DAAAAAAIIIIIZZZ
Thank you based Daiz!
>>123338746
Finally.
>>123338746
Add this to the Daiz list just for fun. 5 years from now people won't know the difference.
>your ad here
holy fuck
>Additionally, we will be switching to Nyaa's anime acceptance policy. This includes a global ban on Doki and we will also refrain from accepting anything not from the so-called 'cartel'. Thank you for your understanding.
My sides.
>>123338746
So what's the problem? Nyaa has always been the best site for anime.
>WEABO Media
>>123339008
Shh, don't let /a/ hear you say that.
>>april fools in the other half of the world
this is just cheating damn god it.
>>123338746
It took me way too long to realize I had to go to Bakabt to read what you screencapped and not Nyaa
>>123338746
>not april 1st
Confirmed real
>>123339100
where is bakabt located?
>>123339092
It says BakaBT right in the picture and in the filename, are you dumb?
>global ban on Doki
;_;
It was all a fucking misunderstanding.
I thought the cartel died ages ago.
I fucking hate april fools.
>>123339052
Am I the only one who read that as WEABRO
>>123339168
Nah, it's mostly just a super dank meme Kristen keeps forcing.
>>123339232
This.
>>123339232
It really is the worst.
>>123339151
>Doki got DMCA'd on Idolmaster
We all know who's behind it.
>>123338746
So what's the point of having 2 different site now?
>>123339232
Same here, fuck that shit.
Just a reminder that today, five years ago, UTW was founded, and today, a year ago, UTW was semi-officially pronounced dead.
>>123338746
>Suddenly remembers to have an AB account
It's all fine. Nothing like pic related (yet)
>>123339334
Don't be silly anon, I have it on good authority that we can expect a new SYD episode soon.
>>123339232
It is the day I cant tell what is real and what isnt.
Are you retards really taking this seriously
It's a fucking April fools joke holy shit
>>123339445
I'm autism and I can't tell.
Are all anime finally going to be in H265 10 bit quality?
>>123339232
The only thing I hate about it is I can never tell if some people are actually stupid enough to fall for things or if they're just pretending for some bizarre reason.
>>123339445
Its still March 31st
>>123339465
>>/r9k/
>>123339334
UTW has been more or less dead for a year.
They are a shambling corpse at this point, when they finish UBW's first cour they will likely be gone for good.
>>123339475
Bazinga
April Fools joke or not I want my god damn OSTs, daiz pls.
>>123339493
it's april 1st everywhere that isn't america
>>123339232
Honestly, it has become such a nuisance. I can't go anywhere or read anything.
Someone, update that Daiz list!
>>123339445
Jokes are more fun if someone else takes them seriously.
>>123339493
What if BT is hosted in Japan?
>>123339493
I can't believe there are so many people who are stupid enough to think it's the same day across the globe
>>123339493
Fuck off Amerifat
>>123339532
There are other places besides America and Japan?
>>123338746
DIIIIIIIIIIIAS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sTSsincAg#t=2m45s
>>123339445
Fuck off. We panic now.
>>123339550
well it is april 1st in japan
>>123339537
>Not having enough backlog to fuck off from Internerd one day
Step up senpai.
>>123339561
>not summoning Daiz
10bit a shit.
>>123339232
But it's the 31st
>>123339595
Its the first April in Mongolia and Daiz is a mongol.
>>123339445
not having fun. faggot.
>>123339544
>>123339548
>>123339532
I don't fucking know which time zone they're in, could be still 31st to them.
Just saying.
B
A
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E
D A I Z
>>123339586
Bullshit. Japan is next to America
>>123339640
It's almost 8 AM on the 1st of April in Japan.
>>123339640
We are one and the same. Through dick, unity.
>>123339532
It's March in places that matter.
nyaa = lol torrent has no seeds gf nerd
baka = lol torrent is banned gf nerd
I had a fucking panic attack for a minute here.
>>123339640
Japan is a magical country where everything is upside down.
>>123339260
Because Nyaa doesn't like hi-
>>123339672
Fuck off no it isn't.
>>123339640
no that's hawaii
They've changed the whole site to nyaa's shitty layout and icons, fucking glorious.
>>123339640
>>123339640
>>123339640
>>123339640
>what is international date line
DAIZ
A
I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84411374&v=20PwaJYcnuk&x-yt-ts=1421828030
DAIZ
A
I
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>>123339640
It only shows how developed is Japan as a country.
Truly advanced.
>>123339761
obligatory.
>>123339761
The summoning is complete.
Now Daiz, tell me why should I give a fuck about HEVC?
>>123338746
Wait, ehre is the "Random" button?
>>123339595
And it's a good idea to drop your joke a few days before or after because then you'll catch a few people off guard.
>>123338746
Even if this true, this is relevant how?
I'm asking seriously. How does this affect as a user?
FUCKING DAIZ.
I'm going to sleep now.
EVEN I DONT CARED ABOUT THAT SIDE BUT FUCK YOU ONE MORE TIME DAIZ
>>123339640
If Japan is next to America I guess everything else is right next to each other as well since we don't seem to be counting the largest ocean in the world.
