What would you do in this situation?
>>138690546
lubricate her skin with my saliva
>>138690546
Choke the bitch out
Run away
>>138690546
Get her pregnant
>>138690546
Pull my dick out
>>138690546
Does stuff like this really happen
Girls rarely even acknowledged my existence at that age
>>138690546
Yes. I'd be pretty fucking desperate for any sort of affection from a woman at that point and Asuka, while insane, is also really pretty
vomit everywhere then go to bed
>>138690735
/thread
>>138691161
It happened to me.
A girl broke up with her BF and came to my house crying and apologizing for how badly she treated me and then asked if I wanted to kiss her and
>>138690546
Tell her that we can't kiss without protection.
>>138690546
Implying any of you autists would react any more awkwardly than Shinji.
>>138690546
Kiss her and try to fugg her after drinking some alcohol together
>>138691161
Girls those age are kinda sluts. They get slutty because they're trying to prove how adult they are.
>>138691262
I was a cheeky bastard before I learned the concept of shame so I don't think I'd refuse. Or rather, I'd refuse and say shit like "It is not hygienic" or "I see no reason to kiss"
>>138691205
Whatever you say man, we totally__DObelieve you
>>138691262
Exactly, nobody would react as awkwardly as Shinji.
He really messed up.
>>138690546
>"W-w-what? I u-u-uhh guess so?"
>"I haven't ever k-kissed a g-g-girl before."
>"Are you sure?"
>>138691205
Man if you actually did take advantage of her situation and kiss her that's pretty messed up.
>>138690546
>implying any 14 year old can be this naive in the internet age
Dead trope is dead.
>>138690546
Kiss her.
After contemplating my life i think i understand why i hate her, it's because i'm unconsciously self inserting as shinji while watching eva.
>>138691205
and what?
>>138690546
Break her Jericho's walls
>>138692396
>>138692665
I kissed her and she said she wanted to fuck but I said no.
Tell her that she's a cuck and just using me as a replacement, then storm out and find that gay white haired guy a few episodes early.
>tfw I was around horny teenage girls for 4 years and I've never even touched a booby
This is why I self flagellate.
>>138690546
Do like Kaji, as I'm old enough to be her father.
>>138690546
Say that i'm glad she wants to kiss me but she's not Rei and will never be on Rei's god-tier level so nah.
>>138691308
Didn't Asuka want to because she was bored?
>>138693134
I thought it was both.
Sigh
I guess I'd kiss Shinji too if I was her.
>>138693150
Kaji ditched her to do adult things and then she was like "I'm bored, I want to do adult things too. Hey non-threatening light-skinned male, would you care to do some adult things?"
>>138693022
Could be worse. I mean it's not like being a virgin is the worst thing in the world. Hans Christian Andersen died a virgin at the age of 70 and he was one of the most celebrated authors in history.
But then he spent his school years living where the girls were abused, and it warped his perception of sexuality.
>>138693211
living in a brothel*
>>138690546
ignore her
>>138693211
>But then he spent his school years living where the girls were abused
Sounds hot sign me up.
>>138693035
Little girls generally seek out men that are old enough to be their fathers.
>>138693239
I assume being around prositutes who always seem sad and dead inside isn't as hot as it sounds.
>>138693240
>All girls generally seek out men that are old enough to be their fathers
Fixed that for ya, it's called female sexuality.
>>138693260
Yeah but I'm a necrophile too so what now?
>>138690546
This.
>>138693336
>Asuka grabbing Rei's boob
totally OOC noncanon shit.
>>138690546
slyly say to lean closer and I'll tell her
Just as she gets in close I'll move my lips to her ear and whisper:"you smell like kaji dick"
A) Put it in
B) Put it in
C) Put it in
>>138691161
>>138691205
13th birthday. "hey anon ever french kissed a girl?" "nah" "wanna try"?
>>138691161
THROUGHOUT MIDDLE SCHOOL LITERALLY ALL OF MY SISTERS SLEEPOVER FRIENDS KISSED ME, THE SLUTS
THEY GET BORED VAGGING IT UP AND WANT DICK, JUST WANDER INTO YOUR ROOM AND GET KEEP GETTING CLOSER
SOME REALLY GO AFTER IT, TOTAL ANIMALS
