If you could swap lives with any anime girl of your choosing would you do it? It's irreversible, you would never have a dick anymore.
>>134046589
I'd probably end up as a prostitute if I did that.
>>134046589
Yes I would.
>>134046589
Yes
Balalaika.
>Ex-Spetsnaz (The actually cool ones, not the shitty off-branches)
>MASSIVE tits
>Nice hair
>Entire mob of men with guns
>Feared and respected by everyone
Is there any other choice?
>>134046791
>ugly scar
not cute at all!
Anime girls arent alive you silly.
>>134046589
How much money do you want? I don't have much but you can have it all.
>>134047037
neither are you /a/non
>>134047180
Sometimes I wish that was the case.
>>134046589
female ranma
hot water turns me into a guy again
>>134047037
You can't prove that!
Of course
In a heartbeat.
I would become a filthy semen demon in an instant
Any hentai girl.
>>134047316
this nigger is intelligent and he's right.
Dora the explorer
>>134047555
Many hentai girls like to receive dicks in their orifices, I don't know why would you want that anon.
I'd become an old one. Don't really see this as a bad trade.
![Star.Trek.TNG.S03E02 - The Ensigns of Command.mkv_snapshot_01.04_[2015.11.27_22.54.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UcBQMjD.jpg "Star.Trek.TNG.S03E02 - The Ensigns of Command.mkv_snapshot_01.04_[2015.11.27_22.54.05].jpg")
>>134046589
gumiko?
Would I be immortal? Anime girls dont age
>>134047026
>implying you wouldn't still fug her
>>134046589
easy choice senpai
>>134046589
Well, it's not like I'm using this dick anyways.
Thighs
>>134046589
>do I want to be a wealthy, impossibly cute lesbian with bitchin' eyebrows in a rock band with other impossibly cute lesbians?
Do bears shit in the woods?
>>134048005
>with other impossibly cute lesbians?
Er, with other impossibly cute girls, but yeah.
>>134046589
>wanting meme hair
yes
this is who I would be
Who wouldn't?
>>134046589
a vag00 is fine too.
>>134046728
>>134046750
>>134046791
>>134047156
>>134047396
>>134047448
>>134047484
>>134047634
>>134047828
>>134047951
>>134047961
>>134048002
Would you guys be gay, het or bi?
>become god
>will my dick back into existence
Would you follow anime rules and never age or would you grow up to be not cute?
Yes either way
>>134048195
By gay do you mean lesbian or gay from a guy's perspective?
Because I'd totally try to find a handsome guy. Hell might as well pick a great girl that I know has a great guy waiting for her.
Obvious answer is obvious. Of course I would.
>>134048195
Probably try to experience yuri since I coud never do it as a male, then I'd probably become a cum dumpster for some big dicked rich guy.
Though being a cum dumpster for a futa would have the best of both worlds.
The best choice is qt vampire loli
>>134048226
Just avoid the issue altogether by choosing an elf or one of those immortal 5000 year old girls that don't age.
>>134048195
Yes.
>>134048226
But christmas cakes are cute.
>>134046589
As a tranny, yeah, of course I would.
>>134046589
CZ?
>>134048195
Bi
I want to know the feel of being a cocksleeve, but I could never turn down yuri either
>>134047835
>>134048226
I don't know, some anime girls got old like Yoko from Gurren Laggan. It depends on the anime I guess.
>>134048242
I meant gay as lesbian
![[Watashi]_Yozakura_Quartet _-_Tsuki_ni_Naku_01_[480p][FC8372F3].mkv_snapshot_05.28_[2014.02.16_19.02.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aR8RQ99.jpg "[Watashi]_Yozakura_Quartet _-_Tsuki_ni_Naku_01_[480p][FC8372F3].mkv_snapshot_05.28_[2014.02.16_19.02.14].jpg")
Definitely.
>>134046589
>would you become a girl if you could be rich?
Yes.
>>134048195
I'll suck anything! Especially if it pays!
