Write the plot for the Rebuild 3.0+1.0 movie three words at a time. I'll start:
After masturbating to
The Shanghai Majors
I walk to
Fuck a donkey
Instrumentality
A boy falls
>>138055283
>that name tho
Nice try Anno
In love with a boy
Gotta go fast
735th impact starts
Kiwis start marching
after necrophiliac actions
comes bestiality action
>>138055283
they see that
the world is
No longer
A tom-tom-like sound
and my ass
But things will
turn into bubblegum
Hello there reddit
Kaworu's cock is
Everything that matters
is the power off
to Shinji's ass
Mari, being the best girl, becomes the MC.
Entire movie explores her back story.
Best girl wins.
>>138060109
>>138060130
Perfect plot
Fry me to the moon
sperm is inserted
into Misato because
Asuka has penis
12 inches long
>inb4 OP is anno trying to rip us off
crushes Mari's skull
with my dick
So Teh Rei
*Nuclear starts playing*
Blasted in Angel
which is infected with pus coming out
3 words fucker
Causing chinese revolution
North Korea invades
>>138060702
Which made Obama
The 13th angel
"Please be LONDON"
unable to confess
keeps tumbling down
Shinji begs Obama
he's gifted by
>>138060855
For the dick
>>138055382
>>138056611
>>138060843
>>138060873
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
>>138060224
>Kaworu
>Having a cock
Misato /ss/ scene
>>138060918
What a horrible post, and I hate phone posting.
check my digits
It rings, Shinji.
>>138061146
Ja. Silly Otaku
Asuka's limb futa dick
is getting into
>>138060918
>>138061222
Checked those numbers
Feels good lads
>>138055283
why were there 4 adams?
is it referring to the children?
>>138060918
This is, literally, a blog post.
