http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
Daily reminder that if Kira didn't have a hand fetish he would've gotten away with everything.
>>135535940
>if Kira didn't have the thing that made him murder he wouldn't have gotten in trouble for murder
insightful, anon
>>135536274
>>135535940
>Josuke
>vanillafag
He wouldn't be as kinky as his father, but I bet he'd be playful enough in the sack.Why was his hair bleeding?
>>135536718
what kinks would each jojo have?
>>135536805
I wouldn't know about the JoJos themselves, but we had a survey where we would see whether or not there was a connection between our kinks and our choice in favorite JoJos/villains. Sure enough, most Jonathanfags were as depraved as Dio himself.
>>135535940
I too enjoy Jojo textposts on tumblr, anon.
I delayed reading part 8 as long as i could but last week i gave in and read that all.
But... i feel betrayed. Why Hato, why couldnĀ“t Araki made slut out of Daiya instead ?
>>135535940
damn haha nice hashtags:) #swag
>>135537207
>implying Daiya isn't a slut
Yasuho is the only pure girl. Too bad she's going to be the villain when she merges with a stone person
>>135537207
It can be inferred that when Damo touched her necklace and gave it back to her, Vitamin C softened her brain a little bit and made her more susceptible to a slutwhore lifestyle. Up until then she hadn't had a boyfriend in her life and was the purest Higashikata.
>Damo confirmed for most despicable jojo villian
>>135537321
Not before she and Josuke have sex.
>>135537022
That and Joseph fags are the most disgusting and putrid of the bunch.
>>135537321
>Yasuho
>pure
>>135537022
That poll was pretty telling, I recall Josukefags being the purest anons among us by a landslide.
>>135537419
I find that hard to believe considering I'm josukefag and a disgusting pervert
>>135537419
>>135537467
which Josuke though
>>135537510
New Josuke is generally referred to as 'Gappy' or 'Jo2ke' or something to differentiate them
>>135537358
>tfw Gappy is surprisingly vanilla
>>135537022
Does anyone have a link to that?
>>135537358
Tsurugi>Yasuho
The way hips and thighs are drawn in JoJolion is fucking weird.
I want to fuck Paisley Park
>>135538110
>ramming your dick up her one way street
>flood warning in her back alley
>>135538110
>words come up on phone
>S&W or anon
you're just gonna get cucked by the man with 4 balls
So there's something or someone that is Italian in every part right? I can't think of one for Crusaders or SO
>1 Will
>2 Caesar/Venice, etc
>3 ?
>4 Antonio
>5 Obvious
>6 ?
>7 Gyro, Hot Pants, Naples etc
>>135538201
I want to fuck Paisley Park.
>>135538222
>SO
You a dumb shit.
>>135537022
>P1 is my favourite
>Joseph
>Kars
Kinks arePregnantWide HipsDomming Dominant womenHappy endings
>>135538222
Pucci was italian you dohnut
Not sure about part 3, probably one of the minor villains was italian I guess
So how will Bandai butcher Stand names in their EoH translation?
>Love Deluxe=Hair Deluxe
>Spice Girl=Bounce Girl
>Weather Report=Weather Forecast
>Scary Monsters=Scary Dinos
>Nut King Cole=King of Nuts
>>135538293
The latter three you posted hardly need to be changed
>>135537834
Kiddy fiddler.
>>135537834
>Tsurugi has gone farther with Yasuho than Gappy or Joshuu
>Killed a rockman with no help yet no one is after him
>dad is Jobin, grandpa is Norisuke
>probably free to molest his aunts
Why is it so great being Tsurugi?
>>135538293
Love Deluxe = Deluxe Love
Spice Girl = Feminine Spicy
Weather Report is the same
Scary Monsters = Frightful Monsters
Nut King Cole is the same.
>>135538575
well there is the whole forced crossdressing and imminent death thing...
>>135538600
>imminent death
For his mother, you mean.
>>135538337
You'd think that, but just look at ASB. Even generic words like "Kiss" or "Echoes" had to be changed. Even Polnareff, a real world name, had to be changed to Eiffel just because of a musician called MICHEL Polnareff
>>135535940
that's what got him into the trouble of blowing up the small change collecting stand faggot, what was his name ?
>>135538600
>whole forced crossdressing
>forced
>and imminent death thing...
His useless mom will take that from him
>>135538676
Koichi.
>>135538659
God gave rock and roll to you
Songs/bands which would make good stand names which Araki hasn't referenced yet.
