Christmas Cakes
- Home
- Board: /a/ - Anime & Manga
- Reading: Christmas Cakes
They need your love and cuddling too.
It's not even 26 in any part of the world. December 26 is cake day
>>135165652
I can give them a creampie...
>>135165685
It's 25 you pleb.
>>135165897
Can you read?
>>135165915
Can you? December 26 is not cake day.
>>135165685
Ara ara~ that's the idea though.
Don't let another year pass by for a Christmas cake.
>>135165959
But it is. Look it up
>>135165695
I think I've watched this webm a million times by now.
reminder,
>you will never meet a cute Christmas Cake by chance one day on the train
>you will never develop a friendship with her and meet her every morning and night on the train
>she will never slowly open up to you and reveal her insecurities and fears
>you will never let her use your shoulder to cry on and be the one who saves her from her boring life
>you two will never start growing romantic feelings for each other
>you will never ask her out on a date one day and make her blush
>she will never doubt herself and say she's not pretty enough to go out with you only for you to kiss her and tell her she's the most beautiful woman in the world
>she will never cry and tell you thank you and go out on a wonderful date with you
>you will never cuddle up with her after a wonderful evening and tell her how much you love her
>she will never say i love you back
>>135166049
Do you even understand what a Christmas cake is?
>>135166112
Do you know what cake day is?
>>135166100
Don't ruin my hopes and dreams now...
How the fuck can i cuddle them if they're anime.
Check mate weeb
>>135166159
>roastie
Back to reddit9k
>>135166132
Cake day isn't fucking relevant to the topic at hand, which is Christmas cakes. That's the point.
>>135166221
Then why did you try to correct the guy talking about it in the first place then?
>>135166159
>>135166234
yare yare daze
>>135166234
It's funny because you're the only one who brought up 3D in the first place and I have a dick. Stay salty I guess
>>135166252
Because cake day in relation to Christmas cakes is 25. Not that it exists. You're correct tough, I should have just told him to fuck off.
Protect them at all cost.
>>135166360
YOU FRAUD
YOU SAY YOU PROTECT THE CAKES BUT LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
>>135166589
I-I fucked up.
>>135166360
Artist's comments:
"Watching a lady returning home from work while being troubled by people feeling each other up in her presence is a job I'd like to do."
>>135166159
What the fuck is a roastie?
Christmas Cakes will save anime, I just know it.
>>135166767
a roasted marshmellow
>>135166767
It's an /r9k/ meme, basically means slut and is a reference to busted looking vaginas.
>>135166805
Good taste right here.
to any an all cakes that are lurking this threadI love you.
>>135166944
that isn't true at all though
women are born roasties. there are different vagina shapes you know. gross ham flaps are just one of them.
also it never gets "loose". they are elastic so they don't lose shape except with age iirc
![[Underwater-Subs] Kantai Collection - Battle of the Curry Seas! (OVA) [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.50_[2015.03.28_12.13.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EzduTjE.jpg "[Underwater-Subs] Kantai Collection - Battle of the Curry Seas! (OVA) [720p].mkv snapshot 13.50 [2015.03.28 12.13.59]")
>>135166944
So all girls with innie bellybuttons are virgins?
>>135167122
I'm a guy faggot. stay delusional.
2D will always be superior anyway.
>you will never decorate the christmas tree while office lady gf is working late on Christmas eve and see her sad, tired face change into tears of happiness and bliss
>>135166944
>this is what ugly virgins believe
>>135167122
Vagina jokes aside, what the hell is that even?
Why would anyone even eat this disgusting piece of shit?
>>135167196
>>135167087
>>135167051
>>135167161
>replying
Fucking stop you mongs.
>>135167246
What do you mean? I asked a serious question.
>>135167280
You shouldn't be asking idiots trying to derail the thread into 3D discussion anything. Just post 2D cakes
>>135165652
Can a character be considered a Christmas Cake if she is
>25years+1day old
>a kissless virgin
but
>there are 2 guys who want to marry her and 1 who wouldn't mind turning her into his mindless sex toy
?
Lads remember never ever reply to obvious /r9k/ users or clearly racebaiting cuck faggots.Now post more qt christmaks cakes, thank you.
>>135167176
>>135167214
>tfw she's trying her best not to let the Christmas spirit get the better of her, fearing the inevitable loneliness that comes after
>>135167368
>>135167358
Until she chooses one of them she's technically a cake. Also not all Cakes have to be virgins
>>135165685
slav(e) detected
>>135167487
>dumbfuckistan citizen in charge of etymology
>>135167458
It is a known fact that all cake characters are virgins.
>>135167603
I don't think it's a requirement. Virgin cakes are the best though.
Love me some christmas cakes.
>>135167603
No.
Christmas cakes are women who aren't married at 25. No one said they have to be used goods or not.
Most christmas cakes are roastie whores.
>>135167686
>Most christmas cakes are roastie whores
3D =/= 2D
>>135167458
Great.
>>135167686
>roastie whores
Anon, why are you so mean to cakes?
>>135165652
>Christmas Cakes
I just can't like this archetype.
I've seen too much "lonely" 25+ women who, when they were in their prime, rejected every men they've met for petty reasons, and now they blame all men for their loneliness.
>>135167122
You don't realize how stupid you sound, do you?
KEIKI!
Is she a cake?
>>135167815
Not yet no, she's closer to a nee-san but she's definitely getting there in a couple more years. Gaen counts as one though.
>>135167753
He is angry about 3D
>>135167815
I don't think so, she died 11 years ago and she was definitely younger than 14
>>135167784
Things are different in Japan.
In Japan, many men are truly not quite up to snuff. They're either shut-ins, herbivores, sissies, scumbags, or just downright pathetic.
These are not exactly 'petty' reasons. The manly men archetype is a fading breed in Japan. The pool of men who are even halfway decent is quite limited. So, many women decide to just stay single, until a good man comes along, rather than forcing themselves to hook up with someone unsavory.
>>135167880
They're referring to older Snail, but if I recall, she's still 21 at that point. So no, she doesn't count as cake.
>>135168006
No I know but I'm using when she died as a reference point. She is 11 years older than her ghost form (when she died) because that bit is during the same time period but in the other universe. I may have worded it awkwardly in retrospect.
>>135167865
Kekimonogatari really needs to happen.
>>135168085
Ah makes sense, no worries then.
>>135167965
Do you really think the women are much better?
>>135165652
She looks cute with the santa hat.
>>135167784
>Applying 3D logic to 2D cakes
>>135167965
Get rekt cunt. Japan isn't a place full of sissy men and desperate women waiting for the gaijin cock. Look up the statistics: Japanese men may not be interested in sex, but Japanese women even less so. If they don't even want their own fucking men, why the hell would they want a filthy gaijin?
This retardation is literally on par with niggers believing every white woman on the planet secretly desires black cock.
>>135168213
They're not, but it's not like we're talking about christmas cakes with the prerequisite that they are attractive yamato nadeshikos.
A lazy fatso can still be a christmas cake.
>>135168287
To be honest I don't want to talk about 3D at all. Just clarifying that bit about your post.
>>135166805
Sensei needs to stop smoking. She'll end up getting lung cancer.
>>135167122
Would eat that sandwich/burger anyways
>>135165685
That's my birthday, can I be christmas cake as a 19 years old straight male?
