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I've just finished Jojo Part 6 and what the fuck is wrong
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I've just finished Jojo Part 6 and what the fuck is wrong with this guy? He has to be one of the most batshit insane villains ever made.

Nearly everything he says doesn't make sense, his insane obsessive ramblings over the same thing over and over again make him look like an autist, to the point that he's almost a comical character.
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>>135100035
Deeply traumatized by his sister's death he bought into DIO's crazy philosophy of fate. It's really not that surprising, he was personally responsible for his life going down the shitter in the most unpredictable way possible, now he's obsessed with knowing the future so that never happens again, to anyone. He was basically screwed over by fate, which is a running theme among JoJo antagonists.
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>>135100035
Had a shit surprise, so he wants the whole world to know their destiny beforehand so they can't have shit surprises like him. He believes his actions are supported by "fate" but at the end of the day he just gets screwed up.
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This is the official JoJo thread now.
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http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
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>There's an AU where DIO reached Heaven
Who knows what other crazy shit might be in other universes? There might be a universe where Shigechi and Petshop fight Italian Vampire serial killers in 1999. Or one where Weather and Kira fight in World War 2 against dinosaurs and Joshu. Literally everything has happened in an alternate universe.
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>>135103342

>Germany won World War 2
>an acclaimed war hero, Stroheim went lived to a ripe old age of 97 and passed away peacefully surrounded by friends and family.
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>>135103172
Just when i thought King Nothing couldn't get more kawaii
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Thats not Norisuke, that's the stand who's user that is fucking his daughter
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>>135103172
Vitamin C looks like a Jester. I wonder if this means anything.
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>pic related
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Jojolion translations when?
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>>135103342
>The AU where Kira loses control of Bites the Dust and gets locked into a timeloop for all eternity, indulging in his sick fantasies to the point of boredem, curing him of his murderous tendencies.
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>>135104356
He's the true king's entertainer.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZP_z2PxCw
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>>135104356
>The yellow jester does not play (In the court of the Crimson King)
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Early Koichi was fucking awful
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>>135100035
one of the best jojo villains
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>>135100035
Wasn1t his ultimate plan was to revive DIO banish the Joestars from existence? Or some shit, he really was hard to follow.
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>>135100035
Gay Priest just wanted people to know before they fuck their little sisters.

You gotta love how he carried the weight of reaching 「Heaven」on his own shoulders.
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>>135105258
Is the court the Higashikata family? Who's the Crimson King?
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>>135105460
His and DIO's endgame was to create a universe where everyone knows their fate
Removing Joestar was just a bonus
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So what do you think Karera's deal is and why was she allied with Kira and Josefumi? Will she ultimately be a friend or foe?
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>>135105460
The Dio's plant jesus was just a tool he used to achieve his goal of universal foreseeing. He also wanted to kill the joestars because they killed his fuccboi Dio,but that wasn't his main objective.
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>>135105713

She goes where the money is
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All this talk about gay priest...is he even in thus thread yet?
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>>135105713
>That luscious hair
>The light shines off her
>Karera
AU Kars who happens to have the benefit of being a qt girl. She'll probably be an ally.
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>>135105713
reincarnation of shigechi
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>>135105258
>But gently pulls the strings
>And smiles as the puppets dance
>In the court of the crimson king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GSjZro7FH0
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>>135103342
>There's an AU where Ceasar survived instead if Joseph
>An AU where Johnathan became a vampire instead of DIO
>An AU where Sherry had a stand and wandered the world, looking for her brother's killer
>An AU where N'Doul is part of the Stardust Crusaders, and Marauh and Hol Horse are a pair of wisecracking bounty hunters with tons of unresolved sexual tension
>An AU where Kira has an ordinary life
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>>135100035

I don't know, honestly. I love JoJo, it's probably my favourite manga, but Pucci's plan never made even an inch of sense. And when he explained his obsession with prime numbers ("they're solitary numbers, just like me") it was hilarious.

