Umrau is love, Umaru is life.
What's going on in here guys?
>>135683401
UMR hai! UMR hai!
>>135683401
Who is Umrau?
>>135683401
I wish normal Umaru was my sister. She looks cute in her hamster hood and I also want to hug her when she wears pretty clothes.
Anyone else unironically like Umaru?
>>135683810
You talking about the show or Umaru herself? Because Iunironically like both
>>135683810
No.
>open door
>see this
What will you do, /a/?
>>135683896
this.
>>135683810
I like her in normal mode. Fuck the hamster mode.
>>135683810
Umaru is very cute. I like her as a five year old kid though. The idea of an actual fully-grown girl doing that stuff is a little weird?
I have revised my movie idea.
I present to you to plot of "Himouto: The Impossible Road Trip of Wonder and Revelations."
Kirie's devotion to Umaru was just a ruse so she could gain her respect. So, with trust gained, she slaps Umaru in the face to stun her, and then spills her Coca Cola on her, and crunches her potato chips and dusts the crumbs into Umaru's hair. With Umaru distracted, she steals all of her manga, vidya, and plushies. She was actually in cahoots with Taihei, so they sell some of Umaru's goods on the black market. However, Kirie is the only one that really turns a profit, since Taihei had actually bought all of Umaru's stuff in the past, so Taihei recieves his payment from Kirie in other ways, as in, a three-some with her, Ebina, and Taihei. Ebina goes into retarded accent mode and gets bullied extremely hard for sounding silly, this gives everyone the motive to take a road trip to Texas even though that would require crossing water. Umaru is sold to a farm to work, but TSF actually hid in the trunk, so her and Umaru spend the rest of their natural lives competing in various farming tasks.
Obviously the best idea ever, right?
![[kdfss] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [720p-Hi10P][909B759F].mkv_snapshot_19.57_[2015.08.20_09.35.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X12qAGp.jpg "[kdfss] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [720p-Hi10P][909B759F].mkv_snapshot_19.57_[2015.08.20_09.35.10].jpg")
Is this sexual harassment? Why is it allowed?
>>135684293
>normal mode
But hamster mode is her true self, Anon.
>>135684343
>>135684344
I should throw her into the plot, as well, because she is 2nd best girl.second to Kirie of course
>>135684293
>hey how about you take me home and bend me over something?
>NAH I'M GOING TO THE ARCADE WITH AFRO
>>135684556
Taihei isshy
>>135684556
Isn't he already living with Umaru at that time?
>>135684299
ending statements with question marks is stupid
As long as Umaru keeps that disgusting human form she can't be perfect, her voice sucks too.
>>135683810
I unironically consider it the best animu of 2015
>>135684344
Because she is the daughter of someone important in the company.
don't forget best girl
>>135684781
why is she so obsessed with fish?
Alsobomber did nothing wrong
>>135684781
Right'o
We need a serious thread about Umaru, not just shitposting.
Speaking of the manga, who else was disappointed when:she decided not to tell Kirie and Sylphin about Komaru and Komaru respectively? I think it was just lazy writing so that the author could keep on re-using the same "plot patterns" we've seen so far. I really wanted to see how her friends would have reacted, but no.
I can't wait for Taihei's boss to claim his dick though, I'm rooting for her
>>135683810
I regret making this webm.
>>135684816
He didn't do much right, either.
>>135684907
That was such a fucking cock tease, honestly I mostly read it for TSF chapters anyway though
>>135684907
I feel that the others (or at least Kirie) will eventually notice on their own and won't care, I Ebina is more focused on Taihei.
I think that Hikari will open more room for Kanou eventually.
>>135685070
I don't want stuff to come between Umaru and Tahei. Umaru needs to learn from her onii-chan how to become a real person and not such a lazy blob.
And I want plenty of imouto hugs and maybe some cute crying and comforting scenes.
Tahei needs to fug Ebina though. He deserves those breasts after tolerating Umaru for so long.
>>135683556
Himouto Umaru-chan. A really cute anime that I feel like we can all deeply relate to. Umaru is my spirit animal.
>>135684344
Women can't commit sexual harassment, silly. Only cis white males can.
