This has no right to actually be decent!
>>132152817
So is it good?
>>132153651
Yes.
>>132153651
No.
>>132153651
Maybe.
>>132153651
Unclear, ask again later.
The Qwaser guys did this, right?
Please tell me there won't be any guys in this
>>132154532
There won't.
What's female Jotaro name, i didn't pay attention. Watching boobies!!!
>>132154560
Excellent
>>132154532
mamori's dad is in the first scene
>>132154532
Can you stand a reverse trap who will think she is a guy but have female body and use strap-on instead?
>>132152817
I like the ending. It's cute.
>>132153976
Asynchronous docking?
>>132153651
It is a poorly animated not-quite-hentai with a plot and characters to match and only a handful of lewd scenes short enough to fit into a single webm that focus almost entirely on tits that are disproportionately large with massive, misshapen aereolas. Also, there are no male characters in it.
Whether or not it is good depends entirely on whether or not you're able to masturbate to any of the things listed above.
>>132157269
>poorly animated
Where?
>>132157336
The animation wasn't bad, in particular, just boring. Like when Jojo lite sprinted across the arena to save Virgin from Eyepatch.
>>132152817
But it's not, it's trash.
>>132154532
Did you miss all the phallic imagery in the first episode? Men play a role, they're just the enemy.
>>132154532
There is my boyfriend.
Never in my entire life have I ever been hyped over a Chinese cartoon
>>132157800
What a man among men. I can't wait until shows these gross dykes the pleasures of the dick.
>>132157269
Show me on the doll where the lesbian hurt you.
Pretty much AOTS.
![[Commie] Yuyushiki - 02 [BD 720p AAC] [92FA4665].mkv_snapshot_00.30_[2015.04.03_23.28.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Il9TiXz.jpg "[Commie] Yuyushiki - 02 [BD 720p AAC] [92FA4665].mkv_snapshot_00.30_[2015.04.03_23.28.20].jpg")
>>132158518
Yeah, the biggest man of them all.
>>132158573
I like the yuri, the cowtits just ruin the sex appeal for me and sex appeal is all the show has. Not everyone will love or hate something based solely on the presence of lesbians.
>>132152817
Yuri makes everything batter.
>>132158830
Nobody is forcing you to watch it.
>>132152817
KYU KYU KYU KYU KYU
ZU-KYUN ZU-KYUN
>>132158911
This comeback doesn't really work when there's only one episode out.
>>132158617
Cunnilingus would make it AOTY.
>>132158978
OOOOOBAAAAAADRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEEEEEEEE
>>132159033
There's a good chance that that might happen. I mean, it happened in Qwaser alreaady.
>>132158911
This, holy shit, everyone already knew there would be girls with large breasts before it even aired and it's not even strictly an anime with only large breasts.
>>132159127
I hope. Lesbians are created for cunnilingus.
>>132158518
It's a woman...
But it's okay anonette.
We know you love the carpet.
>>132158830
Excuse me. But I'm a fan of forced body modification and ganguro either natural or forced by outside alterations, and this anime is indeed my fetish.
>>132159465
>forced body modification
>ganguro either natural or forced by outside alterations
Did I miss something?
![[Commie] Valkyrie Drive ~Mermaid~ - 01 [67AD5F69].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.10.12_21.13.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FoKnaYR.jpg "[Commie] Valkyrie Drive ~Mermaid~ - 01 [67AD5F69].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2015.10.12_21.13.43].jpg")
>>132159599
Her Arm pierced her arm.
>>132152817
Any idea why commie named the ED chapter "ctrl+W" in their release?
>>132159297
Stop with your bullshit right now, can't you see how he's peerless paragon of masculinity? Look at how his manly war-paint (and to think these disgusting lesbian sympathizers call it "lipstick") accentuates his chiseled features, look at these delicious child-siring hips, look at how his broad, manly chest is clearly hiding a massive, succulent, milky bosom that no dyke can hope to have.
Can you say with a straight face that this is a woman?
>>132159722
>Can you say with a straight face that this is a woman?
Either way, I want to stick my dick into it.
>>132159722
It's a reverse trap.
>>132159843
>this.
>>132159846
Is that a woman or man though?
Seems like someone drew a feminine guy and then said, It's a woman.
>>132160057
Woman, no doubt. Not that it matters.
Are you fuckers ready?
It doesn't matter if there are no males, as long as there are long hard objects they can stuff between their tits
>>132159672
was that blood her hymen?
>>132160206
She was eating her arm.
