Post Christmasy witches. Let's try and get a few of these threads up across the coming week up to Christmas.
>>134952946
>>134952946
Why is there so little love?
>>134955220
Witches are old and busted, it's all about ships nowadays
>>134955312
I've been saying this for years but Japan never listens do me.
They need to make a Strike Witches MMO where you can create your own witches, fight Neuroi, do battles against each other, and grope each other.
>>134952946
I would kill for a dakimakura cover of Erica dressed like that. Lynn's does look pretty comfy.
>>134956648
Please no. It'd flop horribly and be mediocre. I don't want that to happen to my witchfus.
I tought love was dead for good
>>134956849
Love never dies. It just crashes expensive striker units into the snow every other day.
>>134957408
Love is hibernating until the new anime.
Has the full set of Christmas cards for the mobage game been released yet? Have only seen about half or so floating around.
>tfw martina delay prevented me from getting her as a xmas present
I will post this in every SW thread until Christmas!
>>134958264
It's punishment for not getting certified Christmas witch Lucchini.
>>134958587
Probably won't be too hard.
>>134959074
>It's punishment for not getting certified Christmas witch Lucchini
But I already have Lucchini and all the other released alter witches.
>>134959309
Santa Erica images are severely lacking.
http://w-witch.jp/news/20151030
Should have mentioned in the OP that we're finally getting a PV in February.
HI WHERE IS THE LOVE
>>134961454
Cuddling in bed with me.
>>134961359
What's a PV?
>>134961454
Trying to keep warm.
>>134961454
>bloomers
Strike Witchs is still shit.
>>134952946
FAT
FUCKING
TITTIES
EDITION
>>134962426
why are you so mean?
;_;
>>134962426
Strike Witches is the pinnacle of Japanese animation.
>>134962688
TITTIES
>>134955220
Nothing to talk about, really.
Why is this so hard to understand for some?
>>134955312
Soon to be fantasy monster girls and 1000 year old wizards turned into girls.
>>134956849
Why don't you use helma, anon?
>>134957777
This.
>>134961761
Preview video.
>>134963144
>Why is this so hard to understand for some?
theres 24/7 monster musume threads and they barely have anything to talk even when the monthly chapter comes out.
>>134963144
Post pics you'd paint on the nose of your plane
>>134963361
Ah right, well really they have the case where the show ran its course in the last summer with the manga still running monthly as you said and BD's coming out still. The fact they have around 100 people always helps a lot.
And when was the last time SW ran? That's right, over 5 years ago. I didn't see people whine about lack of love for Utawarerumono over the years, just making simple threads from time to time discussing it and dying 40 posts in.
>>134963478
Now we're talking. But you wouldn't paint Shirley like that on the nose, would you?
>>134963361
>theres 24/7 monster musume threads and they barely have anything to talk even when the monthly chapter comes out
They also outnumber us 10 to 1.
>>134963478
>>134963361
After a few years with little new content those threads would die off as well.
>>134961454
In my other pants.
>>134965015
I want a witch in S3 who wears different pants every episode.
>>134966089
You're not alone on that. A witch that alters shoes, socks, tights and pants every episode except for the uniform.
>>134963680
>Now we're talking. But you wouldn't paint Shirley like that on the nose, would you?
I certainly would, and I'd also paint Shirley's nose if you know what I mean
>>134966239
Wow what a slut
>>134966503
That's just tasteless, now this would be top tier.
Nurse Mio will tend to the love.
>>134966846
Bah.
>>134968142
I want to be asphyxiated between Aurora's thighs
>>134956659
Are you not happy enough with the Pretzel one?
>>134969244
>Avatarfagging waifufag
>Happy ever enough
>>134963478
>>134969244
There's never enough. Actually there's sandwich's Christmas cover, but it's not high enough res for a custom and I'm not sure it was actually ever sold at a doujin event or anything.
Pretzel is definitely the best yet.
Is SWQ still going on?
Man, fuck Young.
>>134969373
>not having a witchfu
How can you sleep at night?
>>134969889
I do tho, I just don't feel the need to avatarnamefag waifufag blog about it every single time everywhere.
