Do you love me, anon?
Nadeko is 14.
>>123503664
Of course
>>123503702
fuck off normalfaggot
>>123503702
Who the fuck cares?
>>123503664
No. You're the most bland, non-interesting 2d person ever created by Nisio.
>>123503664
Of course, Nadeko!
>>123503702
perfectly legal.
>>123503664
No, you kawaii fuck. Go eat a talisman or some shit. Btw I broke into your closet, your manga sucks
>>123504082
>>123503837
>>123503664
Worst girl. Get the fuck out.
>>123503664
Fuck off.
>>123503702
aoc is 12 in my country
get fucked
>>123503664
No likes crabs.
>>123503837
>You're the most bland, non-interesting 2d person ever created by Nisio
>not any of the ~50 side characters in Medaka
beito desu
>>123503664
No. I hope you get raped by a wild pack of niggers
>>123503664
There is no smile I want to protect more than Snake's
>>123507273
Cat already did. It was in her opening and everything. get it, her 'opening'?
>>123505541
>sewer blocked by large pooh
why anon? I just woke up and now coffee is coming out my nose.
>>123503702
>legal in Europe
>>123508407
>Wanting to fuck snake
might as well just cut your dick off.
>>123508431
She is a semen demon though
>>123503664
Of course.
>>123503702
I love her enough to wait two years. Unless she doesn't want to, in which case I'll have to oblige and be willing to deal with any consequences that result from it.
>>123508449
She will seduce you, get you to fuck her, convince herself she was raped and then slit your throat.
>>123508514
It would literally be worth it
>>123508407
have to just cuddle for 2 years before legal in the States.
>>123508559
I sincerely doubt your dick could contain 2 years of bodily contact with Snake without "release".
>>123508514
A good fucking would make her so sane it's not even funny. She would feel reborn.
The real trick is the one she played on herself.
>>123508590
My balls would be so blue.
If only I were still 18. Would be legal then.
>cumming in your pants while playing twister
>Nadeko takes your pants off and cleans it up for you
I might be able to make it...
>>123508599
Being fucked will just feed her victim complex even more.
I want to be dominated by Snake and blackmailed like I'm in a reverse mindbreak hentai
>>123508599
all her mangas would become hentais.
If the Greeks taught me one thing, it's that you can't say no to sex with a god unless you're a god too. I'm pretty sure no one in my family is or ever has been divine, so it should be fine.
>>123508765
Apparently there are stories of Goddesses becoming human, having sex with a man, and then revealing themselves to the man. At this point the man begs for forgiveness, as he realizes he just dirtied a divine being with his spartan warrior.
Greeks have taught me to appreciate sex with young children, especially with the buttholes of young boys.
>>123508765
You can't say no but getting fucked by the gods would literally ruin your life.
So I guess enjoy that.
>>123503837
She's not even the most pland gatari. That title belongs to hanekawa.
>>123508744
"Nadeko's Hentai" doujin when?
Needs to be at least 60 pages of Nadeko inserting herself into every possible hentai situation.
>>123508869
Cat is so fucking shit, goddamn
>>123508869
>>123508887
you guys have no taste.
>>123508858
Honestly, how many people here have anywhere to go but up?
>>123508934
>thinking you're at the bottom
You haven't seen true suffering until you've attracted the attention of a god.
>>123508858
Especially if its Zeus. If he doesn't turn you into a cow to hide you from his wife, she'll damn you so hard you magically become a virgin again.
>>123508765
Why doesn't Nadeko become Giant Naked Nadeko? Even Greek and Roman Gods were thought to stand at twice the height of a man.
>>123509025
Well either he turns you into a cow or he tuns himself into a bull.
I don't know which one you would be aiming for in this situation but I don't think I see the appeal in either.
>>123508390
A large Pooh in a manhole.
>>123509110
Oh shit I cracked up again. This stunt was too good.
>>123509025
>damn you so hard you magically become a virgin
that's what i like
I want to stick my dick inside this no matter how crazy she is I don't care nobody can stop me
>>123509180
she is not real, anon
>>123509274
Maybe in your reality she isn't.
>>123509180
I almost came when Araragi and the basketball chick had her practically nude and were removing the snake.
FUCK, that pink dress was amazing too.
>>123509447
>the basketball chick
kill yourself
>>123509447
>the basketball chick
typical snakefag
>>123509447
>the basketball chick
this motherfucker
>>123503664
I don't.
>>123509447
fuck you.