I still like Part 6, but not even Gainax could have written something so convoluted and insane.
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>>135105965
>>An AU where Sherry had a stand and wandered the world, looking for her brother's killer
In this world Polnareff gets raped?
Asking for a friend
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>>135104982
me happy
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>>135105965
There's a doujin where Jonathan becomes a vampire instead of DIO. It's pretty good.
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>>135104982
>No ASB voice actor
>No tease about Kira

I like the diamond effect when CD appears tho.
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New phone wallpaper
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>>135106039

Well, think about it. A Stand evolves when there's a fundamental and wrenching change in yourself. (Sort of like with Echoes.) The thing is, Echoes was a Stand that was gradually evolving. Pucci's Stand changes so drastically and so severely, there's a lot of shit going on in there.

He's batshit.
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>>135106481
what's with the quality?
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Just finished part 7.
What a hero.And a real human being.
but he getting ripped out of nowhere was bullshit.How come the neighbor universe's valentines all have ripped body when only the main universe had the corpses parts?
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>>135105965
Is there an AU in which Hatano gets Josuke back?
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>>135106567
Pdf is not that good yet
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>>135106668
Because his wife was into that. She died, so he decided to get fit.
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So I understand King Crimson and GER perfectly fine.

But I'm still a little fuzzy on how Bites the Dust works exactly. It attaches to a non-Stand-user but when does it trigger and how much input does Kira actually have?

Anyone has a real simple summary?
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>>135100035
He's an autistic genius that worships a vampire.
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>>135100035
PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135100035
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Where can I find the new chapter?
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>>135106668
Reminder that Anasui was a woman first.
Iggy changed his whole body.
Hazamada was Josuke´s height.
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>>135106668
wasn't he quite fit in his flashbacks before getting the heart and becoming the president?
Maybe the alternative universe had a alternative event that made him keep his body while main universe valentine let himself go due to the heart or something,I don't fucking know,I try not to think too much of stand powers.
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>>135105814
There's also the bandanna, and the sandals she initially wears are suspiciously similar to Kars's footwear too.

What if she becomes the end baddie after fusing with someone or powering up in some other way? She might already be a rock human and this would be like a reference to ultimate being Kars.

She said some ominous things before leaving and Josuke almost instinctively hates her so who knows.
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>>135106758
>when does it trigger
When Kira's identity is revealed

>how much input does Kira actually have?
None, its automatic, like Sheer Heart Attack. When Bites the Dust is activated Kira completely cannot use Killer Queen anymore
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>>135105965
>There's an AU where Holly, Lisa Lisa, Kakyoin's parents, and Sherry go on a crusade to defeat DARIO
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Why aren't there new chapters of JoJolion?
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>>135105460
Nah, he just wanted people to have permanent deja vu so nobody got shit on by life like he did and everyone could be happy. He was cool letting Jolyne go until they follwoed him to Kennedy Space Center
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>>135106039
>half asleep but too invested / hype
>suddenly Bohemian Rhapsody