>>134046589I think about this on a daily basis
Integra and/or Seras.
>Living the rest of my days being all comfy in Aqua
Of fucking course
>>134046589
Wait, would SHE have to be in MY body, then?
No, she doesn't deserve that. No one deserves being a hairy virgin with a tiny dick.
>>134048672
>get a gun
>place it in your head
>switch bodies at the same time you pull the trigger
Now you are on her body and she doesn't have to susfer
>>134047003
I'd pick Nibutani as well. Most attractive character design I know.
>>134046791
Doesn't she watch CP all day as part of her routine?
>>134046589
I wish to be /a/non's waifuand NTR him
>>134048740
No, then she's dead
and what if it doesn't work? Then I just shot my perfectly healthy, albeit smelly and virgin, body.
>>134048742
Mitsuki is better
>>134048824
Win - win, no?
So is it safe to say that everyone on /a/ is secretly trans? If only we had perfect sex change technology
I'd be sexy, mean and deadly. And cute.
What else can I wish?
>>134048869
I would totally become a girl if I could, but trans people look awful and nothing like a cute girl.
>>134048824
So you could take baths regularly, work out, find a job, groom yourself so at least she won't suffer in your body.
>>134048869
It's called autogynephilia dude.
>>134048869
I would totally do a complete sex change to female if I could guarantee I would be cute and it would be a perfect, 100% change.
If I got to be an anime girl too then I would probably die of happiness before I can even try it.
>>134048869
See
>>134048987 and >>134048926
If it was magic, I'd jump at the opportunity.
>>134048869
If there was a pill that made me a girl for a day, or a week max, I'd totally do it. Going to 2D is a guarantee that you will be a perfect female being, so there is no risk, but I wouldn't actually want to mutilate my dick for that.
>>134048869
If there was technology to cleanly turn me into an actual cute little girl and not an abomination with a mutilated cut up dick then I can safely say I would use it.
>>134046589
But if I'm turning into an anime girl, I'd lose my dick either way, so what does it matter?
>>134048869
If we ever had that level of technology, we would probably be able to become futanari too. Now that would be heaven.
Would you turn into a cute animetrap?
>>134048869
Absolutely, if it worked flawlessly and was affordable (which means all my money + my kidney, which I would give up for it) then I wouldn't wait even a second.
>>134048869
Who would ever want to become a 3D girl? that sound awful.
But a 2D girl? now that's a different story. literally no one would pass up the opportunity to become a 2D girl.
Simply so I could have that amazing body.
![[FFF] Non Non Biyori - 08 [6695544B].mkv_snapshot_09.53_[2015.03.18_14.42.09].png](https://i.imgur.com/SeloSHs.jpg "[FFF] Non Non Biyori - 08 [6695544B].mkv_snapshot_09.53_[2015.03.18_14.42.09].png")
Because I want komari
>>134049431
I think you want cocks.
![[HorribleSubs]_Hello!!_Kiniro_Mosaic_-_11_[720p].mkv_snapshot_09.22_[2015.06.14_18.40.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bXHw9nA.jpg "[HorribleSubs]_Hello!!_Kiniro_Mosaic_-_11_[720p].mkv_snapshot_09.22_[2015.06.14_18.40.45].jpg")
Rich britjap with my own lesbian servant.
>>134049431
>turning into a little flat girl just for komari
are you sure?
>>134049560
Hotarun is not flat at all, dude.
So I could be with my waifu for real.
>>134049602
But you'd become MY waifu.
>>134049641
That's the point, you are Kyouko right?
>>134049641
Now you just need to find out who his waifu is then you can make both of your dreams come true.
>>134049560
>Flat
>>134049694
No. I'm anon.
But if you became Sayaka, you'd become my waifu.
>>134049593
I confused their names, my bad
Wait, does that mean you want to have sex with a little flat girl? That's even worse!