Fucking americlaps I swear
>>123339761
That does not work anymore.
Let me help you:
http://x264.nl/x264/10bit_02-ateme-why_does_10bit_save_bandwidth.pdf
Daiz, this is shit, prove me wrong.
>>123339835
How new?
>>123339940
You must be an uneducated Polack if you don't know such basic geography.
>>123338746
I'm not sure why BBT is making fun of anyone about retarded "acceptance policies".
I guess that's the joke?
Just as planned.
Daiz has been summoned
>>123339940
Hey, why are you implying all murricans are the same?
That was an anon posting from his job in McDonals.
>>123340067
Maybe they want to be different? Or something retarded like caring about subbed releases.
>>123340067
probably unintentional irony
Hopefully the faggot of Nyaa does something too. That time a few months ago when he put 80s music and changed the colors was fun as hell.
>>123340047
Kill yourself.
>>123340119
Will anything be able to stop him and his plan to destroy anime?
Friendly reminder that Saitama is actually Daiz.
>>123340047
fuck off
>people actually taking this seriously
>people actually taking the "murrican" comments seriously
>>123339232
Wow, I didn't even realize it. And I'm planning a huge joke for tomorrow, too, where the fuck is my head at.
Watch out for Taneli Daiz Vatanen
The public enemy of fansubbing #1
He is the main responsible for...
☑ Crunchyroll
☑ MX Media dropping honorifics
☑ HorribleSubs
☑ Leaking OreImo from ANN
☑ Killing fansubbing in2010,2011,2012, 2013,2014 and 2015
☑ Hostile takeover of Commie
☑ The development of the .H264 10-bit profile
☑ Attempted assassination of Coalgirls and Sakura!Fish
☑ Successful assassination of ZeroYuki, Grumpy Jii-san, and Ken-sama
☑ Successful assassination of Steve Jobs because Mac computers could not play 10-bit
☑ Successful assassination of the authors of ‘Kaze no Stigma’, ‘MM!’, and 'Zero no Tsukaima'
☑ Shutting down the NyaaTorrents tracker
☑ Humiliating Mitsuhiro Ichiki
☑ Shutting down lolipower.org
☑ Shutting down megaupload.com
☑ Removing loli and rape from TVTropes
☑ Introducing Miura to iDOLM@STER, and constantly distracting Yoshihiro Togashi
☑ The development of the future .H265 10-bit profile
☑ Preventing KyoAni from adapting the continuation of FMP
☑ “That”
☑ Pushing to ban lolis in Japan
☑ Hindering the development of VP9
☑ Holding subs hostage and forcing people to use Commie.
☑ Allowing Naruto threads on /a/.
☑ Forcing Subdesu-H to hardsub and watermark hentai.
☑ Imposing an anime embargo on Australia
☑ Suggesting Rotoscoping for Aku no Hana
☑ Convincing Anno to drop 2.0 subplots in favor of action to show off 10bit compression
☑ Sabotaging official encoders' efforts in order to make hobbyists look good
☑ The MPAA teaming up with CODA to stop you from downloading fansubs
☑ Formation of ISIS
☑ Giving Iran nukes in exchange for total control of anime in Iran
☑ Assassination of Robin Williams and faking it for suicide
☑ Attempted assassination of Aseylum of Vers
☑ Simultaneous kill of Nyaa, MAL and HorribleSubs
☑ Successful assassination of Moot
☑ Shutting down BakaBT
His ultimate goal is to kill anime.
>>123340289
>>123340256
lol /b/ teens. so cute
>>123339232
>>123339537
Eh, I think there was a time before I found /a/ where I disliked April's Fools.
Now I just like browsing /a/ and reading the threads about the elaborate things Japan does for the day. They really take it serious and I love it.
>BakaBT sold to Nyaa
for how much? 5 dollars?
>>123340463
>shitpost about Poles in a thread about Daiz
>get told to fuck off
>m-muh /b/ boogeyman
Just kill yourself.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
BRING IT BACK
Who Australia here?
>>123340579
Is the Pole mad? Aww, so cute.
>>123340463
>I was only pretending :)
No really, fuck off
>>123340448
Should say "taking over BakaBT" after all it is merging with nyaa not getting deleted.
>>123340256
>>123340713
>implying
>>123340448
What the fuck does 10bit vs 8bit even mean?
Why does he care so much?
I-I thought it was real for a good 5 minutes. I'm such a fucking retard I hate myself.
>>123340682
you're using that image wrong. also calm down :^)
>>123340579
What makes you think I was that poster? I just noted your edge.
>>123340754
Oh I forgot, Europoors can't understand our FREEDOM UNITS. That's roughly 60 meters for you Polacks.
>>123340827
>>123340827
It is real.
I hate you too if that makes you feel better.
>>123340448
You forgot
☑ Cosplaying One Punch-Man
>>123340818
Daiz is on a holy quest to achieve the perfect gradient
What the fuck is it with all the drama with Daiz and Doki?
Doki uploaded a few trollsubs and Daiz got upset and banned them from Nyaa?
>>123340983
daiz is a meme
When will daiz stop being a memeÉ
I love april fools.
