENTRANCE
>>138783321
>I'd very much like to see Kazuma having a "Bell vs Minotaur fight"
That wasn't even that good and it was one episode. Sure even Konosuba had moments of brilliance when it came to choreography.
https://sakuga.yshi.org/post/show/20528/animated-effects-fighting-kono_subarashii_sekai_ni
https://sakuga.yshi.org/post/show/20581/animated-debris-effects-fighting-kono_subarashii_s
>Not even that guy, but although I love the series I'm starting to dislike this strong reaction of "NO IT'S PERFECT IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY BETTER".
Nobody said it's perfect you autist. I just said it's fine while most people exaggerate and claim the series had shitty animation which is not true.
>>138783362
Anon, only experienced succubus would know what's up, I don't want to scar a rookie for the rest of her carrier.
>>138783672
>Nerimaki
>With Funifura's little brother.
>>138782814
U gonna getpatts
new chapter when
>>138781916
>Winery
>Forest mansion
Seems legit.
The bitches are the reason why the adventures aren't leaving the novice town.
>>138779658
The pink haired girl, hand holding, missionary blaablaa you know the rest
I'll have the Special
>>138783462
>Megeumin
>>138783627
Shinya Takahashi is quite good. One of the few animators who get weight and momentum right.
>>138784339
>>138779878
Wonder what their personalities are
>>138784339
This is literally paradise.
>>138784339
why is megumin's body so long
>>138779658
I'll take the crimson chuunis for daughteru as a single dad, and watch their everyday antics. No need to wake me up.
>>138782908
Is this the cutest Megumin has ever been?
“She owed money! Her family owed a big sum of money to the landlord! I heard the debt will be forgiven if she marries the landlord!”
“Ugh… Debt huh. I don’t know how much she borrowed, but I just sent money back home and don’t have much on me…”
Megumin said as she flipped through her purse that was full of shopping point cards and coupons, and sighed.
“It can’t be helped, if she really needs money, I will break my tiger shaped piggy bank then.”
Aqua proposed a useless idea with an egg in her arms.
The sum was unknown, but it was big enough that a grand noble like Darkness had to sell herself off.
Megumin and Aqua’s spare change would just be a drop in the ocean.
With my back towards them, I headed to my room.
“She already made up her mind! Just let her be! Unless she comes to me crying and apologize, I will not do anything about it!”
Megumin shouted at me.
>“Kazuma, is this the time to vent your anger!? Darkness is going to be married off! Are you fine with that!?”
Tell that to that stubborn girl instead!
@spoiler: Why would Megumin say that? I thought she's already "established" in vol 5? what is this? is she gonna back out from the Bowl?
>>138785880
Sorry, meant the 2nd last spoiler line.
>>138784599
Your body would be long too, if you have 3 Succubus do lewd things to you.
>>138785880
Megumin is very loyal to her party mates.
>>138785880
Megumin clearly plays on both fields. If she can't hook YunYun up in a threesome, she will be happy with Darkness.
>>138779658
Clothes for all the girls. And a collar of cold iron.
>>138785880
Megumin is known for cockblocking herself anon.
>>138786153
> If she can't hook YunYun up
What, I thought Yunyun wants to join Kazuma's party but Megumin is the one cockblocking her?
I heard megumin is winning the Kazuma bowl in the novels. Is that true?
I want to be a little girl who gets raped by big fat cocks
is this anime good? I watched a webm of this succubus scene and it gave me an erection.
>>138779878
5th from left.
>>138786238
Yunyun has a weak sense of presence. She's cockblocked by herself.
>>138786304
NopeEris is winning the Kazuma bowl
![[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 08 [720p].mkv [00:16:32.116].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qV2RqwZ.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! - 08 [720p].mkv [00:16:32.116].jpg")
>>138786384
No, it's terrible. We only have all these threads to complain about how much we hate it. How would anyone enjoy an anime with girls like this in it?
>>138786384
Its a fun fantasy anime, give it a watch and decide yourself.
>>138786384
It's legitimately awful you shouldn't watch it or even think about it ever again.
>>138786384
It sucks just look at how bad the animation is.
>>138786304
>Aqua
Dumb and annoying goddess and a slut that doesn't wear panties.
>Darkness
NTR-bait.
>Megumin
Pure little girl.
Megumin is the obvious choice.
>>138779658
Far right, the only one that doesn't look like a total whore
>>138786508
But forming opinions is hard
I'd rather just read /a/ and just parrot what other people are saying about it
>>138786304
Not really. Kazuma's childhood friend will win
>>138786304
It's the sort of LN where every new volume focuses heavily on 1 character with MC, and so after every new update people claim "X is the furthest ahead, X is winning the bowl" because her chapter was the most recent. Nobody is really ahead of anybody at this point and, considering the format of the LN, there will be no real romantic progress and no bowl-winning because that would dry up about half of the jokes.
