>mfw my son said he wants to be a hero of justice
What would you say?
You mean your wife's son?
>>134542224
Sort of
>>134542224
yes... about that,
you have to make up the lost of your wife's daughter by adopting a son...
"that no one know he is actually the only one that survived couse he is the incarnation of angra manyu!"
Id say go for it. But you better be the best damn Hero there is. Also move out of my house already.
>>134542172
>my son
>not my wife's son
One job.
You make them read Muramasa
Just the first chapter should work :^)
>>134542172
Instead of training him wrong in magic I make him do 100 PUSH-UPS, 100 SIT-UPS, 100 SQUATS, 10 KM RUNNING EVERY SINGLE DAY
Become the red man and stab him before he becomes a hero.
>>134542172
>Mfw my son defeated the enemies that bested me at the 4th HGW and fucked up my dream.
>Convinced my servant to destroy the HG by treating her like a person and not by using a command spell and emotionally breaking her.
>Got my daughter to love him in spite of me ruining her life.
>Surpassed my ideals and saved the world without killing a crapton of people.
>He even got the solution for that fucking "you have two boats full of people" riddle that Angry Manjew gave me.
>Mfw he's a better seigi no mikata than I could ever be.
>Boku wa...
>*sound of gunshot*
>>134543343
He isn't your son.
Hell, he isn't even your wife's son.
>>134542172
I would make him drown in his ideals and die.
>>134542172
>tfw leave your adopted son alone with 2 maids, 2 daughters and wife
Kerry's lucky his son isn't Tohno
>>134542172
BASTARD FROM A BASKET
>>134543343
Topkek. This is golden.
>>134543343
Don't forget how he's also a stronger wizard than you are, despite you training him wrong and him not inheriting a family crest.
Or how he won the HGW without literally years of preparation.
Or how he managed to fight servants head-on instead of having trouble even dealing with a master.
Explain to my son that becoming a Hero of Justice will ultimately mean discarding his humanity.
In exchange for power great enough to save people and fight against evil.
He may keep his human form, or he may keep his human heart but he'll never truly be able to live as a human so long as lives to be a Hero of Justice.
>>134545221
That's Archer you're talking about, not Shirou.
>>134542172
Tell him that's hell he's walking into.
>>134542172
tell him that in real life people die when they are killed
>>134545107
Or how he managed to win the war in several different timelines with a severely nerfed servant that struggles to even use her NP.
Or how his HGW had much more powerful servants overall than the 4th HGW.
Or the fact that Shirou is ironically much more mature and much less edgy.
>>134542224
I remember that shit.
>>134543343
>He even got the solution for that fucking "you have two boats full of people" riddle that Angry Manjew gave me.
What is the solution?
>>134546070
swords
>>134546070
>You have two boats, one with 300 people and the other with 200 people. You can only save one boat. What do?
SAVE EVERYONE
>That's not how it works, dude, you need to pick one
SHUT UP, I'LL SAVE EVERYONE
>That's not how it works, if you don't choose to repair only one then both boats will sink! you are supposed to take an utilitarian approach, you're doing it all wrong kid!!
IT'S NOT A MISTAKE I'LL SAVE EVERYONE
*proceeds to save everyone*
>Fuck
![[Commie] Fate⁄stay Night Unlimited Blade Works - 00 [A88924C0].mkv_snapshot_04.44_[2014.10.08_11.28.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Us8BaTt.jpg "[Commie] Fate⁄stay Night Unlimited Blade Works - 00 [A88924C0].mkv_snapshot_04.44_[2014.10.08_11.28.21].jpg")
>>134542172
>Mission accomplish!
>>134546405
Secondary-chan you're soo cute.
>>134547514
>>134545262
Yes, but that's still the truth. To realize the ideal of being a Hero of Justice, you can't be a human.
You must transcend humanity and exchange other things you value.
This shit's fucking Hero of Justice 101 back in the ancient days of the original Kamen Rider, where men lost their human bodies but gained the power to fight evil
>>134547950
Shirou found a way, though.
>>134548195
>Shirou found a way
Incorrect, because we have never seen the end of that Shirou's journey in UBW and we didn't see what the points between the ending of Fate and him finally reaching Avalon in the Fate route.
>>134542782
But anon. Shirou does 200 pushups 200 situps every day.
>>134545107
Or how he died in more than 20 different ways
Or how he was mortally wounded during every fight of every route.
>>134542782
Why not 100 KM running?
>>134542172
Sign him up for Isis
>>134542172
>my son
silly anon, 2D waifus cant get pregnant
>>134546192
>Just build a new boat out of swords
Way of a true cheater.
>>134545107
Having an EX noble phantasm in his body helped.
>>134545107
Kiritsugu would have been a great magus had he actually used his father's magic properly.
I wonder why he didn't become a dead apostle though, he'd get some nice bonuses from it.
"You can't save everyone"
>>134555123
Why?
>>134555164
Did you just backtalk me my son? Now it's the belt for you
>>134555191
Jokes on you I have a degree in getting my ass kicked.
BOKU WA
>>134555260
...Wimp Lo?
Son is ORT, everything gud
>>134542172
"Stop watching shitty cartoon".
>>134542172
"It's not you're fault that everyone but you died, and you don't owe them anything."
If he disagrees, therapy.
>>134542172
Don't.
Just do what is right and know your limits.