>>132153976
where can i find the uncensored version?
and when/where do all the uncensored versions for other anime come out?
>>132160300
Usual place.
>>132152817
Kotonome a cute.
>>132160130
>Lady lady
>only one of them has lady on her name
This shouldn't bother me but it does.
>>132160130
I want her to do paizuri with that swaying motion
>>132160130
This evokes something like a parody of "taberu" from koufuku graffiti.
>>132160687
Isn't it a title?
Be a mean "din do muffin" bitch.
Do crime.
Kill, Rob, Drug and Hoe.
Can't get death sentence cause of rare blood condition.
Gets sent to lesbian Island instead.
At the age of 24.
Get thrown out in missile, expect the worst, wah? Some bitch wearing a bikini is pointing a gun at a kid wearing nothing but a virgin logo while I'm high in the air biatch. What. the. fuck?
Do a barrel roll!, fall in between them.!
Hands off mah bitch, bitch.
Holy fuck, little bitch turned into a sword!
Other bitch trying to shoot at me.
Where the fuck am I?
>>132160130
I never thought cowtits could be cute but there you go.
>>132160130
Will banana tits become mainstream?
>>132160909
Narnia
or post-apocalyptic Murrica
>10kg of boobs
>>132160909
I can't even call this a shitpost, this is just shit.
>>132160057And then he ruined it with dicks.
>>132161169
Nigga that ain't a rich body, that's a Bill Gates body.
>>132161341
If you think her tits are enormous. You should see her ass. Everytime she bends over, she has to watch out for horse mistaking her behind from a mare's
>>132160057
They say in the character profile that it's a man.
>>132161169
Imagine getting tittyfucked when the rack weighs TWENTY TWO FUCKING POUNDS.
>>132161665
Can you even get your hips up after she rests her tits on your dick?
>>132159672
Stuff like this and the bruised up chicks make me wonder if this series will eventually have some guro. We don't even know if the BDSM team survived- the sadist was pretty shocked at her weapon being destroyed,which could suggest actual death.
Mmm....10kg of titty dying....
>>132161169
Lightweight.
>>132160130
TEN KG
E
N
K
G
>>132160921
Itty bitty big fat titties.
>>132161169
>10kg
I kinda wish they put a little more thought into these sorts of metrics. Boobs are pretty light per volume of flesh. If she really had 10kg tits they'd be well past her waist.
>>132161661
Anon please your new is showing.
>>132160130No.
>>132153651
It's the result of boiling down the creator's id into a lurid slurry and then imprinting that directly onto animation cells.
If you like terribly-animated tripe, yurishit, and poorly drawn tits, then yeah, it's good. But if you just wanted sapphic lewdness then you'd be better off just searching for "yuri big tits".
VD's intended fanbase are horny young boys such as crossboarding /v/ermin who want to wack it to some tits but don't have the balls to just fucking beat off to some porn, so they watch this and shitpost about how they came a million times. This can also be seen from their ludicrously overblown reactions to any criticism of this series, namely "call them a homo X 1,000,000", demonstrating that they can't pass the bar for discussion on /a/, which is impressive given that it's damn near on the fucking ground.
>>132161885
Depends on the definition of "guro".
If you're asking if they can die?
No, not really. If they did, we would have death camps instead of reserve islands.
Either way, the mains question you really wanted to know [/spoiler] Mutilation and other nefarious practices of extreme masochism such as amputee bitch girls on all fours is a thing an infected could play with her liberator, assuming she would then cum and turn into a weapon and then return to her natural form. [/spoiler]
Who knows, I'm making shit up.
>>132160130
Ready? I can't fucking sleep because miss 10kg is keeping my dick on full alert 24/7
>>132162133
>people who like what I don't like are the /v/ boogidyman
>>132162095
No, I'm pointing out that it's opposite of them drawing a guy and saying it's a woman
>>132161169
Cow tits are disgusting. The oversized boobs in this are completely putting me off the show. The virgin has about the perfect size. Not too big, not too small, perfect grab size.
>>132161169
Does that mean with that mass and size the density is more than normal? Can someone science up some stats using scaled measurements?
>>132162133
>trying this hard to sound intelligent in an ecchi series thread
Compensating for your lowtest much?
>>132162133
Holy shit, I tip my fedora to you good sir
>>132162042
Maybe her breasts specifically are extremely dense?
>>132162133
Joey? You alright man?
You trippin? Just lie down and put your legs up so the blood flows better to your head.
I'll go get a wet towel.