>>134969889
Well now I'm depressed that I don't have a witchfu daki.
Guess when I actually have some money saved up I'll have to go buy like ten.
>>134970111
>Swallowed by a daki sea
I don't think that's a good idea. For your sleep comfort.
>>134970219
But all the witches are so wonderful, how am I supposed to pick just one or two?!
>>134970316
By refraining from the temptation with a clear and conscious state.
>>134970111It doesn't get better with a daki.
>>134970111
Hobbyheart has bootlegs of most of the official witch covers. $60 if you get two way tricot, which you should. With a pillow though you'll still probably run $100.
>>134970485
Depends on your mindset.
I'm kinda glad the witches don't exist.
They wouldn't love me anyway.
>>134970917
And how would you know that?
There's about 10k~ witches give or take few thousands, in the world.
>>134971053
That many? I thought only aces got the witch treatment.
>>134971177
Uh, yeah there's something under 10k aces accounted for from ww2, which would mean same amount of witches but it's hard to determine the amount for those who didn't became aces.
But yeah, the ones who got witch treatment so far is over 100 or so. You still see lots of background witches in the manga appear who will never get a name.
>>134970219
Have you gotten your Eila yet?
>>134971514
N..no. I must resist myself from doing that. I most likely wouldn't do justice to it.
>>134970438
I'd rather just give in, sounds much more enjoyable
>>134970485
Shush you.
>>134970549
>Bootlegs
Even if the quality is indistinguishable, the mere fact I know it's a bootleg would drive me insane.
>>134971613
Why not?
It's not that hard to keep yourself clean and groomed, if that is your reason that is.
It just feels amazing.
>>134971314
Wait, so is it canon that there's a witch for every real-world ace in WWII, or is that an assumption? I know there's a lot more than we've seen, but judging from what we have seen I figured there wasn't more than a few hundred witches currently in operation.
Anybody know where to get the first two Noble Witches light novel raws? Only find the third.
>>134971613
What's that supposed to mean?
>>134971661
Well, you might not be able to find real ones for sale depending on your witch. Bootlegs are fine, they're made on the same printers using the same materials (as long as you choose two way tricot).
>>134971661
>>134971691
S-stop tempting me..
>>134971756
Naw, just assumption that would make sense with how ace archetypes work and how we've seen witch academies and stuff in the mango.
>>134971801
You guys would scream if you'd see my apartment and bed.
I failed the witches, I've been discharged from the army because of high blood pressure.
>>134971855
So clean up.
Got a Hanna Alter figure on the way to compliment my Barkhorn one.
>>134971910
I'm sorry for you anon, but you could always apply for medical school then or engineering, that'd make witches happy too.
Isn't there chair force too you can enlist for?
>>134972025
That's almost as close to asking me change my life and personality around.Fuck.
>>134971855
Get the daki, then you'll be forced to both clean your room and keep it clean. Best way to make changes in your life if you lack willpower is to jump in headfirst, forcing yourself to adapt and change. What better way to use your love than to better your life?
>>134972053
Hanna alter?
My brain is slow
>>134972053
>not having all Alter figs
Look at this pleb.
Seriously, they're great.
I just hope they make the 502nd too.
>>134972144
If only I had the money. Saved up to get my waifu, the rest'll have to wait until I have some sort of steady job. And I'd say it's a pretty safe bet they'll make the 502nd with the new season coming and all.
>>134972099
M..maybe someday then.
>>134972144
Did you know they're making now S2 Shirley and Trude versions? With this rate Alter is gonna make all of the possible S2 appearances again.
It's gonna be wallet ride for fig collectors again, that and shelf space.
>>134972098
I'm probably gonna serve in Civil Protection.
That's noble too, r-right?
>>134972366
Trude would salute.
>>134972136
http://myfigurecollection.net/item/94454
This one.
>>134972324
Oh. If they're doing that then I hope their next Erica has a good pose.
Something about her alter has always rubbed me the wrong way.
>>134972605
Really? The saluting pose suits Erica in my opinion.
