Does my waifus butt look big?
>>135549635
I wanna sleep on your waifu's fat ass.
Not just look
>>135549635
I fucked you're waifu.
I wanna fuck you're waifu's fat ass.
>>135549635
I hatefucked your waifu more than 30 times, you mad anon ?
>>135550252
Get out of here, you unvirgin.
Your waifu is shit
>>135552165
How?
>>135552165
So you wouldn't fuck his waifu?
>>135549635
Pleb tier waifu
>muh oppai
I just want to squeeze it really hard. Hard enough to leave marks.
>>135549635
Nah, theres just enough room for my dick.
I fuck your waifu everyday while you're out with my huge cock
>>135549635
What material is her singlet even made of?
>>135552398
>muh not liking sweet feisty girls
Fuck you
>>135552636
>I don't care about her character as long as she's hot
Kill yourself
Your waifu is the town's slut anon
>>135552691
>I can't find character traits attractive so I'll say something retarded
She does more than have tits, but I'm sure you're the usual /a/utist that didn't even watch the show he's criticizing.
>>135553131
>She does more than have tits
Yeah a nice body. No real personality though
>didn't even watch the show he's criticizing
I didn't criticize the show, I was criticizing Hestia. Though I watched the show and it was garbage
>>135553342
How was the show garbage? Wrist was Hestias role in the show? What did you not like about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmUKkBRkTxM
>>135553593
The characters and the plot are trash
There's literally not a single good thing about this show
>>135553817
>generic insults
Well done youtube reviwer #3. You clearly didn't watch. I swear you normies have such big sticks up your butts. Not every show has to be the ritz.
>>135549635
Yes. I also want to spank it until it's bright red and she's begging me to stop.
>>135553966
Hestia is shit because she has no personality
Bell is shit because he has no personality
Aiz is shit because she has no personality
You can literally say this about every character
There's no character development at all and the plot is overall garbage because nothing really happens
Oh wow he levels up or some shit. It's so fucking boring I forgot almost the whole thing
So please tell me, what is supposed to be good about this?
>>135554179
>So please tell me, what is supposed to be good about this?
Lewd fanart and doujinshi obviously.
>>135554179
>blanket criticism with character names he got off Wikipedia that have absolutely no detail
>says he forgot the plot of the show but clearly remembers the popular /a/ opinion of the show
Why wont you admit you didn't watch? You look so dumb. I'm not saying the show is high art or something, but then again, I'm also not criticizing shows or characters that I know nothing about.
>>135554274
Yeah that makes the show really great, doesn't it? What a masterpiece.
Hey OP, can I fuck you're waifu?
>>135554382
I can't prove that I watched it but you also can't prove that I didn't so fuck off
>>135554095
I want you to do that to me anon~
>>135554398
>I'm a biiiiiiig whiny faggot who hates fun, I think cowboy bebop and lain are the BEST anime ever! I need THINKING folk anime about vague symbolism and long overly drawn out character arcs to entertain my BIG BOY brain
>>135554437
we need a bull, you down?
>>135552745
this
>>135554485
Not that anon, but do you also try to argue that Bayformers are good movies, just because they're "fun" and don't require you to think?
>>135554485
>boring
>not good in any way except hot characters that are shit anyway
>fun
>>135554437
Dude go for it. She like, exists on another plain of reality or some shit. I'm in a long distance relationship with an inter dimensional being and understand such things will happen.
>>135554548
No I'm saying that you can't measure media like you could tangible things and that saying something is "good" or "bad" because of its simplicity is so subjective that there's no point in making an absolute declaration
>>135554398
>Yeah that makes the show really great, doesn't it? What a masterpiece.
No, it's a pile if shit.
>>135554485
Stop pretending to be me, subhuman shitposter.
>>135553342
>>135553817
>>135554179
>>135554398
Hello Reddit!
>>135554740
Reddit loves Danmachi though
>>135554775
>>135554740
samefag
>>135554740
Hello 4chan!
>>135554548
Yeah bayformers are what they are, I'm not going in expecting Citizen Cane. I like big tits, explosions and cool hot dudes doing bad ass shit. Doesn't mean that's all I like, but what's wrong with watching it sometimes?
I want tobe_Hestia!