>>123509447
My favorite outfit of hers is with the jacket and hat.
>>123509482
>>123509523
>>123509554
Monkey is obviously not pleased.
>>123509447
You need to read Nadeko Pool. Shetalks about the magical ball in her buttandwears a bathing suit made of strings.
>>123509573
This is now a monkey thread
>>123509616
That cheering scene.
Fucking amazing.
>>123509654
Nadeko is the lewdest slut in monogatari.
She'll probably be pregnant by 16 and be ridden with STDs.
>>123509482
>>123509523
>>123509554
>>123509604
>>123509654
I'm sorry guys. I am not a big fan of these series, and have watched only Bake and neko.
>>123509670
this filename.
did you purposely put the m. jordan and zelda reference in there or is that coincidence.
>>123509727
Oh, forgot to say that I watched them 3-4 years ago.
>>123509727
Well don't stop there and Monkey will forgive you.
>>123509670
Okay, but only if you post non-shit images anon.
>>123509727
Thanks for the idea. Now, I have another way to troll monkey fags.
>>123503664
Yeah, sure. Snake a best.
>>123509777
Jackpot anon!
It happened again. "My neck, my back" just started playing. I always imagine the Valhalla Combi singing this together.
>>123509670
Let me interject for a moment, I heard someone saying that this is a Snail thread now
>>123509670
I'm in.
>>123509796
What a brilliant plan.
>>123509777
Take off your clothes, kohai.
>>123509833
it's a natural law that Snake threads eventually become Monkey threads.
I'm on my laptop so I have no Monkey pictures, but I will sing her praises.
>>123509831
That's not how it works anon.
But it's okay because monkey welcomes snail.
>>123503664
Does a bear shit in the forest?
>>123503664
>>123503702
I do love Nadeko.
>>123509882
I know an ape is shitting in this thread.
>>123509864
Hai senpai!
>>123509911
>trying to ruin a perfectly good thread with snake
for what reason?
>>123509958
>>123509869
Don't worry, i will do the picture posting part.
>>123509997
>>123510012
those eyebrows...
why are they so boner inducing?
>>123509727
You need to keep going.
>>123510034
Because they are perfectly formed anon, just like the rest of her.
>>123508765
So jotaro can't smoke without censors but nadeko can get shit faced?
No u snake bitch
>>123510052
o-okay
I got spoiled a bit on the nise 2nd season, but I'll still watch it.
>>123510079
Different airtimes, probably.
>>123503702
I liked her more when she was 13.
I need to learn how to make webms with sound.
>>123510079
They got around it by making her a God. Gods can drink all they want.
>>123510079
Meme can't smoke either.
But he tries anyway.
>>123510068
Especially her firm buttocks.
A gentle reminder of another buttocks that gets to hit the breeze.
>>123510125
You mean you liked her better when she was 6.
>>123510138
Does /a/ support those?
Anyway, you can use "WebM for retards' (that's the actual name; it's a GUI for making webm easily)
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
You just need to click on enable sound and you're done.
>>123510208
Only /gif/ and /wsg/ have sound.
you all suck except for this guy >>123509831
>>123510195
No, initially she was 13. I liked her more when she was a cutesy slut who just wanted to fuck but didn't know how to say it.
>>123510228
>Nadeko doesn't know what Yuri means.
My face when Meme tells Nadeko they call Monkey Yuri Girl because she likes flowers.
Monkey is best girl.
>>123510208
You can't post them directly but you can link them.
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
We need more of that cute miracle that is the sound of a monkey.
I think she needs a little "hands on" lesson. Education is very important after all.
>>123510290
But why is she so perfect?
>>123510387
"bu... but won't your finger get me pregnant?"
>>123510387
I'm sure she would make a great sensei.
She's all ready to teach Karen all about it.
>>123510420
She looks like she's casting a really gay spell.
Not that she doesn't do that just by being there.
>>123510497
That reminds me, what do you think Araragi was doing to Karen with those nailclippers?
>>123509831
Snail thread?
>>123510560
When was this again?
>>123510606
Mentioned in Hanamonogatari. Karen starts to say he was doing something to her bare skin with nailclippers and Monkey says that's really not something she should be talking to her about.
Does anyone have a sound video of Monkey sniffling when Kaiki picks her up? It's probably the cutest sound on earth.
>>123510706
I just posted it.
>>123510295
>>123510706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBu0jmTQ6Y
>>123510162
its okay anon, there was soap to cover her private parts
>>123510671
Ohh yeaaah, I have no clue what araragi was doing to karen with nail clippers... what the fuck can you do with nail clippers on bare skin?
