The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth, You have the choice of four different shelters to hide inside of. Which one do you pick?
Shelter 1 is full of fatefags
Shelter 2 is full of OPMfags
Shelter 3 is full of madokafags
Shelter 4 is full of NNBfags
Choose wisely, /a/.
>>135718920
Not staying outside so you can take a real Sunlight Overdrive to the face
I'LL BE THE ROOOOOOOOUNDABOUT
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
Nobody is gonna make it;_;
>>135718920
take my chances with the sun
>>135718920
madoka, is not even an option, at least one of them will have decent taste and we can argue of why Kyoko is so perfect
>The Sun has fallen out
>is about to collide with the Earth
At least make up some believable scenario
>>135718920
How would a shelter possibly help in that situation?
>>135718920
NNB= Non non, right?
That one if so.
And holy fuck America, do you really call your hamburgers for "sandwiches", or is the captcha messing with me.
>>135718920
Fatefags. There might be some Melty Blood fans in that crowd. Maybe we could get a little tournament running or something.
>>135719171
Hamburgers are sandwiches because they're filling between two bits of bread.
Not even America
I choosego back to /b/ faggot
>>135719171
>>135719171
It's only called a hamburger if it has at least two patties.
NNB
chances are that some of them are fans of other iyashikei, and what better way is there to spend the last days until an apocalypse than to be warm and comfy.
Shelter 5 full of finds a way fags.
They'll send me to an alternate universe where retarded things that would make an astrophysicist slap you upside the head wouldn't happen.
>>135719171
America is retarded
I'd rather kill myself than be stuck with any of those groups
NNB. OPM is full of actual newfags, Madoka is full of tripfags. Fate and NNB are full of falseflaggers, but Fate has many more of them.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
I dont think shelters are gonna help anyone
>>135719391
Why did he shoot the guy?
>>135719381
>>135719463
Obviously he was resisting the arrest :^)
>>135719381
KEIT-AI IS ALWAYS FINDING A WAY
>>135718920
Is it an sun made of ice or a regular sun made of fire?
>>135719391
>guys drunk driving rampage gets his wife killed and injures more.
Less of our tax dollars keeping him behind bars
>>135719381
方法を見つけ
>>135718920
I take the one without faggot OP's.
>>135718920
>shelter 1 is gay because I didn't even watch Fate and I heard it's shit
>shelter 2 is alright as long as there are no Gokufags
>shelter 3 would be full of semen demons willing to suck my dick, but all of them would be traps and there are also annoying Homura-fags on-board
>shelter 4 is full of autistic people and I would kill all of them after an hour
>>135719463
He claims it was an accidental discharge.
>>135719459
Shelter is made of Pure Natsuru.
>>135719595
Usually the sun would engulf the earth, but OP stated that both the earth and the sun would "collide", so the sun it's probably made of ice or some other solid material instead of mostly hydrogen.
>>135719595
That kind of makes me wonder, what would happen if a sun of ice collided with a regular sun made of fire?
>Collide with earth
>Lets get in xxxfags shelter guise
Talk about being a masochist
>>135718920
Madokafags.
I like Madoka, and as obnoxious as the fans can be, I'd rather have to deal with that than listening to argue whether Goku or Saitama would win in a fight for the rest of my life.
>>135718920
Kill myself.
Uh all we'd need to do is run around the world backwards to spin the Earth enough so the Sun is caught in the wake and gets whipped back into position around us
Fucking why hide??
>>135719381Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>135719963
>Wanting to die instead of spending the last 15 years with animefans
>>135718920
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
What.
>>135719171
what's your definition of a sandwich?
If you picked Madoka you'd die of cancer before even walking through the door
>>135719996
>around us
Are you implying that the sun orbits the earth?
Man. If the sun fell out of orbit, does that even mean we'd stop orbiting the sun, as usual? I don't think you understand orbital mechanics at all, not that I do either. The sun is falling towards the center of our galaxy anyway. What exactly are you saying is happening? It's falling faster? Its now making a b-line for the galactic center? I can't really make a decision without knowing all the facts.
>>135718920
>The Sun has fallen
What
>out of orbit
the fuck
>and is about to collide with the Earth
you talking about?
>>135719996
No no no, you've got it all wrong, you run backwards enough so that the earth starts spinning in the opposite direction, thus travelling back in time to a time when the sun wasn't going to collide with earth
>>135720284
Autism?