>>134972324
I was thinking of waiting for this, but I'm guessing for the price of this I can get at least two of the already released ones. If I can sell my shotgun, I might buy it. Also the Charlotte v2 is up for pre-order I believe.
>>134972657
It does, but that's not all of it. Something about her... hair I guess. Just looks off.
>>134972661
>selling your shotgun
And yes, pre-orders are open now for Shirley.
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-015626
>>134972324
>It's gonna be wallet ride for fig collectors again, that and shelf space.
Yeah kill me now. I'm skipping Martina completely. S2 Shirley I'm ready for the dive but may wait for a bin opposed to preorder. That Trude's a yes though. I don't think there's really too many versions to work with though except maybe movie Yoshika.
Ver. 1 Yoshika and Movie Trude no cares.
I'd be fine too if these non-striker ones end up being mediocre like they have been.
>>134972605
>being rubbed wrong by hat pose
Nigga you serious?
>>134972761
By the way, do you still plan a roadtrip through Europe for next year?
>>134972761
I have almost thirty firearms. I have a modified 870 and don't see the need for my 930 SPX besides it being fun. Rather get something else instead.
>>134972781
Enjoy possible OVA figs for Raisa and Amelie too.
>>134972877
Yes, I am planning still but my financial status ain't looking really swell at all..
>>134972961
>thirty firearms
Please send one to me! You do oughta sell then some.
>>134973077
>but my financial status ain't looking really swell at all..
In all honesty, I'd gladly help you out.
>>134973077
>Enjoy possible OVA figs for Raisa and Amelie too
I feel bad now that I forgot about that. I'd get a Raisa probably.Just fuck my shit up Alter
I've not followed anything SW for at least two years.
Are they actually going to do a new show not focusing on the 501st dullards? And have they given Dolores Bader a proper design yet?
>>134973365
Yes, S3 with the 502nd next year
>>134973233
Thank you anon, you're the sweetest. But I'll try to see in the spring time how things are and finalize whether I'll be doing it in 2016.
Now that I remember you gave me an email once, is it still the same I have saved? I probably should send one message sometime.
>>134973365
No Dolores visual yet.
>>134972552
Now that's beautiful.
>>134973254
Raisa has a prize fig that doesn't look too bad, if you want to go for her now.
>>134973481
Y-Yeah, that would be me.
>>134973411
>>134973481
>502nd
Oh fucking yes! Fuck I remember clamoring for that years ago. My hype is now real
>>134973481
>No Dolores
Such a shame. If there is an IRL Pilot with a fucking badass backstory that deserves an equally badass witch, its motherfucking Douglas Bader.
>>134973365
Also there is an event in February announcing stuff relating to the series so check back around then for information/previews.
http://helma.us/sw/res/8693.html#8849
Shameless redirecting but..Only 4 days left for eve.
>>134972781
I just mostly want a more vertically oriented pose.
Really I'd like more non-striker figures in general for the witches.
>>134974274
Erica in a bunnysuit should make you happy then.
Can't wait for her!
>>134974170
Is there a NSFW board on helma?
>>134974475
Yes. It's actually just /nsfw/.
>>134974475
Yes.
I really like the wordplay in its title to be honest.
http://www.helma.us/nsfw/
Too bad it's more dead than helma itself.
>>134974529
Helma.us itself needs more of your people's love.
>>134974170
>find a Lynne being assertive
Hello?
>>134969065
I just want a friend
>>134974475
>>134974512
>>134974529
Someone should make a witch fantasies thread so we have a sanctioned place to dump our "which witch" and "I want to X witch" posts.
>>134974700
Hello. I love that image a lot.
>>134974737
Not actually a bad idea.
>>134974737
That's a good idea actually.
I just hope all desperate witchfriends know that helma exists.
>>134974735
We and the witches are always there for you.
>>134974603
I have started to visit more and will probably post images there in the future as well.
Also in the future who would I contact to update the pastebin as some links are dead and I have what is missing from other sources. If I ever have time I might upload them somewhere.
>>134974970
Good to hear that. I'm not sure, for starters you'd should probably post in this thread.
http://helma.us/sw/res/8328.html
>>134972761
Oh shir what
>>134975083
Right on, if I ever get around to uploading I'd just copy the existing one and change it links and post it, thanks.