>>135168353
>tfw you'll never convince sensei to stop smoking for you
>tfw you'll never give her some warm cuddling in place of it
>>135165652
>liking old used up ex-whores
>>135168353
Once she gets a husband she'll only smokehim.
>>135168391
It's from Goo Gli Mijsearch.
"I'm home anon-kun"
>>135168217
>She looks cute with the santa hat.
OP here, and yeah she does, doesn't she?
are 600yo lolis cakes? assuming they're still virgin.
>>135168627
As a paramedic who has seen some pretty gruesome accidents, I can tell you that is the skeleton of a person who was paralyzed waist-down.
>>135168725
>600yo
>loli
>virgin
Basically a loli cake, I guess?
>>135168645
I'd offer her dinner and a bath if you know what I mean
>>135168795
cupcake
>>135166932I-I'm too old to be loved by you...
>>135169020
Don't be silly.
>>135169008
>loli cake
>cupcake
T-this should be a thing.
>>135168391
KWSM
KWSM!
Can girls love Christmas Cakes too?
>>135169008
>cupcake
Gentleman, why is this not a thing yet?
>>135169020
I want to hug a cake and tell her she's the prettiest woman in the universe!
>>135168725
Is she single?
>>135168645
You don't exist anymore.
Where's Mami?
>that feeling when 6 months from now I'd be considered a X-mas cake
>>135167682
She's an adult woman, why hasn't she gotten her teeth fixed?
>>135169468
It's not so bad4 years later.
>>135169020
I'm going to make love to you cake-san!
>>135169468
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>135169468
rip
>there are many cake eating degenerates on
/a/
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>135169510
Because it's moe.
>>135169510
>>135169688
A wolf. A very, very, very hungry wolf.
>>135167965
1 in 2 women in japan are prostitutes/av stars/would suck dick for no other reason than to just suck dick.
>>135169756
>you will never fall prey to a hungry wolf cake
what a waste of bishounen cock
>>135169756
Makes sense, and holy shit this is so cute.
>>135169782
One way or another, all women end up sucking cock for financial or social gain. Except maybe nuns, and even then you never know for sure.
>>135169888
>tfw Christmas cake settles on the notion that she'll never find the man of her dreams
>cake decides to be a nun as penance for not living up to her parents' wishes
>nun!cake meets a guy that begins socializing with her and is now confused as to what to do
>>135169860
>>135165652
That movie is so beautiful. I know the post processing effects get a lot of hate for not being "natural," but I can't help but to assume that those people don't realize that getting an anime to look that good without those effects is impossible. So it's not as if Shinkai takes shortcuts. The way he makes movies is the only way he could.
Christmas with women older than youhttp://imgur.com/a/Xvi6p/all
>>135170126
>cakes, milfs and older women in general
A-anon, thank you for this wonderful Christmas present.
>>135170126
>calling them old ladies
No fucking manners swer on me mum plus most of those aren't even really old
8/10 still gonna have a wank
Just dreamt about having a cake older sister last week. (oldest child)
>tfw woken up by my mother just after oneechan patted me on the head
>>135169924
>urge to /ss/ rising
Why did you post pictures of pretty girls in a thread about cakes?
>>135170116
OP here, I unironically love the movie both visually and as a nice little story of the allure of a cake teacher. The fact that Shinkai was pretty unapologetic in his decision to go for a happy ending only serves to elevate my liking for it. If his commentary was anything to go by, it's pretty obvious that Shinkai is a cake-lover himself.
>>135167176
>waiting till christmas eve to put the christmas tree up
people do this?
>3DPD garbage everywhere
Neo-/a/ is real.
>>135170565
>tfw someone will always disrupt cake/milf/OL discussions with 3DPD moralfaggotry
It gets pretty tiring when I'm just trying to appreciate my cake honestly.
>>135170552
In this particular case, I guess it's meant to surprise the sad and tired Christmas Cake by the time she comes home. I'd say it's worth it
>>135170487
Why did you post ruined food someone boiled for too long and then left sitting out for several days in a thread about cakes?
How much booze do you prefer in your cake?
>>135171047
Enough to make her happy.
>>135171100
This.
>you will never surprise a cute cake with a six pack of her favorite beer for christmas
>>135171047
A lot.
>not getting shitfaced with your cake and acting like drunk idiots together
>not trying to help each other walk to bed only to give up and lay down together in the hallway
>>135167702
KWSM! KWSM!
>>135171154
>doing this in christmas
>not every week
You need to spoil you cake a little more anon.
On christmas I would go out with her and drink in some fancy restaurant.
>this will never be you
>he dumped best girl to literally be friendzoned
>>135167702
>>135171236
I literally just started reading because of this. I was not disappointed.
>>135171697
The best cake story. The best /ss/ story.
>>135171862
Not fucking long enough.
>>135171862
Thats my favorite story I reread it often, too bad it isn't longer and he hasnt updated his other series
>>135168739
I would a disabled skelly-chan.
>>135171862
>quick readthrough
>autistic brother suddenly starts clapping and saying "Christmas Cake!" happily
Confirmed that even autists know how great cakes are, or that cakes are for autists?
>>135170359
why is she so great
>>135172478
The first one
>>135172478
Is he clappingat you?
>>135172491
>fabulously feminine
>great drinking partner
>even better you-know-what partnerdespite being a virgin
>>135172548
That's what I thought.
>>135172581
Nah, he's watching Thomas and suddenly just starting clapping at it and shouting it happily.
>>135172670
Thomas the tank engine?
>>135166100
Holy shit, wake me up inside anon
>>135166140
this .gif terrifies me
>>135166159
>>>/pol/
>>135170126
Merry Christmas, you glorious fucking patrician
>>135173046
I wish cross board invasions were still allowed. r9k vs. pol would be hilarious.
>>135167603
Misato Katsuragi is a non virgin cake.
What's the appeal of christmas cakes wearing those yellow hats and blue shirts?
One day I'll capture my cake, one day. . .
>>135173541
They've never been allowed and /pol/ already invaded /r9k/ atleast once when their board broke.
>>135168645
MILFdoka is the best girl
Christmas cakes wouldn't want a silly American like me.
>>135173840
I prefer my cakes to be low-fat.
The question is, Ho do one capture a cake.
Just needs cat ears and tail and she's the perfect creature.
>>135174137
>doesn't like warm cuddly chub on an older lady
>posts disgusting fanart
>>135173747
Fans of "crime time", presumably.
What do you guys think of 90s cakes?
>>135174365
>implying the other fanart was any better
>>135174137
That's genuinely horrifying art.
>>135174192
This look about right?
>>135174348
Reminds me of that one chick from Asobi ni Iku Yo.
>>135174723
worry not, there is more!
Cakes are the best
>>135166100
Holy shit anon.
Fuck, I need another beer now.
>>135175009
What VN?
>>135170359
>>135172583
Not that I even hate the franchise but it always makes me a little sad she's stuck in an idol show, the design and her character are too fucking good.
>>135174772
It had two great cat ladies, I just forgot because it was so awful.
>>135175979
NICELY SHAPED CAT TATS
>>135174767
Is there anything kakinotane could be switched for?
The engagement ring and sake are spot on
>>135175683
All the idol cakes are great
>>135166805
ayy my screencap nice.
