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Would you share an umbrella with Haruhi?
>>137496535
Why the fuck would she need an umbrella?
>>137496592
For the purpose of strengthening a romance?
I'd love to
Haruhi is so BEATIFUL
>>137496940
what does she need romance for?
>>137496940
>implying that anyone on /a/ can get close to real life relationships let alone romance.
>>137497071
For her body's urges?
>>137496535
I would eat her creampie.
>>137497179
Im sure most of /a/ are just failed normies. Most of them had romance in their past.
>>137497358
I don't understand?
>>137497300
Why would OP beat around the bush like that? He should have asked straight up
>would you give Haruhi the D?
>>137497403
Yeah, with their right hands
>>137497411
Lurk more faggot.
>>137497403
>normies
Heh. Haruhi could share an umbrella with me.
>>137496535
No, but I would do so with a better girl.
>>137497564
>lurk
>implying
Anon, I was just hoping you weren't implying something indecent.
>>137497786
Haruhi has a tendency of giving people funny feelings like that
>>137497426
>just giving your waifu the D
>not romancing her until she's begging for it
Plebeians.
>>137496535
Maybenot
Sure, it's good if we're both dry.
>>137497300
Why didn't he justcuddleher right there?
>>137499197
He was probably a bit dazed after jumping out of a window, going through time and space, and then landing into a really awkward situation.
>>137499524
Why didn't she justcuddlehim right there?
>>137500208
Cause then the tease would be over, and there'd be no reason to by the next book.
>>137500498
>next book
>>137500498
>next book
It's not gonna happen.
>>137496535
That could end up in the disappeareance of haruhis virginity
>>137496535
Is she okay sharing an umbrella with a bassist?
>>137500655
Yeah
>>137500208
Still saving herself forJohn Smith
>>137500708
What are their real names?
>>137500887
John and Jane Smith
>>137500921
Are they not Japanese?
>>137502722
Well enjoy being wet then
>>137496535
I would share my everything with Haruhi.
>>137496535
I would murder Haruhi with an umbrella desu
>>137496535
I would DIE for Haruhi.
>>137508097
SUZUMIYA AKBAR
What's the best episode of Hauhi and why is it pic related?
>>137509047
Top romance
>>137509555
Too bad its been stuck in neutral for a decade.
>>137509047
Maybe it's because I've become old and jaded after watching so much anime, but I thought that episode was one of the best endings. I kind of don't want to watch S2 and ruin my appreciation of it.
>>137509640
resolution-less romances are true perfection
>>137509047
I like the one where they go to the pool than go to the festival then light fireworks then go star gazing then that weird nigga saysI LUB HUE.
>>137509047
>the farthest we ever got to see them go was a kiss that haruhi though was a dream
>>137509789
No they are shit. They leave a feeling of unresolved longing. It's what made the ending of Hyouka so terrible. Because at the current course that things are going, nothing is going to happen and the romance falls apart.
An unresolved romance is worse than a badly resolved romance because it shows a complete failure on the part of the writer.
I'm on The Suprise right now, just finished Part 1, and I really want to like it, but it's hard. Just when I'm getting into a timeline it shifts over to the other one I'm less interested in, then I get confused and by the time I'm back to enjoying it and understanding what's going on it shifts again.
>>137501460
Ｇｏｏｄ ｔｒｏｌｌ ｉｓ ｇｏｏｄ
>>137509894
Let him go anon. He's clearly traumatized.
>>137509914
Are you watching in brodcast order?
>>137496535
>>137496592
I would fuck her under the umbrella.
>>137510060
I'm talking about the book you dummy
>>137510060
>watching
Pretty sure that anon is reading the LNs.
>>137510158
>>137510166
only read the one reply. my bad
>>137509640
That was such a cute little short.
Does anyone have the pastebin with all the times Kyon thought/described Haruhi?
Why do the characters all look so white? Isn't this supposed to be based in Japan?
>>137509047
Both final episodes, the one you posted from season 1 and the one OP >>137496535 posted from the chronological order. Both were so fitting and satisfying in different ways.
>>137510147
how would that even work?
>>137510246
I found it
http://pastebin.com/4EHJfvNd
>>137510565
I was going to describe a way for this to work, but by the time I wrote it out, I had about dozen different ways to pull it off.
Use your imagination anon.
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>>137510602
I shall dump some for the purpose of comfy reading.
>I found a girl with long, straight black hair decorated with a flashy hair band adorning her perfectly proportioned face as she stared back at the gawking students with unusually large, black, determined eyes adorned with long, fringed eyelashes, her soft pink lips tightly pursed.
>I was dazzled by Haruhi’s snow-white skin. A striking beauty stood before me. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter one.
>>137510911
>The next day, she would walk in with a ponytail, looking flawless from every angle. The way it looks so perfect on her is almost more than I can bear. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter one. (Not in the anime)
>But damn, she was hot… I mean, let’s move on. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter one.
id share a dick with her
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>>137510965
>When I turned around in rage and indignation, I found Haruhi standing and grabbing my collar with—for the first time ever—a smile reminiscent of a blazing sun in an equatorial sky. If you could take the temperature of a smile, hers would have matched the climate in the middle of a rain forest. [...] Haruhi looked at me with her eyes shining as brightly as Alpha Cygni. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter one.
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>>137511228
>“This room is now our club room!” Haruhi proclaimed in a dignified fashion, throwing her arms into the air. Her face was painted with a divine smile. I decided not to voice my opinion that seeing such a smile on her face in the classroom every day would be a good thing. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter two.
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>>137511472
>“Be sure to meet in this room after school from now on. You had better show up! If you don’t, heads will roll.”
She said this with a smile like cherry blossoms in full bloom. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter two.
>>137511682
>Don’t talk about Haruhi like she’s some kind of rare insect. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter five. (Not in the anime)
>Why does everyone like Haruhi so much? She’s an eccentric, bossy, self-centered girl who causes trouble for everyone around her. How does she warrant the attention of some grandiose organization? I do have to admit she’s easy on the eyes, though. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter five. (Not in the anime)
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>>137511713
>Stuck in a world all alone with a girl I know and I end up kissing her. Freud would have a field day with this. Did I really have a dream that’s such an easy read?
>Gah, I want to hang myself this very second!
>I should probably be grateful that Japan eliminated the right to bear arms. If an automatic handgun had been within my reach, I would have popped myself in the head without hesitation. If it had been Asahina, I could have picked at my honest desires within the dream. But it was Haruhi, of all people. What the hell was my subconscious thinking about?
>I sat wearily on my bed and threw my arms over my head. If it was a dream, it was the most realistic one I’d ever had. My right hand was covered in sweat and I could still feel a warm sensation on my lips. – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, chapter seven.
>>137496535
Why not? It's raining.
>>137511905
Kyon pls.
>>137511905
This is too tiring. If someone else wants to dump that'd be nice.
Here's a nice quote from Random Numbers though.
>Haruhi put one hand on my shoulder, its power causing a slight change in my lower region. – Random Numbers.
>>137509047
>tfw it's episode 6 of the S2 order
I swear I have seen an order somebody made that fits all the S2 episodes to work in the Haruhi order, but I cannot find it and I am so upset.
>>137512397
Chronological order?
>>137512470
Er, yeah. S2 order = Chronological order, Haruhi order = Original broadcast order. Even now this shit makes no fucking sense.