Something perverted obviously.
>>123510782
Thanks anon! Soooo cute.
>>123510818
Tsukihi is so lewd.
>>123510826
It was too lewd for even Monkey. Whatever it is I want to know.
>>123510873
methodically cutting her pubic hairs...
"secret between siblings"
well at least Karen likes Kankan enough to let her in on things.
>>123510671
I suppose you could nip the skin a little, but that's not exactly a pleasant feeling. Unless she's into that sort of thing.
The ride never ends.
>>123510162
dont get that pic
last in line
>>123510162
Did Araragi clean her butthole too?
>>123510905
>>123510873
From the LN:
I had felt elated with the idea of substituting the nail clipper with scissors, but when I hear that, not anymore.
"This is so strange. My brother had no hesitation in declaring that his sisters are super annoying, that he won't go to our funeral, but the moment I graduated from middle school he suddenly wants to play with me. Maybe he is getting older too"
"............"
Goddamn Araragi is such a pervert.
>>123510935
the way her feet are positioned means that her ass has to be giving her brother a complete full moon.
>>123510981
I'm assuming he was thorough.
>>123510981
He soaped up his dick first.
>>123510905
I know from experience that it's not easy to shave anything significant, especially pubic hair, with nail clippers. It must have been just a trim.
>>123511134
He probably used them because it would take a long time so he could get an eyeful, not because they were efficient.
>>123511214
I'm not talking about efficiency, more quality. Ragi must be very skilled for it to turn out well.
While on the subject of pubic hair, what do you think Nadeko's is like?
>thread with my two favorite Monogataris
good shit.
>>123511133
best way to clean a butthole. what a smart brother she has.
>>123511257
Monkey a cute.
She was all ready to get her butthole cleaned too.
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be.
>>123511326
Well it's definitely all white.
Probably minisnakes.
>>123511374
>minisnakes
hot
>>123510986
>graduated middle school
>older brother suddenly wants to play with her while half naked
>"My Onii-san is the best"
Well, Karen was never a Sherlock I suppose.
>>123511449
looks like she's jamming to some inner music.
>you'll never be first to cum inside Nadeko while 99 other anons watching you and waiting for their turn to fuck her
;_;
>>123511572
you mean
>you'll never be last to cum inside Nadeko's raw vagina after 99 anons mercilessly came into her.
>>123511467
Karen was always kind of a banana.
>>123511572
>snake
Disregarded.
>you will never be fucked by monkey with a strap-on
>>123511710
>you will never fuck monkey in the butt while rubbing her front door so she can pretend she's in a BL.
>>123511710
I've always wanted to know what pegging is like.
I would be down with doing it with monkey.
>>123511671
That's kinda disgusting mixing with other anons' semen.
>>123511710
>maybe you will one day watch the Reborn Valhalla Combi get intimate with each other.
>>123511671
>my dick will touch a hundred anons' cum
l-lewd
And some of it will probably dried up and crunchy...yes......so moist!
>>123511766
>any part of snakefags being not disgusting
Are you surprised anon?
>>123511914
>>123511743
>>123511710
>>123511671
>>123511572
>>123511759
i never did pegging, but i got some good dicking.
Feels fantastic, the prostata is extremly erogenous.
>second hottest girl thread hijacked by hottest girl
Sasuga /a/
Now I will proceed to pleasure myself to the thought of futa Kanbaru fucking Nadeko.
>>123512002
But anon that's gay.
>>123512002
girls will feel it in their vagina if you do them in the butt.
>>123512070
It's extremly gay.That's why it is so good.
>>123511811
Already have. The blessed Valhallagatari came and granted me my wish.
>>123512093
I can confirm this. Also if you haven't seen Senjogahara bum cum yet, you need to get reading.
>>123512190
What is the significance of the banana?
>>123512190
I don't mind trying out how dick feels like but I want the dick to be attached to a cute girl.
Traps need not apply.
>>123512225
It represents her lust for carnal knowledge of Araragi's forbidden fruit.
>>123512225
Monkeys like bananas?
Araragi happens to have a giant banana in his room.
Coincidence? I think not.
>>123512247
I once had a gf that told me she really wanted to be able to grow a futa dick. She was a little rough on my butt too. I wonder why I date these kinds of women.
>>123512321
I'd love to have a gf that is into this kind of stuff.
My previous gfs were all just too vanilla.
