It's 27th of december, time to discard your christmas cakes.
after all this time I still don't understand why narukami and yosuke didn't Eiffel tower the shit out of this bitch. she was ready to fuck and banging a chick out with your bro is the ultimate social link boost. what the fuck Narukami.
>>135316869
Everyone would know you fucked the psycho teacher.
Plus she'd be clingy as hell
>>135316869
>Sticking your dick in crazy
>>135316920
I think you can handle it
>Don't say a word or I'll tell the police how you took advantage of me, an innocent student.
>>135317023
I only ever see this and the oil mirror shot of her. Did she get any other fanservicey stuff?
>>135317067
She looks so sad.
>>135317067
your fault for being so cold with Kyojin
>>135316869
This >>135316982 also Yosuke is closeted homo
>>135316869
Yosuke is gay as the spring breeze senpai, and Yu has his pick of Inaba's nubile and gorgeous teens, he doesn't need old, used hags.
>>135316869
>Eiffel tower the shit
I get the point in general, but in what in the world does that mean specifically?
>>135318710
One fucking her face, one fucking her pussy/ass, high fiving above her and forming the eiffel tower.
Don't worry keikes, we observe the Christmas season through January 5th. You still have a little over a week
![01.jpgb5adaa30-048d-4083-8df5-17a488ea8144Larger[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VtAAnO9.jpg "01.jpgb5adaa30-048d-4083-8df5-17a488ea8144Larger[1].jpg")
>>135318783
That's just a triangle with a thick line. It doesn't even form a triangular prism.
I must have no imagination.
>>135318991
Each person's legs are spread out like a triangle
You're an autist indeed, although that was apparent when you didn't know what "eiffel towering" means.
>>135319398
biggest reason to not stick your dick in crazy is not the knife she'll stick in your back, but the diseases she's carrying
>>135319576
I thought it was because of the emotional trauma that we, as fellow human beings, experience when we become intertwined with the intimacies of others.
>>135316761
Who is this semen demon?
>>135320671
As the filename suggests, she's called p3
>>135321455
So she is from persona 3. Does she have a lot of screen time? Because if no, I'm not going to bother watching the show.
>>135321503
She is absolutely not a persona 3 character
>>135321617
God eater then?
I will never abandon my cakes.
What is a man who is unwanted after the age of 25 called?
>>135321802
anon
>>135321802
Poor
>>135321802
There is no expiration date for sperm. A man with healthy semen can impregnate a female as long as he's physically able. Female eggs are another story.
>>135316869
Because all the guys in persona 3 and 4 are faggots.
>>135321802
Wizard.
>>135316761
Pfft
Toriyumi is way better
>>135323274
her end scene is amazing
>>135323109
That isn't really so much a widely used term as it is a meme for 30 year old virgins originating from a VN with that concept.
>>135321802
Married
>>135321503
>>135321663
She's a Persona 4 character. She made a cameo in the PSP version of Persona 3. The movies just decided to adapt the most recent version of the scene and keep the cameo from P3 Portable.
My grandma had been saying 'I better eat it and have an indigestion than let it go to waste' and she lived long and merry.
So I'm not going to throw them away.
>>135323514
Why would you throw an elf away? so many people would get so much use out of her.
>>135323324
>Door-kun would have actually tapped that ass if she didn't run away embarassed
Goddammit
>>135323778
Why wouldn't you throw away something dried up and dirty even if you could use it forever? Do you keep all your dish washing sponges?
>>135323435
>Unwanted
>Married
Something is wrong here
>>135323957
Except that cakes aren't your sponges, they're not dried up nor dirty.
>>135323987
Nothing is wrong. That's how it goes.
>>135323987
If you're dumb enough to get married your wife has a legal right to your money so she doesn't have to put out for it anymore.
>>135325071
By default it means someone wanted you for whatever reason enough to marry you.
did someone say christmas cakes?
>>135323405
Holy shit, that comes from a VN? The more you know.