>>135554821
>>135554795
>>135554775
thanks for the (You)s
>>135554775
No it doesn't. It liked gifs of Danmachi for a month.
>>135554556
>unable to enjoy dumb adventures
Why isn't there more discussion about my waifus butt and less about elitist faggotry?
>>135554740
don't fucking reply to me unless you have something to add to the conversation
>>135554556
>guys I hate the same shows you do! Am I anonymous now?
>>135552495
Why is he out with your huge cock?
Anon, do you have something to tell us?
give me some (you) guys
>>135549635
It's properly well balanced with the right amount of phatness.
>>135555236
>Guys I tell everyone that they're newfags! Am I anonymous now?
>>135555279
Hestia's proportions are so perfect, it's like she's a goddess.
Oh, right
Does my waifus butt look big?
>>135555322
My point exactly.
>>135555396
No but it smells like an 3 day old unwiped asshole.
>>135555396
Why yes it does. Does she work out? She doesn't seem the type.
>>135555085
I already gave your waifu's butt my attention, if you know what I mean
>>135555465
I want to fuck Hestia's footpussy
>>135555723
I want to fuck her normal reproduction pussy.
>>135553966
>normies
Either fucking kill yourself or go back to >>>/r9k/. Preferably, do both.
>>135555759
I want to fuck both. Is that so much to ask?
>>135555723
>>135555759
you guys will never fuck anything from the 2d's world.
How does it feel to know that ?
>>135555759
>tfw you're a forgotten goddess getting people to give you worship again
>>135555892
>he can't fuck 2d
git gud
I want to do Hestia pronebone.
>>135555915
I don't like this. She doesn't need to go that far.
>>135555989
Second best posish. First of course being lazy doggy.
>>135555989
I want to leave Hestia after impregnating her.
>>135556107
They're more or less the same.
I just wanna fuck Hestia from behind.
Pronebone is just a preferred way.
>>135556016
She just wants everyone to have a happy family. Nothing wrong with that. She used to have whole festivals and alters once. She kind of has those again.
I want to fuck and mindbreak Hestia in front of Bell
>>135556726
Good taste.
>>135556316
She's a goddess. She has ways of finding out where you are.
>>135556726
This is terrible. I just want to make Hestia happy.
>>135556726
>>135556781
>Not wanting to mindbreak Bell in front of Hestia.
>>135549635
>SAO Big flopping titties edition
>Waifu
Wow anon, you have some shit taste.
>>135556868
Hestia just wants to make you all happy. Do not trust or love men like the poster you replied too, he doesn't not care for family and is not your brother. He is an enemy to family.
>>135556868
I will make her happy. She'll beg for my cock and enjoy it every day.
>>135556875
But Bell doesn't have huge tits and a great ass
>>135549635
Yes it is big and soft.
>>135556875
That's the next time Hestia is awake.
>>135556875
Now we're getting somewhere.
>>135556868
This.
Happy Hestia after sex = Hestia that likes you = Hestia you can fuck again all the times you want.plus happy girls are cute
>>135556904
Get your faggot faux intellectualisms out of here. No one gives a fuck.
>>135556933
>have huge tits and a great ass
1. he's not a girl
2. His ass is great.
>>135556990
I like you, Anon. I want to make her happy and make her feel good. I wonder if you can marry a goddess.
>>135556992
Stop watching bad shows, you're contributing to the continually worsening of the seasons.
Literally SAO with more blood and fanservice, not even good fanservice, string under boobs for perky bounces tier.
Kill yourself.
>>135557069
>1. he's not a girl
I think we found the problem
>>135557081
Hopefully she can make you ageless so you can spend forever with her.
>>135557097
I'm not seeing the problem.
>>135557087
Yeah, us American pirates are real trend setters in Japan.
>>135557128
Alright, fine. But only if I can dress Bell up in cute girly clothes beforehand
>>135557134
Are you implying online popularity has no effect on what's produced?
>>135557126
Yeah, I wouldn't want to do it otherwise, I wouldn't want to make her sad by dying and leaving her alone
>>135557087
And yet it's still better than sao. Not by much, but it's still better.