Honestly thought I had some kind of nightmare the next day.
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>>135106848
Doesn't he choose when to pull the trigger though? Why else was he trying to do that at the end? Everyone knew his identity, and BTD was planted on that passerby right?
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>>135106758
It triggers when it believes Kiras identity is revealed and it loops time so the person that bited the dust dies the same time without the loop, that can be cancelled if Kira returns him
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>>135106039
If you accept the fact that is just works, it makes sense, although it's the shittiest Heaven ever. Imagine knowing that you're going to be mugged or cheated on, but you can't do anything to prevent it because 「GRAVITY」.
The primes were kinda funny, though.
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>>135106802
>>135106904
The translation team still don't have the raws so it's very possible we won't even get this month's chapter before next year.
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>>135106039
That's the fun.
Pucci's plan makes sense to him and that's all that matters.
It's A LOT like Metal Gear Solid. Everyone wants to follow The Boss' (DIO) will, but people have their own interpretations on what that means.
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>>135107005
You mean at the ambulance? I'm honestly not sure, I'd have to go back and reread it. Maybe to plant it on the passerby he needed to pull the trigger
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>>135106668
>valentine
>a hero
Yeah,nah he was a jester.
Pulling a gun on johnny after all that values talk with the USA anthem on background.
I expected something like that from Diego "using women as shield" Brando,but not him.
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>>135107094
I'd just assumed since everyone there already knew his identity, he had to manually detonate the bomb; just a different way of triggering it under those circumstances.
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>>135105601
Just like you carry the weight of being an annoying shitposter and forcing 「Memes」 in every thread.
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>>135107072
Did the chinese govt get em?
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>>135107005
He was trying to plant Bite the Dust at the end. Since he already told that woman his identity, all he needed to do was push the button and everyone else that knew Kira's identity would die.
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>>135107369
Why didn't he push the button when Josuke overheard him yelling his name out then?
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>>135107084
That was such a dumb comparison, your brain must be wired wrong to make such a shitty connection.
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>>135107323
>「Memes」

Now that would be a fantastic stand power. The power to bring shitposts to life. What would be its name?
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>>135105630
Gappy.
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>>135107517
Never Gonna Give You Up
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>>135107517
Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I wanted to see her cutting his dick off
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>>135107411
He probably didn't have enough time and needed Killer Queen to protect him
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>>135104982
He looks like a koala
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>>135107642
She probably rapes Koichi on daily basis.
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>>135105965
>There's an AU in which Johnny never loses the ability to walk and loses the Steel Ball Run anyway
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>>135106668
>not getting /fit/ at the very idea of impregnating Lucy

Apply yourself.
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>>135104982
>there are going to be animated DUWANG subs
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>>135107411
Because BTD was in Hayato not in Josuke and Josuke had Crazy Diamond
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>>135107411
You can't put BTD in a stand user, and with Josuke right there he had to protect himself.
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I wasn't reading JoJo when SBR was being published. Was there a reaction on /a/ when Diego appeared with The World?
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Gay Priest is here now.
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>>135108058
>>135108216
You both misunderstood the question. Look at the post it was in reply to.
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Did Kakyoin's parents get the letter he sent them?
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>>135106758
This panel always confused me. Can Kira set the trigger for Bites The Dust to whatever he wants so long as it involves a non-stand user? If Bites The Dust activates automatically when Kira's identity is discovered, why does Kira tell KQ to activate it?
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>>135108431
I didn't read the thread.
Sorry.
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>>135108431
>Killer Queen's mouth
>it's not an upper lip
>it's actually an open mouth without any lips at all
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>>135108431
BTD suddenly works completely differently in that scene. Previously people only blew up if the one with BTD planted in them revealed Kira's identity to them. In this scene however no one had learned his identity through the woman and yet everyone still acts like they're all going to explode.
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>>135108431
many stand users speak with their stands even for doing mundane actions like retrieving,I guess is just the nerve wrecking situation.
About BTD trigger,I think that's really tough to say since it was a skill mostly used in a specific scenario and we don't know if it would apply to other situations with other people as triggers or even other events,like let's say someone asking if Kira got a hand kink,as detonators.
I really hope araki pulls another DIegO with part 8 and flesh out more of killer queen's abillities
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>>135108431
I love how Kira switched from being arrogant, sinister David Bowie to acting like his real self.
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has anyone here played 7th Stand User? just got the kakyoin end which is the best.
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>>135108721
>determinated
>humble
>keep his personal stuff to himself
>made a crumbling family house get back together
>likes cats
I wanna be just like Kira when I grow up
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>>135105258
>vitamin C
>yellow jester
>vitamin C comes from oranges and lemons
Like pottery. Hato's King Crimson when?
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>You will never be a Nazi in World War 2 keeping a cute Rock Vampire around so you can study him
Why live?
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>>135108984
>Cool abilities
>Bomb for a hand
>Incredibily stylish gloves and belt
>/fit/
>Charminly catty behavior
I want to be just like Killer Queen when I grow up.
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>>135103172
So is that this group?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foyAOoVagWw
What the hell, Araki.
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>>135105768
>his fuccboi