>>135325229
She has a fiancé
>>135325229
that mole is sex
>>135318875
sleep tight awoo
>>135325229
>>135319058
Is that meme-chan?
>>135325434
>>135325470
that mole is literally sex.
>>135325434
Shizuka is fuckable and hot as hell.
>>135325542
Short hair a shit
>>135323435
>>135321905
goddammit /a/, stop being so bitter and let me be delusional a little longer
![[FFF] Jinsei - 02 [EA4A381D].mkv_snapshot_19.49_[2014.07.19_23.23.50].png](https://i.imgur.com/kxTataN.png "[FFF] Jinsei - 02 [EA4A381D].mkv_snapshot_19.49_[2014.07.19_23.23.50].png")
Do christmas cakes actually exist in japan or is it an anime meme?
>>135316869
All the Persona guys are fags. They talk big shit about getting girls then pussy out at the sight of a horny woman
I'd kiss her and tell her she tastes just as good as she did on the 25th.
>>135325796
only at the sight of an ugly, horny woman
Did Yukari Tamura make it through this year? Christmas is probably the most painful time for her.
>>135316982
>>135316920
Yeah, pretty much this. Unlike most Christmas cakes in animu/vidya/etc who are basically just single so the fans (who are also generally single 20somethings who have a hard time getting laid) can fantasize about being the one to finally bone and/or wife them, they actually made it believable that she would be single and desperate despite being attractive.
>>135325913
You're just as gay as the P3 and 4 boys
>>135325555
You're gay and retarded
>>135326108
Come at me.
>>135325538
Threesomes with the brown sniper
>>135326154
I don't understand how someone can hate something as broad and varied as short hair in general.
>>135326451
Short hair is always in the way, always sticking up, can't braid or do cute hair styles, or tie back to keep out of the way/ when its hot. Tell me whats so great about it?
What do you call a unwanted boat?
>>135326517
I wouldn't say I prefer it over long hair, it just really depends on the girl.
There are so many variations and styles I just think it's impossible to hate all of it.
And how the fuck can short hair get in the way more then long hair?
There's plenty of different styles you can do with short hair.
And you usually don't need to tie it up since it's so short it doesn't get in the way or get you hot in the first place.
>>135326658
Ok, how short are we talking here, m8. Because shoulder length, in my book is still long. Also depending on hair type- curly,strait,wavy,thick,thin.
>>135325613
Well, if marriage rates in general are down, and the male-female split is 50-50, the answer is yes.
However, it is important to note that most people age terribly. I already have huge wrinkles at age 20, but I am also bald and 4'11", so that might just be me.
The people who don't age terribly either won't date you because they are not desperate, or they are already in a relationship (see the former). The ones who will date you, even by normal standards, are probably neutral to unattractive.
Since /a/ obsesses over perfection and purity, you are royally fucked. It is the reason they are called "Christmas Cakes" and not "women over 25 who are unmarried." We have those in the West, too, but nobody seems to notice this because they don't actually want the available women over 25 who are unmarried.
>>135327046
>I already have huge wrinkles at age 20, but I am also bald and 4'11"
Please tell me it ain't so.
>tfw you're older than christmas cake
>>135316761
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>135327118
>>135327283
YeahNo one is going to give a shit when I become a "Christmas Cake," and I don't blame them.
I don't even wear a wig.
>>135325183
keyword wanted
>>135327317
>being this gay
>>135326530
>Not wanting to fill Ashigara with your seamen
>>135327046
>I already have huge wrinkles at age 20, but I am also bald and 4'11"
so you are George Constanza?
>Watching the girl you babysat grow up before your eyes
>Realizing time is running out on having your own
;_;
>>135327350
Is this triage x?
>>135327469If I was a guy.
I wrapped it in a spoiler tag, its fair game.
>>135318783
What do you call it when one girl sits on a guy's face while another one rides his dick?
>>135327647
How the fuck do women go bald at age 20? Even 120 year old grannies keep some hair.
>>135323274
One of the top 3 sad things about MC dying in P3 is not being alive to tap that teacher ass.
