Welcome home, dear! Would you like dinner? A bath? Or perhaps...me?
>>134407198
How about all three? I like to save the best for last.
I'd rather Tina
>>134407198
Where does this come from, anyway? Almost every time I see it it's a parody.
>>134407337
>you
>>134407388
Am I being stupid?
>>134407264
Which is?
>>134407337
Black bullet or some shit like that, It's basically turbo lolis that have super powers
>>134407624
BathsI'm assuming
>>134407337
Black bullet
>>134407337
>inb4 someone says this is a parody of Monster Musume
Pretty much an anime staple since the beginning of time
>>134407773
>>134407703
I know that.
>>134407997
So was there ever a point when it was a serious line, or has it always been a comic "look at this character trying to be seductive" sort of thing?
I wanna eat you while fucking the bath and bathing in my my dinner
>>134407337
Loli claymore
>>134408187
Claymore already had loli
>>134407337
>>134408075
I looked this up when I saw this reference in Nyaruko. Apparently it's just an old housewife cliche.
Source: http://nyaruref.blogspot.my/2012/04/haiyore-nyaruko-san-episode-2.html
>>134408226
Riful? She's a little on the older side though
>>134408333
No Clare
>>134407198
>me?
Don't mind if I do.
>>134407198
You.
Anything else is a gay answer.
Well not really, but seriously, everyone should consider to prioritize the third option first: A man should please his waifu first before anything.
>>134408941
>implying a bath wouldn't please her
>>134408748
in that position i can only imagine waking up with one numb leg.
>>134408748
Wouldn't her leg look purple when she wakes up? That shit be numb.
>>134409234
Beds aren't made of hard wood
>>134410011
Have you never gone to sleep on your hand?
Also, that is a futon. It is only a few centimetres above hard wood.
>>134407337
That's like asking where the naked apron came from, or where nurse outfits came from.
>>134407751
But when you're older, you'll mostly take showers though
>>134409234
And one numb right arm.
>Yuki Kaji is always involved in anime with lolis
WHY
FUCKING LUCKY MAN
>>134409234
>>134409581
She's superhuman for a reason guys. Her body can withstand that.
>>134410850
I'm pretty sure nurse outfits came from people fetishizing nurses.
>>134412088
What other things can her body withstand?
>>134412298
Well, she is a rabbit, so...
>>134407198
I'll have her for dinner in the bath.
>>134412298
Rough hardcore sex with the force of a tank.
>>134407198
>Dinner
>or Perhaps me
Isn't that the some thing
>>134407198
Obligatory: "I'll have you for dinner in the bath"
>>134412298
Apparently, abuse and rape by faceless men
>>134407337
>>134407997
>>134408324
youtube.com/watch?v=L1IpIb6yJOQ
This is the original. It's changed from "sore to mo neru" to "sore to mo watashi" over the years as memes are wont to.
Why would you want to marry a terminal cancer patient?
>>134407198
Would your loli bethick skinnedenough to say that to you?
>>134407198
>>134415430
What is this?
>>134415430
>>134415481
loli killing machine
>>134407198
Dinner please.
I would like this to be a loli thread.
All in favor?
>>134418135
As per OP's show I'd rather this be a loli suffering thread
>>134418240
I wont stand for that.
>>134412524
>Hajimemashite, fellow Nihonjin
Post more sleeping girls!
>>134418135
Yes, please.
>>134418646
I want to fuck Lala.
>>134415481
A breast pump.
>>134415481
I belive it to be a breast pump.
>>134418993
This looks like a retrace
>>134407198
Just hoping that you survive and that the titty bitch doesn't win is enough for me.
>>134421567
No one's surviving in this story, the author is an edgy little shit.
>>134423446
I still have trouble understanding why someone who hates lolis so much would write a story about them.
>>134418686
>>134423599
Well you answered the question yourself.
>>134415481
Whatever you want it to be
>>134418240
The smug is dead.
>>134423738
Too thick to be a loli!
>>134412524
>that pic
who did this
>>134418240
>4 months till new lose game, excluding delays
Please don't remind me with smug Natsuha.
>>134412524
Fukken saved.
>>134418686
I want to ram Rom!
>>134407198
You're not Tina.
>>134418686
>>134429461
Nepgear did nothing wrong
None because you're not real. I'd rather do this with my girlfriend.
>>134412524
Nice. Saved.
>>134429461
But Rom and Ram are too cute to die, please don't kill them.
>>134412524
what meme is this
>>134412524
Steve Buscemi speaks the truth
>>134407198
fuck off,roleplaying faggot
>>134431495
>15 hours later
>still being this new
>>134407198
I hate this line so much. No one would ever say this.
>>134431907
Nobody will ever truly know
>>134429499
>>134412345
>>134434023
Now you've really lost me.
>>134418135
Loli thread?!
>>134434739
I want to seduce Mokkan.
>>134434943
Best loliballer, I still get a miniature heart attack whenever I remember her saying "fue". And best spats too.
