holy shit guys, check this out
First name: Chino, last name: Kafū
Chino Kafū
Kafū Chino
>cappuccino
>works at a cafe
>cocoa
>ko-koa
>fag
How did you figure this out?
>>135946486
>First name: Chino, last name: Kafū
Not after I married her.
>>135947232
leave my daughter alone
Isn't coffee bad for kids?
>>135947232
>Not taking your Japanese waifus last name
>>135947316
I've been drinking coffee since the age of 10.
Now I'm in /a/.
>>135947316
yea, they grow a tail if they drink it
I want to _____ chino!
>>135947408
cappu
>>135947362
No wonder he's married and you're not.
Holy shit guys
Tokyo is
Kyoto
BACKWARDS
>>135947408
protect
>>135947266
>>135947634
no Chino, you're my adorable daughter
What was the best thing about Cocoa?
>>135947686
This doujin http://exhentai.org/g/888450/2b317f5094/
>>135947545
東京
京都
Hmm...
how is she so adorable
>>135948136
It's the quiet, whispered voice and the color palette that is just a bunch of blue.
>>135947686
when she wasnt on screen
>>135946486
Cocoa and Mocha have the surname Hoto. Hot Cocoa and Hot Mocha. Tedeza Rize is The des Alizes, green tea-fruit blend. Ujimatsu Chiya is uji matcha tea, aka green tea. Kirima Syaro is Kilimanjaro, a coffee blend. Tippy is a term in tea leaf grading, indicating lots of tips. Natsu Megu is nutmeg and Jouga Maya is Jogmaya, a tea estate in Darjeeling, India. Aoyama is Blue Mountain, another coffee blend, in Japanese.
>>135948387
WOAH
>>135947232
>not changing your last name to kafu
Are you retarded?
>>135948458
It's a crazy theory but I think the mangaka is a coffee and tea freak.
CAN MOZART STILL BE ALIVE?
>>135947686
Why is Cocoa so shit? She ruined the whole episode.
>>135946486
Did you know Cocoa's first name is Hotto, aka Hot?
Hot
Cocoa
I'm trying to recall if we ever figured out what drink Syaro is supposed to be.
>>135948759
see >>135948387
>>135948759
Kirima Syaro. Kilimanjaro.
I just want to trick all the Usagis into prostitution.
>>135948387
>syaro
Really? Doesn't quite sound right. Japanese could easily have spelled that "kirimin jaro"
>Last name Cerviche.
>First name Speedy
>Speedy Cerviche
>Speedy service.
Whoa guys. How deep does thisrabbithole go?
>>135948861
http://gochiusa.wikia.com/wiki/Sharo_Kirima
>>135947799
>chinese
Reposting cause why not.
https://my.mixtape.moe/jfwqtf.png
>>135948387
I wonder what hoto mom's first name is.
>>135949027
Choco obviously.
>>135948861
maybe you can't spell that in japanese in a non-awkward way
>>135949074
>tfw no Hoto Miro
>>135949027
Hot momma
>>135949142
>じゃろ
Damn, I'm lost from here.
>>135949022
Reposting the version with Koi's cards.
>>135949022
The Choboraunyopomi one's still the best.
>>135949338
So nice.
>>135946486
desu when i realized it, froze for an hour.
>mfw
>>135947408
cuddle
>>135948740
It's bunnisode, faggot.
If a normie watched GochiUsa what would their first impression be?
>>135946486
My wife Chino is so cute
>>135952192
Literally they'd say "gay", even a woman
>>135952257
>gay
>bunch of cute girls
are all normies faggots?
Hey Syarofags, I have a treat for you.
https://my.mixtape.moe/ziqahe.ogg
>>135952477
Probably.
>>135952477
I think the same, anything extremely cute is just gay for them, but watching men sweating fighting each other is ok. Never understood, never cared.
>>135952192
>The fluffball is cute, reminds me of hello kitty
>I'm going to show it to my 4y/o daughter
>>135952486
Holy shit her voice is so perfect.
It's like the exact opposite of Megu.
>>135952192
>I want to fuck cocoa!
>>135946936
Is this a show about coffee?
How could I miss it?
>>135947799
This makes for a good reaction image.
>>135948861
>>135949142
>>135949258
Because while Sharo is an actual name, Jaro isn't.
Also, they're supposed to be fun hidden puns, not straight out words broken up to make a name and surname.
>>135954012
I guess a normalfag would rather a Rize.
>>135954274
It's not exactly about coffee for the most part.
>>135948759
Cocoa's proportions are so weird in that.
>>135954861
Cocoa is weird.
>>135947408
get ravaged by Anons after somehow turning into
>>135947799
Ending was funny, rest of it was stupid.
1/10 would not read again
>>135956738
Cocoa is cute.
But it's /kaɸut͡ɕiɴo/ in Japanese, not even remotely like the English cappuccino
>>135948387
>Tedeza Rize
>not terrorist
The fuck are you doing?