pretty sure pucci was the one taking it up the ass
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>>135109272
No, it's the Can song. Damo himself is named after Damo Suzuki from the same band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmN9oHa3ZIQ
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>>135106668
He didn't switch bodies with other valentines th,
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>>135108033
>but Gyro, she's only 15!
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>>135106831
Might happen because of the rock fruits.
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Jojolion 49 translation when
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>>135109513
Say the degenerated that get's a boner over mosquito's bites.
Does he even get a boner in the early chapters?
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Jojolion theory time! What's causing the bite marks?
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>>135108431
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A lot of people have creepy stories about seeing weird shit at night as kids. Like supposed dead relatives or just plain otherwordly shit.

Do you have one of those? I have. Ever since I got into Jojo that I like to think it was actually a stand manifesting itself subconsciously. Not seriously, of course.
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>>135108277
http://ls57tiger.freepgs.com/jojo/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4751&start=60
Well, there's this thing.
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>>135109830
It's your mom going around hungry for dick but misses every time.
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>>135107569

this, all of this
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>>135108285

gay priest i have a confession
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>>135109830
Teeth.
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>>135109942
I guess this is more of an /x/ territory but I think Araki prepositionally kept stand's description relatively vague so that it would match many descriptions of supernatural entities like demons,souls,spirits,determination itself even.
It does is quite interesting how this shows people have a 「natural tendency」 to believe in these kind of stuff in many different cultures and times.And taking in account like many stand abilities could even be confused for a capable human skill or a genetic mutation leaves something like that for interpretation.
Or I'm just going crazy,I don't know
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Do we at least get like a jumbo chapter for it being on hiatus?
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>>135110160
Gay Priest will hear you speak now.
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>>135110274
We got a Rohan chapter.
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>>135110317
Has it been translated
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>>135107603
Reminder that in-universe 4chan was murdered en masse by pastel horses while that stand was active.
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>>135110285

save my soul, for i want to jerk off narancia until he's beat red from bashfullness
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>>135110330
Yeah.

That chapter is the reason JJL was on hiatus in the first place. It's as big as a full-sized JJL chapter.
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>>135109942
I wasn't too young, but I remember in the week leading up to Michael Jacksons death I kept hearing extremely high pitched screaming at random times, the night he died I woke up from hearing an especially loud scream. I went dowmstairs and decided to watch TV and I saw on the news that he was dead. I didn't go to sleep that night and I didn't ever hear the screaming again.
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>>135109942
It sounds silly, but I feel like I've manifested some sort of Stand-like guardian, too. I've seen it before. The thing is, other people have told me they've seen it. They've described it exactly without me ever telling them what it looks like.
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>go to school Josuke, I will pay for your education
>alright
>lol I was pretending, I don't have time for that

In 10 years Joshuu will have a stable job at his father's fruit shop, be married to Yasuho and have 2 kids with her. Meanwhile Josuke will still be hoboing around with Karera stealing shit.
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>>135110425
>still no stand named moon walker with the ability to turn the user into a flying car
get to it araki
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>>135110425
Was is screams like bloody murder, or screams like HEEHEEEE?
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>>135110353

Such lustful sinnery. I'll pray heavily for your forgiveness.
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>>135110353
that is terrible.
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>>135110595
>No Space Oddity
>No Starman
They're such good names.

>>135110564
Could you elaborate on this in anyway? What does this supposed Stand do? What does it look like? What is it called?