>>135328693
People in general can go bald amazingly fast. My grandfather lost his hair when he turned 21.
>>135328693
Its just amazingly bad genes.
The difference is, almost everyone else gets a wig. I don't because I only leave the house to work, and they itch of high hell.
>>135327046
>all of this happening to a poor anon
well fuck, I hope you win the lottery or something.Merry late Christmas and have a happy new year
>>135316761
has a Christmas Cake ever won in an anime?
>>135327601
>>135327350
Did that show ever get specials? I started to watch the BD's when the first volume came out, but the plot was so bad even the fan service couldn't save it and I dropped it after 3 episodes.
The only thing that could redeem it is specials on par with Ladies vs Bulters, but since I haven't seen anything like that posted I'm assuming they never happened.
>>135332406
Does winning *against* the MC count?
>>135332862
against?
>>135327046
I am a visitor to this board, thank you for this post
>>135333740
Lurk More.
>>135327046
>However, it is important to note that most people age terribly.
Thank god
Just few weeks ago someone ask me whether I just graduated from college or not, I just turned 30 last week.
>>135333247
Like, you know, dominating him sexually and making him her bitch.
>>135334568
Are you a wizard.
>>135334581
hmmm, sure. Hit me up with it.
>>135327046
neutral is fine
>>135335290
I was just kidding, it doesn't exist unless its straight shota.
Sorry.
>>135332406
Onegai Teacher.
>>135326530
scrap and make new young boats with the materials
>>135327046
>I already have huge wrinkles at age 20, but I am also bald and 4'11", so that might just be me.
And the winner of the world genes NA award goes to:
>>135327046
>huge wrinkles at age 20, but I am also bald and 4'11"
i have been feeling kinda bad lately because i have put on some beer belly, so, thank you /a/non
are you fat as well by any chance?
Christmas Cake is good all year round
>>135335867
No, but I amfemale.
Polite sage
>>135335902
what is this from
>>135335902
>this would get you arrested in America
>>135336523
I forget
>>135336750
The forbidden aspect makes it hot
Just going to leave this here.
http://imgur.com/a/Xvi6p/all
>>135337436
too mane milfs there, that's not my stuff
milf /= christmas cakes
they contradict each other
I want to SEXUALLY FUCK an older lady.
EVERY ROSE NEEDS TO BE FERTILIZED BEFORE IT WITHERS
>>135337691
Well you cakes into Milfs that only you fuck, hows that sound?
>>135337976
what
can you write that again pls?
do it slowly
>>135337992
Sorry, your end goal is to turn cakes into Milfs that only you fuck. H-Hows that?
>>135336989
The only good part of Garo.
>>135326658
Those women are freakishly small
>>135338066
but i can't fap to those that are already milfs m8
no problem with creating a milf tho
>>135338101
Why?
>>135338137
because milfs are usually portrayed as http://i.imgur.com/cfgn0tZ.jpg
when the christmas cakes i like are more in the style of >>135321779 >>135325229
>>135338101
MILFs and Cakes can be very similar though.
Single moms at least, they can be just as unwanted and desperate as a Cake, plus you can get a cute daughteru.
>>135338196
>>135338137
i like them more feisty, and i don't want other guy's kids
>>135338210
What if their kids are old enough to have moved out?
Or they have hot daughters?
>>135316761
>It's 27th of december, time to Descartes your christmas cakes.
>>135338209
>>135338210
well, a cute daughteru could be nice, but then we are talking about 30 some yo milfs, and i prefer them middle, 2/3s in her twenties
>>135338196
You don't like ponytails and aprons? I can see the whole other guys kids too not being your thing.
