How do you eat this thing, /a/?
>>133967560
With your mouth.
>>133967560
>I don't know how to eat.
>>133967560
no one will get this refrence dude, oldfags like us are a dying breed
from the bottom, so there's more delicious cream with every bite
>>133967560
How can this be /a/ related?
>>133967560
That looks fucking disgusting in real life.
>>133967560
>>133967606
>>133967638
>mfw
>>133967560
>tumblr
fucking faggot
>>133967560
With your mouth.You can stick it up your ass too though.
>>133967606
New or old, if you haven't watched Rucky Stah you might as well kill yourself
What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry Konata fanart? She isn't a Venus, people. Consider the kind of activities she engages in and the shit that goes into her (once again, not in the context of your shitty art).
First off, her figure. She's abnormally short and skinny, with a chest like a wall. Probably isn't going to change, either. Second, hair. She has dark, messy, probably frizzy hair down to her (flat, see previous) ass. Third, face. She has the goofiest face any of the characters have ever seen, them being brought to raucous laughter with the mere sight of it. She has an IRL catlip. Pic very related, that's her normal expression. On top of that, living off of chocolate cornets and other junk and staying inside for eternity probably hasn't given her a particularly vibrant complexion.
All this, combined with the fact that she probably fucks like a minx, make her over nine-thousand times sexier than the way you ingrates depict her. Picture this goofball at her monitor, in a dark room, with stoner-eyes from solo hunting for 7 hours straight, smelling like instant ramen and bed B.O., butt-fucking naked and horny off of some ero game. Her mouth tastes like the cheap, salty residue at the bottom of the styrofoam cups that litter her bed, and her hair sticks out every which way as she sticks a filthy finger into her dripping cunt, one hand still on that nasty, mucous-covered mouse. A few double clicks later, the chair where her plush, pasty pale ass is situated is sprayed with cum, and she STILL smells like morning mouth. That's the Konata I want to fuck.
>>133967606
>>133967613
>>133967643
Those people deserve a choco cornet
>>133967606
>>133967670
>Is shit, but is old, so is worth a watch
Kill yourself.
>>133967560
this made me drop the show but apparently it gets better so I'm gonna pick it up again soon
/blog
what episode should I start at?
>>133967560
obviously you're supposed to slice it
>>133967703
It's a classic by now, you filthy hipster.
>>133967716
the end of episode 24
>>133967560
Ask Yamakan.
>>133967731
>It's entry level anime.
FTFY
>>133967751
redit
>>133967560
>cannot unsee poop pastry
>>133967606
Everyone has seen Lucky Star by now you retard.
>>133967807
counter arguement: this thread
>>133967560
stick dick in and let your friend eat it. then do the same for his.
>>133967751
>I only watch 'manly' anime and am a retard
>>133967807
I tried watching it back in 2009 and it sucked so I deleted it from my computer and never looked back
>>133967716
>but apparently it gets better
No it doesn't.
>>133967606
>Knowing LS references makes you an oldfag
>>133967840
Nice projection.
>>133967807
most of /a/ hasn't watched more than 50 shows
>>133967606
>2015
>not having cancer
I bite the tip off and suck the contents out.
>>133967875
ive been on /a/ since 2005 so i think i qualify
>>133967678
god i love this pasta
>>133967909
ive been here since 2003
>>133967560
>stick your dick in it
>suck it off your own dick
Any other way is doing it wrong
>>133967926
1999 here
>>133967926
why are you replying to me
>>133967560
Neither anime nor manga.
Where are the mods?
>>133967963
>lol what is a lucky star thread xd?
>>133967751
There is literally nothing wrong with entry level anime.
>>133967955
>why are you replying to me
Because I love you.
Good thread here, guys.
>>133967940
1475 here
>>133968047
Please dump creepy tsubasa to save this thread.
>>133968056
(you)
>>133968029
whoa this is hot
>>133968056
>>>/vg/
>>133967606
>and the pretentious faglord of the day award goes to
>>133968056
>IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD
Perfect.
>>133967560
The short side first. Easier to put in your mouth.
>>133968141
But what if it comes out of the bottom?
>>133967606
>people who watched luckystar are now considered oldfags
What world do we live in.
>>133968184
you're living in the future
that shit aired almost a decade ago
get over it
>tfw you watched the entire show on youtube with each episode split in 3 parts
Those were the days.
>>133968029
>>133968056
>janny keeps deleting this classic copypasta
No fun allowed
post lewds
>>133968263
It wasn't fun
I couldn't get past the first ep. Is it really just little girls eating weird pastries?
>>133967560
>eating Poop Bread
>>133968362
Yeah. It was a big hit.
>>133967560
In one bite
I want to protect this smile.
>>133967560
That episode.... took me a week to watch it from start to end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03x0bU2w9HI
>>133968521
>CHO
>>133968571
I swear I listen to this at least once a day.
>>133968184
Lucky Star was like 9 years ago. I think that counts as old by now.
>>133967560
With a fork and a knife
>>133968605
No you don't, reddit.
>>133967697
there it is
>>133968571
thanks I needed that
>>133968652
>>133968521
You failed.
>>133967600
>>133967605
>>133967638
>These faggots never saw Lucky Star
>>133968639
And a 9 year old stinky shit too. I mean, who would honestly recommend Lucky Star a watch? Only the OP gets posted.
>>133968384
>>133968571
>hi hi sasuage
>>133968725
Who are you quoting?
>>133968779
Just guessing, but he's probably quoting the people whose posts he linked
>>133968779
You.
>>133968793
Just read those posts, he didn't.
>>133968791
Refer to
>>133968056
>>133968848
Maybe he's a main character and that was his internal monologue.
>Just fapped to Konata
>This thread pops up
Almost 100 replies and it's still not happening.