>>135110604
Bloody murder.
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>>135110585
He really should go to school. Imagine a JoJo Part where the characters are just highschoolers.
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no jojo general so ill hijack this.


look what I found
https://youtu.be/lL6bCojG7_s


I know Araki got with gucci and in the louvre and clint eastwood and shit but Pawn Stars impressive
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>>135110585
It's Joshuu's fault he never made it to school
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>>135110564
I've never read something more bullshit.


what did you name it
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>>135109942
I've had some weird moments.
>In 8th grade I had to go from the left to the right side of the street since I walked to school
>Everybody dropped their kids off so there were a lot of cars driving up the road
Go to cross one day, half way across street I turn and saw a car headed right for me
>I instinctively closed my eyes
>I was on the other side of the street
>I looked and there wasn't a car.
>THE FUCK
>Saw a car that looked like the one I saw drive by after I crossed the road
Another time
>Walking home from school.
>Car drives past me
>I heard a voice, a deep one, say STOP
>I stop
>The Car throws a BK cup out of the window
>It lands inches away from me, where I would've been standing, it had liquid in it and spilled on the curb. Not a single drop got on me.
>They tried to hit me with the cup multiple times that year, but every time they did I would hear that STOP voice, and they'd just nearly miss. I never got a drop on me.
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>>135110815
it's at 1:09


they're full size portraits and if they're in pawn stars they must be originals
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>>135109996
>http://ls57tiger.freepgs.com/jojo/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4751&start=60
>they didnt believe it
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>>135110750
>>135110750
I'm not quite sure what it does, if anything, but I know it exists. It's got a thin, pure white body that sort of tapers off into something like a dress. Sometimes it has feet, sometimes it doesn't. It doesn't have a face and it's got long, black hair.

I call it Black Magic Woman
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>>135110564
>going full tulpa
/x/ is your one-stop shopping center for why this is a terrible or great idea.
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>>135110805
I cant imagine how would that look like, anon.
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>>135110815
>>135110930

Those aren't Araki drawings, dummy.
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>>135110923
>being so much of a nerd people tried to hit you with cups daily
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>>135111038
what are yout alking about retard they clearly fucking are. the girl on the left is wearing one of those jolyne getups and the right is the venus di milo


if you cant tell those drawings are Araki you need to delete your copy of Stardust Crusaders that you downloaded last week and go back to fucking tumblr
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>>135110805
Anybody have a screencap of the Joestar House thread?
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>>135111041
It wasn't every day. It would go months without happening. I have no idea why they did it. I actually had friends in school believe it or not.
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>>135111128
>believe it or not.
ok.
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>>135110942
As soon as I saw new Diego I knew it had to be related to D4C. I'm 3 pages down and so far no one's considered that.
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>>135110923
>>135111041
>Be driving home from BK
>Se nerd on side of the road
>Attempt to deliver my drink to him through the window at a high velocity
>As the cup leaves my hand, he stops
>I miss him
>How did he know?
>Keep trying to hit the kid
>To not throw the cup is to run away from life itself
>Continuously fail to hit him
>I go bankrupt buying sodas
Feels bad, man.
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>>135111020
Worst ship
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>>135111273
kek.
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>Jotaro and Kakyoin go to the same school
>don't have the same uniform
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porn industry really stepping its game up
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>>135110585
>Joshuu will have a stable job at his father's fruit shop
cleaning the bathrooms
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>>135109352
Just when I thought Araki couldn't get any more patrician
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>>135110923
>HEY THERE'S THE KID THAT THINKS HE HAS A STAND
>LET'S THROW CUPS AT HIM
>『SODA POP』
>THROW SODAS AT HIM
>MY SODAS TRAVEL AT 70 KM/H
>HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO EVADE THESE!
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>>135111811
Where the fuck is the flash animation
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>>135111583
kek
>600k views
This shit is edited right?
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>>135111811
>[KARMA CHAMELEON]!
>People are always throwing cups at me.
>Yarrie Yarrie Daze
>My Stand allows me to dodge anything by standing still!
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>>135111909
yep
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>>135111937
>>My Stand allows me to dodge anything by standing still!
That would be so fucking op, basically Hey Ya but combat-focused
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>>135111941
I found this at least

