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You know she is the best
>>123084641
Wrong!
Close, OP.
Posting real best girl.
>>123084641
Make way
>>123084741
>>123084981
2nd and 3rd best respectively
>>123084641
Best slut maybe
>>123085030
Snek is cute, but she can't hold the torch to Tsukihi
all jokes asied guys we al know who is the bestest.
Snake wishes that was true but we know who the best is.Everyone but Snake. Yes even the non-Snake girls you hate are still best girls.
>>123084641
I want to be the last in line!
>>123084641
Yeah the best at being a crazy warped individual. The best of being worst girl.
You wish.
Devil is the best.
I wanna gently walk Crab home.
>>123086940
Thread ruined. Expect a dump that belongs on /c/ and then blogging. Thank you monkeyfags. You really are the best.
>>123086952
I agree, when will people realize Devil is the best girl?
>>123086940
reminder that your waifu is a pedo and a snakefag
tsukihi is best
>>123087065
nobody likes cripples, actually
>>123087203
>pedo and a snakefag
I don't see the problem.
>>123087028
Monkeyfags do that?
All girls in monogatari are pretty top tier.
>>123087338
Why is that gay looking mam molesting snake?
>>123087283
>I don't see the problem.
good, I'm glad we're on the same level then
>>123086836
You can't change my fetishes, anon.
>>123084945
Now we are talking
>>123087028
Not that anon but damn, son. Calm your shit.
It was one picture and it's immediately "thread ruined". How do you exist in this fandom if one person posting one picture of one girl immediately gives you anal pains.
>>123084641you know it
>>123087237
She's not crippled, it's just a crutch for show.
>>123084641
So Kaiki fucked Snake right?
>>123087443
experience probably, monkeys and snakes usually don't get along well
Yes I know it
>>123087652
I like to think so yes
There's a lot of people who hate on Nadeko after the Medusa arc and I don't understand it, I actually didn't like her much prior to it but she becomes great after it, it actually gives her a characterization.
>>123085085
But anon, I don't hate any non-snake girls.
>>123087749
Why did Kaiki think the ouroboros cat's cradle was disturbing? I didn't understand that, it seemed pretty mundane considering she was a snake God at that point.
>>123087851
Then my point still stands. All non-Snake girls are best girls.
>>123087443
Don't mind the mad snakefags. They are delusional just like they're waifu.
>>123087927
This scene is what makes me think these four are supposed to have foils to the Exorcists with Snake being the Teori of the group. "The Outcast amongst Outcasts"
>>123087864
Because snakes don't work like elastic strings anon?
Snake is the only one batshit crazy enough to think it would work.
>>123087996
I would assume that as a god she could make it work.
>>123087981
It's pretty clear, monkey=Oshino, crab=Kaiki, and cat is Izuko.
The only debate is Wether Araragi=Yozuru orTooeAnd Karen is Yozuru.
>>123088132
Oh hey, I remember you. I still fervently disagree Karen is the Yozuru and that Araragi/Shinobu being the self-righteous, high-ideology-type would be the Yozuru.
>this is the best monogatari thread we've had in recent times
>OP picture is snake
you had to ruin it, OP
>>123086558
is this a new meme?
>>123087065
my god, you fags are multiplying... there a two of you now?
I've got to start recruiting for the "We all know why Gaen wears loose pants" club.
>>123088204
You have to admit that Karen and Tsukihi fit that bill as well or better.
>>123087223
yes she is
>>123088324
People are just now realizing Devil is best girl, let them come, I shall welcome them to the promised land.
>>123088265
But anon snake threads are just monkey threads in disguise.
And monkey welcomes everyone.
Except snake.
So really there is no problem.
>>123088415
I refuse. I wholeheartedly refuse.
Tsukihi would never be an Exorcist. We know Shinobu was an excellent Oddity Slayer.
>>123088265
>this is the best monogatari thread we've had in recent times
Under which reasoning? We had a good one a couple of days ago in which actual topics got discussed.
>>123088504
>>123088523
>Tsukihi would never be an Exorcist
Not sure why you would think that.
I mean it's not like crab or cat have really exorcised anything yet either.
>>123088523
the last 3 threads I've seen have been shit
(the meme thread, the blogshit thread, and the sub wars thread)
>>123088604
Hey, Cat would be an excellent Exorcist.
Crab would be terrible but she's obviously not-an-exorcist, much like Kaiki.
Obviously she's the real thing though.
Also while being immortal would be awesome, Tsukihi doesn't know she's an oddity and I'm pretty confident Araragi is going to forever keep them in the dark.
At least Senjougahara knows about Oddities and that side.
>>123088415
I could see Tsukihi becoming a Vampire hunter, being immortal and all that
But karen not so much
come on guys snake needs more love
>>123088755
Just being immortal does not make you strong.
>>123088738
Did you see the one in which Hanamonogatari got discussed in full?
Also given there's at least 3 threads a day, I'll have to concede the point on "Recent" since it was earlier in the week and not yesterday.
>>123088792
it keeps you from dying
>>123088822
To hunt vampires you have to be more than just immortal.
>>123088755
You don't? I mean everything about her mirrors Yozuru. Her self righteousness, her physical training and capability, her teaming up with an immortal oddity. Even the arcs they were introduced, be and phoenix, mirror each other and resolve in the same way.
>>123088806
Yeah, I was in that thread. It was pretty good.
>>123088850
but its a good start
>>123084641
>>123088822
You do realize there are entire organizations dedicated to hunting immortals, right?
You need a lot more than being immortal to really deal with Oddities.
All that means is Tsukihi is going to just survive getting her ass-kicked.
She'd have to go to the Araragi school of convincing people how to deal with oddities which involves her getting her shit kicked in until something saves her.
>>123088958
unlike Koyomi, Tsukihi is very violent, I could see her stabbing vampires with silver knifes
>>123089016
So could Senjougahara. Tsukihi's immortality only provides her with survivability.
It's not Araragi's peak physical condition that's a by-product of his vampirism.
She's still just a violent girl with a screwdriver/awl/knife/crowbar/shampoo&conditioner for silky smooth and healthy hair etc.
>>123089157
koyomi doesn't have the mindset to be a killer
Tsukihi only needs some training and proper weapons and she could take up any vampire
>>123089157
Well it's hard to see how far that would take you.
Yozuru has no magic powers either, she's just a woman.
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>>123084641
>tfw someone is nice to you
>>123089215
You're under the assumption Tsukihi is actually a killer and that her actions aren't being played for comedy.
I doubt Tsukihi would really have it in her to actually murder people.
If her attempts at attacking Araragi and Karen were serious then my opinion of Tsukihi has gone down.
>>123089216
Yozuru isn't the standard to which people should be compared. She's the hardcore amongst the hardcore.
Also I doubt Senjou/Tsukihi would ever be Yozuru level physically.
>>123089456
>some hag goes on a rant about privilege of being cute
fucks given: none