>>134974852
>We and the witches are always there for you.
But are you really?
>>134975259
I doubt them as well.
>>134975259
Are you saying we're not real?
>>134974838
>>134974852
Well, someone should do it. I'm too much of a wimp.
>>134975259
Of course, anon. We're all in this together.
>>134975327
>>134975359
Well, you may be real now, but you'll leave and I'll never see you again
>>134975819
You see us on Helma then anon.
We'd never leave you alone.
>>134975359
More like it will be a test of your dedication.
>>134975860
I still don't believe it. Maybe I should lurk that bored though. I'm lonely, I wish Perrine were there for me.
>>134976231
Don't be surprised if she ignores you because she's lusting for you know who.
>>134975860
I just want a friend
>>134975999
>>134974737
Fine.
nsfw/res/1196.html
>>134976394
Yeah. I know. Crushing on Perrine is suffering. Being alone is suffering. Life is suffering.
>>134976714
>>134976922
Don't break my heart.
>>134977027
My heart was broken long ago.
>>134969065
>>134977295
Is this a patron saint of underboob?
>>134977558
Who really knows, there are so many to choose from.
>>134977558
>>134977134
Mine too. I just don't want to deal with it again. Just tell me she loves me.
>>134978082
That means you can only go higher.
>>134977688
Keiko is the best.
Best body, best commander, best chilled personality and best fluffy tail
>>134978377
Best age too! Though some of the others are more subjective.
>>134978435
Body is probably subjective, and the personality bit ( although even if you disagree about them being the best, you still have to acknowledge that they are both high tier.
The best commander and fluffy tail parts you cant really argue with. She is probably one of the best ever witch aces and was the original ace agenst the neuroi. To still be flying at 25 is nearly unheard of and she is about the only person Hanna actually respects.
>>134978377
But what about eyes, or hair?
>>134978659
Indeed she does respect her.
>>134963478
>>134978205
She loves me, right?
>>134962461
God Bless America
>>134978826
Of course she does, anon.
What's wrong? Don't feel it?
Live a virtuous life, make yourself a better man until you can say to yourself that you deserve her love.
Then you'll feel it.
>>134978826
She imagine she is yelling your name into the well anon.
>>134962461
Who does the breast massages in the other witch units?
>>134979870
Sodo- I mean Sadako does in 502nd.
>>134979939
>>134978082
>>134978205
But anon, nobody loves me.
Good Night Christmas Love
>>134981149
Who is the easiest to bully?
Sure is ride to /c/ here now..
Just leave it be rather, one anon.
>>134971314
>tfw this means my grandfather could get the witch treatment
Neat
>>134982249
Well yeah it's plausible by the year 2089 unless your grandpa downed over 5 and was from a rare country. You sure you'd want that?
No wait, never mind. It'd be cool.
>>134982513
He got 10 and another 2 in korea so it is possible since he never downed any japs.
Posting the cutest.
Do you guys think Shirley would let me suckle her breasts?
>>134983321
of course not
>>134983321
See >>134976701.
>>134983321
Only if it would make her faster and I don't think being pregnant would do that.
>>134983415
What does being pregnant have to do anything with suckling?
>>134983415
What does a grown anon suckling at her breast have to do with pregnancy?
>>134983415
Well, it would make her more aerodynamic
>>134983466
You haven't heard the dangers on breast sucking? Be sure to practice safe sucking. Larger tits are would slow her down.
>>134976701
>>134983407
That link doesn't work
>>134984239
Anon please.. put helma.us in front of it.
>>134984239
That's because its not a link.
Let's all bully Heinrike
>>134984621
Let's all bully anon.
>>134983466
Where can I get my own Perrine?
>>134985178
Try Fran-.. I don't know anymore. I wish I knew other than the final option.
>>134952946
Yay! Ben a while since we had one of these threads. Anyone order the nendroids that went up?
>>134963478
>>134985296
I want to, but would need to sell stuff to get cash. Doubt it will happen anytime soon.