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5653a31722331
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>>135111937
>[KARMA CHAMELEON]
>not [HAMMER TIME]
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>>135111969
Except Hey Ya is actually useful
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>>135112177
Are you saying the ability to dodge all attacks isn't useful?
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>>135111969
>bring a considerable amount of water somewhere or break a pipe or something
>make user get swept up in the current
>ORAORAORAORAOROAROAORA them while they're moving
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>>135111969
20th century boy is already a thing though
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>>135111989
Now I need to know how the fuck did you find this.
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>>135112254
With near perfect luck you wouldn't be some loser who needs to dodge cups being thrown at him. Otherwise how often is anyone needing to dodge shit often enough for this to be useful. I mean if you were like a boxer or mma fighter or some shit maybe
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>>135112387
I was thinking in terms of JoJo. But then this guy Jolyne'd me >>135112281
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Araki should end JoJo at either part 8 or 9
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>>135103342
>There's an AU where kars ended up in mars and terraformed said planet with life...and possibly found a way to go back to earth in his search for revenge against joseph joestar...
>An AU where unexpectedly kars finds a way to go back to earth in the form of a comet and wants to kill dio for killing the man responsible for his humiliating defeat.
>An AU where the pilar man never died out and instead helped Kars to tame the sun and develop technology in such way that they are able to travel in the cosmos and left earth.
>An AU where ALL the Jojo's are genderbend and the villains develop a crush on them.
>An AU where Holy just obtained her stand harmlessly and decided to go with jotaro and friends in the stardust crusaders.
>An AU where the son of jonathan joestar, george joestar awakened a stand similar to star platinum and get in a bizarre adventure with lisa lisa.
>An AU where Holy trains in the hamon and have bizarre adventures with his crazy father around the world.
>An AU where giorno meets jolyne and both falls in love with each other while jotaro plays his role of the menacing father.
>An AU where DIO finds a way to help Holy Kujo and decides to try a different way to be in control of the world, by having control over powerful people in the politics and presidents and by the time jolyne is 16, he has practically full control over the world.
>An AU where Dio is a female and marry Jonathan with occasionally sharing with erina.
>An AU where a genderbend world exist.
>An AU where funny valentine mess up and ended up bringing ALL the Jojo's from the original timeline into the new morioh in jojolion.
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>>135112709
>Vampire Trilogy
>Stand Trilogy
>AU Trilogy
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>>135112709
Disney will buy it and make parts 10 ~ 12.
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>>135112281
>>135112454
That wouldn't quite work, since while the Stand was active the water would just miss anon as well!
You've gotta think for Jojo on this, guys. It won't be water that defeats Anon and his Karma Chameleon, it'll be air. Instead of getting water to flow across the field of battle, you'd just have to somehow generate wind, be it stand manifested like Weather Report or just a big ass fan.
In order for Anon to maintain is invincibility, he has to keep the Stand active. But as long as it's active, the air will "miss" him as it flies by.
At some point, Anon is going to have to take a breath, and the moment he deactivates Karma Chameleon in order to do so it's just a matter of a few ORAs.
Shit stand once the opponent knows what it does and what the mechanics are, which is to say that it's fairly OP unless you're fighting Giorno.
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>>135112835
This shit aint disney
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>>135111937

>[SHOT THROUGH THE HEART]
>cups begin to impact the chest, not lethal but strong enough to launch him back
>this is the power of my stand!
>whatever i throw at you, will always travel to your heart!
>after i defeat you, Lord DIO will be pleased!
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>>135112738
>There's an AU where Speed Weed scored.
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how are you guys reading part 8? i haven't read the last few months issues and they aren't on batoto anymore
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>>135113364
Easy to win, just procure your Yugioh deck that you keep on you at all times and use the [HEART OF THE CARDS] tp divert the enemy's attacks into your Dark Magician.
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>>135113397
>There's an AU where speedwagon stopped being afraid...
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>>135113500
They're there, but you might need to sign up for an account. I have the last chapter bookmarked but it still works
http://bato.to/reader#5ed3f86aca29e7b3_40
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>>135111989
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5653a31722331
>That lone comment.
Which one of you fuckers was it?
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>>135113588
cheers mate
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>>135111969
>OP
Not if you flinch like a pussy
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>>135113364
That'd just cause a Tusk vs GER conundrum, the cup will continually miss and head straight for the heart at the same time. Whichever stand has the highest Development Potential will get a powerup and win.
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i love philly steak bistros so much
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Still waiting for a JoJo-themed ARG
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∞*0