>>135175406
Koisuru Natsu no Last Resort.
>>135169782
Wasn't there an article somewhere highlighting the rise of Japanese schoolgirls whoring themselves out for money with one Jap 'feminist' woman calling it 'empowering' and a good thing?
>>135176824
Thanks I added it to my backlog
>>135166775
>Around that many women at once
Pure. Torture.
>>135166100
Is she 2D cake?
If 3D I'll ignore her and go home.
Fuck you for not posting Sawa-chan-sensei.
>>135176082
Some other finger food that works well with alcohol maybe?
I'm glad no one has posted her yet, cause she's mine.
>>135177835
Girls with fangs are the cutest
>>135166100
Feels good. 2D is what makes /a/'s dreams.
>>135177080
*pure maidens
>>135177338
Sawa-chan is sexy
And then you find guys over 25 and over who're not married and they're fine with it.
>I never expected to meet someone younger than me on a blind date! Are you sure you're okay with me, anon?
>>135178431
You'll get tired of a boring kid like me
>>135178431
>expression of genuine interest
>braid
muh dick. If only;_;
>>135169008
I support this notion!
>>135170126
It's a Christmas miracle!
Thank you very much, kind anon.
>>135170224
I want Chiyo-chan to be my imouto.
>>135178213
Well, what happens to Christmas cakes in anime/Japan happens to Western women about 5 years later.
Keep one thing in mind though: with anime girls, the reasons are usually understandable (too shy, too focused on their careers, distracting problems they had to struggle with, abandonment by a previous asshole partner etc.) while 3D western women waste their 20s being party sluts.
Anyway, when women hit their 30s in the West and aren't married, they also face a shortage of eligible men. Key word: eligible. Their are enough "creeps" or otherwise undesirable men they're willing to go after, but the men they want at that age are either already taken, or they can get younger women. If you're a man in your 30s and you have some money on the side (ie. you didn't blow it all in your 20s partying night and day), you are in a great position. You have neither children nor a family, so you end up relatively affluent. As such, you're the fucking grand prize for college aged girls. A man in that position has literally zero reason to go for used goods golddiggers in their 30s.
And these women, the women who partied and fucked their 20s away, these women who now have lost the one thing that gave them leverage over men (youth and beauty), will now complain about a lack of good men. The few eligible men who are neither married nor fucking college girls will avoid them like the gold diggers they are. These women will cry "where are the good men?" or "there are no REAL men left" and make up other excuses that somehow make the headlines in newspapers to blame the world for their own stupidity.
That's 3D. I love 2D Christmas Cakes because:
1. Their reasons for being single at an advanced age are much more valid than those of 3D cakes.
2. They are usually much more humble. They don't demand """real""" men, instead they have accepted their status as undesirable women. They are often surprised when a young man shows them positive attention and feel like they don't deserve it.
>>135174533
Its a new way to set me free
>>135176331
>Christmas Cakes
>Idols
Is this a thing?
Cake harem anime
>Takes place at a school(because fuck you)
>MC is a shy rookie English teacher who just wants to get through the day
>Genki/sporty gym teacher who's always looking to compete against the MC in just about everything
>Clumsy math teacher whos always getting something wrong and colliding with the Mac at every turn
>Slightly pervy glasses science teacher who always wants to use the MC for her experiments
>Hardened history teacher who cant stand the bullshit she has to deal withbeach day and uses the MC to air out her fustrations with a trip to the bar
>Hime style Japanese teacher who always berates the MC for his lack of honor and manliness as an adult
>Mature school doctor who always teases MC with innuendo s and what not but gives thoughtful advice at the same time
>Ara Ara style vice principal who acts motherly towards the MC and tries to reassure him when times are tough
>Seductive mistress style principal who always has her eye on the MC and always gets too close when they're together.
>>135179169
Shit, I can't even choose. Besides the math teacher (not into ditzy girls) and the hime princess (I don't like being insulted) they all sound great.
If you force me to choose, probably the school doctor.
>>135179169
Gym Teacher, Doctor, and Vice Principal are Best.
>>135179169
I want a vice principal in my life.
>>135171697
>>135171862
this is incredible, thanks for sharing
>>135179169
Gym, science, VP a best
History teacher sounds like the best drinking buddy though
>>135171862
>>135171697
the fact that this isn't longer and hasn't gotten an anime adaptation is a crime against human intelligence
>>135179169
Found your gym teacher
>>135180182
Not genki enough
>>135179169
>you will never get life advice from history teacher
>>135180182
History teacher?
>>135174533
its very educational
>>135180213
I would rekishi her rekishis
>>135165695
What is this and does the cake win?
>>135180388
yes
>Be 32
>All the women in "mature woman" fetish manga/anime are 5+ years younger than I am
>I just want to be the shota who can show an older woman she's still sexy
>Or better yet be the loli who can do the same thing
>Cake-Ai
A boy falls in love with a Christmas Cake.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CAKES.
>>135180388
Garden of words
Sort of. I'd rather not spoil the ending.
Go watch it. In fact, go watch it right now. It's only 45 minutes long and it looks great.
>>135180459
I'm sorry bro. I'm turning 26 in a few weeks and I know your feel. I've already given up on 3DPD but I would be lying if I told you that I don't hope to some day meet a diligent and cute but overworked office lady about half a decade older than me who somehow isn't an STD-ridden whore.
Perhaps miracles still exist.
>>135180206
?
>Likes yandere
>Likes cristmas cake.
>Little to none yandere cake in mango/H-mango.
Why?
>>135171363
It's alright though, she's going to win the best boy.
>>135180665
>Perhaps miracles still exist.
They don't.
>>135180790
>yandere cake
holy shit anon...why had no one thought of this,why can't I have it.
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>135179115
3D aside, anyone else notice women (western ones I guess) are aging faster? I mean in terms of physical traits? Skin etc? I know girls I graduated with (28 here) who look MUCH older than me. A female coworker of mine is 23 and she looks 30. Crows feet, prominent laugh lines, haggard etc.
2D makes everything better.
>All of this based Christmas Cake content I'm being fed in this thread
I know it's heresy but thank you all so much. This will be the greatest thing I get for Christmas this year. Most likely the only thing. Thank you.
>>135180783
Getting there its something in the facial expression missing.
>>135179169
>>Genki/sporty gym teacher who's always looking to compete against the MC in just about everything
I need a tomboy in my life.
>>135180790
>>135180833
http://nhentai.net/g/150541/
Here lads, just make sure to read all of it.
>>135180665
>Perhaps miracles still exist.
Are you an American or Britbong? Sorry bro, miracles don't exist. Not in what you're looking for.
I also know the pain. Twenty eight and still fap to cakes and imagine myself as the younger guy going after them.
Science teacher?
>>135180929
Thank you..anon-sama
Would you like some pancakes, Anon?
>>135179169
There needs to be a MILFy home ec teacher who's constantly dropping off baked sweets for MC
>tfw my aunt is a hardcore christmas cake
>tfw it isn't nearly as attractive as in my Chinese comics
its more sad and desperate really
>>135180929
That's a yandere milf, and I have seen quite a few of those.
The last yandere "cake" I saw was in one doujin about an offline meeting, not sure if was a real cake though.
I know the only man in her life that she needs is her son, but I want to bring some pleasure into her more or less desperate existence.
