>Come home and see this on your couch
What do you do?
>>134419389
Grab a gun. Scream at it while firing. Kill myself. They're not real.
I don't have a couch. Did she bring it with her as a gift? That's fucking cool man, couches are the best. I wonder how she got ir inside all by herself
>>134419389
Tell her to follow me in my room. I have something for her.
>>134419389
Gear.. secando
>>134419389
>don't have couch
>don't have room for couch
Does that mean I never see her?
Tell her that I am going to check the house for radiation, and then lock the front door
>>134419389
How the fuck did she get in my apartment? I live alone.
I'd interrogate her motives and call the police if I'm not satisfied. I'd invest in new locks and security cameras afterwards.
>>134420561
This guy gets it.
Say "tadaima!"
>>134420418
The couch is on the wall.
>>134419389
Insert by Non Non into her Biyori
>>134419389
I wonder why she has a remote since I don't own a TV.
>>134419389
"Ma'am, why are you in my house? Please leave or I will call the police."
...
"Ma'am, are you alright?"
>>134423439
This makes the most sense, as her necklace is being pulled along parallel to the couch/wall.
>>134419389
I want to make Hotaru's belly nice and round.
>>134419389
>>134419389
Continue on as usual, she's always on my couch. Did you expect something different anon?
>>134419389
>>134420561
To kek
I get the reference senpai desu
>>134419389
spoon her
>>134419389
Self-insert as Komari.
>>134419389
Ask her where the usual girl went.
>>134425410
How to make someone jelly 101
Tell her that Renge and Natsumi are waiting for us at the secret base, thenhold her hand as we leaveandtry not to blush when she calls me "senpai" instead of "Koma-chan"
Mind if i sit right there?
Tell her we're having stew for dinner
>>134419389
Continue on, walking up the stairs, ask who the guest is.
>>134429333
I'd get out the bowl of eggs I have saved for occasions such as these.
>>134419389
REMEMBER /a/
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Demand that she gives me herconditioner brand, because hair that fluffy should be a criminal offense
only one answer
>>134419477
>Grab a gun.
Get out of here amerifat, this is a european board.
>>134425830
Ain't that the truth?
Don't be choosy, it's still pussy.
>Come home 9 months later and see this on your couch
What do you do?
>>134433898
still tap it
>>134433898
Is it mine?
>>134433898
Kick in the stomach for being so fat
>>134434775
Wonder what are they feeding the kids nowadays.
>>134435928
you say that like it's an impossible thing to pull off naturally, but my school had girls like that
the 11 and 13 year olds weren't the norm yes, but 16-year olds reach that size easily.
>>134436113
>>134436158
it was a fun place to be at when i wasn't stuck in the classrooms, especially since there was sweatpants, jeans that outlined the butt, and short shorts
>>134435928
According to my hentai comics, semen.
>>134435928
Cock