That's probably why i love monkey so much.
>>123511374
I want to know how she keeps it when she isn't Medusa. What was it like when she pretended to be a cute and innocent seductive girl? Did she change it after Medusa when she cute her hair and was working on her manga? Does Bird give her advice on how to trim it?
>>123512495
She's 14 you faggot. She doesn't have enough hair to trim it.
Are there any decent subs or is it still just CR
I can't wait any longer holy shit
>>123512480
Do you think monkey is into pegging?
She would have to be with all the BL she reads would't she?
>>123512550
You don't know the details of how developed a particular 14 year old is. She could have a massive bush barely contained by her school swimsuit for all you know.
>>123511374
>>123512550
That's about the time you get pubic hair.
>>123512495
>Tsukihi giving advice on trimming pubes.
I can see that happening.
>>123512640
It wasn't mentioned in Nadeko Pool so my assumption is she's probably pretty normal.
>>123512670
Better perspective.
>>123512610
Absolutely.
She'd fuck your butt all night long.
>>123512757
>That's about the time you get pubic hair.
Yes but you wouldn't have enough to start trimming it.
>>123512321
>>123512480
>gfs
That explains it. I was wondering why monkeyfags seemed especially cancerous.
>>123512846
good point. i guess you could use nail clippers if you wanted.
>>123512906
>Thinking falling in love is cancer.
Kill yourself.
>>123512906
Why do you have to bring this shit up while we are talking about pegging?
>>123512906
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123512906
Enjoy being alone and hugging your dakimakura while other people enjoy social interaction and having a life.
>>123513263
I will; and I guarantee I will be happier than you with your 3DPD whores.
Let's go back to talking about how Nadeko is pure sex.
>>123513263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YEIMOxesd
>>123513400
Won't Nadeko need to start doing first hand research for her Manga?
>>123513263
Spoken like a true cuck
>>123513362
Go ahead. I just wonder what you will think about your life in 20 years from now on.
>>123513362
Wow. I feel sorry for you anon. I actually feel bad now.
>>123513466
Not this autistic shit again.
Anyway, I think Nadeko is going to realize that a good Manga requires some research.
>>123513514
ok please stop samefagging
>>123513466
Please end yourself.
>>123513362
>I'm unhappy with my life so I'm going to insult what you love.
You're obviously made of some great shit anon. I'm glad you've decided to leave the genepool.
>>123513526
My bank will be full of dosh because I won't have made a child with a woman I do not love anymore
>>123513608
>thinking you'll bring in more bank single than married with no child.
well, you still have a lot to learn. hopefully you'll learn to love a little while you're at it.
>>123513263
Would you mind fucking off to one of the numerous boards that tolerate your kind?
>>123513667
Look foward to child support deluded cuck
>>123513601
>I'm unhappy with my life
Who ever said that? I'm enjoying every second of my life.
>>123513736
I will always be here and you can't stop me.
>still talking about this autistic faggotry
Thanks for killing the thread assholes.
>>123509447
>and the basketball chick
I like you
>>123513263
Unfortunately there is no snake Daki for me to hug
>>123513851
Why would you want to be here?
Do you crave the negative attention that you get from being a normalfag on /a/?
Are there any good NTR Doujins featuring Shinobu? I want to read one where she cackles "Cuck cuck cuck" while her 8 year old pussy is spread open by the BBC.
I love fireworks
>>123513960
Netoraregatari
>>123513851
Be sure to make a blog thread when you get cucked by a nigger
>>123513910
there are plenty of "normalfags" on /a/.
Myself, I'm proud of it. I used to be like Doll. Monotone voice, no facial expression or social skill. I KILLED myself to live the life I saw the characters in my anime living. I don't see how you guys don't get how it's supposed to be an inspiration for real life.
Anyway, this obviously jealousy driven hate is getting dumb. I'm here for the anime, not your proclamations of virginity.
>>123513889
Nadeko Pillow! Free shipping!
>>123509831
I like Snake but Snail is mighty fine too
>>123513910
Remember, dear anon:
This board is called anime&manga, not "Muh secret internet club, where only people are allowed that have as little social interaction as i do"
There are a lot of people who enjoy anime and still live a normal life. Sorry to break that to you.
>>123514113
You never answered the question.
>>123514109
Snail is 2nd best girl after monkey.
Snake however is and always will be a shit.
>>123514113
This isn't an excuse to post your cancerous blogshit here, though, normalfaggot.