>>135338210
>>135338221
>old enough to have moved out
too old, refer to >>135338229
>>135338221
more than hot, still cute and yet to be raised, hot implies mommy already has some 30 some years
>>135338238
apron not so much, not problem with ponytails, but the whole plump and homely image isn't my thing
>>135332406
Raxephon
SDF Macross
Macross DYRL
Garo
Gundam 0083
Widows > NTRing housewives away from their husbands > lewd Cakes > MILFs > pure Cakes
![[Nutbladder]_Hidamari_Sketch_SP_-_02_[BC86F084].mkv_snapshot_15.35_[2015.06.21_20.41.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XlEKEGJ.jpg "[Nutbladder]_Hidamari_Sketch_SP_-_02_[BC86F084].mkv_snapshot_15.35_[2015.06.21_20.41.00].jpg")
>GLUG GLUG GLUG
>PUWAAA
>>135316761
cakes you say?
>>135338468
Julia was some top tier cake, waifu material
is the translation of the sequel going well or im gonna finnish jap before it gets translated?
>>135338401
swallow a grenade faggot
>>135316869
You don't fuck someone who's desperate, or crazy.
>>135338468
Can I fuck these?
>>135335192
>>135334568
He's probably Asian.
>>135334568
>>135335192
>28 years young
>Worked a part-time job while career searching (nailed a good one after 2 months, thank god)
>Managers and co-workers treated me like shit
>One day my age comes up
>My co-workers are in disbelief
>They call my managers in
>They are in disbelief
>Now at my career job I have asian co-workers who appear young
>They are in disbelief
Avoid alcohol, smoking, and bad foods. Stay hydrated and avoid direct sunlight (but get enough for vitamin D). Walk every day and sleep as your body needs.
Also: in college, my very Chinese professor who was 65 but looked 40 taught me the ultimate secret for youthfulness. I can't share it though, or the Chinese will come for me.
>>135338581
Yes although one is non-canon.
But they did what every single eroge ever should do and have "what if" bonus scene for girls you can't fuck in the story.
The thing with Christmas cakes is that most of them are at least experienced in sex. Sure they may be more loose due to age but a person who knows what they're doing is much better than a person who has no idea what they're doing.
>>135338632
Don't apply 3D logic to 2D please.
>>135338663
I've seen this trend in "2D" as well.
>>135338697
2D girls don't have loose pussies.
>>135338747
You can't tell or they won't tell you such things anyway.
But the expiration date is only a suggestion...
>>135336523
amagami ss
>>135338763
2D girls can take massive orc cocks all day and still be tight like virgins.
>>135338836
That's kind of true for young girls. Not much to say for Christmas cakes though.
>>135328693
Chemo, probably.
>>135338793
Fixed expiration dates are just stupid. The two important questions are if you like older or younger women, and your own age.
For example, I prefer younger women. And you know what I call Christmas Cake? 10 years younger than me. So they're right in my strike zone. Any younger than that and I'd feel like I'm dating one of my friend's kids.
>>135338632
You can learn together.
>>135338865
Stop with the 3D logic, why are you so stupid?
>>135338927
Tightness isn't even the point of what I was trying to say. It's more experience. And most Christmas cakes know what they're doing.
>>135338602
>dat feel people still think you came out of college
>Be 32 years old
It helps that the babyface gene in the senpai is stronk.
>>135338973
Which is also 3D logic because 2D virgin girls can give A+ blowjobs and have amazing sex their very first time. Happens all the time in hentai.
>>135339029
I'm not even trying to talk about virgins at that time.
>>135338994
There are some drawbacks, though.
>Work in a big college town
>Go to buy expensive furniture
>The salespeople think you are some punk looking for dorm furniture
>>135338996
This is a great scene but it's a little upsetting that there's absolutely no chance this would air if the genders were switched.
Also Asako is a fucking slut, who deflowers a little boy for no reason? Was she just horny?
>>135316761
Jokes on you, the 27th is my birthday. Time to enjoy my cake.
>>135339050
>Gets her best friend drunk as shit
>Commands her shota love slave to fuck her
She was too good for this world.
>>135339086
Do you need a reason to pop a cute shota's cherry?
>>135328291
The World Trade Center
>>135339162
No that's when a muslim guy also comes in and fucks each girl in the ass until she collapses.