>>135539423
Iron Maiden
Daftpunk
Billy Idol
>>135537022
How, I can't imagine every Jonathan lover to be a sick fuckat least i'm not
>>135539423
Anything by Tom Waits.
>>135538293
>Implying Scary Monsters won't be Super Creeps
>>135539423
The Black Keys
Glass Animals
>>135539423
>H.P. Lovecraft will never be a stand
>>135539423
peaches
horse rotorvator
tears of piss
rage against the machine (the stand ability to punch people through your computer screen)
>>135539724
Chariot requiem was essentially that
>>135539724
its appearance would be a cross between a klansman and a cat
>>135539423
Ziggy Stardust
>>135539423
Astrosexy
Super Rad
Lone Digger
Saltydog
C2C
Ugly Duckling
Cathode Ray Sunshine
Hold You High
Sinkin' Soon
Make It Mine
Virtual Insanity
Lights Out
World Hold On (Children of the Sky)
Knights of Shame
>>135539423
Kriss Kross
Death Grips
Judas Priest
>>135539423
Michael Jackson ones
>black or white
>beat it
>>135540040
>no Smooth Criminal
>no Dangerous
>no Blue Gangsta
>>135539877
Who hype for Blackstar this week?
>>135539423
No More Heroes
>>135539423
>there will never be a stand calledćELEGIAćor ćMAN WHO SOLD THE WORLDć
>>135540421
I always wanted Joy Division to be one of those special stands like Echoes, except instead of having Acts it would evolve into New Order. Too bad it was given to a mobster in one of the LNs and had a nigh useless ability.
>>135539423
Lazy Rich
Hot Mouth
Gazelle Twin
Flux Pavillion
Green Kingdom
Low Roar
Airwave
Halibut
Buckethead
Clams Casino
Harlot
>>135540192
>>135539423
Communards, Depeche Mode, Madness, Duran Duran and Boomtown Rats.
>>135539423
I can't remember if there's a Supertramp stand or not
http://img.bato.to/comics/2012/10/27/j/read508c331cc7e25/img000016.png Can anyone explain this panel?
>>135540814
Johnny is throwing a tantrum and hitting the ground like a toddler because he wants to be a shit, not less than a shit but exactly a shit while Gyro wonders about his teddy bear otp probably.
>>135540814
By 'zero' he means normal life or normal state of being
He's been 'negative' since he lost his legs and his career and everything went to shit
He just wants to reverse the downward spiral his life has gone in and get back to normal, which is a pretty humble goal considering he's trying to assemble Jesus' corpse
Part of me wants a short OVA where Diavolo used the Arrow with King Crimson to fight Giorno when the Part 5 Animation comes out (probably in 2018), but for the life of me, I don't know what King Crimson Requiem would look like, what it would do, and how a fight between it and GER wouldn't just be Jotaro vs. Dio: The Italian Job.
>>135535940
>TFW Part IV will be using Araki's newer less serious stand off and less beef cakey style
finally got to watching the jojo pt 4 PV why did they
>make josuke face look kind of bony in some shots
>change josuke's midget friend hair to gray/silver
now we're gonna miss out on the saiyan/cell cell.I even thought the school uniforms colors were purple
but the music in the PV was just glorious for me, reminds like jet set radio or something, feels good.
>>135541127
They should've waited till part v to pull that switch. They're already small guidos anyway.
>>135541127
Good
>your favorite jojo has their stand switched with your favorite minor villain's stand if that part
What changes?
>>135539423
Starman
Rock n' Roll Suicide
>>135541291
>Josuke now has Jailhouse Lock
Pat IV gets confusing as fuck, especially when Bites The Dust enters the picture
>>135541291
Okuyasu stays Okuyasu.
>>135539423
The sound of silence.
>>135541291
Dinosaurs that can't walk wouldn't be much useful,
>>135541398
>Diego
>minor villain
>>135538293
Some already had localized names in ASB.
>Spice Girl = Spicy Lady
>Weather Report = Weather Forecast
>>135541291
>Josuke with Catch the Rainbow
Get fucked Aqua Necklace.
>>135540040
>>135540087
Limp Bizkit should have been Thriller goddamn it.
>>135540579
>Gazelle Twin
i like you
>>135540904
Gives me a lot more respect for Johnny, part 7 since the Civil war fight has just gotten so gureto!
>>135541249
How is that in any way shape or form good? You'll be getting the new shit for next four parts onward. We should've had one more beefcake part.
>>135541569
>mfw I been wearing the same underwear for a week in order to change it on new years day.
it really does feel good.
>>135541672I want to see him put on fresh undies.
>>135541655
I agree. I fucking cringe whenever Araki draws his old characters in his new style.
