Would you?
>>134687250
would i what? Use my surgical skills to reduce the size of those badongadonks? You bet your sweet ass i would
>>134687250
I would. She's the best girl after all.
>>134687250
>put her on a leash and keep her as my dog? Damn straight.
>>134687362
>Use my surgical skills to reduce the size of those badongadonks?
Heresy.
Hell no
>>134687362
Gay.
>>134687430
Otherway round mang.
Yes.
I ironically hate her for being good enough to read that crap till I realize nobody is worth reading that shitfest.
>not waifuing the shit out of Exdeath, usurping the throne and fixing the whole shitty broken-ass empire by going meritorious militarism and having your waifu lead bloody purges of the worthless corrupt bureaucrats and degenerate richfags
do you even God-Emperor?
>>134687725
I don't think I would leave the bed with her to do any of that.
>>134687250
button up her shirt and tell her to go to sleep already? Yes, I would
>>134687800
She needs a body pillow to sleep, anon. A warm body pillow.
>>134687725
>not simply escaping to a southern island and living out your days in peace, raising your child to be the greatest of all warriors
>then watch with pride as you unleash him unto the world
>>134687540
>>134687541
Esdeath has been a naughty girl anon, and she needs to be disciplined.
>>134688289
I would do that job.