>>135557087
No that's the increased sexual frustration, lack of purpose for young people, and general hedonism of Japan. Until Japanese men start fucking their women like sane folk their media won't get any better.
>>135556726
>Barely any doujins of Hestia selling herself to fund Bells adventures
>No doujins of Bell losing to a Minotaur and it fucking Aiz in front of him
Vanilla Hestia doujins get old real damn fast especially when they were all carbon copies of each other, Japans lack of originality at times is real sad
How can somebody actually defend this show? It's as generic as it can get and the magic system is based around gaming mechanics so the HS dropouts wouldn't fry their brain when they read it.
You can't get any lower.
>>135557214
Being kicked is better than being punched with brass knuckles, but that doesn't make the kick any less bad.
>>135557203Plus spending literal human years fucking in the heavens would be nice.
>>135557196
No, are you putting words in my mouth to frame your argument in a more favorable light? Obviously online perception does somewhat effect what studios produce, but if it was such a significant factor in the actions of creators/studios then why do so many "popular" anime like watamote, gangster, and deadman wonderland get canceled? You are overestimating our impact on the industry.
>>135557229
>Until Japanese men start fucking their women like sane folk their media won't get any better.
Contrary to the popular beliefs, Japs fuck like rabbits, it's the relationships they have problems with.
Anyway, no matter how better men get at "fucking their women" it will not have any effect on otaku. Until you eradicate them, somebody will always try to exploit all their free money with targeted pandering.
>>135557241
>Bell losing both both Hestia and Aiz and watching them lose themselves in pleasure with their captor
>>135557242
The magic in the show is more akin to tabletop games you millennial trash
>>135557280
It sure would.
>>135556875
This.
>>135557242
>tfw not a fucking /tg/ autist, or a /v/ autistic so I don't give a shit about whether the magic system is more like a video game or more like some dungeons and dragons nonsense
>>135557371
Sorry, I guess that totally changes the situation. That makes it "so the HS dropouts wouldn't hurt their brain when they read it" now.
>>135557325
>popular
>watamote
>gangster
>dw
>canceled
Firstly, they weren't cancelled.
Secondly, your shit taste contributes to more than 4chan, which is where the other three you mentioned were the most popular. It's general sites like reddit and MAL that strongly determine what's perceived as 'good'
>>135557462
Your semantics make you look real smart, the point is that those show didn't come back despite their online perception. You really think there's some Japanese pr firm on reddit or mal taking these greasy autists words to heart? We just aren't the target audience, we're bonus bucks for anime studios.
>>135557426
HS dropouts are well known for their love of d&d and love for fantasy games. You sure are smart.
>>135557185
Why would you have it any other way?
>>135557611
You were born retarded, weren't you? Can even you miss the point any further?
The world-building is unimaginative as it can gets, it still reuses the concepts every individual of its target audience is familiar and comfortable with. The author can't even come up with names. It doesn't try to do anything besides that. Only thing that makes the series recognizable is a blue ribbon, that's it. That's it whole point of this series - to fawn over waifus.
It's like the author read LNs 101 and decided its all he needs. And I guess it worked.
>>135557087
>Stop liking what I don't like
Grow up.
>>135557758
Oh you caught me! I like cute girls with big boobs and guys who win and have cool fight scenes! I'm sorry I didn't go watch a "good" anime with 7 episodes explaining rules that I don't care about. Tell me, what are good anime that you like? I mean you clearly know what is and isn't good.
>>135557838
Why are you getting so defensive? Enjoy whatever you want, but don't go into full circlejerk mode when somebody calls you out. That doesn't help this board at all.
At the very least you can try to present the counterargument instead of arguing whether the series is build around game or tabletop mechanics when it wasn't even the point.
>>135557970
What do you mean wasn't the point? Do you know what a circlejerk is? You know what, just go away. You have no place in this thread because you just aren't fun enough, you're a bore.
>>135557970
No one wants to argue with your sorry ass, we want to discuss waifus fuck off. I am not even that guy but you are just here to pick a fight just because you disliked the series.
>>135558025
>waifus
Nice, did you know that moot made a whole new board for that 8 years ago?
Just saying.
Can't we just get back to commenting how much we love Hestia?
>>135558114
Okay, now you can fuck off.
>>135558127
She needs a good fucking.