>>134049641
>>134046589
Well, I'd sterilize myself so I wouldn't have to deal with periods. After that l'd live life as a neet as always, but masturbating with a pussy instead.
>>134048933
>So you could take baths regularly,
I do that.
>work out,
Do that, too.
>find a job,
Got a good one.
>groom yourself
I try.
It doesn't solve my problems.
I'd say Satsuki, but I know I could never live up to her example.
>>134049799
>I'd sterilize myself so I wouldn't have to deal with periods
I think that's totally not how it works.
>>134049799
You disqualified for being a girl.
>>134049431
Great, I'll become Komari then so I can have Hotaru-anon
>>134049735
>No. I'm anon.
Aw, I thought my waifu was real for a moment.
>>134049892
Ah, I see that now. Well whatever is equivalent of removing period permanently.
I just want to become an anime girl for a week so I can know the pleasure of being cummed inside and gang raped until I'm in pure ecstasy.
I don't think there's anything more enjoyable than being a 2D girl and getting raped, they look so happy, I'm jealous.
>>134050041
This. Being surrounded by dicks, getting ravaged over and over and filled with semen, it must be the most heavenly feeling. I really can't blame sluts at all.
I'd turn into Aya, she and me are both shy, nobody would notice fufufuI can't cook for shit though
I don't care which girl, I just want to have large lewd cowtits and be overall sexy, to inadvertently seduce men.
>>134046589
Yes.
>>134050041
>>134050112
I really want this but I don't want to be gay
>>134050620
It's not gay if you're a little girl.
>>134046589
I'd never look back.
>>134050268
This guy's basically right. Bonus points for being school-aged, to enjoy both school life and adult life after.
>>134050041
Decent idea, but if you get addicted you won't be able to enjoy anything else that comes with being a 2D girl
>>134050660
but it's gay to have this kind of fantasy and masturbing furiously thinking about it
Imagine how much would change from you actually making a move on a girl in a yuribait show.
I suspect the other girl would just hate me but oh well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanchard%27s_transsexualism_typology#Autogynephilia_and_autoandrophilia
I only instinctively clicked on this thread because of the kumiko image.
Didn't think I'd find a cesspool of faggots. My mistake.
>>134050688
I am right indeed.
I'd bend over school desks to pick things up and let boys (and girls) look up my skirt, or unbutton the top of my shirt when it's hot and show cleavage.
A huge tease.
If that guy can be Ranma than can I be TailRed
>>134051041
>not wanting to be a cute and pure being
You're the only faggot here
>>134050276
I want nothing more than to be the magical little girl
No fucking shit I would.
>>134051388
>Cute as fuck
>Transform into a sexy outfit
>Everyone loves you
>Probably have a yuri love interest if you're into that
Sounds good to me.
>>134051388
What about being a yuyuyu? Being a yuyuyu is suffering
Okay anons, be honest. If you switched with the girl of your choice, could you fool her friends and family into believing nothing changed?
>>134051521
Yes. Then I'd rape them.
Does female Rito count?
>>134051521
I've watched enough anime with them to know their personality down to a t. desu
>>134051521
Why would I? Nothing would turn me on more than to know that they know there is a perverted man who have taken her skin and wears it for her pleasure. I would masturbate in front of them, debasing their family name.
>>134051551
No. you'd need to pick Run pre-split.
>>134051521
Being a brat is really easy. Also you get to bang Himawari. Win-win.
>>134052014
>Bang Himawari
You're going to have to break that awkward tension between them first
>>134052130
He just needs to act like a decent human being for ten sec-
Oh, okay, I get where you are coming from.
>>134048540
You slut.
>>134052473
Is that a job offer?
>>134051075
My nigga.
Solar a cute.
>>134052473
The correct term is "whore", Anon.
>>134052482
You'd probably do it for free anyways.
>>134048259
If you did, you'd let me do you doggy style right?