I hope they'll use OVERDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE often, that was the shit
>>132162210
In the first fight scene though, they confirm that the beach pair don't have mortal wounds. Which implies the possibility of pairs dying.
>>132163146
Er, by confirm I mean they report that.
"How are our people?" "In no mortal danger."
What would be the point of that if there weren't deaths before?
>>132162042
Google Ting Hiafen. Second-biggest natural breasts in the world and they weight 10kg, they look pretty similar in size to Lady J.
I won't post pics because 3D.
This series is getting such great fanart
>>132163583
>About
Ya know, this could have turned for the worse if virgin girl lacked luck. I do not think the others were more gentle if they had found her.
Also, i think she belongs to the pink haired girl judging by the art.
>>132162232
What does the J stands for?
>>132164787
Jugs
>>132164716
>Also, i think she belongs to the pink haired girl judging by the art.
You mean Charlotte?
>>132160130
It's like her boobs are swaying HER, instead of the other way around!
>100 posts
>no best girl
For shame.
>>132164716
No one really wants to hurt anyone. In the end they just want to be with the person they feel more comfortable with. She is among of their kind now. I am sure she does not feel threatened by the touch of her handler either.
>>132165038
People already posted Lady J.
>>132164974
Yes. I think she is a liberator.
>>132165038
>that chest
>girl
are any sub groups doing the uncensored or just the raws?
>>132165115
>Yes, girl.
>>132164974
>filename
Who the fuck posts this shit on Facebook?
>>132165140
Why does he tuck it under?
>>132164974
How adorable. She suffers from napoleon complex because of her height.
>>132165131
memesubs
>>132165200
guess i'm waiting for bds
>>132165178
Becauseyou're in denial.
>>132165115
Anon. Even if she was a boy or another thing before the virus struck, it doesnt really matter.
She is a she.
There are no men on the island.
That we know of.
>>132165097
We saw her sporting some weird mix of claws and wings on the second PV so she's definitely a liberator
https://youtu.be/SCefSGHmqyo?t=1m10s
Also, going by the series twitter it seems i has picked up steam due the premiere. The series trended on Japan's twitter and they sold out the advanced screening of episode 2
http://gigazine.net/news/20151011-valkyrie-drive-machiasobi15/
Left or Right?
>>132165174
Charlotte wants her for herself because she see her as a plaything/pet
The other sees and treats her more than a weapon but rather like a human being she has fallen in love with.
>>132165315
w-what? Nonsense! Of course there's a guy.
Need more Lady
>>132165300
They're actually fine, bar one or two lines. Funi's aren't out yet, but another group will probably slap their subs on the uncensored raw when they are.
>>132165478
i-i'm not a gay or anything, but this man gives me a raging boner
>>132161169
Is boobs mass part of their weight or additional?
>>132165174
I'd forgotten about this image. Can't wait to see this happen.
>>132165429
Both. Don't limit me.
>>132153976
Was it rape?
Now we're just lacking a proper scan of the nude poster
>>132165038
Her smile is charming
>>132165038
Are there any better girls than her this season?
>>132165478
I have my step and suspicions considering no bust size was given and they talk it as an it rather than she or he.
>>132165598
The face of red-haired girl is very uguu.
>>132165588
No.
Was it illegal? Yes.
The girl is barely 16 and the blonde is at least 25, but I have heard stuff like her being 28
>>132165756
Probably because we will never see Governor naked or in any special action in general.
>>132165855
She kissed her and fondled her without consent, that is LITERALLY rape.
>>132165884
It's a sexy rape I can get behind.
>>132165750
In my opinion, no.
this is h-anime ...
>>132165884
She enjoyed it so it isn't rape.
What's up with lesbians ignoring physics?
>>132165038
She lied about the size of her breasts, a crime worse than murder.
>>132165922
>...
Learn to capitalize your sentences and stop abusing ellipses. Also, it's an ecchi show.
>>132165922
Yes. A very high budget one too. This is why we are being civil. If this shit didnt have porn we would bitching and going at each others throats.
So, for now. We are discussion theories involving the plot.
>>132165980
since because you said it nicely ...
>>132165884
Without penetration at most it's sexual assault.
>>132160783
Go back to you avarage harem thread, hetfucker!
>>132165855
Do we have any evidence for Mirei being 25 OR 28?
>>132165959
If you're not bound by the laws of society, you're also not bound by the laws of physics.
Come on man, that's like, basic knowledge.
How can someone in an ecchi show be so pure?
>>132166174
No judge would imprison her, she is too good looking.