>>135720236
Geocentrism
dipshit.
These threads are always a great way to reveal the newfags.
>>135720014
You're not invited
>>135718920
I don't care as long as I can be sure shelter 1 and 4 are destroyed.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
>>135718920
I want to be in a shelter with ARIA and YKK anons.
>>135718920
I choose death.
>>135718920
Shelter 5, the JoJofags always make interesting content.
>>135719381
Where is that picture from?
>>135720498
But anon
That's every option.
>>135720542
What? Your shelter doesn't protect you from solar impacts?
Get a better shelter.
Madokafags, so I could finally see that guy who call everyone samefag and laugh at him
I'm not gonna lie, I find fatefags' autism entertaining.
>>135718920
gonna die anyway, rape as mani lolis as I can before I get shot or the sun kills me.
>>135720574
Mine does, but it's filled with Jews not weebs.
Death
>Fate
nothing but the sounds of old men being pleased for money until the end of times
>OPM
Runs out of food in the first 12 hours due to overpopulation
>Madoka
"You fucking stupid motherfucker you're disrespecting that chair by sitting on it, that chair belongs to that chair over there. You are completely degrading that chair by putting it next to that one, it doesn't go like that. That chair and that one over there can only ever be put next to each other. It's funny how you've started sitting on the floor in confusion. I love how you and that person over there are clearly the same person. This is all the vault managers fault."
>NNB
I don't want to be there when they start shaving and putting the weaker anons in dresses because no lolis
>>135718920
Fatefags/OPM fags any day.
NNBfags are 100% more likely to smell and have poor hygiene. There's a reason they like that anime.
>>135720447
I like you.
>>135720697
Please do not sexualize Vanilla san.
>>135720042
Fucking Ptolomeists.
>>135721043
saying no makes me harder.
>>135720284
If anything, in the worst scenario the earth would be the one falling out of its original orbit.
Or maybe OP is referring to the Andromeda–Milky Way collision and this "Sun" is actually another stray star that resulted from this collision and was ripped out of its orbit and it's now in course of collision with our solar system.
That's a little more believable, but again, it will only happen in 4 billion years from now and by the time that happens the earth is long gone anyway.
So, yeah I have no idea of what OP tried to convey.
>>135721043
>>135721043
I like this one, her pussy looks so cute.
>>135721081
>>135721123
>>135721157
P-please stop. I asked nicely.
>>135721192
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Don't worry guys. I'll send that sun right back to where it came from.
>>135718920
OPMfags. That way, I can see them kill themselves trying to one punch the sun.
>>135718920
>he Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
What?
>Sun
>collide with the Earth
>shelter
>>135718920
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
I know it's ultimately irrelevant to the question, but why didn't you just go with something that made sense, like a meteor?
>>135718920
Stay outside and give that Sun a nice big hug.
Finally, death's sweet embrace.
>>135718920
Damn, this is tough.
I love OPM and Madoka.
But I have to choose madoka just because they draw the yuri.
>>135718920
NNB>PMMM (minus Kevin)>Fate/shit>PMMM + Kevin>OPM
Unless these Fatefags are only aware of Prisma Illya and Carnival Phantasm. That changes everything.
A mass of energy that could generate enough force to alter Earth's orbit enough to send it into the Sun would have already wiped out all life on Earth anyway. Less than that and all you'd do it make Earth's orbit somewhat elliptical.
Orbits are huge stable systems, it takes unfathomable, unreasonable amounts of energy to undo them.
>>135718920
Retards, I'll just go somewhere where it's night at that moment.
>>135718920
>Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
Well shit, physically impossible impacts are my one weakness.
>>135720854
>implying it's not the stronger anons that get the dresses and the weak ones suffer a horrible fate of poor taste in fashion
>>135718920
that's about as possible as the rest of the planet not orbiting around America.
>>135718920
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Jesus fucking christ anon.
>>135719381
FINDS
A
WAY
>>135718920
>Shelter 4 is full of NNBfags
Well, that was easy.
>>135718920
NNBfags.
Fatefags would make the historian inside me die
OPM fags would spend too much time comparing powerlevels and saying "lel Saitama could punch the sun"
Madokafags would be in a constant state of civil war as the Bunker is divided in Sayakafags, Applefags and Homurafags. And god forbid if one of them also happens to like Yuki Yuna or Wixoss.