>milf
Yes I would
>all these idiots with poor taste
>become the major
>can easily get yourself a new body with whatever dick you want
>operator as fuck
>can abandon your body and just surf the web
>guns for days
>can fuck anyone and anything because it's the future
I'd pick an outrageously sexy, lewd and enticing girl, find a cute /a/non husbando and be his wife, and never NTR him.
>>134052915
That's sweet of you. ;_; I wish to find a waifu like you.
>>134052482
How much would you charge?
>>134048259
Picking Dog Days Characters who live hundreds of years in a world almost completely devoid of violence of suffering isn't fair.
Everyone would be cute animal lolis and busty cat women if that was allowed.
>cute
>get free presents and alcohol
>get to fuck Kaiki
>>134053042
Depends on how good it was.
>>134052608
>tfw I'll never be a schoolgirl prostitute
why even live
>>134052967
Well, I'm still a man, so I'm no waifu.
But I would be.
>>134046589
Only if I was able keep my penis(and balls).
>you'll never have your friend turn into a girl and back him up against in the wall of a convenience store and have him "reluctantly" suck your cocks
>>134053240
Penises are overrated
>>134053301
I'd rather be the one turned into a girl.
How big would you want them?
>>134053134
That one stings the most.
>>134053301
>you will never have more than one cock
>>134053328
>>134053345
This big.
I'd want them perky too, though.
>>134049028
If it was a magical transformation into a cute 2D girl in a 2D world I wouldn't even have to think about it.
>>134053345
>How big would you want them?
Between AAA and A.
>>134053345
You need to stop posting. Every time I see you here or on another board I can't help fantasizing about turning you into my personal cum dumpster buttslut and this is not a healthy view to take towards tripfriends. Just wanted to put that out there that you have been corrupting my immortal soul for more than a few years now.
>>134053345
Big enough to play with, but not tittymonster level.
>>134048926
>>134048987
Not just that, it misses the actual important aspects of being a girl.
If you're just a boy with a cut off dick, what's the point?
>>134053345
Either between A and C or between G and whatever starts to get in the way too much.
It's either small or huge for me.
>>134053578
Anime girls don't act like real girls. They act like boys.
That's why everyone loves 2D girls.
I would everytime
>>134053577
"Tittymonster level" would be a bare minimum for me. I'd want at least this size, and a ridiculous bounce to go with it.
>>134053538
Anon, that's lewd. But sorry, not gonna stop.
Yes please.
Am I the only one here who wants to be flat?
if I swapped into an anime girl body I'd probably end up getting someone like Roach from HSotD and I'd get raped by zombies
is the risk worth it?
>>134054020
Yes.
Just cut off your dick, faggot. Congrats. You're a flat girl.
>>134054026
Hey, if you ended up being Roach, I'd fuck you. Hard.
>>134054067
L-lewd, Anon
>>134052898
as long as you use your powers to molest shotas
I want to have friends who care about me again.
>>134053838
Then I guess we're both just going to have to deal with my erection whenever I see you post. I hope you're happy. Have a good one.
>>134054099
Just stating facts.
I'd fuck Roach.
You'd be Roach.
Therefore, I'd fuck you.
If you acted like Roach, it'd be just rough hatefucking.
If you acted line anon, but had the body of Roach, there might be some affection behind it.
>>134053301
I need to watch TSF Monogatari again.
>>134054157
I could act like Roach if you really wanted me to
>>134053345
The bigger, the better. Two or three sizes bigger than that gif would be great.
>>134054118
I'd molest them as much as legally possible
>>134052911
If I became the major I would totally rape that faggot shota from the 2nd season just to teach him a lesson.
>>134054254
I did not come here to ERP:
We're talking an ideal situation here.
If you WERE Roach, I WOULD fuck you.
But you are not Roach, sadly.
