You and your bae go to a bar and this guys slaps your bf's ass. Wat do?
I don't have a bf
>>134812661
Loser
>>134812636
Show him who's the boss of this gym
fuckyou.jpg
>>134812636
>you will never be able to make puri puri prisoner a cute sweater for him to rip while fighting monsters
I just want to die.
>>134812704
>>134812725
>>134812636
Take out my dick and insert dominance
>>134812636
Check if bf is still in one piece.
>>134812704
Fuck↑you↓
>>134812636
Slap his ass right back. Then compliment him on his cute sweater.
>>134812790
>insert dominance
I punch him through the wall and then stand there feeling good about winning a fight.
And then he comes back, rips my arms and legs off while I'm distracted, and Saitama has to save my ass. Again.
>>134812704
>>134812824
>>134813013
Any OPM gachimuchis yet?
>Implying grills come here to heat steaks.
>>134812636
>bae
Go get shot in chicago, faggot
>>134812636
Punch him in the jaw and rip off his balls. He's a jobber so I'm good.
>>134813174
just noticed genos can't fuck a chick... :(
>>134812636
Call him a fag
>>134812636
>Not having a bara threesome
What are you, gay?
>>134814430
He got a fuckton of upgrades and you cant see him getting a robo dick?
Then again it would be pretty awkard asking Dr Stench that
>>134812704
>>134814525
The girl doesn't even exist anymore.
slap his ass back
>>134814525
I'm probably dead too, from collateral damage
>>134812636
Tell him he's got great taste in ass.
>>134813174
I wonder if Genos ever regrets literally sacrificing all his humanity. I also wonder if being devoid of tactile sensation has made him insane.
>>134812636
punch with the intent to kill
>>134814525
Mourn, mostly.
>>134815112
Its not like there was much humanity left after the cyborg attack.
>>134812636
Kill myself because I'm so fucking ugly, PuriPuri Prisoner wouldn't go near me
>>134814332
It's time to grow up anon.
You're being left behind.
>>134812636
Finish him
>>134812636
>puri puri prisoner will never try to cuck you by chasing after every above average hero
>puri puri prisoner will never re prove his love to you by beating the black out of monsters for you
Makes my dick soft senpai
>>134814525
Get covered by blood and guts before being blown out the wall by the aftershock.
>>134814525
Ask him if exploding women and bullying me is what it means for him to be a hero as a hobby.
>>134812704
>>134812725
I dont get it.
What's the reference?
>>134812636
Just fight him while I yell that I'm a villain. He'll eventually job to me.
>>134818197
>job
Can someone explain what this means?
You faggots keep saying this lately.
>>134818001
4chan?
>>134818234
It's a pro wrestling term, google it.
>>134818001
>I don't get it.
AH FUCK YOU, LEATHERMAN.
Ask him to slap my ass instead.
Puri Puri is hueg and I have a reverse NTR fetish anyways.
>>134814525
Ask him why he obliterated my girlfriend and then go home to shower the blood and guts out of my hair.
>>134818234
Pro Wrestling term that denotes the person's sole purpose is to get hyped up as super strong and then lose to someone so that that person looks good. In OPM case, PPP jobs to Sea King so that he looks like a serious threat to everyone else.
>>134818440
>reverse NTR
This doesn't exist.
>>134818552
Whaddya call it when you get forcibly taken away from your BF while he watches then?
>>134818584
NTR.
>>134818612
Isn't it only NTR when you're the one getting cuckolded? Shit man fetishes are too confusing I just wanna get angel rushed.
>>134818652
The one NTRing (netori) is the one stealing, or also the one being NTR'd (netorare) is being stolen.
>>134818770
Wait, so what's the 3rd person called then?
>>134818584
Gay
>>134818958
Cuck
![[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.18_[2015.11.06_02.54.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sO4WZZl.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.18_[2015.11.06_02.54.16].jpg")
>>134812636
What's a bae?
>>134818958
A beta faggot, but people just lump him into 'NTR' as well because they don't know better.
>>134819016
Babe.
Did you literally started browsing 4chan today?
>>134819016
bbc anal enforcer
>>134819016
>>134819086
>>134819087
"Before anyone else"
>>134819086
ive been a 4chaner for 7months and ive never seen anyone use the word bae
>>134819162
thats because its someone a bunch of white trash and negresses came up with on twitter
>>134818001
Hey buddy, I think you're in the wrong place.
>>134812704
smartass
>>134818234
common phrase in shounen threads. Bleach is notorious for its numerous characters introduced that are only given enough screen time to lose to another character to make them seem stronger before they inevitably lose to ichigo
Since when am I gay OP? I do nothing because Im not a faggot and I dont have a bf.
>>134818436
Get out of here, Biolante.
>>134819357
You better hope your boyfriend is not reading this right now. I'm sure he'd be heartbroken to hear you denying your feelings for him like that.
>>134814525
He just destroyed my right arm
>>134819512
He wont be reading this. He cant be reading this. Because he doesnt exist. Im not a faggot. I dont want cock.