Does it count if a cake is divorced?
I know a prostitute like that.
>>135179115
Let me also add that these western women usually have 'oops' kids as well. At least in my area most 25+ single women have kids already, some from different guys. Some have a kid or two from different guys and have already been married and divorced. Only 26 with THAT much baggage already? No sane man is going near that.
This cake. Who is she?
>>135181162
>divorced
>cake
Nigga u dumb
>>135181162
Why would being divorced make a cake not a cake?
>>135181162
>know a prostitute
Anon...
>>135181256
Because the definition of cake is a woman that didn't marry and is past the expiration age?
>>135181162
>divorced
>literal whore
>3dpd
fuck off
>>135181225
This button. What is it?
>>135181282
She's a nice girl.
>>135181329
unmarried, didn't marry; it's all the same, really.
>>135181339
Cool button. Whered ya find that?
>>135180843
I remember in university I had class with an exchange student from China. I was 22 at the time, I think. She looked younger than me so I assumed she was some sort of talented student that skipped a class or something.
Turns out she was actually 30 and married. Imagine my surprise.
There's a certain racial element I cannot explain that makes Asian women (and to a limited extent black and mestizo women) appear to age slower than white women. I think lifestyle plays a large role as well: the Japanese diet is a lot more healthy than that in most Western countries, despite the march of WcDonalds and Kentucky Fried Christmas, and while I can't confirm it I also think Asian women take better care of their skins. There may also be a psycho-somatic element in that Japanese women are a lot more demure as opposed to Western women who constantly shout about the patriarchy and get fussy over "rape culture". A lot of (unwarranted) stress can take its toll on your looks.
Asian women are fucking magical, but if you compare American women to Mediterranean Europeans, you'll see that the latter tend to age better than the former. That's because Mediterranean Europe shares a lot of elements with Japan: a healthy traditional diet (fish, nuts, vegetables, red wine) and a more relaxed lifestyle.
Hell, I remember looking at a website with tips for French expats ot America. I distinctly remember a section warning you to be careful with your jokes, because what is just considered a lewd joke in France can be grounds for a sexuall harrassment lawsuit in America.
>>135181454
On the desktop version of thes ite which you can access on your phone as well and you can reverse image search on your phone by going directly to google too but it's obvious that you're a tech illiterate faget
>>135181426
>nice
>prostitute
So her vaginal hymen has been pierced, but not the hymen of her heart.
>>135165652
Taste of wine dump when
>>135181436
There's a world of difference between "not currently married" and "never been married"
>>135181454
Here you go, friend :^)
>>135181541
>and a more relaxed lifestyle.
Allow me to correct myself: I know of the salaray(wo)man phenomenon. I just mean that women from those regions are less likely to shout their asses off and pick a fight than American women due to cultural factors. You'll rarely see the same outrage about "rape culture" in those countries, despite it being almost natural in countries like America, Canada and Sweden.
>>135181541
>sexuall harrassment lawsuit in America.
That's because we're, at least the women, uptight pricks. You really cannot say shit around women these days. I avoid conversing with them like the plague.
>>135181670
That's really just normalfags in general.
>>135169121
never
>>135181225
She'sGoogle itfromfaggot
>Cake browsing cake thread.
>>135181541
That doesn't explain the slowed aging in blacks though. Their diets are fucking atrocious yet they age extremely well.
>>135180598
FINDUSU A WEI
>>135177962
Wait there is an idol master for cakes? Be right back.
>>135180665
>Perhaps miracles still exist.
Last month I met a 55 year old Korean woman at a dinner with some extended family. She looked 28 with no cosmetic work and was a super smartass. Hair had grey streaks in it like Tsubasa Tiger.
She flirted with me all night but it was joking because I couldn't convince her I was into older women. So hold out hope anon, I'm sure a woman like this exists who wants feel like a high school girl again.
>>135180598
Fund it.
>>135181833
>korean
>with no cosmetic work
I'll believe it when I see it. She was probably wearing the face of a woman half her age.
The only problem I have with this movie is that the cake is voiced by Hana Kana, who sounds like a 12 year old, even with her speaking voice.
>>135180598
>kek-ai
>>135181898
I'm certain she was natural. She'd lived in the US since she was a child, had a really squinty Asian moon face, and her hands had zero wrinkles.
But funny you should mention that. She brought a friend along who was a singer who looking like a fucking porcelain doll. It was kind of creepy.
>>135182002
>Not watching the English dub
>Not watching the French dub
>Not watching it in all three languages
The English dub is bretty gud. I like the French one too, but Takao sounds a bit too old in it IMO.
>>135182065
>watching the English dub
>Que?
>watching foreign language dubs instead of the original
Why even?
Why does all good art milf hentai shit have NTR in it, I just want just happy milf/cakes without NTR
>>135180598Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>135182167
>Why even?
For the sake of comparison?
For the sake of novelty, because it's more interesting than just rewatching the same thing?
Am I the only one who enjoys watching something in multiple languages? While neither dub lives up to the original, both are pretty fucking decent.
Lewd Cakes > Pure Cakes
>>135181065
>at the age where friends are becoming cakes
>they are starting to spite the married girls and not invite them to things
Late 20's is a scary age.
>>135182190
Because usually the appeal is in a wife engaging in infidelity or being 'stolen' from their husband and family by a younger guy/some shady thugs. Wife-stealing is the oldest and most fundamental form of NTR fetishism.
We as cakefags just have to come to terms with the fact that next to nobody actually makes porn aimed at us, and settle for shitty oedipal incest or wife-stealing NTR, which is what 99% of cake porn is.
Anon...
>>135182314
I hate NTR with a passion and can't even fap to it
>>135182492
There's too much ro between your eyes lady
>>135182167
>Why even?
For the sake of comparison?
For the sake of novelty, because it's more interesting than just rewatching the same thing?
Am I the only one who enjoys watching something in multiple languages? While neither dub lives up to the original, both are pretty fucking decent.
>>135182527
*room
>>135182492
>>135182492
I want to hold her hand and give her a soft kiss on the lips.
>>135182527
Let your mother handle this!
>>135182492
>tfw no sensei route
>>135182604
Nigga get the fuck out with this incest shut
>>135182718
*shit
I'm fucking done too much caffeine is fucking up my grammar
>>135182718
Here's a challenge for you:
Find some cake lewds that aren't
Solo
Incest
NTR
Go ahead, I can wait.
>>135182833
Your powerlevel is low as fuck.
>>135182909
>no image
I guess that makes two of us
>>135179169
What else do Japanese high school kids learn in school?
Keep laying that cake list.
>>135182718
I'm not into incest either, but somehow there's a strange appeal to dating an older lady and having her insist you call her mommy in the bedroom.
>>135181756
SCOUSE
C
O
U
S
E
Reading stories about cakes to stay warm.
>>135170499
>go for a happy ending
In what world is an open bullshit "maybe they'll get together in the future" a good ending?
>>135183002
Revy is quite literally a psychopath, and judging by the rest of her behavior probably a massive whore to boot.
I'd much rather a Balalaika. She's about as insane, but her insanity seems more rational, if that makes any sense.Then again, dating her always has the risk of waking up in a coffin six feet underground after you implied that her favorite dress makes her ass look fat
>>135180665
>This nigga telling the cake he hates her
GOD DAMN WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING.