>>135558127
I do love Hestia a lot, and would like to comment about it.
>>135558127
She's so mousy and cute. I want nothing more than to eat fried whole potatos with her
>>135558127
I love her teeth
>>135558534
I love her everything!
>>135558597
I love her sunny disposition and never say die attitude when it comes to domestic matters
>>135558653
I love how cute she is. Even though she's a goddess I feel like I want to hug and protect her.
>>135558534
>>135558597
>>135558653
>>135558731
I LOVE HER FAT STONKIN' TITS
>>135558752
It's a pretty great rack, yeah.
>>135558731
I like how she works to impress her love interest instead of sitting back and making him put on a show!
>>135558752
That pretty much goes with "everything."
What was Hestia doing before Bell?
>>135559053
slutting around
>>135559053
Being the poor filthy laughingstock of town
>>135559053
Just sitting in the heavens, being a goddess. I bet she just sat in fluffy clouds and touched herself inappropriately whenever she was bored. That's what I would do if I were a goddess, anyway.
>>135549635
Sorry to tell you this OP but you're waifu has accumulated 10 ten times more semen than any of the waifus of anons on /a/.You're waifu a whore.
its seriously unrealistic that she didnt have any followers
>>135559302
Are you seriously trying to bring 3D logic into 2D anime?
>>135559302
Depends she might have been as new as Bell.
>>135559302
There's a lot of seriously unrelistic things here, Anon, I wouldn't put too much stock into it.
>>135559625
She's not new.
She's the oldest child of Kronos.
Older than Zeus.
>>135559579
I'd put too much cock in it, if you catch my drift.
>>135559849
I meant in the world below.
>>135559246
Preordered
Already have Kotobukiya's
Not sure if I should get Max Factory's too
>>135559246
How is the front?
>>135560517
Pretty grew tbqh
>>135560752
I need two one for keeping and one for hot gluing.
>>135560752
I already have two figs of her, looks Like I'll have to get another one soon! That baby factory curve is just asking my wallet to part open.
>>135560752
I want to bury my face in Hestia's Hestias
>>135560844
hestias chestia is the bestia!
>>135561001
what is this, a meme waifu for ants?
Is this show worth watching?Does Hestia win?
lewd goddess
>>135562081
Not really
The anime doesn't cover enough to show a winner but the basic premise is the kid having a crush on another girl, who is ridiculously generic and boring
>>135562140
>another girl, who is ridiculously generic and boring
Perfect. Shit writers will be sure to hook her up with MC, I'm sure.
>>135562204
It's almost not even really worth watching for Hestia because the screen time she gets is pretty disappointing. I think I'd only recommend it if you're really into self-inserting into that fantasy RPG setting.
>>135562081
The Light Novel itself hasn't gotten to a "winner" yet. Hestia, despite some arguments to the later, does get plenty of air time. And for the first 5 episodes she's the main female protagonist. The later half of the series her air time is cut into due to the fact they introduce more characters.
>>135562896
Oh. Not giving Hestia, who became very popular among artists, enough airtime would have been stupid.
>>135563137
Except the show was already mostly finished animated before they aired it.
I want to touch Hestia's breastias
>Had 300 picture folder of her when show aired
>Lost it in computer crash
>Don't want to reinvest time in combing through pixiv/booru again for good pics
Just fuck me up senpai.
>>135565493
>not having the dedication to refill you pic file.
Heading to bed now. Keep the Hestia love thread alive. Good night!
>>135565493
>not backing your files up
you were asking for it
>>135549635
Sorry to inform you of this OP, but your waifu is that rare creature known as an oppai loli, and everyone knows oppai lolis count as lolis, which by definition cannot have phat asses.
So no, your waifu's butt is NOT big, nor does it look big, either.
>>135565741
I know the oppai loli thing is a point of contention but I just want to correct you on your last statement. I actually happened to play MMORPG that was made to prove you wrong.
>>135562091
the regular side is more lewd than the lewd side
I love cleavage shown by big tits.
Therefore
I love Hestia.
>>135564884
HEARTH
>>135565652
AND HOME
>>135549635
Wanna lick
>>135555309
Yea
>>135555790
Okay. Noose or gun?