>>135338280
was Raxephon any good? I heard it was like Eva with a better protagonist but with less... "depth".
>>135338996
>"And that's the story of when I took his first time."
Daaaaamn.
>>135338602
I know what the secret for youthfulness is.To relax
![[a-s]_rahxephon_-_22_-_downfall__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][D64ADEED].mkv_snapshot_19.04_[2015.07.09_01.23.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DaCX5UB.jpg "[a-s]_rahxephon_-_22_-_downfall__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][D64ADEED].mkv_snapshot_19.04_[2015.07.09_01.23.12].jpg")
>>135339307
I would say it's a little less deep than eva but still way deeper than your normal show, pacing can be a little slow. You kind of just have to watch it.
![[a-s]_rahxephon_-_05_-_nari_kanai__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][24DEC049].mkv_snapshot_18.13_[2015.06.17_02.12.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/La6Vf23.jpg "[a-s]_rahxephon_-_05_-_nari_kanai__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][24DEC049].mkv_snapshot_18.13_[2015.06.17_02.12.01].jpg")
>>135339460
plus the cake is a cutie
>>135339071
>Not telling their manager they need better salespeople if theyre trying to make a profit
A good thing for keeping youth is to enjoy your inner child and laugh at the suffering of others
>>135339050
I don't like it when cakes are slutty.
It makes me feelleft out.
>>135339547
Is she still cake whenMC's technically the same age as her and was going out with her before the memory wipe?
>>135339621
She waited for him so I think it counts.
>>135339162
so lewd from here
>>135339439
Very true. My coworker looks like she could be my aunt. Only 3 years older than me. I'm mellow, so I don't fucking crinkle.
>>135339086
>>135339398
I might be wrong but wasn't he already did it with his own sister in his past?
Or Yuuji was always on the receiving end like a dead fish and Asako mistook him for a virgin or something?
>>135339765
They never actually had sex, she just molested him a bunch.
>>135339765
They did an ova?
>>135339838
She gave him a blowjob but that's as far as she went.
>>135332406
im not sure if witchblade counts since mc is sort of a milf and there werent any competition
>>135332406
Contrary to popular belief, the cake actually won in the end. That said, there wasn't much in the way of actual competition and more of a "do they or don't they end up with each other".
>>135327046
This might be a joke in bad taste, but consider cosplaying female Saitama.
>>135327339
Hair plugs?
>>135338994
Looking older than you are isn't too bad. I've apparently looked to be in my late twenties since age fifteen, and pretty much look the same even now at age thirty-six. I enjoyed being treated like an adult then and I enjoy being treated like a relatively young adult now. If I wasn't a hikikomori and had some confidence I'd probably be considered pretty attractive.
>>135338602
Muh nigga.
29 and I still get carded.
I'd a qt2dcake.
>>135338996
>That bite
Instant daimonds.
>>135316761
Of all expired christmas cake you actually chose the most disgusting one.
>>135325555
I will fight you.
>>135338996
>fucking someone who's practically his mother, sister and teacher
This will never happen to me.
>>135317023
but her expiration date already passed ages ago
>>135336989
my nigga
>>135325229
>>135325470
I want toboneSakurako, and the mole really adds to her charm.
>>135341248
She's really fucking cute. I want to lie in bed with her and have pedantry competitions late into the night.
>>135339942
The funny thing was how matter of fact the mother was when she caught them, like "Oh geez Kazuki stop giving your little brother blowjobs." That whole family was crazy.
>>135323274
More like Toriyummy
>>135327046
Don't worry anon, I'm about 25 years old, 5'4" and bald, I look pretty wrinkly as well.
>>135317105
Yes, but you have to remember that the anime/LN beautied her up.
She's actually wrinkly as fuck, which is why everyone is disgusted
>>135323405
Wasn't it actually just a stupid wives tale to protect their kids from having sex?
Are christmas cakes always virgins, or just unwanted after 25?
>>135343380
Just unmarried after their 25th birthday.
>"Ara ara anon-kun~ There are so many cute girls out there, why are you going for an old lady like me?"