>>132165968
I've forgiven cute girls for murder before, I can live with it.
>>132166239
It would be like locking a fox in a hen house.
>>132166239
She's also smitten by her loli
>>132166325
I do love me some big nipples. If a girl has really big tits but small nipples, it looks weird.
>>132166371
Is this 'gap moe'?
>>132165503
>implying that Funi hasn't quietly decided not to do this after seeing how lewd it is
If you go to Funi's site you won't see any mention of Valkyrie Drive (They normally have a minisite for their shows before the even start.
No such thing for VD)
>>132167100
No tho
http://www.funimation.com/shows/valkyrie-drive-mermaid/home
>>132166948
>I'M JAAACKING OFFFF AGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNN
I wonder, does Funi simulcast start already?
>>132167270
>>132167330
I want to fuck those jelly like breasts.
Reminder that a Lady J is a device that lets women pee while standing
>>132167642
No problem, I'm also into squirting.
Peeing when?
>>132161169
Is she the bike?
>>132167881
Yes
>>132167849
Full Cross Ange mode when?
Cavities search when?
Why was Mirei sent to the island? It obviously wasn't just an accident that she happened to get arrested and turned up at the same time as Mamori. She went there with a purpose.
>>132167881
That ass, holy shit.
>>132168134
Never
Fuck Cross Ange
>>132168431
Because the island is where she meets Tusk, duh.
>>132168431
It also looke dlike she knew something.
I hate jelly boobs
>>132168431
Is Mirei sexy?
>>132169531
Mirei is sexy and also cute.
>>132169531
She's OK but Lady and Lady are sexier
I feel this show should be enshrined and stored for eternal posterity.
>>132168989
>Mamori is Tusk
>healthy girls
>womanXwoman relationships
This is a nice fresh of air for yuri, i was kinda tired of seeing schoolgirls with body of toothpicks kissing andholding hands
>>132169596
a rare combination
>>132152817
>Mamaori is a pussy
>then the pussy is eaten
>>132169718
Amen brother
The ED is so cute if I don't get VDM nendos or at least some chibi-style prize figures I will die
Am I the only one a little disappointed by Valkyrie Drive?
I mean, the flagrant and continuing fanservice betrays and semblance of seriousness in this show. It's almost is if it's a parody if itself.
>>132171152
Oral scene when?
>>132171314
>Lady J nendo
That would be something else.
>>132171346
Well, Qwaser delivered the goods on episode 4. I don't think Mirei is quite up to Katja's standards, though. She's going to bumble until the last minute if not forever.
>>132171362
They made a Cattleya nendo so it's not like it's not possible.
>>132171411
If anything Mirei's going to be Hana, I think.
>>132171449
Yeah, I realized the problem there as I was typing it, but let's face it, that happened because Katja forced it, not because Hana was seducing her. It reaLLY WASN'T THE BEST EXAMPLE BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH PUSSYLICKING i CAN USE AS AN EXAMPLE.
FUCKING CAPS LOCK. I AIN'T RETYPING THAT.
>>132161885
Mirei said they'd die if they didn't fight. Whether she actually knows what she's talking about is a different matter.
>>132171541
It's okay, it just makes you look really enthusiastic. I suppose it could be their mid-season crisis of confidence where they start experiencing lesbian bed death and Mirei finally has to fully commit and eat Mamori out to get her to weaponize.If you really loved me you'd pee on me ;_;
>>132171715How can you say you love her
>>132171794if you can't even eat her poop?
>>132152817
/r/equesting gif of the QUALITY crab
Fuck off Tamaofags
>>132171715
>final episode
>mirei fights the main villain and is easily overpowered, being knocked to the ground and causing mamori to de-transform
>they're both bruised and battered lying on the ground
>mirei rolls over and crawls over to mamori, gentling taking her face in her hand>"I love you" she whispers
>they kiss
>then mirei moves down to mamori's crotch and slides down her panties
>sticks her tongue in as mamori's squeals echo and transition into a new transformation sequence
>ultra super hyper miracle romantic mode activated
>mirei appears completely healed in a swirling vortex holding a now powered up mamori
>>132172538
I will be so disappointed now if this doesn't happen.
>>132170352
>tired of seeing schoolgirls with body of toothpicks
>>132172538
I wonder what their opponent thinks
>yeah, those lesbians are just eating each other
>guess I'll wait
>>132172051
Virgin looks pretty cool there herself.
>>132172689
Obviously the villain gets so hot from watching she masturbates off screen while waiting for them to finish.
