Is Umaru flat?
>>138702964
Who?
>>138702964
I wouldn't call that flat.
>>138702964
im still wondering how she isnt fat as fuck.
>guzzles down sodas all fucking day
>eats nothing but garbage all fucking day
>>138702964
Are you trying to sneak Umaru into the front page without getting gore-spammed?
>>138703640
It's all about calories man. As long as she's eating garbage at maintenance she's never going to gain weight.
Also maybe she eats far less of it because her NEET/hiki hamster mode is so physically small.
Those are some thin stick legs
>>138703640
Her brother is a good cook.
>>138702964
>everything must be DFC or cowtits
>can't have a proportioned body
>>138705042
> Her brother has a good cock.
I'm sure she has plenty of healthy exercise.
>>138706588
It's pretty hard to exercise that hard on a lot of junk food. Not impossible, but almost painful to do so.
>>138705973
I'm guessing there's too many anime with the "DFC vs cowtits" female lead dynamic that it's warped some people's perception on tits.
No. She has nice tits.
>>138703640
Fast metabolism familyImagine the shits she takes tho
>>138702964
How is that flat? You're just too used to cowtits.
>>138703640
the same way the skinny korean food porn girls stay thin
>>138702964
She's a shapeshifter. She can just increase her density or something.
>>138703640
Fast metabolism and physically active at school, that's all you really need to say thin during your teenage years
>>138702964
>Normal tits
>tits
>>138703818
This. She will stay thin doing this, but her actual health is taking a huge hit.
>>138702964
Umaru a cute.
Hamster a shit.