This is Joseph Joestar? Are you fucking kidding me?
>>135541547
I would've called it, Spice Gal or Spice Dame instead.
>>135541785
Honestly new Joseph is pretty cool, and it shows that the part 9 Jojo won't have a crazy hairstyle and will instead have a crazy hat
New Jonathan and Wham are shit though
>>135541785
That's actually not too bad, although the mouth is a little off.
>>135541655
Part 4 was not a beefcake part past the first two volumes or so. Why would you want a part 4 anime to not look like part 4?
Just has a thought but with there being a small theme of AC/DC in part 7 (D4C, Ball Breaker, High Voltage) Why didn't Araki name D4C's 'Love Train'; 'Rock N Roll Train' instead
>>135541655
>>135541785
You expect me to believe this fucker played rugby?
>>135541903
It should've been a beefcake part though, and it should've gone back to beefcake after Jolyne.
>>135542284
Nah, screw that.
>>135542229
>$20+
For what purpose?
>>135542229
>>135542284
Shit taste.
What I don't get though, is why does Araki now draw Jonathan with Joseph's scarf?
>>135542383
Fucker's senile and doesn't remember his own stories or characters.
>Liking newer smaller Jonathan
and you say I have shit taste?
Would yousnugglean Okuyasu?
TOTT: Come up with (and make) a better cover for Part 8
>>135542657
>not enjoying all iterations of purest jojo, ever
>>135542824
>purest form
Please. Jonathan was written as a goliath of a man having to stoop to get through most doorways.
>>135542664
I want to make him happy.
>>135542824
Jonathan didn't die a virgin and his dick was used very liberally by Dio. What he and Erina did on their wedding night was also so depraved it made Speedwagon sick upon hearing the details.
why did Kira have such fly kicks?
>>135542777
why don't they change the color of the priest to match?
I think for part 9, we are gonna get a black MC.
>>135542906
THE FUCK IS THAT MONKEY
>>135542933
What makes you say that?
>>135542933
Remember how everyone called Gappy a straight up nigga until he sang the large fries song?
>>135542961
Year of the monkey, silly.
>>135542961
>The Monkees
>>135542961
is Josefumi Standćļ¼ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ ļ¼¢ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½ć
>>135542967
I don't really, but I mean we got a black villain in part 6 so part 9 we get a black MC.
>>135542368
Train engineer salary
>>135542888
pure as in referring to the character himself, not the way he's drawn.
>>135542664
That and much more
>>135542664
Is Joubin and Joshuu's relationship supposed to be an alt of Okuyasu and his brother's?
>>135539423
Burning Heart/Survivor
>>135539423
Ballroom Blitz
Nice to see Deadly Queen again. Hope to see more Kira later.
Vitamin C looks like a pretty cool stand
>>135543107
Implying the JoStars are race traitors
>>135541443
>Diego
>Main villain
Pick one
>>135543537
Well, I guess Joseph's daughter was. Then Joseph got the yellow fever one night; but he didn't marry her.
At least none of them have been coal burners are stoking a coal furnace.
I just started Stone Ocean and I'm also starting to wonder how I'll cope with finally catching up with JoJo.
Araki is planning to go on indefinitely, or what?
>>135543650
part 9 will be the last
>>135543650
part 8 is the last one
>>135543821NOUGH
>>135543679
>>135543821
Source?
>>135543650
part 7 was the last
part 8 is fanfic
>>135543910
my stand informed me
>>135543650
it ended with part 6, part 7 was never intended to be jojo
>>135535940
I wish the fist fight between Killer Queen and Crazy Diamond at the end of Part 4 was a little more even and that Killer Queen didn't just get absolutely battered when Crazy Diamond got to punch him.
>>135543950
my stand says you're a faggot
>>135543931
part 8 is an ecchi jojo AU doujin
>>135543821
>Gappy. Ending on a terrible JoJo
Joseph > Jonathan > Jolyne > Josuke > Jotaro > Giorno > Gappy > Johnny
>>135543968
So, Jotaro and Jolyne job. The end?
>>135542284
>it should've gone back to beefcake after Jolyne.
>>135543982
It'll end with 3 full chapters of Yasuho and Gappy fucking.
Truly a bizarre adventure.
which jojo hasthe thickest dick
>>135544129
Giorno
>>135544129Jolyneor Johnathan
>>135539423
Master of Puppets
You think he would have used that already.
>>135544161
Kek
Giorno'd be hard pressed to please a midget
He's probably gay and tapping Narancia anyway.
Then again, who wouldn't stick it in Narancia?