>>123339232
fuck you
Daiz where the hell are my superior Daala + Opus encodes? Stop shilling your shitty proprietary codecs.
>>123340983
They broke the rules multiple times without getting the hint to stop doing it (uploaded a porn OVA to the worksafe frontend multiple times), which lead to them losing their trusted status. Then one of their members tried to take down the NyaaTorrents domain. He was caught with his pants down, and Doki then tried to claim that he didn't actually do anything and that his "e-mail was hacked" and whatnot (even though the person in question had exclaimed multiple times how he hates Nyaa and ran his own tracker, yes, clearly he wouldn't do something like this out of pettiness). This is what got them banned from the site.
For years they claimed the person in question did nothing wrong, though a while back someone from Doki finally admitted that the guy was indeed behind it.
>>123340849
>i can't use SI basedunits
>>123341125
here we go
>>123340448
Someone should just update this one.
>>123341125
How does it feel being a meme?
>>123339232
>I hate fun!
I always get rused on April 1st. Fuck me and my naїve nature.
Reminder.
What the actual fuck. Some posts hating Daiz were deleted, but /pol/ shitposting about Poles did not. Fuck off janitors, kill yourself.
>>123341057
When newfags don't know who he is.
I still want back all the time I lost downloading episodes of 1,5 GB.
>>123341125
based as fug
>>123340983
Don't listen to the other guy, he is a pedophile.
>>123341171
>filename
>>123341125
Looks like the summoning ritual worked. Here we fucking go.
>>123341125
Daiz-sama please notice me.
>>123341174
???
>>123341325
>Here we fucking go.
Not really, we had this thread thousands of times.
Nothing to say anymore.
>>123341125
My fucking god, when will a truck finally hit you before you do any more damage?
>>123341299
That image was made by a Doki member and isn't really how it went down. See >>123341125 - and by the way, "someone from Doki finally admitted it" refers exactly to that post.
>>123341377
We'll see. You are underestimating the autism of /a/.
Imagine a world without Daiz.
You would still be able to playback anime on your preferred toaster in glorious 8bit. Oh, but your files would probably by 20 megabytes more, so I guess that makes it OK.
>>123341412
>>123341125
These post are from the king of the subcartel. Do not trust this person.
>>123341453
I'm so glad crunchy and funi are making you fansubbers obsolete
>>123341453
ikr, i could be watching anime in mi iphone like every sane person should do but i cant
FUCK DAIZ
>>123341367
Update your codecs. Are you using the latest 12-bit ones?
>>123341453
>owning a toaster
When will the poorfags stop ruining everything?
>>123341511
>subcartel
Is herkz the leader of the main cartel then?
>>123341525
Would anyone even care about nyaa anymore if HS didn't host their torrents on nyaa? That alone would probably lose them ~90% of all the traffic.
>>123341558
How does it feel having Daiz' cock so much up in your anus?
>>123341125
I thought moot banned you before he killed himself.
What the fuck moot, you had one job.
To this day I still don't know what's the deal with 10bit and the difference I'm supposed to be noticing.
>>123341221
>[INAUDIBLE]
Every time.
>>123341665
>Every time.
If you still find it funny it might be the first time you see it.
>>123338746
>Additionally, we will be switching to Nyaa's anime acceptance policy. This includes a global ban on Doki and we will also refrain from accepting anything not from the so-called 'cartel'. Thank you for your understanding.
>no mention of memesubs
God dammit bakabt, you were so close to perfect.
I fell for it god fucking dammit. Thought for a minute this was a legit announcement.
>>123341269
>diaz makes his move in april fools
>everybody thinks is a ruse
>is real
>>123341614
He's the leader of the niggerswithwrongcolorcartel
>>123339232
I've never understood the point of it.
>>123341724
I, for one, welcome our 10bit overlord.
>>123341617
Nips get their shits from Nyaa, they alone hog like the 30% of the traffic of the site.
>mfw started seriously watching anime in 2013, after all the 10bit hullabaloo was over
>>123341653
4x more color
>>123341698
Suck a dick.
Has anyone tried the "new" Hadena?
>>123341822
>being this new
Typical Yuyuyufag.
>>123341653
Because there are none. Your files are 40 megabytes smaller, and apparently this warranted the change, so you could no longer play it back on anything.
But this piece of shit will keep telling you that there is a huge difference, blah blah blah, when there is fucking nothing significant.
>>123341822
you moefags are the worst
>>123341876
I haven't even watch YYY.Also I hate myself for being so new all the time.
>>123341927
You should kill yourself.
>>123341870
Are Hadena still a thing? I thought they would stop after making a mockery of themselves.
>>123341916
Does it really upset you not being able to play your anime in your iPhone or PS3? You know Deadfish exists for normalfags like you, right?
They fucked up
>>123341822
I know, right? I can't even imagine how awful it must have been back when you waited for days for fansubbers to release stuff instead of getting Funi/CR rips off HS the very same day the episode airs.
>>123341916
>so you could no longer play it back on anything.
Normie spotted.
>>123341927It's okay to be new, we were all new at one point. Just don't admit it, and keep lurking.