>>134985296
No, but I ordered the SW 2016 Calendar.
>>134985685
I understand, I'm saving and been considering the Nendos, but given the incoming Alter figs and shelf space I haven't been able to get them, even if the Perrine looks really cute.
>>134985748
Nice. Did you also pre-order the EilaxSanya Shower fig? The Strike Witches Calendar sold out before I even saw it up.
>>134985849
>Figs
I'd be dead now if I'd buy those sadly, and uh I ordered the calendar yesterday from CDJapan. Pretty sure there are still some places with some of them in stock since I checked.
>>134985849
I see it on cdjapan. It's probably on a couple other sites too.
>>134985991
Yeah but it's Eila! Instant Preorders for me.
>>134986073
>>134986073
Will check it out, I was only looking in AmiAmi. Well I was gonna buy some books from there anyway might as well get the calendar and them all in one place.
>>134986240
You can also check Amazon jp as they will ship to US. I think they use DHL. Not sure if they would be cheaper with a combo order though.
>>134984343
>>134984344
It's a link to me man.
>>134986390
They only use DHL and it's more expensive then EMS even it seems. hmm, I'll make a big order after Christmas.
>>134984343
Glad to see Helma is up and running, I stop checking it cause i thought it was down awhile back. Or was that another Witches site? Pretty sure it was Helma.
>>134976701
Contributed
>>134986563
There was host problems, but it's up and running.
>>134986563
Helma was down only for few weeks I think, like few months ago now?
>>134986648
>>134986677
Ok well I remember seeing some pic with a cat saying it was all over. Add in yeah it was a couple links I assumed the site was done. Well Happy to know it's back up. I'll try to lurk and post there when there's no threads on /a/.
>>134986762
*couple weeks, not links.
>>134986762
Right on, it's still not that populated. I'm always in /ak/ related threads which you seem to visit often as well, but tend to not post about the series there.
I want to feel Shirley's tits massage my penis!
>>134987052
SW is a bit orthodox for /ak/ threads unless you meant /k/'s /ak/ threads.
>>134987060
And I want you to go >>134976701!
>>134987148
Both in general, but yeah k threads seem to be against it so I go with the flow and get involved with other topics.
Is it really a christmas miracle when they have magic?
>>134987052
I would post about witches in /ak/ threads, but /k/ seems to not be interested them so I only bring them up if the topic is there for them. Don't want to force the topic and then get people in the thread against Strike Witches. I'll try to bring them up in threads now since I know there's some witch fans who are in them now. Wish there was a witch Manga that needed to be TL'd we could see if Lardagus to get going.
>>134987857
It's cool don't have to force it. The only thing really left are the LN, Red Witches, and Aurora which all seen tiki be dropped. Anyways he is probably going to be busy when the new aircraft manga is coming out. Forgot the name, but it's in the same magazine as groundless I think?
>>134988755
Yeah true. I still wish the Aurora manga was being TL'd. I really liked it and not only because my Eila was shown as the awesome witch she is. I just assumed since someone else worked on it, we'd have to wait for them to say hey someone else can continue my work. Since most scan/TL groups seem to be touchy about that stuff.
>>134985296
Perrine actually got her rapier with ther nendoroid, that was nice to see.
>>134989501
I have some experience in PS. Going to find a few guides on leveling and cleaning scans to get the hang of it so I can try and help out in future projects. Might entice people to work on the series when all that needs to be done is the scripts (most difficult) and typesetting.
Guessing yuriproject dropped the other series as well, but haven't checked their image board about it. Thing is the raws for the rest of autos aurora seem to be Chinese. I'll also upload the third noble witches vol in the future as well since that's all I could find.
>>134989501
Truly a shame. Then again the series hasn't really delved into serious relationships for the main witches beyond some heavy petting.
>>134989501
>>134990561
Are there translations and scans for the remaining chapters? If so I can help typeset/redraw.
>>134991587
Didn't some anon do a lot of them here in the threads? Good luck finding them in the archives though. He might not have done all of them either.
>>134991587
Just check the pastebin and see. Also the archive was lost for older stuff so I can't comment on that post since I don't remember when they occurred.
