well /a/?

How the fuck would that stop you from drowning?

>>134155192
The warmth of my thick cock will provide you with a sense of calm that will distract you from the fact that you're fucking drowning.

>>134155192
I laughed harder than i should have.

>>134155234
Why don't you just pull them out of the water?

>>134155263
With my thick cock?

>>134155263
Japanese tradition anon.

Japan is silly.
Being gay is very serious.
The answer is yes.

>>134155356
It might be easier with your hands but if you can do that go ahead, I think he will just be happy to not be dead.

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>New noise
it is time

>person drowning
>stick a dick in it
>hands free to actually swim
Das wisdom