Hey guys, I just realized that I haven't read Bleach in like a year and a half and to be perfectly honest I have no intention of wading through Kubo's shit to try to find a nugget of gold. Can anyone give me a short synopsis of what's going on?Also Bleach thread
>>135692125
To make this easier for anyone who wants to spoonfeed you, what chapter did you leave off at?
It shouldn't take you more than half an hour to catch up on everything you missed.
>>135692125
At any point in Bleach, just read the last 10 chaos, and you'll have an adequate idea of what's going on
>>135692539
>>135692671
Has it really gotten that bad?
>>135692495
Last thing I remember was I think....Ishida became a Nazi and the Nazi leader was trying to kill the Soul King.
>>135692125
Everyone gathered to open a gate to the Royal Palace.
They almost had it open, then Ichigo sliced the Soul King in half.
Ukitake revealed himself to be the host of the God's Right Hand and kept the Soul King alive.
Now they couldn't open the gate until Mayuri used his asspull machine.
Yhwach absorbs the Soul King and Ukitake dies without purpose.
Then Aizen is released from Prison albeit still in bondage.
Aizen threatens to bring the whole Soul Palace crashing down, but due to his bondage ensnared state he falls victim to 'The Underbelly'.
Then the Quincies form an alliance with the Shinigami to get revenge on Yhwach.
They go to the Soul Palace.
Zaraki jobs and Mayuri/Nemu fight and defeat the Soul King's Left Hand.
Loads of fodder vice captains get picked off by the Sniper so Kyoraku fights him, but the Sniper is full of bullshit and survives everything including Shunsui's Bankai, then Nanao pulls a magic sword out of her ass and beats him with it, the Sniper doesn't die but instead falls onto Soul Society without his God Powers and gets attacked by a fucked up Kira.
Gerrard attempts to take on all the Shinigami at once, he gets fucked up but then his 'Miracle' makes him giant and he fucks up the Shinigami in one chapter.
Meanwhile Grimmjow, Ichigo, Chad and Orihime Job to Askin Nak Levar, now it's up to Yoruichi and her younger brother to fight him.
>>135693079
But before all this, the royal guard jobs as well.
Rukia is sexy, but not sexier than Rangiku.
>>135694592
The nigger who made this image is more retarded than the fanbase it insults because it is frame left to right instead of right to left with how the manga panels read. What a way to make your point invalid.
>>135692125
You should've used another picture. I cant take you seriously now
>>135693079
>Grimmjow
Wtf why did they not keep him dead?
>>135695446
He was never dead and it is likely that he was a king and a VL when Aizen invaded.
did Ichigo and Rukia finally fucked?
>>135695446
because he's popular and it was obvious that he wasn't dead
>>135698018
No ichigo does not have a dick. He has literally never made a move on any girls ever. The gigantic faggot has poor orihime in slutty cleavage revealing outfits tring to get his attention and he just gives her an embarrased look and tells her its to revealing. Never made a move on rukia either. He's literally gay.
>>135698126
lol well I guess that's possible. I mean all their "we're friends" bullshit is... bullshit. They can't be friends, battle hollows and live in the same house without eventually fucking. Unless they're gay...
>>135698126
>He's literally gay
It's a possibility.
I think he never forgot the warm hand on his chest
>>135694955
You read words left to right and panels right to left, so it would make sense for the next tier (pages) to be left to right again.
>>135692125
Has anything ever been as far as even do look more right?
>beyond soul King tier
>>135698835
Why is she so perfect?
>>135692125
Prediction for ch. 666?
Also: 2016=666+666+666+6+6+6
Prepare to be KUBO'ed hard
>>135692777
But Ichigo was the one who killed the SK. Imagine Aizen's face when he learns about this
>>135692777
>>135701637
How would the gotei react when they find out?
>>135692125
>using a Bleach pic to talk about taste
>>135702391
Thanks for the bump faggot
>>135698018
No.
Ichigo is basically Ash Ketchum now.
Aizen. The best smuggler in the galaxy.
>>135692125
>liking narrow-faced monsters
Fuck Kubo and fuck his nigger artstyle.
>>135703521
literally wat
Why is he so perfect?
>>135692125
>Rukia
>At all
Tatsuki is a better flattie. So is Chizuru.
>>135692706
Yes
>>135705361
>flattie
Yachiru is the only flat girl in Bleach. Even Ichigo's sisters have breasts nowadays.
>>135706716
Oh, and Yachiru is dead. And if she ever comes back, she'll be a grown up, mark my words.
There's not a single flat girl in left in Bleach.
>4-5 Bleach doujins came out last year
>not a single one got scanned
>>135706997
Yachiru is sword now. Kenpachi was a little girl all along
>>135708015
Weren't those yaoi doujins?
>>135708249
No, counting the yaoi doujins you can easily double, or triple that amount.
Where is my new year card Kubo?
>>135708015
Which characterrs were present?
>>135710721
Same old. 2 IchiRuki, 1 IchiHime, 2 Matsumoto.
>>135710756
No Sternrittersluts?
>>135711170
None in online stores. They get some attention on pixiv and I think I saw one image set on dlsite.
Have Ichigo and Rukia done it yet?
>>135712740
no way bro
He pursued OSARE too much and lose sight of his way.
>>135712740
They never will
>>135712740
They did it in chapter 1
>>135692125
>hundred year old used goods
>good taste
baka desu senpai
>>135715062
Ew anon. She is pure
I want Aizen to violate me
>>135708015
one of the ichiruki ones got scanned. it was great
90 pages long?
>>135715062
Never noticed it before, but Orihime looks odd in this panel. Like she's from Nisekoi.
I can't get into Bleach. I tried, just because I thought the short black haired girl was exceptionally cute, but I just can't. Main character is mostly a cunt. I tried both anime and manga. Manga art is shit, too, at least at the start. What a shame. If there were a list of episodes/chapters that were central to the cutie, I might try again.
I guess I fall under normal...
RangikuxNano
>>135692125
Rangiku's body was literally made for breeding.
>>135693079
Nice, thanks for the summary!
Also I'm used to Chad jobbing and Orihime being fucking useless, but what's with Grimmjow and Ichigo benchwarming?
>>135701637
>But Ichigo was the one who killed the SK.
Did he do it by fucking mistake? Because I can't imagine him actually setting out to kill the Soul King and managing to succeed.