Where the /sci/borgs at
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>>135113915
...Marble Hornets but with stands?
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>>135104982
is just me or Josuke's nose looks weird?
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Was it just me, or are the Part 6 PDFs really blurry as shit?
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>>135113940
Does this mean GER wins?
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>>135113915
>>135113942
>cyber security experts are baffled as a new threat breaches all firewalls and barriers it encounters
>it is no virus, but a stand
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>ugly ass black gakuran jotaro
>highest possible budget and TWO PARTERS for no name fights
>slideshow animation for dio's world
>no sono chi no sadame, stand proud or even sono chi no kioku on the last episode, just jotaro beatdown song like they did for the no names
>no get back

I mean it's not the absolute worst, but Part 3 still has no definitive adaptation to this day. I'm willing to say it was just about as useful as the OVA but with the merit of doing every fight.
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>>135113996
Just you. You've been the only person to say that. Ever.
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>>135109942
When I was around 10 I was sitting in bed at night. I blinked and it was suddenly morning.
[I think I have The Sun][/spoiler]
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>>135113996
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>>135114485
[I've seen a lot of incorrect spoilers. This is the first time I've seen one like that.][/spoiler]
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someone post the pic of koichi and rohan/rick and morty
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>>135114485
Do you people know out Ctrl+S?
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Do you guys remember when Pucci and Ungalo made a TV Show? I do.
>https://youtu.be/27pLEFtSrXI
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Guys, I think Pucci is up to some shit right now
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>>135110923
You sound autistic
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>>135114979
I am :^)
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>>135114872
>>135114928
What's going on...Gay Priest?
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Anyone have EoH? Online is mostly dead, and what few matches I can find are laggy as shit.

The one person who i've managed to find that isn't fucking laggy is way way way better than me and always destroys me
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Not enough Part 9 in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zti7aIBhhQg
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Will anybody surpass his suffering record?
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>>135115519
DMX is Ghetto Pucci.
>https://youtu.be/8Q1VtdCzZpQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2NMcNUfG5E

kek
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>>135115419
PSN?
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Don't we already know who gappy is? He's Kira and Josefumi fused together right? Is his goal going to be to unfuse? Also does he have the birthmark?
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Okay so I'm halfway through SBR and what is with Dio? I thought the dinosaur ability was the stand of the archaeologist but he seems to still be able to turn into one
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Diego has a stand that turns himself and other beings into raptors that he controls
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anyone got this in color?
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>>135115971
Geal. not online at the moment but will be playing later on, feel free to add me and hopefully it won't be laggy and terrible
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>>135116147
Diego was able to keep the effects of the Stand thanks to the Left Eye of the Corpse. So he can transform into a Dinosaur.
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>>135116277
Ah, that makes sense.
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>>135103490
>the cobra unit never helped win d-day
>operation snake eater never happened
>volgins there
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>>135100035
What what happen if DIO and Kars fused, /a/?
Would they be the ultimate Jojo Villain?
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>>135116438
actually scratch that i like volgin he's cute