>>135683810
Cheers bro
>>135684649
Oh oops, I just wasn't even paying attention to what I was writing.
>>135686683
That's what faggots think
>>135686683
>>135687229
pls no more
>yfw Umaru's metabolism runs out at 23 and has Type 2 diabetes by 35
>>135687486
I'd marry and comfort her all the same
>>135688073
Please not again. Also, keep you OPM shit on your containment threads
>>135688073
I love how this pic use 2 anime that are both loved and hated by /a/.
>>135688073
>>135688073
This is a legit Umaru thread, please refrain from shitposting.
>>135688073
>>135684344
Because everyone knows that Tahei is a complete faggot for repeatedly refusing that angel and wants him to suffer for it.
>>135688849
>>135684556
I wonder if she ever had sex with some guy to try and make him jealous? That's probably why he wants nothing to do with her now. Just a thought.
>>135688935
STOP UMARU ABUSE
>ywn be as autistic as gorespammer
>>135689008
>everybody in this thread fooling themselves and wasting time
>not giving in to glorious DESPAIR
>>135688985
Post happy Umaru
I wonder if Kirie has a crush on Umaru
>>135688073
>>135688849
>>135688935
>>135689008
Gtfo, our precious Umaru doesn't deserve this.
I want to makeOnii-chana singledad!
>>135689367
He's already a single dad.
>>135689282
The correct question is when will Kirie try to rape Umaru.
>>135683810
I do. I find her endearing and fun.
>>135689503
>>135689600
Mods? before this become guro shitposting?
>>135684015
Ebin :DDD
I bought an umaru cosplay on taobao.
I wear the cape every day and the pajamas when they're clean, it's so soft and warm.
>>135689653
>>135689677
Mind sharing the link? I have to order some things from taobao soon anyway.
>>135689677
Does the hoodie help you to inmerse on your otaku instics?
>>135689762
>>135689814
This is my wallpaper, anyone else have an umaru wall?
>>135689754
>>135689758
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=520103031110
Here's the link!
I got the whole set, the leggings are really thin so I had to sew them already, they pill badly, maybe it's just my thighs though. The shirt is really good quality, feels like a comfy nightshirt, the cape is the best. I hate how most of the cosplays I've seen have the cape with the large face on it. Fantasy sheep in general is where I get a lot of cosplays, they've not let me down before.
When I wear it I turn into a huge neet that watches moe anime and plays video games all day.
...
I can't blame the cape for that...
Thank you, mod.
BTFO shitposter!!
This picture makes me smile
Why is Umaru such a fucking poop turd?
I want to hug her stupid fat head.
>>135689915
Thanks anon
>>135689952
>>135689998
MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!
based mods.
>>135683810
>0:19 to 0:21
That's porn.
>>135690040
No problem anon!
>>135683401
>>>/trash/
She belongs there.
>>135690081
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>>135690289
>>135690386
>>135690414
I can fap to this
>>135684556
would taihei be the housewife, or would he take over her manager position while she stays at home and disciplines umaru? the man has the answer to his sister neet problem right there, he just needs to solve it with his dick.
>>135690419MONSTAH
>>135690483
>>135690580
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>>135690616
Someone shoop cum on her face
>>135683401
Umaru is hate, Umaru is death.
>>135690615
>>135690642
>>135690443
She looks like the kind of whore who'd NTR him, so he'd be the housewife while she was out fucking other guys
HAHHAAH
Thank you, mods!
>>135690653
bump
>>135691049
Please refrain from posting worst girl
>>135691094
Ebina already has her own thread up anyway anon
>>135683810
I unironically like all imoutos. Even Umaru.
>>135684293
>>135684299
>>135690087
>>135691452
whoops
>>135691452
Me on the left for ants
>>135683468
Why the fuck did they give blue-hair a fucking hair-lip? It's just disgusting.
>>135691630
It's a casual filter
I want to murder Umaru
>>135684853
Holy shit, warn us before you turn the contrast to the max on one of those things.
>>135691677
I hope you get banned then. Hating Umaru is like hating being comfy.
>>135691267
She has a hair-lip, it's a real medical condition. Just google it.