>>123514113
>This board is called anime&manga, not "Muh secret internet club, where only people are allowed that have as little social interaction as i do"
This board is called anime&manga, not "ridicule people over living their life differently to yours", either shut up about it or fuck off
Normalfag with expert powerlevel control master race.I will post again and you'll never know it was me
>>123514092
God damn it you aren't even a normalfag you're an assburger who's deluded himself into thinking he's a normalfag
>>123514152
not him, but I think he's entitled to like his anime no matter who he is. That's why he's here.
Please see:
>>123514092
and grow a fucking heart.
>>123514092
This one is better.
>>123514199
my niggah
The top three are monkey>snail>bat
>>123514092
There might be plenty of normalfags here, but at the very least they don't shit up the board by blogging about it.
Stop projecting, learn how to post without causing a shitstorm, and kill yourself.
>>123514217
not him, but there was no ridicule until some fag called him cancerous. We just want to be ourselves and enjoy Anime&Manga. Isn't that what we all want?
>>123514208
There was no blogshit, there was just you raising up shit and killing the thread.
Congratulations.
>>123514289
You are completely right.
>>123514092
Maximum projection. It's not because you were an autist who was unhappy with his life that everyone is. Your post made me cringe.
>>123514324
>>123514331
Both the faggots posting about 3DPD and the faggots refusing to ignore it are the cancer.
>>123514266
>grow a fucking heart
If you want a normalfag hugbox, there are plenty of other sites I could direct you to.
If you're not interested in that, I'd recommend lurking more.
>>123503702
When will spring break finally be over?
>>123514263
favorite post of the day.
I'm the guy you responded to. thank you anon.
>>123514484
summer is right around the corner
>>123514401
Without self-moderation, we become /v/.
Ignoring them only works if others aren't responding positively to them at the same time.
Fuck off.
>>123514526
Hachikuji is better than your point.
>>123514526
Who the fuck was responding positively to them?
Nobody was even talking about it until you started stirring shit up.
Snake is best girl.
>>123514263
>>123514639
What if Nadeko dyed her hair blonde? Would they want her in a commercial for french fries?
>>123514632
Why are you assuming that all the posts you don't like are one person?
I've only responded to the normalfag sperging out.
>>123514709
Donuts or STFU.
>>123514709
>I've responded
Yes, there's your problem right there.
>>123514763
>STFU
Did you click the wrong board?
>>123503664
I'm in love with the concept of being in love with you, but I have never really love you.W-we can be friend if you draw lewd manga for me, Sengoku-chan.
>>123514666
Specialists agree. Doll is best girl.
Also she's also being Satan right now.
>>123514824
seriously, what board would receive STFU with open arms?
>>123514709
>Nobody was even talking about it until you started stirring shit up
>explain to you that I joined in after the shitflinging had already begun
>Yes, there's your problem right there.
Are you retarded?
Your arguments are not making any sense.
Another best girl thread ruined. Sasuga Monkeyfags.
>>123514957
At least it didn't turn into an ERP thread like Snake threads have the tendency to do.
>>123514921
>I only took a shit in the street after someone else took a shit there, so it's ok.
Who would play a game about being Snail where you have to lure people to you with your cuteness and then get them lost?
>>123514957
>Monkeyfags actually have girlfriends.
They will seep through every crack and crevice of the earth until there is nowhere to hide. Long live monkey.
>>123515042
Fuck yes! I love Monogatari fans!
God Snake threads always get so incredibly dirty if the Monkeyfags aren't there. We need each other really.
>>123513263
what kinda disgusting normalfag enjoys social interactions and having a life, do you have any idea where you are
>>123515163
personally, anime inspires me to live a better, healthier life. I consider my anime fandom to be a positive influence.
>>123514199
Snail is third best after Snake and Bat. Monkey is a cancerous dyke.
>>123514526
>/v/
did somebody call?
>>123515356
All the lolis are great.
>>123515356
You have excellent taste.
>>123515356
Harem Queen Hitagi needs to be #1.
>>123514023
you too.
Anybody here like Fat Bat Tats?
>>123515235
anime inspires me to not do shit about my life and just accept that things will only get better when I've accepted that I can't make them any better
I indulge in my weeaboo lifestyle and even despite my room being full of figurines and posters I still got picked up by a cute christmas cake who didn't mind all of it because I was hot
>>123515796
niiiice. I've always wanted to get with a Christmas Cake. well, everyone has their own style. I respect that anon.
>>123515716
I like Terrific Teenobu Tits.
