Who wins?
>>138200066
Titty monster is too strong for them, it's on another level.
>>138200305
You are correct, assuming you are referring to Dio Brando and his massive pectorals.
>>138200066
her
>vampires
>>138200066
Alucard is the biggest marysue of the three of them.
>>138200066
>Schrödinger OP
>Blades that kill oddity, but lets not forgot about her 'radiant pass'
>WRRRRYYY ROAD ROLLER DA. Depends on which version of Dio we are talking about
>>138200066
How would Dio and Alucard go against her Kokorowatari?
>>138200750
And against her beauty.
>>138200066
Dio and Alucard are on another level. Bitch got hunted down by humans so it proves she's inferior
She is the only one out of the three who successfully ended the world.
Also, as an oddity, she is free from Fate, and she can time travel to the past.
>>138200750
Well it seems even holy and supernaturally powered weapons still have no effect on Alucard as you'd still have to cut through some 1.5 million souls before you could hope to deal any real damage, and that's not even factoring the Schrödinger hax. And in Dio's case I don't know if it's how he could go up against her weapon so much as how she could go against The World. Stands can only be harmed by other stands but they can still interact with any solid object so it kinda seems like he's the one at an advantage, and of course there's also time stop on top of all that.
>>138200934
>successfully ended the world
Nigger, Dio ended the fucking universe. Had to get help from a gay priest to pull it off, but he was still the one who masterminded it all.
>>138200764
>against her beauty
Gotcha covered there.
>>138200990
Oh please. Ending the Universe (restarting it?) can pretty much only be attributed to Gay Space Priest. All DIO did was give his DNA and a few words. He lost to a family of parlor tricksters.
>>138200837
All three of them were hunted down by humans
Kain
D wins
>>138200066
Well every vampire issue in Monogatari is solved by lolenergydrain so Kiss-shot probably wins by absorbing Alucard and just straight up killing DIO.
>>138201224
How would she absorb Alucard if he has his faggy cat powers?
>>138200066
Well, one is literally unkillable, another is a pure concept, and the last can stop time for a bit. My money's on Vlad.
>>138200066
>vampires
>winning anything
>>138200066
Arcuied
>>138201242
>Absorb Alucard
>Kiss-shot now has faggy cat powers
If Alucard could absorb Shota Cat, there's nothing saying the same can't happen to him.
Either way, I suspect Kokorowatari would probably have some hax to it where it's like "Yo, I can cut through Alucard to kill Shota Cat"
>>138201221
>No news since June 2015 on the animated Series
that said, D always wins.
>>138201293
faggy cat let himself be absorbed though, as it was all part of the plan to make Alucard lose himself
it was a specific plan, not something like alucard just ate him
>>138201293
Alucard absorbed Schrodinger because Schrodinger let him, it's not the same.
Kissshot can create matter out of nothing. She breaks the laws of physics.
That sofa you see inside Araragi's shadow is a real sofa.
Kissshot has her own apartment inside Araragi's shadow and she has her own custom made PSP she created out of air.
Guts wins
bat cannot even beat snake so she is out
>Alucard
>losing to a monster