Umaru makes excellent reaction imagery
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have an Umaru nendo and a miniature scale model of her room.
>>135691921
All of the characters do, because the mouths have good animation with plenty of wiggly lines, with the exception of Syl-hair-lip.
>>135691981
>>135691981
>implying I have money.
What is the appeal of TSF?
>>135683810
I do, though mostly her regular form. Her chibi form is too annoying.
![[kdfss] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 10 [720p-Hi10P][AEFA87D0].mkv_snapshot_03.43_[2015.11.17_17.05.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1p2DTog.jpg "[kdfss] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 10 [720p-Hi10P][AEFA87D0].mkv_snapshot_03.43_[2015.11.17_17.05.07].jpg")
>>135691981Because I spent my money on that stupid bean bag plush and the hoodie.
>>135691731
>>135692092
What's the appeal of being a tripfag annd asking the same questions every thread?
>>135692092
TSF has a hair-lip, so she is like the girls from Katawa Shoujo. She appeals to people who want a cripple/low-self-asteem-girl for some reason.
>>135692113
4 u
I just marathoned Umaru since I had too many other shows for every season in 2015, so I have to ask...
Who decided to add those weird subtitle-layer quirks, like the "No Crossing" yellow tape saying "Slackster"? Is that a CR thing?
...I thought it was neat, but really didn't understand it. At one point they gave Bonba or someone a purse in an eyecatch, and they make the Miku-parody throw up a rainbow. What other series have shit like that outside of the OP?
Why do people like this SJW show? 2 of the 4 main girls are gay to Umaru.
>>135691981
>>135692000
Wrong, its because Umaru is so hilariously retarded looking
Also nice millennium trips dawg
>>135692214
>watching memesubs
>>135683401
>Umrau
>>135692700
You got that end face as a still image my man?
>>135691981
>>135692517
>wasting time comparing multiple versions of subtitles for an anime instead of just watching the anime with decent subs and moving on to the next anime.
>>135692723
it's the losing internets/router
>>135692767
>just watching the anime with decent subs and moving on to the next anime.
And if you actually did that, i.e. used HS, you wouldn't be having this problem now.
>>135692783
nani
>>135692848
episode, forgot to type episode
>>135692906
I just want the image
I'm not downloading the episode
>>135692746
>>135692922
well then too bad
>>135692813
except it wasn't a problem. I didn't see a single "bad" sub issue outside of the eyecatches, which were a fraction of a second long. The actual translation and spelling seemed fine, I didn't see a single error the entire series including OVAs.
>>135692951
>>135692924
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>>135693031
I must be a 7 year-old girl since I don't have the means to re-create that dollhouse.
>>135691981
>>135692746
>>135692924
>>135692999
This Umaru must be really happy.
>>135691981
Damn, that's really cool, particularly the mini books.
Oh boy, what could be in the box?
>>135693683
>mfw it's a nendo-scale dragon dildo
>>135683810
I unironically liked umaru posting on /v/.
>>135693167
Isn't there any way to get better focus on pictures like this? I don't know anything about photography
It's annoying because I wanted to see all the miniature stuff and it's out of focus
>>135694167
Enter the Matrix.
>>135691981
>>135692009
>>135692468
>>135692746
>>135692924
>>135692999
>>135693031
>>135693167
>>135693683
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>>135694210
Damn, Japan is pretty hardcore.
Makes me wish for a Toy Story movie version of Japanese figures and nendos
>>135694339
Or some horribly obtuse German New Wave vignette about being eternally trapped in a poorly-assembled Detolf.
>Your face when even Nendos ended up having a better Christmas than you
>>135694484
>_o.jpg
post more itty bitty Slyphyn
>>135694484
>didn't have any KFC for christmas
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Umaru's little corner of the apartment looks comfy as fuck. I wish I had a place like that to slack off in
bump
I wish I had a friendship like UMR and TSF
>>135696195
Me too anon it's wonderful. Honestly th emaon reason why I still read the manga is for those chapters
>>135696275
>>135696275
>>135696195
>tfw no gf who is into arcades and dagashiya and retro department stores to hang out with.
