would you befriend a cockroach, /a/?
>>137223666
no
roaches are the spawn of Satan
>>137223748
This those goddamn devils
>>137223666
I would if they looked that cute.
>>137223954
It's a lure. Next they will be sucking out your brains.
>>137223976
I'd let her suck out my brain easy
>>137223976
That's not the only thing I'd let her suck
Yea sure turks can be ok sometimes
>>137224005
I guess there wasn't much of a brain to begin with.
>>137223666
Yes, of course, it is a good companion for my other pet.
>>137223666
If she was a ladybug I'd be all over it
No I hate turks
>>137223976
You probably just want all the cute roaches for yourself.
>>137224244
Armenian master race
>>137223666
As long as she let me mark her or something so I wouldn't get scared every time I saw her.
What is wrong with you people?
>>137224249
What creature is this?
When I use the bathroom really late at night, there was this cockroach I would always see on the wall. Being a fucking faggot, I never bothered killing it, it was much easier just acknowledging it and trying not to disturb it when I used the bathroom late at night.
A few days ago, I did my nightly bathroom break, and lo-and-behold, when I lift the lid on the toilet, I see the cockroach drowning. How fucking satisfying it was to see that little bastard squirming around in the water, drowning. Not only did I get to piss on the little fucker, I also got to flush the toilet and watch it go down the drain.
Last night, I saw a baby roach crawling along the wall. It is much too early, but his time will come, and so will I
Befriend it proceed to fuck its brains out have many spawn. When nuclear annihilation eventually comes only my progeny will remain. Cultural victory.
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JOHJ
>this thread
is Johnson a roach?