>>135182718
It's not incest. She's not his mother. You need to chill out African.
>browsing panda
>decent art, good looking milf on the cover
>open it up
>male: shotacon
Fucking dropped.
Every goddamned time with this shit. Who unironically likes that garbage?
>>135183462
/ss/ is probably my second favorite genre
I remember there was a manga about a cake who rode the buss only to see the people checking her out in the refection of the window... for the love of fuck, I can't remember the title.
The feel when a cake tells you to go away, she doesn't like you.
>>135183508
Game Over.
>>135183538
>not raping her to mindbreak
>>135183567
Have a wonderful nativity, anon.
>>135183567
It really will be if I can't find the name of this manga!
>>135174257
Source? Artist name?
>>135183462
>decent but suspicious art, good looking milf on the cover
>open it up
>female:cheating, netorare, blackmail, mindbreak, gangbang. etc....
This happens way to often than it should
>>135183715
You're hilarious, anon.
>>135183883
Just empathizing with you makes me mad.
>>135183947
>>135183883
I also empathize and now im mad
>>135180598
AOTY confirmed.
http://strawpoll.me/5952116/r
![maya.mp4_snapshot_12.55_[2015.10.28_23.58.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o0mf6tX.jpg "maya.mp4 snapshot 12.55 [2015.10.28 23.58.46]")
Why does kissing a cake feel like?
>>135184527
Odd, they tend to be very attached afterwards.
I have like 5 letters from her.
>>135180598
Finds a way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
>>135184527
Probably pretty much the same as kissing any other girl. Not that I would know that either.
>>135184614
>not that I would know
Just fuck my shit up mate
>>135184590
What's that footage actually from?
>>135184858
22 wallpapers per second.
>>135167702
Sauce please
>>135185329
If google doesn't give you results, save it and post a thread on /wsr/.
The entire rest of the internet exists to serve your every whim anon. That's not our job.
>>135166140
I didn't really like the music for that scene.
In my opinion, some piano music would have conveyed more emotion.
>>135166100
Sadness surrounds me
>>135184858
Keit-Ai.
>>135165652
Do cakkes actually exist in this reality or are they just some far off fantasy dreamed up by individuals during the cold Christmas nights alone?
>>135186022
Do yanderes actually exist in this reality or are they just some far off fantasy dreamed up by individuals during the cold Christmas nights alone?
>>135186076
Do mods actually exist in this reality or are they just some far off fantasy dreamed up by individuals during the cold Christmas nights alone?
>>135186022
Generally if a girl makes it to 26 without being spoiled then there is a very good reason for that.
Good women will generally find husbands easily
Of course all waifus are pretty much just abstractions and about 90% of waifus would be unbearable IRL
>>135186022
Yeah but the 25 age ceiling thing is probably obsolete.
>>135186022
Yes they exist but they're still 3DPD so not really any better than regular shitty girls
>>135186022
>women makes it to ages 25-30 without having any evidence of a stable relationship
She is either crazy, has trust issues, was seen as undesirable in her youth and/or probably just gave up in trying to find someone. Still its not right to say that people like this don't exist entirely they just don't really make themselves known, whether its from shame, societal and peer pressure or any other reason.
>>135177962
>idol cakes
Holy shit, how is this possible and how could I have missed this???
>>135177962
Best girl
I like the archetype of christmas cakes, but it kinda sucks that they are always titty monsters.
It'd be nice to have some B or C cup christmas cakes every now and then
>>135183262
In Shinkai's world apparently,aside from the uplifting ending, he explicitly says in the commentaries that they do end up with each other.
>>135186713
C cup best cup
>>135183262
>>135186923
Is student/teacher relations still a frowned upon subject or has it been laxed over the years? Because that would have been their biggest problem if they chose to be together.
>>135183262
It worked for Hyouka, and Koe no Katachi apparently.
>>135186713
>A cup cakke
>she has an inferiority complex about her small chest
>>135186476
>and/or probably just gave up in trying
>Implying women ever have to try
HA! Even landwhales have about five potential suitors at any given moment. A 3DPD woman who manages to stay single for that long is either celibate or coocoo for cocoa puffs.
>>135186476
I read this quite recently.... good stuff.
A moment of silence for all the lonely cakes.
>>135182205Threadly reminder that no one gives a shit.Fuck you.________________________
>>135187932
stupid roasties, serves them right
>>135188034
Sawa-chan is no roastie.
>>135188034
>roasties
Why are you still here? Why so salty?
>>135187061
Can't say for 3DPD but 2D has been quite lax about it methinks. Then again, 2D has always been kind of lax over a lot of things.
>>135188268
>Why so salty?
He still doesn't understand that 3D isn't 2D.
>>135177962
This is just a dream, r-right!?
>>135187932
>sawachan's alone again.jpg
>alone again
>again
Why is the world so cruel?
>>135186713
I don't mind them, but yeah a little bit of variety in cup size is always a plus for me.
>>135181391
Well, that sure as hell turned me into diamonds. I honestly didn't know what to expect.
>>135186606
If you love some old bitches then CakkeM@ster might be just what you have been looking for. Go nuts
>>135179169
S C I E N C E T E A C H E R
S
C
I
E
N
C
E
T
E
A
C
H
E
R
>>135187020
>it melts in your mouth AND in your hands
>>135176082
TV Dinner for Two
Posting relevance.
>>135189178
Who are the two on the left
>>135189178
We can always use more of her
>>135189235
>Misaka will grow up to be this
>>135189235
>>135189293
The best thing in the world must be dating a girl who has a total MILF for a mother, if only because it proves she'll age well.
>>135189360
>dating a girl
>ditch her and start dating her mom instead
>>135189004
>all these older women
HHNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>135189360
>Implying Misaka isn't just a clone of her "mother" who is a pure cake
>>135189235
>>135189668
>Draw the same character twice
>Give one a slightly longer nose
Original character do not steal
>>135189235
Goddamn why is she so much hotter?
>>135189360
>dating the daughter
>not going after her clearly superior mother instead
>>135167702
I just started reading this and this entire segment was great.
>>135179169
>cake harem anime
Some day this has to happen, there's just so much untapped potential with the concept.
I know her smug monologues and fashion sense tend prove to be divisive for fans of the series, but I can't help but find Gaen to be such a qt Christmas cake.
>>135186022
>>135186134
Most of the women I've had the displeasure of meeting that were over 25 and still single were just undesirable. Having two or three kids from different fathers, being VERY overweight, being outright mean, scornful and wicked, using their teens and early twenties as 'party drink yourself retarded' time etc. Didn't know that alcohol could make a woman age that fast. Twenty seven and your looks are long gone.
>>135191713
I-I'm not nervous.... I think
>>135192043
Whatever you say old hag.
>>135192499
>old hag
>calling her an old hag while posting pic-related
I want to hate you but daaaaaaaaaaamn
>>135192788
OLD HAG
>>135192635
>mfw I don't notice what's new from the thumbnail
>click, scroll down and sees it
That tongue~
>>135191821
What is it with westerners and their awful state of woman? There are literally fourteen 25+ woman in my tax class and every single one of them is nice and pleasant woman. One of them is even an actual carbon copy of childish adult you see in anime.