>>135542777
I tried but ended up going a completely different direction, so enjoy some fresh semirelevant OC
>>135544571
fucking glorious
>>135544561
>He's probably gay and tapping Narancia anyway.A stand-user that can give life banging acorpse. That's hilarious, anon.
STICKIEE FINGAAAAASS
ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI~
Arrivederci.
>>135544701
ZIPPER MAN
>>135544657
The fuck are you talking about?
>>135542777
Why is Hokuto no Ken meddled in there ?Quite sure i saw Jojo pure version
>>135544701
>that zip on his crotch
>>135544810
ZIPPER MANG*
>>135544701
Speaking of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-M13kizTk
We all agree that Johnny and Drama CD DIO are the best, right ?
So what's the deal with the Egypt blu rays? I can never find a torrent anywhere.
>>135543650
Part 9 will be 1 chapter where Giorno brings back part 1-6 universe through GER, the end.
![490be91e825a57faf168800277745f871410498481_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tVXJZ2a.jpg "490be91e825a57faf168800277745f871410498481_full[1].jpg")
>>135539423
Dirty Loops.
He even drew the cover for the special edition of their album.
>>135544826
Undicks Zip
>>135544971
I recognize the Akira and Jotaro pose, what's the other one?
>>135539423
Viper "kill yourself my man"
>>135539423
Gorillaz
>>135544896
Joyline a best
>>135544811
Finish part 5, fagit.
>>135544971
>Araki will never draw the cover of your album
Gay priest is here now.
>>135545166
Not that anon, but I genuinely don't know what you're on about either. Everyone knows Giorno's fucking Mista.
>>135544971
How much do I have to pay him to draw me
>>135545231
Because Narancia is dead? What's not to get?
>>135545166
Giorno doesn't bring people back through fucking them. The fuck are you talking about?
>>135545272
I think he did it because he likes their music
So be good at music
I could see a song name being a stand, too. Like [Sayonara Love]
>>135544964
Kind of hard considering Giorno or Giorno equivalent even exist in the SBR universe.
>>135544896
This needs to be updated with Part 4 PV Josuke and EoH sounds. Also, Act 3's BEEEIIIIIIIITCH when we get to it.
>>135544811
>>135545231
>>135545312
Are you retarded?
>>135545312
>Giorno doesn't bring people back through fucking them
I never said he did, why the hell would you think I said that? Reading comprehension, please, you're presumably caught up to Part 8 and finished part 5 without problems despite the crappy translations at the moment and you still can't into reading comprehension? Are you some kind of neo-faggot?
>>135545362
You're the only retard here, anon.
>>135545419
See >>135545379
>>135545426
Only the first couple volumes are out. Probably waiting to make a batch torrent.
>>135536805
>>135545354
He wasn't affected by MiH because of GER. He's still alive.
>>135545541
>SBRverse
>a result of MiH
When will this meme end
>>135545541
Why haven't we seen him then?
>>135543982
That's some horrendous taste.
Gappy > Jolyne > Joseph > Josuke > Johnny > Jotaro > Giorno > Jonathan
So, if Kakyoin were to survive Part 3, where do you think he will appear in future parts ala Polnareff?
>Fun Fun Fun
>I am a Rock
>Doobie Wah
>Scottkey number 1
>Scottkey number 2
>Vitamin C
Which would you want, and what would you use it for?
>>135545758
At Holly's grave
>>135545462
I thought they finished releasing in September?
>>135545774
Sasame isn't a rockman anon, take fun^3 of the list, also everyone will say I am a rock or Vit C
>>135545838
They're all minor villains.
SBR is fucked up
P1 equivalent
Skip P2
Skip P3
P4 equivalent
At least I didn't have to see Araki fuck up Joseph like he did Jonathan. Caesar wasn't as fortunate.
Jorge Joestar translation when?
The real DIO transcend death and dimension hop yet?
>>135545719
Jojolion takes place in Japan, not Italy.
>>135545702
>reboot
(You)
>>135545866
>Aishou
>villain
Dickhead
>>135545838
Doobie Wah is really good too.
>>135545702
Sorry man newfags are naturally dumb, and refuse to do basic math
>>135544896
>part 4 PV Josuke
Get out faggot. ThatĀ“s voice from fujo Jojo doujins. I am never going to accept him as Josuke.
>>135545921
>not a reboot
Holy shit, why can't you people just let go?
>>135545361
>>135545970
Look what you did, i obviously meant you.
>>135538222
>>135538292
Jotaro is 1/4th Italian
>>135545939
I wonder of it's like Born This Way, in that it has a regular form and an automatic form.