>you become your anime girl of choice
>at first things are fine, even if you are having a little bit of trouble fitting in
>then you start noticing it
>thoughts that you wouldn't think
>memories that don't belong to you
>you try to keep yourself in check
>but with each passing day, bit by bit, your personality and your memories get overwritten by the girl that you chose
>until finally, one day, you forget you were ever your original self
>your past replaced by the girl that you now are
>your memories forever lost
>your self irreversibly rewritten>one day in some dusty corner of your room you find a journal that tells a story of some boy who apparently became youwhat do?
>>134054375
>>>your self irreversibly rewritten
Considering how shit my current self is, and how cute most anime girls are this would probably be for the best.
>>134054147
I apologise. I'll consider your troubles from now on, but can't make any promises.
>>134054266
Good taste.
>>134054375
why did this give me a boner
also I would probably "naaaaniiiiiii" because I am 100% anime girl
>>134054375
Find a cellphone that connects to alternate universes
>>134054375
But isn't it really still just you? Honestly having your personality overwritten seems interesting but my memories too kind of ruins it. I'd like to look back and laugh at what kind of person I used to be and how I'm now a completely different cute girl
>>134054375
>>134054488
Keit-aiThe Prequel
>>134054514
>But isn't it really still just you?
I dunno, it seems like you're basically being slowly reincarnated as anime. You WERE you but now you're not you.
>>134048869
No, if I could become an attractive anime guy I would also take that choice. I just don't want to be me. ;_;
>>134054591
Literally me
>>134054020
No. Good taste.
>>134049557
Muh nigga
>>134054048
It's not the same anon
>>134047634
Nyarlethotep isn't an old one. It's an Outer God.
>>134054375
Wouldn't that be for the best though?
My memories (and my dick) is a fairly low price to pay for becoming a 2D girl
>>134054266
Your back would hurt like hell.
>>134054375
Literally my fetish.
>>134048869
No, wouldn't say so. I'd be inclined to become a 2d girl but if we're talking about the real world then no chance in hell, trannies are fucking weird and disgusting. Pretty happy with being a guy to be honest.
But a 2d girl is a whole other thing.
>>134046589
Why do I want a dick, when I can have all the dicks?
turn me into a lesbian, now!
>>134055011
Anime girls don't have back problems unless it's relevant to a subplot or one-off gag
>>134054375
Hot, wouldn't it be for the best though? Most of us could never be as perfect or happy as a 2D girl.
>anon makes the switch
>it's not like his Japanese anime at all
>he gets cramps all the time
>he feels bloaty
>his pussy smells really bad because he's too embarrassed to buy douche
>bad at shaving and waxing, so hairy asshole
>bad at make-up, so ugly
>still eats like trash so has a shitty pear-chan shaped body
>other girls aren't interested in him
>only gross nasty as fuck otaku wanna fuck
>suddenly bad at math
>can't understand logic
>wild mood swings
N O P E
O
P
E
>>134055011
2D girls only suffer back pain when it's for comedic effect or to make flatties feel better about themselves, though.
>>134046589
no because they'd have my life
>>134048195
I'd be gay with a bit of dick on the side.
>>134055397
Learn to read, op said you switch with an anime girl
>>134055170
I don't think his implication was trans, since he said perfect sex change technology. Trannies are pretty gross.
>swap lives
>don't understand Japanese
>everyone expects aisatsu
>don't know/remember names, events, or common local knowledge
>everyone is super suspicious of you and investigates
UH OOOOOOOOOOOH
>meanwhile, back on regular Earth
>Anon is acting like a faggot speaking Japanese and adopting female mannerisms
>no one notices the change
>>134055573
but if you spoke japanese with female mannerisms in real life, wouldn't you do that in anime too?
you're not making sense, anon
What if you were an anime girl, and the body you're possessing right now was an /a/non who took this deal?
>>134055602
Nah, there's a difference from OHAYOU, MINNASAAAAAN shit that weebs pick up and actually holding a conversation in Japanese, at least to the Japanese.
To your parents that have been dealing with your weeaboo ass, they won't know the difference.