My only complaint is that I have to watch my language. They don't like to hear swearing and blasphemy, but I guess it's the case for many adults out there.
>>135192948
>"If you'll be obedient, then I won't step on you"Please step on me.
>>135193154
What nationalities are they? That usually plays part into how they act.
>>135193154
>My only complaint is that I have to watch my language. They don't like to hear swearing and blasphemy, but I guess it's the case for many adults out there.
Sounds easy enough. Nothing wrong with being civil when the time calls for it.
>>135192948
10x better then Aki
>>135193154
>What is it with westerners and their awful state of woman?
To put it bluntly, we've given them free reign to act and do as they please without any chance for consequence. Yes, most of them believe 'I have a vagina, I make the rules' train of thought. They think they can do whatever they want and get away with it.
>>135165652
Man, I can't count how many times I've watched this movie.
>Knock on door
>This is on the other side
What do?
>>135183306
Come on. Dude's 16 and his heart was broken and he was confused and angry at everything (including himself).
Can't hold him accountable for what he said, plus it ended up just fine.
>>135193265
This acting like some wannabe hard cunt will only further lower your social standing. There is a time and place for swearing, crude humor and general banter.
>>135193450
>Don't look Don't look Don't look Don't look Don't look Don't look Don't look Don't look Don't look Fuuuuuck I looked
>>135165652
>That ending
So unsatisfying. Why do the Japs always leave shit ambiguous as fuck and don't resolve their plots.
>>135193450
Burn that moment in my memory and then proceed to do what I was going to do.
>>135193542
accurate
>>135169518
>>135169468
Are there really lonely christmas cakes in /a/?
>>135193796
Eh. Still unsatisfying but at least it gives me a warm feeling in my heart.
>>135193993
>implying there are old women on /a/
Don't get your hopes up anon becausethey are probably old traps instead
>>135186476
I know 3 of those. All of them wanted something with me but I could smell the craziness and landwhale stink from a mile away so I ran.
>>135193349
Maybe is she wasn't so thirsty for male attention and cock. Being desperate is funny.
>>135193542
>Ara Ara Anon, it must be cold out there, you're shaking!
>Cum inside and warm up!
>>135171697
>>135171862
Just finished this, it was kinda eh. The first chapter was great though.
>>135193450
Give her the newpaper the paper guy keeps chucking in my yard. It's hers dipshit.
>>135187396
>Even landwhales have about five potential suitors at any given moment.
You go to r9k too much if you actually think that's true.
>>135190978
Gaen probably isn't a virgin though. And even if she was, it has nothing to do with her powers since she was clearly capable back in college.
That image is completely shit, don't post it again.I know you probably screencapped your own post you faggot
Ara ara~, back again Anon? What hurts this time? Fufu I'm beginning to think you just enjoy my company!
>>135194706
Wait, there's more than the first chapter? I thought it was a one-shot.
I guess I'll just imagine it was a one shot if it gets bad.
>>135193224
Same nationality as me. Some SEA shithole.
>>135195036
Doesn't get bad really, there's a happy ending and everything, the rest just doesn't have the same feel as the first chapter.
>>135166805
She'll be wearing this under her clothes on graduation day
>>135166100
Welp, this bottle of Jack isn't going to finish itself...
>Sexy confident older lady
Oh man this is my shit right her-
>The show goes out of its way to mention that she's a virgin for no good reason
And ruined.
>>135195020
Paizuri
If you you got together with and older lady, wouldn't your relationship go like Ressentiment?
>>135194530
>Cum inside and warm up!
>>135195103
I bet on days she wears sexy underwear when she walks by 8man she bends over and shows the top of her panties.
>>135195005I admit it's not actually mine, I just found it posted elsewhere
>No tired hard working OL christmas cake to welcome home
>Give her a warm dinner with a beer and a ear while she airs out her fustrations
>Then the two of you snuggle up on the couch under a blanket and watch her favorite J-Drama
>Every once in a while you tease her a bit by rubbing your hand up her nylon covered legs or giving her chest a passing caress
>You cant help but love seeing her squirm and get flustered
>Despite this she snuggles closer
>After a few hours she eventually gets tired and gets ready for bed
>After a quick bath and change you both hop in bed
>You spoon her like a shield protecting her from her internal troubles
>A kiss in her forhead relaxes her as she loses the battle agianst sleepiness
>Before drifting off she lets out a low auidiable thank you
>You hug her a little closer as your eyelids begins to fall
>>135183851
Use Google. Horibe Hiderou
>>135195728
>I would be such a good boyfriend if a woman accepted me ;_;
>>135196662
Good shitpost.
>>135195634
she certainly doesn't pass up a chance to show him things
>>135196696
>I'm not like the other guys, I would actually listen to you and be the best boyfriend possible, if only you noticed me
>>135196662
Don't be a grinch.
>one of the character in universe actually addressed the possibility of MC dating her
>it was all for nothing because she is in a gay show
>>135197320
sorry
>>135197141
Even better shitpost. Your feigned stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
>>135180843
I'm hitting 29 a little after the New Year and had to go get my ID to buy my boyfriend some drinks to share while we open presents.
Too bad soon he will be old enough to just buy it himself, I'll miss that.
It's really mostly about taking care of yourself.
You should basically look about the same 20-40 in the face unless you don't eat right or skip exercise.
>>135181756
p-pics?
>>135197634
>I'm hitting 29 a little after the New Year
>Too bad soon he will be old enough to just buy it himself, I'll miss that.
>boyfriend not old enough and needs cake girlfriend to buy for him
That's... pretty kinky.
>>135172478
>>autistic brother
You're on an imageboard for pedophiles on Christmas eve night, discussing Cambodian temple carvings about lonely older women who don't exist, and he's the autistic one?
>tfw I want a relationship with a keiki but I can't find one..
>>135166100
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>135198063
>pedophiles
>talking about older women
Something's amiss here...
>>135181816
their facial skin may not wrinkle as quickly but those with atrocious diet will have plenty of other issues, their age-related health problems are more severe and lifespan shorter. Atrocious diets are killers
>>135180790
http://exhentai.org/g/379814/ceebbd721c/
say no more
>>135195163
She's just shy.
>>135166100
>>she will never say i love you back
tbf, she didn't say "I love you" back in Garden of Words either.
>>135166730
>Artist's comments:
>"Watching a lady returning home from work while being troubled by people feeling each other up in her presence is a job I'd like to do."
Sigh.
Relevant xkcd.
https://xkcd.com/374/
>>135198473
This one and Mina no Off Kai makes my dick diamonds.
>>135198045
I actually feel kind of bad sometimes, since from the start I worry about when my age starts showing.
I'm a chef and he started as a dishwasher that I trained.
I used to give him rides home now and then even.
I always jokingly flirt with the guys at work but they rarely do anything serious on it.
Worked his way up to helping me on the line, but I kind of feel like he should be doing something else with his youth.
I've let it go on for quite a while now for something I don't think there is a future in deep down.
>>135198730
>"you saved me" and sobbing in his arms not being equivalent
I think we all know what she meant. Plus there's the whole letter thing where she might as well have said she was waiting for him.
>>135183262
>In what world is an open bullshit "maybe they'll get together in the future" a good ending?Real life.
>>135189178
Go watch "Happy Lesson."