>>134955312
Well, Fumi surely isn't intending to stop drawing his favorite pantsu, is he?
>Over 200 posts with 35 anons.
It really shouldn't surprise me, but it still does. Won't be surprised if this is still here tomorrow.
>These page 8 bumps again now.
Stay clingy as always remaining brothers, good night!
>>134990561
>>134991587
No, but in all seriousness. It would be damn fantastic if Aurora would be finished at some point. The translation thread sadly doesn't have any of the Aurora stuff but I link it anyways, if you plan to use it for future. http://helma.us/sw/res/8422.html
The guy doing them here 'died' somewhere around the spring if I recall right.
>>134994198
Never underestimate Love.
>>134994198
Wow, man, cheer up. 502 soon.
>>134994198
40 posters!
I wish to impregnate Lyn!
>>134994455
>soon
I still feel alone.
>>134995578
You are not alone.
Here at least.
>>134995261
S2 ended 5 years ago. A few more months is nothing.
>>134963680
>That's right, over 5 years ago.
It feels like yesterday ;;
>>134996071
Well, there were OVAs this year. We really don't go very long without new media.
>>134996071
Witches have came a long way.
>>134997127
Is it wrong I want Miyafuji bouncing on my dick?
>>134997198
Probably, but it could be worse.
>>134995761
It's alomost a year tho.
But you are right anyway.
>>134997439
That's not comforting.
>>134995642
This. I just realised how much I missed these threads, even if there's not much to talk about.
Luckily helma saw increased activity lately.
>>134997198
She can use her healing powers to rejuvenate you dick so you can go countless rounds.
>>134998207
Technically your dick isn't broken, so it won't work.
>>134997198
It depends on which season it is. Season 1 and you're a paedophile...
>>134998654
You never know if your penis wiring will break.
>>134998672
As long as she's enjoying it too, it should be alright.
I'm always late...
>>134999315
Just answer to the posts you like, maybe you can bring up other points to discuss!
Its threads like these which motivate me to continue working on Helma.
Sorry for being away for such a long time. There was me participating in /ss/ and life in general.
I suppose HelmaAdmin might come up with something for Christmas, so there might be something to look forward to.
>>134999474
The love will continue!
>>134999315
I think Eila is starting too grow on me.
>>134999474
/sw/ /ss/ next year?
>>135000067
I'd like that. Also Erica's butt is too nice.
>>134999856
I mainly like her potential. She is pretty ok in the anime, but better in the other publications. As much as I like the fiercely loyal Eila, I like the joking/funloving Eila more.
>>135000134
Best butt. I'd exchange gifts with my witchbros.
>>135000241
I agree.
A secret santa thing wouldn't be too hard to organize. There's probably like 20 of us who would participate.
>>135000241
>>135000393
It's best butt. I'm just really susceptible to being teased and that's a way to do it. Also I'd love to secret santa you guys.
>>134990507
It was, which is why I'm considering getting her.
>>134990561
>>134991587
That would be awesome, thanks for volunteering your help.
>>134991175
Series is short so far there's plenty of time for relationships to get serious between the girls. Also yeah looking at yuri project they dropped a witch series.
>>135000067
I'd be all for that!
>>135000177
I fell in love with the mischievous and joking Eila it's what really brought out her charms, and any interactions where she isn't all about Sanya has made her great. Plus like her sister you see especially in the manga she's a total badass in combat. Which luckily you get to see a bit in S2 in the Sweet Duet episode.
>>135000811
That more mischievous side is slowly winning my heart.
>all these eila lovers
Other witches need some love too you know.
>>135001645
I said she was growing on me. Perrine is still the witch in my heart.
>>134987148
Stay mad, eaglefag
>>134987148
I want eagle to choke on my musky, throbbing cock!
>>135002079
Nani?
I want to cuddle with Lizzy on a cold Winter evening.
>>135002635
Lizzy looks what I would call "accidentally comfy".
>>135002990
I don't know what you mean.
>>135002518
I'm gonna talk about how much I want witch titties al over my genitals and you're gonna like it!