It would be pretty cool if it could be summoned whenever instead of having to touch someone.
>>135545921
Like he'd really stick around home when the whole world as he knows it has changed. First thing he'd do is try to seek out Jotaro/Jotaro's equivalent.
>>135545989
ThatĀ“s not even the worst of it. I saw people claiming part 7/8 takes place in same universe as 1-6.
>>135546065
He doesn't know Jotaro though
>>135542229
He didn't look too bad on the first one, though the back covers wierd, enjoyed the Will Zeppelin redesign, but Blue ford is shit
>pic related
>>135545989
If it's just reboots willy nilly, what was the fucking point of part 6 and making a whole new universe? If it's a reboot then it'll be literally Marvel Comics tier shit.
>>135545541
He's be alive anyway because MiH didn't kill everyone when the universe reset
>>135546030
Isn't it kinda implied Aishou did that? Full size Doobie Wah was standing next to him and he seemed to control it directly.
Why are you people so stupid? Read the manga, and learn what Maiden Heaven does
>>135546006
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>135545541
>Giorno still has GER at the end of Part5
>>135544129
Gappy has the girth of two japanese men.
>>135541899
well his mouth is supposed to be little big and weird
>>135545924
What did Aishou even do that was villianous?
Someone caption this.
>>135546773
Yujiro Hanma?!
>>135546773
Hey DIO wanna trade hairstyles?
>>135546770
To beta to live
>>135546822
>tfw Aishou continuing to get fucked up post-mortem via flashbacks
>>135546264
>finally find the full picture
>it's actually sort of dissapointing
>>135546966
Honestly that's the one thing that I love about part 8, even when characters are dead or defeated they still show up later on
>>135547042
Aishou can't be happy even in rule 34
Which jojoba girl would you lobotomize and keep around the house as some form of depraved pet?
>>135547228
Holly
>>135547228
>>135547228
>Karrera
>>135547228
Tsurugi
>>135547305
>>135547228
>>135547305
>>135547387
I wish Jotaro would've hit it.
>>135547419
She was eleven
>>135547430
So?
>>135547357
Don't sexualize the homicidal trap
>>135547228
>there is an alternate universe out there where Kira blows up parts of women's brains to do this instead of killing them and taking their hands
>>135547508
>>135547274
Isn't that Jojolion, Kira got rid of the parts of Holly that were getting the stone disease
>>135547430
Jotaro was 16/17. She wanted him. It's all good.
it concerns me that gyro was able to distinguish between horses (and correctly identify silver bullet) through tasting horse shit, as one would sample wine
>>135546770
What if Yasuho is a villain with her own motive? What if she looked for Gappy intentionally and is planning something?
>>135547500
Fuck off with this irrelevant garbage. No one cares about your video game eceleb crap.
>>135547508
too cheap to purchase a melon, i see
>>135547690
Makes no sense unless this some doppio /Dark Passenger shit.
>>135547560
When was this stated?
>>135547764
"he fucked the rocks out of her head" - araki luther king
>>135547745
Melons don't have body heat or muscles.
Nor can they feel love.
>>135547067
Was Aishou over Jobin or the other way around? Was Yagiyama Aishou's superior? I really couldn't tell from his conversation.
>>135548165
>i can feel your memories around my hardy crank!
>>135548165
I cannot decide on the right Disturbed Norisuke image to reply with.
There's so many to choose from.
>>135548322
The second one
>>135548322
one with Damo
>>135548486
>Damp
Maybe that's how he made Hato obey him?
He made her head secret soft, cut out chunks of her brain, and hoped no one notices how brain dead she began to act.
>>135547695
you triggered there fella?
>>135548565
do you think he preserves his sexy little brain chunks in a way or just lets them decay all around his apartment ed gein style
>>135548165
>>135548407
>>135548486
>>135547419
You're not the only one.
>>135548809
Why do all of the Higashikata family members talk like thi~~~s?
>>135547067
>no side-stories about the rockmen doing domestic things with each other
please ease their suffering, Araki
>>135548674
i've finally figured it out. current preservation methods for soft tissue would not allow for him to fuck them, formaldehyde does not feel good on your dick. so he probably loads the freshly harvested gray matter into an onahole and then throws it aside like a cheap slut. but why stop at one?
which would also explain why there are so many idiots in morioh
wtf is up with this evanjelly cross shit?
>>135548869
they're affluent people obsessed with western shit so of course they'd sound like valley girls
>>135549011
Don't worry we just got hit with a very shitty and confusing reset.
Pucci will fix it.