>>133968247
iktfb
Ignorance truly is bliss, now I have constant anxiety about whether I'm watching something in the best quality I can
I take constant screen shots I can use as reaction images but am too afraid to share them because the way MPC names files reveals so much about what you watched and how you watched it.
th-thanks /a/
>>133968915
What isn't happening?
>>133968930
DON'T ASK
YOU'LL SUMMON THEM TO THE THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2JRfKTiTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H6hJwwqAH4
>>133968930
You know, "that".
>>133968956
Do you want "that" to happen?
>>133968950
is that nato?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PORN
>>133968909
oh no you didn't
>>133968965
I don't even know what "that" is.
>>133968965
Sure.
Holy shit, the autism and cancer in this thread is off the charts.
Why haven't the Mods banned all you fuckers yet?
Sage and report. Fuck off to reddit or whereverr you came from.
>>133969033
Sage isn't a downvote, silly anon.
>>133969033
Fuck off, this is a thread for oldfags.
Have you guys ever eaten one of these?
How it feels when you put your dick inside?
>>133967560
butthole first
>>133969074
If this is how oldfags act, i'm glad old /a/ is dead.
Not even SnK threads are as bad as this one.
How you are suppose to eat it:
>Flat, either way
How you can eat it? See Konata. Its lewd.
>>133969137
>trying to bait oldfags
>>133969137
newfag pls
>>133967560
>tumblr
>internet explorer
All kinds of fuck
>>133968076
1453 here. Started lurking after Constantinople fell.
I liked the first four episodes
>>133968184
Not really. Lucky Star is entry tier, it's not like we consider people that watched TTGL oldfags now too.
>>133969393
Do people really watch Lucky Star as one of their first anime nowadays?
>>133967606
>LS
>oldfag
>>133969483
No way.
>>133969483
I don't think that's the case. LS is not popular enough for that.
>>133969483
I don't see why not, Konata is still popular.
>>133969282
>these newfags joined after the dark ages
>>133969483
Yes.
>>133969483
No doubt. Entry level anime tastes lag behind for years. People are still watching bebop as their first.
You eat he head first.
>>133967560
you don't
>>133969483
Not possible. It was among my first, but that was in 2010, and I begun watching it because it was almost on every Youtube Poop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUt6dIGdGLg
>>133969992
Terrifying.
>>133968798
So she's 9 years older than when I first looked at her.
Would still bang.
>>133969992
3d is so fucking repulsive
>>133969992
How many of them are already dead?
There is no such thing as Lucky Star threads on /a/ anymore.
For there is only FREEDOM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_vm3YFkG8
I hate to admit it, even to myself but this show is what got me into anime.
I watched Azumanga Daioh after this and that solidified my path to /a/.
I hate it.
is it time to post the hotblooded version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxk1MIS6ov4
>>133970457
>I hate it.
But why anon? What show would you rather be your gateway into anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c8L63uUFcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpNXwp39ee4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW8OWoURyMM
>>133969992
>>133970745
I'd rather not have slipped down this slope at all.
Heck if I didn't have internet I wouldn't even know what anime was.
>>133967703
>is old
>>133967731
>classic
WTF is wrong with you people?
Lucky Star aired in 2007.
>>133970858
Well gee, sorry to hear that, you make such nice company too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcO6FyimUdw
Looking at this thread makes me feel old. i don't know what to feel
>>133969741
Sauce?
We all know where this thread is going.
>>133971385
Shame.
>>133971461
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/610645/c84e70a7c0/
>>133967670
I've seen it, but it's shit. I wish I had my time back.
>>133971519
Danke
>>133967731
It's not even old, nor is it a classic.
>>133967606
>hey guys anybody remeber Lucky Star xD so old!
>>133971484
whats this?
>>133967560
Why don't I see more of these in America fug
I haven't watched LS since it finished airing. Should I give it a rewatch?
>>133971832
HUNGAH!
>>133968918
Just do what I do and rename everything before you post it. I mean, shit, half the crap I post is from when I used VLC, and nobody can fucking tell.
>>133969483
Yes.
It was nice knowing you guys
>>133971813
>>133971884
hajimeta
>>133967560
I want one of those.
>>133969483
It was the first anime I watched. So I can believe if people still do it.
>>133969282
>he missed the happening shit posting when Rome fell
I feel bad for you.
>>133968918
>not randomizing your filenames
>>133969672
>not shitposting in the agora while budding it with Aristotle
Oh Bog, nyet.
>>133972182
And people say anime isn't art.
Lucky Star is and always has been SoL moeshit.
>>133967678
Anon noster qui es in basement
Sanctificetur nomen tuum
Adveniat copypastam tuum
Fiat voluntas tua
Sicut in quattro et in chan
Boner nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie
Et dimite nobis libida nostra
>>133973530
Yeah, but it was the trailblazer, earning it a unique distinction and a free pass.
>>133969483
Aren't there references in LS that beginners won't get?
>>133967606
>oldfags like us
Topkek m8
>>133969741
I'm glad someone else knew what to do.
>>133967560
>>133974562
A few years from now, KlK will be a show only oldfags will remember.
>>133969483
I'm a newfig and it's one of the first animes I've seen, so yes. Konata's enough of a popular meme character to make LS entry level.
>>133969483
I mean, I did, but that was a good few years ago
>LS
Literally, Japanese Family Guy.
>>133971519
>it feels like its eating me
YES, FOUND IT
One day, I am going to complete this silly ass hentai text checklist.
>>133972418
>he didn't lurk /cp/ (cave paitings)
Can't smash rock furiously enough.
>>133967560
You don't eat it, you.......... E A T it....
>>133967560
Rip off the top and eat it with the excess filling then eat normally.