>>135720534
DC Multiversity.
>>135719779
Doesn't that make it worse? A cop with zero trigger discipline is perhaps even worse than a brute cop.
>>135718920
Several things about this post lead me to believe that you don't understand what the sun is.
>>135723825
The Sun is a god and has free will.
>>135718920
>this post
Why is the earth filled with weeaboos anyway?
I pick Shelter 2 anyway because why not
>>135723825
Duh, it's a sexy fox girl.
If sun collides with earth a fucking shelter won't save you, you fucking retard. Fucking neo /a/.
>>135718920
The one you aren't in
>>135718920
I can easily push back the Sun even if it collided with the Earth so no need for a shelter.
Why you faggots worry about the Sun so much?
It is no bigger than a fucking quarter.
You guys are fucking cowards getting scared of something that small in the sky.
I'm sure the NNB shelter is comfy as hell, I'm going in.
Slap the sun back into place with my dick
>>135718920
Im sure that NNB shelter is pretty comfy since NNB fag are a bunch of moefag that won't bother anyone
>>135718920
I stay outside.
>>135724364
Here's your (You) hoping that your post is genuine
>>135718920
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the Earth
Holy shit I hope you are trolling because last time someone imagined that scenario was around the 16th century, you know, that time in history when humanity knew squat about anything space related.
>>135718920
Why did you just say a nuclear apocalypse, since it's an actual possibility?
In anycase, they all seem equally as bad, I'll just go with NNB.
>>135718920
Let's be realistic, shelter 4 is prone to be the least full of all four, since there aren't that many NNBfags compared to fatefags, OPMfags and madokafags;
So NNB, if only because it'll be more comfy
>>135718920
I would pick some weapons to kill all of them.
Or pick a shelter for fans of ancient Sci-fi anime. Or even not shelter, but a spaceship where the 80s are eternal.
>>135725103
*tips fedora*
>>135718920
>Fatefags
Cancer since forever
>OPMfags
Annoying fandom like the narutards
>Madokafags
Eva autism
>NNBfags
Moefags
I prefer to die.
>>135718920
Is this some kinda Vault experiment for FO5 that takes place in Akiba?
>>135725103
>last time someone imagined that scenario was around the 16th century
Not exactly that long agoyou fucking newfag
>>135718920
>sun has fallen out of orbit
>is about to collide with the earth
dou you suppose a shelter will let anyone stay alive if the sun collides with earth?
>>135725181
Oh yeah I guess you were around that time and you can correct me since you heard it first hand, sasuga fucking retard.
>>135720236
I'm implying that your wife orbits my dick.
What does the sun orbit for it to fall out of orbit?
>>135725329
The galaxy bro
>>135718920
Shelter 1=chuunis
Shelter 2=niggers
Shelter 3=weebs
Shelter 4=NEETs
>>135725415
Now put all that in a chinese automated drawing plank and you have /a/.
What if the OP didn't necessarily refer to the Sun Sun but the Sun newspaper? Orbit has more than one meaning as well, it can mean "range of activity, or interest".
One could interpret that interest in the newspaper the Sun was just lost. Perhaps the collision in this context isn't actually as fierce as one would normally expect when the word is used, maybe interest in the Sun was lost and it was merely "dropped" onto the ground.
One might be able to read more into this hoax. The OP may have wanted to reveal a parellel between anons choosing to be with fellow anons in an immediate death as well as a mutual drop in interest, just for kicks.
The seemingly nonsensical scenario given, which made anons drop their guard to post in honesty, has decieved us to reveal who we would pick to be with even though we may not like them very much at all.
We have been made to look like fools.
>>135720697
>>135721081
>>135721123
>>135721157
>>135721452
>that was two hours ago
>still up
Did the sun start falling? Did the mods died?
>>135718920
Welcome it with open arms, it's not like I have any courage to commit sudoku anyways.
>>135718920
Disregarding OP's entirely physically impossible scenario.
>Shelter 5: Falloutfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaj6YGOLskQ
>>135725944
>sun starts falling
>people get too apathetic to care about banning loli porn
Can't wait. It will be worth it.
NNBfags since 99% of the shitposters are ircfags who are too autistic to shitpost about something else over two years later so they don't really count as NNBfags.
>>135726066
>>>/v/
did you not see that coming?
>>135726218
I blame OPM for bringing in all the retards that don't see a problem with being off topic.