>>134819614
>implying
Your post oozes with homosex
>>134819654
Stop projecting. Not everyone is a faggot.
>>134819214
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>134819086
Please die
>>134819728
Not everyone, just you buddy
>>134818001
>>134819214
"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong website, reddit is two clicks down"
>>134812636
He's a jobber. Victory is determined in my favor.
>>134819752
Stay mad
>>134819824
Youre starting to tick me off anon.
>>134819949
I'm actually a different anon who just happened to see a guy trying to deny his inner faggot, so I thought I'd lend you a hand
>Next, the final episode of One-Punch Man...
Already.
I felt sad when I heard that. The ride has been great but it's almost over.
>>134820102
All good things must come to an end. Unless you can just get enough blood sacrifices to wish for another season
I whip my dick out and swing it in his face for good measure
>>134820102
Season 2 seems like a no brainer at this point with how ridiculously popular this season has been.
>>134820200
It's super popular everywhere in the west, but I thought the nips werent buying it?
>>134820235
No, they love it. ONE has stated that most of his website hits come from japan.
>>134820200
I wish it happens. The last time I felt like that was when my Slayers playlist was reaching the end.
>>134820279
>>134820265
>>134820235
Well then fingers crossed for season 2 family.
>>134820061
Im not a faggot. Seriously fuck off. You dont decide whos gay.
get him to kick his ass, he's a god damn villain
>>134820423
No Anon, you decide if you are gay. That's why I decided to help you, because you seem so frustrated that you decided to be gay
>>134812661
wow what a fag
How to NTR Pri-Pri:
>rip off Genos limbs with a surprise attack
>tell Pri-Pri you're a villain
>jobber gene will make him lose
>proceed to rape Genos
>>134819016
>>134812636
Kill myself for being so fucking autistic to refer to my SO as 'bae'
Kick his fucking ass
>>134821716
hm,i wonder how she would fare against saitama and garou?
ok more specifically garou.
Who could stop Tats if she went on a rampage?
Hard Mode:no saitama or blast
Impossible Mode:no king
>>134823583
My dick.
I wonder if my girlfriend would fight Puri Puri Prisoner if he slapped my ass.
>>134821627
What anime is this?
>>134812636
>bae
I almost thought that was from some gook manhwa or something.
>>134823583
Garou. He would give that bratty midget a good spanking.
>>134823655
for some reason garou here reminds me of snake(the older one) from metal gear solid.
probably cause of the bandages.
though i would like to see a garou douji just to see how he is around women.
>>134823715
Garou reminds me of this faggot
>>134823715
no i mean big boss from metal gear solid,its just probably cause of the bandages on his face
>>134812636
is this guy ONE?
>>134823999
No, that's Mr. Spock.
>>134823999
yeah thats him
>>134823655
>>134823715
>>134823759
YAAAA-HAAAAA
>>134820423
This is /a/, making it the Japan of 4-chan. We all know that Japan makes people gay, due to its extensive terminology for various gay relationships, and long tradition of fuck-boys serving warlords.
Learn your history, anon, and then start considering dicks. You'll be surprised what you discover.
>>134823583
Bang can shame/manipulate her into stopping.
>>134823583
Who could stop King once his infinite combo starts?
>>134823655
Garou is a scrub compared to Tats in anything but god mode, and even in that state the matchup wouldn't be in his favor.
>>134812636
Better situation:
You are locked up for a crime and you share a cell with him. Are you good-looking enough to be raped by him?
>>134819086
But you didn't browse 4chan back in 2006
>>134812824
>>134824587
But HOW does Japan decide who's gay?
>>134824587
Back to >>>/lgbt/, newfag crossboarder.
>>134819086
Get the fuck out of /a/, you cancerous piece of shit.
>>134824629
Saitama, if he got mad enough to punch the TV
>>134812636
He wouldn't because I don't have a BF and if I did I'd look this nigga straight in his cromagnum eyes and be like "friend what is up with you why are you over here macking on my beloved prepare for kombat."
"I do not mince words, but I will mince meat, so step up outta here with your crooked ass feet."
>>134823583
Fubuki might just be able to talk her down. Metal Knight may be able to take her on, but we don't really know enough about him
>>134825706
We know he's bad news.
>>134825747
Not really, we just have the warning from some random guy who's done basically nothing else. He seems to be more neutral than good or bad.
>>134819839
Fuck you.
>>134825635
They've been doing it since the rape of Don King. There is no use trying to question it, you just need to accept it.
>>134821716
s-so this is metal bats lil sis?
>>134823999
is he autistic?
>>134816484
You should take your own advice and stop following shitty trends.
>>134826365
is my bae mad?
>>134818584
Then there's cuckqueaning. I'm not sure what the japanese equivalent is but it's the woman being NTR'd
>>134823999
That is exactly how i imagined ONE would look
also nice digits
>>134814525
throw a cat at him
>>134812636
Gay
>>134818234
It's a pro-wrestling term, to lose is to "do the job (you were brought in to do)". So a wrestler who's made a career of losing (or just generally losses a lot and is expected to lose) is a "jobber".