>>132172689
>>132172916
It's not like it's that different from your typical villain who just stands there to listen to the heroes' heroic speech instead of taking his chance to kill the MC while he's giving the speech
>>132173105
Honestly, being distracted by two hot girls going at it in front of you is a better reason to be distracted.
How can they show tits on TV?
>>132173966
Well, the original image is encoded into a radio signal which is broadcast across the country, which is then picked up by an antenna connected to your TV which then decodes the signal back into the original image of plump 2D breasts.
>>132174075
Thanks smartassanon
>>132164974
>>132167270
>>132167330
I think I may just watch this show for this haughty bitch.
>>132173966
Only cable does it
>>132174562
Where is it airing?
Someone should make seiyuu chart: Mirei is Index, Charlotte is Chihaya, Rain is Eriri, Lady J is Asia, Torino is Belldandy, Meifon is Loki, Momoka is Yaya and Mamori is Moeko
>>132174587
On paid channel ATX
>>132167184
>user rating: 1 star
kek
>>132174865
>implying Index is Yuka's most prominent role
>>132174865
>Momoka is Yaya
Holy fucking best girl sighting. I cannot hold it in any longer she better have a huge role.
>>132174960
I agree.SENKOU
>>132174865
>implying Loki is Shikaco's most prominent role
Senketsusubs has funi ripped subs up for anyone who doesn't want to deal with commie memesubs.
>>132175372
There is only one meme this episode, it's pretty good.
>>132175372
In which days funi releases VD?
>>132175269
>Endowed rice goddess becomes flat cowgirl goddess
Why is she so best?
>>132175372
funi already aired it?
>>132175460
You mean flat cowgirl kike, right?
>>132152817
Why?
>>132175405
>Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid
>Simulcast: Saturdays at 12:00pm Eastern
Looks like episode 2 and later should be out every Saturdays.
>>132175512
>http://www.funimation.com/shows/valkyrie-drive-mermaid/videos/official/im-getting-deflowered
Ep.1 is out on their site,
>>132175398
I'll agree that this ep wasn't as bad as some commie shit but who knows what the future holds.
>>132175812
I'm Europoor so I can't see it. I was just curious since no one mentioned it and then suddenly subs.
>>132175901
Well the subs are the important bit since the video itself is censored.
>>132176070
Screenshots?
>>132176070
I'm curious to see how bad the censoring is as well though.
>>132162133
>tips fedora
>>132176222
Probably as bad as the other non-AT-X broadcasts. Just white light filtering everything out.
>>132165884
>without consent
>>132166325
Gear nipples and her liberator need to be recurring characters. Gear nipples in particular.
>>132177509
They probably wouldn't have specifically mentioned that they were okay and put out pre-release posters if they weren't ever going to reappear after the first ep.
>>132177631
Yeah, it's not like they were trying to fool everyone like Ga Rei Zero.
>>132160130
>Literally over 20 lbs of pussy and ass
>>132165507
>mfw I didn't even notice that when watching the show
I can't even follow a show this erotic
>>132178039
It's amazing, but even after years of hentai and other ecchi, still not desensitized. Or maybe I am and it's just that VDM is a show finally on my level.
>>132177885
you forgot the tits.
>>132161169
Do people actually find that attractive?
>>132178482
Not me, but I know for sure that there's always somebody who will say yes to that, and really mean it.
I hope ep 2 has a bit where Rain and Lady J are talking to another character and Rain grabs J's butt which then causes J's tits to shake.
>>132178631
Shake with some nip slip and we're all set. J's all underboob.
>>132178482
No matter what it is, it's always someone's fetish.
>>132178482
>>132178547
shouldn't character designs at least somewhat follow the human anatomy?
That hardly resembles a human being
>>132178816
fair enough point
>>132178867
If you want realism, go outside.
>>132178867
were you even here last season? How can someone see the Monster Musume threads and say something like this?
>>132178988
Fiction isnt exempt from believability.
>>132178867
Agreed, they should pick up a "Women Who Turn Into Motorcycles" anatomy book sometime.
>>132178993
fair enough, i'll give you that
but don't really get that either
>>132178867
It's very rare for someone to have tits that size, but it's not unheard of. >>132163565
I personally don't mind it because of that and because she's the only one remotely that big. When the rest of the cast has varied and reasonable tit sizes, one character a bit over the top isn't an issue.
>>132163565
that looks really painful
>>132167610
holy shit
Watching this right now. Is this show the Cross Ange of our time?
