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Programmers on /a/, is this true?
>>137159572
SJW infiltrated tech and tried to get white dudes fired, so there's no way for us to try something like that.
Also I have no idea.
>>137159572
Memory leaks are serious business.
>>137160252
But does it mean she's a slut?
>>137160331
If she's leaking obviously she's a slut. (c++)
If she's slow she's fat (interpreted languages)
If she's hurrdurr she's java(java)
>>137160592
So high-level languages are all impure? How terrible.
>>137160825
Haskell-chan is pure.
>>137160592
I'd like to picture HTML as a loli
>>137160857
Except when she has to do I/O operations, the fucking slut.
>>137160867
Cute, compact but ultimately useless? Sounds more like perl.
>>137160592
>>137160857
>>137160867
>>137160962
Then what's PHP?
>>137161043
Sunohara, but with amnesia.
>>137159572
She's probably exploitable so yeah, could be abused by everyone, a definite slut.
What's C ?
>>137159572
Sauce?
>>137161350
A keyboard button
>>137159572
The MC of this manga piss me off.
The girl clearly wants a good hard dicking and will probably dies before being entirely legal and yet HE STILL PUSSIES OUT FUCK YOU HOLY SHIT
>>137161350
A loli with a three part staff with nunchucks attached to the edges.
It leads to a lot of pain.
>>137161725
just avoid the loops and then learn to stay outside her scope.
>>137160867
HTML isn't a programing language it's a formating language. You can picture Javascript as a loli i do.
>>137161043
PHP is a slut which gangbangs with HTML,Javascript and CSS
>>137161350
C is the immortal loli under the programming language. A bit like Shinobu old as fuck but still a loli
>>137160592
Why the fuck should c++ be a slut? Java is a way bigger slut because you can use it basically everywhere. And why should Java be hurrdurr? Cause you can write complex programming without all that pointer shit and it's way more objektoriented than c++? Java > C languages
Don't insult my programming language every again your waifu is shit.
>>137165023
>HTML isn't a programing language it's a formating language
I'm well aware, Javascript makes sense but since it often interacts with HTML I don't see why they can't both be lolis.
Relevant
(if someone has the non-shit version of this pic pls post, I can't find it)
>>137165023
C++ isn't a slut, it's just this
>>137165390
Something something primest wench something something Elder God
>>137165336
Here you go.
>>137165573
>all languages are cute in their own way
But that's fucking wrong.
>>137165573
>Visual Basic is plain, clearly ashamed of being generally inferior
>will never, ever get better
dem feels
>>137165573
>C is drawn as an elegant beauty
>C
>elegant
>beauty
>C
>>137165573
Perl's boyish clothing and cold glare makes my heart feel funny
>>137165336
Why does VB sit on that weird block chair?
>>137166276
It can be elegant and beautiful if you know what the hell you're doing.
>>137167367
Because VB is a blocky language for faggots, like myself.
>>137166276
I think you confused c with c++
>>137165573
where's my brainfuck loli?
Well Chrome developers are the sluttiest of the sluts.
>>137159572
if she doesn't use std::unique_ptr<T>, she shouldn't be allowed near a c++ project
... is she a slut?
All women are sluts, this is a poor question
>>137170208
This is why you're here and not banging these "sluts".
Even I don't think they all are, thats why I get pussy
>>137170344
you're comparing dicks to a C++ software engineer
they start at $150,000 a year. Provide proof that you make more or stop insulting their sex lives
New chapter when?
>>137161043
Katawa shoujo.
>>137166276
>Didn't even try C99
fuck off.
>>137170461
Damn, that's insane. I make ~150/month.
>>137170461
Its funny because my major is computer science so haha, I think I have more bases to tell you you're shit.
>>137165573scala is best girl, surprised it made the list though
>>137170344
Fuck off with your 3DPD blogging assuming I'm not being baited.
>>137170758
>>137170851
Fuck off
Yes? If she created a single function to handle everything, it's like creating sex robot that handle every request but it's unoptimized as fuck
>>137165023
>C is the immortal loli under the programming language. A bit like Shinobu old as fuck but still a loli
>>137159572
Sauce?
>People actually defending Java