>>135198801
>Reading xkcd
>>>/r9k/
>>135198921
lol, she used him as an emotional cruch, and then bailed out once she was feeling better and found a new job where she won't be bullied by delinquents.
She sent a letter to him because that was the polite thing to do.
>>135199099
Sorry you'll never be as smart as me.
>>135199150
>she used him as an emotional cruch
She did but that was the whole point of the resolution at the end where she opens up to him about he genuine feelings.
>sent a letter to him
If you actually bothered to read the letter, it's explicitly written that she's been sending him letters and plans to keep writing back to him. Shinkai practically confirms in his commentaries that it's meant to show that they're planning to get together after the boy finishes his studies.
>>135198902
do you resemble any of the cakes in this thread in the slighest
>>135198988
Happy Lesson got all the archtype right. Too bad the plot was fucking shit.
>>135199307
No, I am 3DPD.
I've just liked younger man/older woman stuff even when I was young, and still watch too much anime like a kid.
>>135199307
silly anon real girls don't post on /a/ and if they did they wouldn't go out of their way in describing their manly features to you.
>>135199492
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't act like you don't want tomarry five of your Christmas cake teachers.
>>135199557
Anon, I love dem teachers but that anime is really painful to watch.I only want Yayoi and Gym Teacher.You can keep the rest
>>135199514
you never know when it will be one of the crazies
>>135183190
>>135197911
You wouldn't be interested in some old woman like me Anon.
I would marry a cake, otherwise I will be a wizard in few years
>>135200025
You would be surprised
>as I get closer to wizardhood (under two months out now) I seriously start to consider mailordering a bride from eastern europe
>have serveral friends and acquaintances who did so and couldn't be happier
>mfw
Why are western 3DPD so disgusting?
>>135199494
>>135198902
>I'm a chef and he started as a dishwasher that I trained.
>I used to give him rides home now and then even.
>I always jokingly flirt with the guys at work but they rarely do anything serious on it.
This sounds too good to be true and if it is, hot damn you're a naughty one. I don't suppose you've done any "personal" training on the side for him either.
>still watch too much anime like a kid.
This is /a/ you're not getting lynched for that. If anything that's a huge plus.
>>135200282
>Why are western 3DPD so disgusting?
schlomo.jpg
![5667d495790f0_5667cc66a89d7_1073081565[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GIDBMmI.jpg "5667d495790f0 5667cc66a89d7 1073081565[1]")
I'm two years away from becoming a cake. I know it's inevitable because I'm a fat loser hikki who sits in her room all day playing vidya and watching chinese cartoons.
>>135200311
Are you trying to pick her up or something anon?
>>135200377
I'm sorry anon. At least you'll always have us.
>>135181833
Fuck her right in the pussy, Korean dogs are 2.75D
>>135200311
Anon please.
>>135200377
At least you get a cool name like cake. I won't get anything until I turn 30
>>135200377
>Don't hit on me silly boys
I actually did date a recovered shutin girl from /a/ and even think you should keep that blog under wraps.
>>135181065
Mine too. Except she's hot and I've been in a sexual relationship with her as of this year. She is pretty much pic related.
>>135200561
Forgot pic
>>135200025
>>135200155
Well it's a cake thread after all.
>>135200531
Wizard sounds a bit cooler than cake, though
>>135200679
One's sweet and delicious and monosyllabic. The other is something nerds in their basement roleplay as.
I think cake sounds better, personally.
>>135200282
Do not falter brother! Wizardhood is only bestowed upon those with steel wills and ironblooded hearts! Do not stray from the path!One year left for me. It sucks knowing that I COULD easily get a lady but prefer my own company and doing my own thing.
Shit, this thread made me realize I forget the name of a short h-manga. Used to be really popular on /a/. It's the one where it starts out as immouto rape and ends as consenual older-woman incest.
Someone must know what I was talking about.
>>135200405
>>135200530
What? I just said it sounded too good to be true.
>>135200311
We live together now but I did not do anything past the occasional dirty joke until he was 17 which is legal in this state.
I can do a lot of teasing and flirting but in the end you even want a younger man to be bold and take a step himself.
>>135200377
It's as easy as just not stuffing your face, I was a fat ass from highschool until 21 when I just cut down to 1200-1500 calories a day and started with just come body weight exercises.
It's hard at first but being a fat ass is the worst feeling in the world and you only really appreciate how horrible it feels once you stop being one.
>>135200282
Don't do it. If you're forgive the blog, I bailed with a couple years left on my wizardry and I'm so glad I had a real relationship and not a hooker or mail order bride. Plus most of the time those women leave you and take your money after they get a green card.
>>135200897
How the fuck does knowing you have the option suck?
>>135200897
>>135201147
oh, I fully intend to claim my rightful powers at the proper time
I'm just starting to think about the future and shit nowdon't really want to die alone and unloved, which is really starting to fire off the "reproduce" imperative as I get ready to hit 30
>>135201147
see, I've heard the horror stories too but literally everyone I know who's gone that route is perfectly happy and doing very well
>>135201292
I guess because I don't act on it? I'm good with jokes and making others laugh but I really just enjoy my company and doing my own thing. I'm a homebody.
>>135201430
>I'm upset because I can do something I don't want to do
Humans are weird I guess
>>135201140
>I did not do anything past the occasional dirty joke until he was 17 which is legal in this state.
Oh dear, well then...
>>135201074imouto calendar, it's a part of a series
>>135174641
Oh god Precia and her superior genes. I can't wait to see Fate at 50.
>>135201708
No, that's not it. This one opens up with the girl talking about safety and boundaries. I'd mention the ending but that would spoil it.
The art isn't great and it's from around 2009. I used to dump this all the time so someone's gotta remember.
>>135186476
>was seen as undesirable in her youth
Can confirm this as a possibility. Just two years ago I looked like I could be my own ugly sister.
>>135202028c-cheshire?
>>135202028
I need to get off my fat and ever-expanding ass and fix myself. Motivate me.
>>135179169
Different character archetypes but the concept is the same.
>>135202467
Weight loss IS definitely the biggest factor, but I wasn't actually overweight to begin with. What happened was I lost the baby fat in my face and I guess I 'grew' into it as well.
Just start by eating smaller portions anon, that's always the first step.
>>135202727
Cheers. At least the first step is a step. The rest of the marathon will be mine.
>>135201600
I reckon. 2D has also shot my standards all to shit.
>>135201140
>I've let it go on for quite a while now for something I don't think there is a future in deep down.
>We live together now
Now now, don't ruin his hopes and dreams.
>>135201140
>older one
>giving him rides home
>live together now
>don't think it has a future
>flirt with other guys at work 'jokingly'
>teasing and flirting
>you even want a younger man to be bold and take a step himself.
In my eyes you're just leading him on. Might want to prepare to crush his soul then. If you haven't taken it yet, he should be prepared for the path to wizardry.
>>13519399329 and the only guy interested in me in the last oh, 10 years was my 58 year old First Aid instructor who wanted a side chick for the days/weeks his wife was mad at himGuys my age are either already married or manchild status looking for one night stands or teenage girls to fuck.Younger guys get intimidated that I'm older than them and feel emasculated by my independent attitude.Older guys tend to be like the aforementioned and only want to dip into some forbidden fruit.