>>138786433
I'd say Iris is more of a contenderCalm down, I was a calm man.
That’s right, once I return to Axel, I would be able to enjoy my life every day.
Stop struggling and run away, live a carefree life back in my home—
No matter how much I tried to convince myself, the times I spent with Iris appeared
before my eyes like a carousel.
Iris who was moody after I bullied her.
Iris who listened with sparkling eyes as I recounted the tale about purifying the lich
in the dungeon.
After being instigated by me, Iris stole snacks from the dining hall and was warned
by Claire in the end. Even though she felt a little guilty, even though she was scolded
together with me, Iris looked a little happy.
The angry Iris who came to get back at me after she told some nonsense I made up to
her vassals arrogantly and became a laughingstock.
Finally, Iris who answered this to my question—
“This is the first time I’ve met someone like you. Everyone keeps on their toes
around me and showers me with concern. Only one person was lofty, rude,
merciless, and taught all sorts of weird things to me, despite me being royalty. He
even went all out to compete with me without any semblance of an adult…”
That doesn’t sound like a compliment at all
“But I am listing out the reasons I like you though?”
But that kid likes me the way I was.
— I didn’t understand why I want to stay with her so much.
Or why she sticks so close to me.
No matter what, Iris would become a more matured princess a few years later.
She wouldn’t want to meet a suspicious man with such a large difference in status by
then.
No, from the moment I leave the capital, our ties will disappear.
Thinking about it this way, this was the last night I would be looked up to like an
elder brother.
“Assistant-kun, let’s withdraw! Even if you want to return to Axel—though it would
waste some time— I will help you out!”
that monologue is just too great to ignore.
>>138786493
That's a boy though.
>>138786670
/a/ doesn't care if you watch it or not, but /a/ likes it.
>>138786779
Does /a/ care if I'm happy?
HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS PROFUSELY*
SO YOU BE SAYING
*DRINKS PURPLE DRANK*
I GET ALL O' DEM WHITE DEMON WIMMUNZ?
![[ReinForce] Senki Zesshou Symphogear G - 09 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).Commie.mkv_snapshot_08.17_[2015.09.29_21.12.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7wi0VkD.jpg "[ReinForce] Senki Zesshou Symphogear G - 09 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).Commie.mkv_snapshot_08.17_[2015.09.29_21.12.18].jpg")
>>138786818
b-betsuni
>>138786828
In your dreams.
C-can I get a pregnant succubus?
That is my shameful fetish ;_;
>>138787217
no, but you may impregnate a succubus
>>138780077>tenderly dominate me
This is the most important thing to order at the succubus store for me.
>>138779878
Fluffy white haired one in the middle
>>138782670
>>printed napkins
>>138786688
I don't know why anyone would expect romance out of a comedy like this.
This is a nice thread with gentlemen of fine tastes
>>138779658
One Wiz in tight maid clothes and Rin in a swimsuit servicing me please.
I rented the penthouse of the Guild Inn so you can come there around midnight.
>>138781916
Not even a hard choice once I reached Mhyrie. I take her and the extended contract as soon as I can.
I cried from happiness during the final episode after the OP started playing. Did anyone else?
>>138787405
What seems to be your problem, anon?
My sister had a collection of those, over 300 different print designs.
>>138787405
It's the tiles anon in disguise.
>>138787759
hopefully you get reincarnated into videogamey fantasy world. Make sure you bring the goddess with you!
>>138787759
Sorry, too busy jerkin off to dual explosion casting.
>>138787759
Hah, fag.
>>138779658
M-may I ask for your hand in marriage?
>>138779934
Because she buys useless magic items all the time and sells high level items in a beginner town.
Vanir should have her just join Kazumas party permanently.
>>138780896
moar
>>138788096
Fuck off.
>>138780896
I want to explode inside her.
>>138780281
By having the things from season 1 be a flashback with Kazuma and Dust in Jail.
>>138786818
B-B-B-B-B-B-BAKA!
NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE HAPPY!
>>138788213
Fuck off normalfag piece of shit.
>>138788045
Have her replace Megumin, she's an upgrade in every way.
>>138779658
AND WE KEEP ON WAIIITIN
>>138788251
This sort of blasphemy should be punishable by exploding
>>138784339
goin into my lewd folder
>>138782152
They are succubi. They were born from other succubi. The most their fathers think of them was that making them was the best thing.
>>138782814
just eat the eggs please.