>HE'S GOIN' ON ABOUT THEM CHINESE CARTOONS GAIN
>>134055627
>>134055397
>>bad at shaving and waxing, so hairy asshole
>>still eats like trash so has a shitty pear-chan shaped body
>>bad at make-up, so ugly
>>suddenly bad at math
All that self projection
>>134055397
>>134055573
This is why my ideal situation is to become the anime girl and get her personality and memories, but with a vague sense of my "old" self still intact.
>>134055627
>me wanting to be a cute girl is just a subconscious projection from my old life where I actually was one
I'll kill that motherfucker, I want to be back to being a cute girl, RIGHT NOW
>>134048211
>Haruhi with a dick
Lose-lose anon
Top tier choices :
- The Major
- Ranma
- At-will Shapeshifters
- Deities
>>134054375
>Oh no
>Not me
>I never lose control
>>134055682
>tfw hairless lankfag but still know all of those things about 3D girls are true
Where's the projection, anon? Have you never met an actual gril?
>>134055793
It depends on the girl. It's much worse for some than for others.
And OP clearly said anime girl so that doesn't apply anyway.
>>134055793
>This projection
>Implying 2D=3D
>>134046589
I would but I'm afraid I'd be a huge slut and be far too gone mentally at some point soon after getting off to pleasuring anons, both male or female. Is that bad, /a/?
>>134055793
>Implying I'm bad at shaving
>Implying I eat like trash
>Implying I'm bad at math
>Implying I'm bad at makeup
You need to stop projecting
>>134046589
I'd trade my dick for all that NFA shit.
>you will never be a cute little girl
>you will never be bullied by another anon for your maximum faggot choice
>you will never be his little slut after relentless bullying
>>134056129
Why live?
>>134056129
>Choose small little girl
>Other anon choose big curvy girl
>Bullies me for being a faggot and choosing the small girl leering over me with their large tits
yes please
>>134055869
>you will never be impregnated by anon and experience the wonders of pregnancy
>>134055869
I think about half of the posters here are trying to repress that desire.
>>134056129
>>134056199
It goes the other way around, too. You could bully them for cowtits and generally lewd body, if you're into that.
>>134056287
>It goes the other way around, too. You could bully them for cowtits and generally lewd body, if you're into that.
If they don't start beating you for daring to talk back to them.
>>134056287
Why repress it?
>>134056445
Fucking size advantage
>>134046589
Become my waifu.
Go to friend, who shares a waifu with me.
See reaction.
>>134056547
You're going to get cream-pied by said "friend". Was that your plan all along?
>>134048195
Probably still gay.
>>134055759
It's not about revenge you piece of shit Diamond Dog.
>>134056287
>It goes the other way around, too. You could bully them for cowtits and generally lewd body, if you're into that.
This has always been a huge turn on for me. Being some huge, HUGE breasted girl, like muneneko huge, and getting ridiculed for it, to varying degrees of severity.
>>134056129
>>134056287
literally Himawari and Sakurako
>>134056581
Meh. It'll have to happen, I suppose.
>>134056774
You could even get pregnant if you don't use protection, anon!
>>134056815
Well, I mean, if I need to get pregnant in order to be convincing, I'll do it.
It would be weird, otherwise, wouldn't it?
>>134057022
But then you'd be stuck as you're waifu with a pregnant belly and give birth to your friend's child!
>Become loli
>show teachers my math skills
>instantly get worldwide recognition because I'm a genius
>get scholarship for a top tier uni
Yes please.
I pick this one for the greatest experience of being a cute girl
>>134046589
her, all day everyday.
YES OFCOURSE
but then again a dick is a really really fun organ
hmm
>>134057187
you can have fun with other people's dicks
>>134057118If this is relevant, my friend is an /a/non
>>134057247
A-are you my friend /a/non?
>>134057283
I'd consider us friends, anon.
Why do you ask?
>>134057341
I'm only lewd with my friends.
i wish i could study piano at a conservatory.
>>134057378
Do they accept your lewdness?
Not exactly anime, but this one