>>135197634
>got a younger boy to ID for
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl, pic related
>>135203529
Prove it.
>>135203589
Actually, please don't 3D 'proof' could only do harm.
>>135203702
Yeah, nevermind.
>>135203529
>29 with independent attitude
>literally much older than me
>still yearning for committed younger guysmuh dick
>page 10
Where is the new cakebread?Was this pun cake-worthy?
>>135203993
No. Sober up and try again.
>>135203951I need a young committed fuccboi to do my cooking and cleaning while I take care of everything else
>>135204020
>sober up
You mean get drunker, right?
Kaede is always drunk.
>>135203529
>manchild status
>intimidated by my independent attitude
You sound like quite the catch.
>>135203303
I make dirty jokes but don't really hit on other guys while in a relationship.
I've never cheated in a relationship.
It's just been almost 4 years and still just in the routine, so can't help but feel like it will end at some point when he starts to notice me getting older a decade before him.
>>135204049
And there's no lineup? What the hell?
OP here. Well it was a nice Christmas thread while it lasted. Have a merry one and be sure to cherish your Christmas Cake.
>>135203993
We don't need another one. This isn't a general and this has detailed anyway
>>135204049
>committed
>fuccboi
I'm pretty sure those words can't be used together
>>135204049Same anon as before, and honest to god I would actually want this for myself.
>>135204103
>routine
So nothing's happened? Rid yourself of the old 'guy MUST make the first move' banter. It's old. Do something with him. If you really feel it has no future then end it. Tell him why.
>>135204164
Most men irl wouldn't want to admit they'd like to be kept by a woman.
/r/ COLORS by FLOW aka CG OP
>>135204273
C'mon, anon, this isn't /adv/. Shooting the shit is one thing, but 3dpd relationship advice is beyond your pedigree. Take it elsewhere if you just need to say it.
>>135204049
>independent attitude
>wants young guy to cook and clean for her
Do what now?
>>135204343
Independent and irresponsible are basically the same thing, anon.
>>135204343
>independent attitude
Meaning she earns the money while guy becomes an eventual house husband.Again, I would honestly love for this to happen to me.
>>135204337
I am a rabbit.
>all this lovely 2D Christmas Cakes in this thread
>there are literally 3D Christmas Cakes in this thread right now
What a time to be alive
>>135204465
Having a house husband would imply she's hooked a pretty damn good career. I mean, in all honesty, there's not many careers so damn good that they demand your partner dedicated themselves full-time to supporting you sop that you can be focused exclusively on your work and the money it brings in.
If someone's bagged that sort of career, it's actually pretty damn impressive.
Is this /soc/?
>>135204709
no, this is a cake and wizard thread
>>135204663
Yeah, why would anyone lie on the internet?
There are literal soccermoms on /adv/ and /soc/, though.
>>135204709
Obviously prefer my 2D Christmas Cake but yeah, this always tends to happen when you literally have people fantasizing the concept while actual cakes are chiming in.
>>135204709
I don't know why I bother with these threads. They ALWAYS derail
>>135204836
Forgot to add:
>actual cakes are chiming in.
If the cakes are to be believed anyway...
>>135204836
It's easy to forget there's a 3d person attached to a post when you spend to long in a world of cute 2d characters. Sometimes an anon loses perspective and needs a grim reminder of the other side.
>>135204343
I can cook and clean but I don't enjoy it.I get sopping wet watching a guy do it for me though.I don't like it when guys try to pay for me. I usually like to make my own way, like when I fix my own things or buy my own stuff. Guys seem to dislike it when I don't give them the opportunity to have ownership over me with their money. Hate it. Feels like some sort of prostitution. I really don't mind paying for a guy if he's caring for me at home.
>>135204664Assistant store manager and pharmacy tech in training. I've lost male FRIENDS over me making more money than them. Not that I'm making millions or anything but I'm not doing bad for someone who had a late start in life after 5 glorious NEET years.
They are cakes for a reason. You do not want to be in a relationship with one.
>>135204920
Well I won't lie, I found some new material in this thread alone. I've been pretty active in past cake/milf/OL threads, and I thought this one wasn't so bad.
>>135205007
>Assistant store manager and pharmacy tech in training. I've lost male FRIENDS over me making more money than them. Not that I'm making millions or anything but I'm not doing bad for someone who had a late start in life after 5 glorious NEET years.
Woah, I did the same thing. Great job.
>>135205063
This thread was pretty good after the /r9k/ guy left and before the bloggers showed up.
>>135204664
>If someone's bagged that sort of career, it's actually pretty damn impressive.
It's really that hard? I can marry and whoever I get married to never has to work for the family to be completely supported.
>>135205007
At this point you're just begging for attention. I have to ask: are you actually looking to hook up with some random /a/non in a cake fetish thread? Do you think a random anonymous weeaboo will not waver in the face of the naked truth of the fantasy they've toyed with since they were children and actually commit to a relationship where they work hard and contribute to your happiness with reciprocity in turn?
I mean really. Lets be real here: if that is what you're doing, you're really silly; and, if all you want is attention, then you've crossed from silly to pathetic.
>>135205076
Did you? Great job to you as well, Anon! Leaving NEETdom isn't an easy transition.
>>135205007
You sound pretty commanding.I-I'm getting hard just reading this.
>>135205283
I'm just unwinding after work and waiting for the red bull to wear off.Did you want to give me your email or something, Anon?
3D cakes are disgusting.
>>135205283
Don't be so negative, I know there are lots of almost wizards looking to create a family (me included). What would be better than cake with same hobbies?
OP here, I know Christmas Cakes tend to be a touchy topic, but let's keep the RL frustrations elsewhere. At the same time, don't be mean to 3D cakes please, that's just mean.
Again, don't forget to cherish you cake this time of the year!
>>135192504
This makes me wonder: Are porn artists able to masturbate to their own creations? I'd love to be able to draw whatever my heart desires.
>>135205195
There's a difference -a very important distinction- between not having to work, and being willing to dedicate yourself to a domestic life to support a partner that works for you.
I can't speak or generalize for women, though I've definitely known many to choose the domestic married life, but society seems to discourage that sort of life fore men and it'd certainly seem to be a loss of something.
Fuck off to /soc/ with your 3d bullshit.
Post cute cakes.
>>135205528
3D discussion doesn't fucking belong here period positive or negative. They're both shit, also stop announcing yourself as OP as if it matters
>>135205588
Welcome to the path of enlightenment.
>>135205107
True that actually.
>>135205393
You're damn right[email protected]
I've made a mistake by posting this. You're welcome to respond in kind, or not.
>>135205746
Hey I was actually looking for that gif earlier. Thanks shitposter
>>135205912
You're welcome, fellow shitposter.
>>135205393
>Red Bull
Dropped.
>>135206244
They still make redbull?
>>135205393
>Redbull
You sicken me whore
>>135206331
Pretty sure. There's a dozen imitators nowadays but the original is still around. It's basically coffee for people with a sweet tooth and no tim horton's.
>>135205892
desperate much?
>>135206554
The kind you only see on page 10 and christmas eve, anon.
>>135205393
Why don't you give us yours instead, if you like not being the one to make the first move.
>>135174890
NFFFF
>>135202993
>dem earrings
Nice.
![fc5a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aDv5dnS.jpg "fc5a[1]")