>>135343433
>why are you going for an old lady like me?"
You remind me of my mother.
>>135339050
this is honestly embarrassing to watch desu
>>135343433
You're the cutest.
>>135343433
Because I want an older lady with experience.
>>135326062
>Liking ugly horny women
Its better to be homo than have shit taste
>this will never be adapted
Will you anons be saving your cake for the New Year?I know I will.
>>135347346
Even a pretty cake is bad if it smells like shit.
>>135346905
>I'm gay
Opinion discarded.
>>135347477
>>135348642
souce?
>>135348683
Since it's the holiday season anyway...http://www.doujin-moe.us/tvvejmy4
>>135343433
Isn't it natural to aim for the best?
>>135316761
I think that the whole christmas cake is just a comical stereotype.
How can you consider old and hopeless a 25-30 years beautiful girl? I mean, she's in the prime of life, her body it's at its best, she's smarter and more mature than a shitty highschool girl and she's more serious about a relationship, I could understand a past 40 or 50 years woman to be considered christmas cake but a girl in her twenties is just plain stupid. Or purity fags and pedophiles are so much in japan that this is actually happening?
>>135349383
>How can you consider old and hopeless a 25-30 years beautiful girl?
We have the same concept in the West, except we don't have a real name for it and over here it usually starts when a woman hits her 30s.
That's around the time she discovers sleeping around like a gigantic slut no longer works because she's no longer pretty (white women age like milk) and decides she wants to settle down with a man that can provide for her. The problem is that any men good enough to provide for her and satisfy her ridiculous standards, inflated by years of being worshipped simply for having a vagina, can also get a younger and prettier piece of armcandy.
Japan has a crazy view on age (note that the average anime protagonist is 12-17 years old) so you're considered an old hag if you're 25 and unmarried.
Though there is some truth in it: if you're not in a relationship by the time you're 25, chances are you'll never be in one: either because it simply doesn't work out or because you're too redpilled.
>>135349383
Women were traditionally expected to marry young. Obviously it doesn't apply anymore so anime/manga/etc hold to a relic.
>>135350116
We do have a name for it in the West, they're call Old Maids.
>>135350180
at east euro
we are between western and japan standards
its common to marry young but marrying old also
>>135334416
Source ?
>>135350116
Well the high standards of women could be a factor but the christmas cake things seems like no one wants them, and this is what I find stupid and strange.
Also being single at 25 is not that strange, maybe she come out frome a long relationship or she was too busy with studies or just unlucky, it's stupid to think that the first fucker you find in highschool while you are still a kid will be your husband for life. Sometimes I am just disgusted at the twisted view that japanese have on women
>>135350541
It's not that no one wants them and more like they can't have a stable relatioship because they are workaholics and have other problems.
>>135321802
Free.
>>135350541
different mentality
also why should i go for a 27 whan i can get a 17?
also, if a beautiful woman is single for a long time, theres a reason for that
>>135350541
Well first of all this is an anime and manga representation which has its own set of biases on how it shows the world
Secondly the Christmas Cake age is increasing in Japan as younger people are not getting into relationships as much as the past and may get married later in life
Also, different writer gives them multiple reasons for not being in a relationship
They're either too crass, eccentric, or work focused to be in a stable relationship regardless if they're hot or rich
It's not uncommon for them to go on a date only to drive the suitor away
>>135316761
>tfw oficially a christmas cake now
25yo...my life is over.
This cake needs to be on a different show.
>>135343433
>>135351385
Several do
>>135351402
>dem flaps
One of if not the cutest Christmas Cake.
I want to suck Rin Rin's lollipop.
>>135321939
Enjoy your down syndrome kids.
>>135327046
>It is the reason they are called "Christmas Cakes" and not "women over 25 who are unmarried."
It is not.
>>135319398
>handle your business
?
>>135316761
>webm
Well, fuck you too!
>>135338996
Man fuck yet another show to add to my backlog....
>>135351226
I'll take you in