but still NO COBRAS ;_;
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>>135101286
Pucci succeeded though
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>>135116516
KaRIO would be unstoppable.
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>>135116689
>IT'S-A WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>135116516
What would happen if it was HA DIO and Jorgeverse Kars?
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>>135117170
Jorge Kars was a nice person. Ascended DIO was just DIO who got more powerful but also a lot more cocky. Maybe the fused being would be a tiny bit kinder than DIO.
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>>135110585
>In 10 years Jobin will own his father's fruit shop, Josuke will be married to Yasuho and Yasuho will have 2 restraining orders against Joshuu who will pay Karera for companionship
fixed that
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>>135116147
He inherits Scary Monsters pretty much, but uses them as a much lesser level
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>>135100035
Why can't there be more images like this?
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>>135116213
if your ps4 isn't wired try doing that, won't help if the other person isn't wired in but the ps4 wireless adapter is even worse than the ps3's wireless adapter
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>>135117170
>>135117310
What's the extent of Jorgeverse Kars' powers?
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>>135117543
whose the lady , empress' carrier?

and is nurse supposed to e mariah
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>>135118512
It's Midler. Mariah is fucked beyond repair.
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>>135100035
That's cool OP, but is there a character that can defeat Dio Brando? And I’m not talking about the Dio Brando who has moved in with the Joestars and plays chess, knows dirty boxing, makes firecrackers, and sets dogs on fire. I’m not even talking about the Dio Brando who has put on the Stone Mask and become a vampire, granting him superhuman strength, regeneration, immortality, the ability to create vampires and zombies, and the power to freeze on contact. I’m also not talking about the Dio Brando who has been reduced to a head and has tentacles, space ripper stingy eyes, and the prep time necessary to bring two coffins on board. I definitely NOT talking about Dio Brando who has merged with Jonathan Joestar’s body, awakening his own stand The World, which has amazing strength, the power to stop time for up to 9 seconds, and a range of 10 meters, and Jonathan’s stand Hermit Purple, which lets him take spirit photos and read people’s hearts, and possesses superhuman strength sufficient to throw a steamroller, regeneratory skills, flight, the ability to control people through flesh buds via his hair, and charisma that allows him to control almost anyone. I’m talking about the Heaven Ascension DIO who has used the secrets written with Dio’s notebook to achieve 『Heaven』, turning his skin purple and with the stand The World Over Heaven, which possesses unmatched strength and speed, the power to stop time and travel through time and space and the multiverse, to reality warp with its fists, to nullify Tusk Act 4’s power of Infinite Rotation and Gold Experience Requiem’s powers of setting attacks and death to Zero, along with the ability to absorb souls, armed with infinite knives and roadrollers, the assistance of Enrico Pucci and all the other Jojo bosses gathered throughout time and space, his own army of followers from Stardust Crusaders, and having gathered the Holy Corpse?
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>>135117543
Hol Horse got shot a bunch in the face.
There's no excuse for him to be in a hospital.
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>>135118789
That's a good ol' classic tl;dr right there pal
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Is gay priest still around? I, too, have a confession to make.
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>>135113996
Araki apparently started to have a lot of seizures at the end of DiU making him draw shitty noses until Steel Ball Run.
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>>135118859
He got shot with his own stand, though. He probably stopped the bullets before they went too far in.
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So do we have a more comprehensive list on Jorge stands/wounds/whatevers?
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>>135119094
Could Hol Horse commit sudoku if he wanted to, or would he be KO'd before the bullet fully decimated his brain?
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>>135118789
I actually read all that and it made sense.
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The only non-pixiv artist that matters.
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>>135119585
Is there one of Johnny?
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>>135109942

As a kid I dreamed of listening to what is now known as vaporwave
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>>135106305
Why the fuck would you want to give away? He doesn't even become central to the plot until half-way through. I swear to god half of jojofags are dead brain idiots who live for mindless fanservice.
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>>135118789
I fucking hate Eyes of Heaven.
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>>135118512
They're just random women.

Kill yourself for thinking otherwise, that's some autism.
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>>135106668
http://strawpoll.me/6344215
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>>135110691
Gay Priest, I stole some money from my drunk dad, about $80. What do you think?
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>>135110268
I... actually really like that idea
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>>135109942
I used to see abstract shapes moving around in the dark as a kid. It never seemed creepy to me until I brought it up to other people, it was just a part of life.

I also would overhear entire conversations that never actually happened.
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